/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why does your wife hate piggies? Also, ribs, and a smoked pork shoulder, get that bark on there nigga

What kind of a cuck are you? Be a man and keep whatever kind of meat you want in your own damn house.

>>14555086
sometimes people need to be protected from themselves. on a food image board you've gotta assume there are a fair amount of fat asses

>>14555045
Kike or sandniggress?

why did you get with a muslim bitch

>>14555095
>>14555111
Not OP but I'm a white Christian and I don't eat pork. Omnivores are less healthy to eat than herbivores, you can taste how dirty it is when you eat it.

>>14555202
Like if the would feed expensive meat instead of cheap ass plants to animals.

Change locks, fuck butches while eating bacon.

>>14555202
>dirty
no, ONLY muslims say this shit

>>14555045
>letting you bitch control what FOOD you can have in the house
bless you retard

>>14555045
Bacon and eggs

>>14555202
I guarantee you eat potato chips and drink energy drinks like most of this board though. But somehow you probably consider pork less healthy than even those.

OP here. For all the losers calling me a cuck or pathetic or whatever, just know this. Giving up pork and alcohol and agreeing to raise my kids muslim are the 3 small concessions I made in return for marrying the love of my life. In return I got a beautiful, intelligent, fiercely loyal wife who does everything she can to make me happy. I definitely got the better deal unlike you losers who marry used-up white girls.

>>14555376
Wow, look at all that cope.

>>14555376
jesus, are you really OP
hahahaha

>>14555376
>Giving up pork and alcohol and agreeing to raise my kids muslim
Kill yourself cuck. Muslims can all go straight to hell where they belong

>>14555376
Lmao ok dude whatever you say

>>14555376
What'd she give up?

>>14555457
Her clit

>>14555376
>fiercely loyal wife
>"visiting her family for a couple of weeks"

>>14555376
Doesshe wears sexy lingerie and is against condoms?

Actual OP here sorry, ignore the Muslim and Christian posters because we aren't religious at all. Pigs can't be kept in the house because my wife has PTSD and the sight of pork can send her into a drunken spiral. When she was a little girl, she hopped over a farm's pig pen and was summarily attacked by Big Father (the name of the biggest pig there, apparently). She still has the scars on her right leg. This is also why she refuses to call me daddy in the bedroom, but I guess that's unimportant.

Please don't deride my wife. I just want to cook pork

>>14556065
lol okay. you seem like a good guy. here's what i got:
>korean bbq pork belly
https://youtu.be/23tRGHUX3qM
>fat boy porchetta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJuqTd10dTA
>pork larb (pork salad)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDJ7sip3Cr0

>>14556107
Thank you, these look delicious (:

>>14556065
why doesn't she eat pork as revenge
women make no sense

>>14556164
oh yeah one more thing. i don't have a video but you can buy a super cheap pork shoulder, cover it in your dankest dry rub and but it on a low fire over a charcoal grill for like 8 hours, rotating it every hour, and then make a bbq sauce, toast some buns, maybe make a slaw if your're into that and boom you have pulled pork sammies.
another thing i do is get a slow cooker and put an entire tenderloin in there with citrus juice, onions, shallots, veggies, herbs. whatever the fuck you want and think goes together, fill it with stock and let it just cook all the way down like all day long - you can set this up in the morning, go to work and come back - and it'll be ready by dinner time. shred up the tenderloin and you can make sandwhiches, tacos, burritos, cottage pie... use your imagination

>>14555376
>>14556065
fuck who do i believe

>>14555045
Why is your wife leaving for a couple weeks without you? This doesn't make any sense.

>>14555345
kind of this. if she isn't allergic then wtf are you doing chief

>>14556198
well one of them is nicer than the other

>>14556186
I'm careful not to ask questions or prod too much because the last time I sat her down to have a real discussion about this, she quietly shut me down and asked if we could just go to bed. I wake up, she's gone, I call, no answer. Contact her parents and they seem relatively calm, telling me she's just "having another Piggy Timeout" and that I'd just have to wait for her to come back. And she did--two weeks later, and with dried blood on her temple. But I didn't ask because I was just glad to have her home.

>>14556278
You went too far, now it's obviously fake

>>14556278
Jesus Christ I know this is fake but it made me spit out my coffee

>2 thick bone in chops
>1 strip bacon, roughly chopped into small pieces
>2 cups leeks chopped, white and light green parts only
>2 cloves garlic diced
>chopped fresh rosemary
>chopped fresh thyme
>creme fresh or sour cream
>dijon mustard
>stock
>salt
>peppa
season chops with peppa, salt, rosemary, and thyme
let rest covered over night in fridge or on the counter for an hour
in deep pan or dutch oven, cook bacon
remove bacon when crisp saving the grease
cook chops in grease for ~3-4min a side until browned over med-high heat
remove chops when both sides browned and cover to keep warm
discard all but ~1tbsp grease
saute leeks until soft in grease, about 7 min
add garlic and saute for 1 min, dont brown the garlic you savage
add cooked bacon in
add ~1/3 stock to pot and scrap up brown bits on bottom
bring to boil then reduce to simmer
add chops in, cover, and simmer for ~3min a side until chops are done
remove chops and cook until remaining liquid evaporates
turn off heat and add in ~1-2 tbsp of dijon and ~1-2 tbsp of cream
DO NOT LET THIS BOIL NIGGA
salt and peppa to taste
top chops with leeks and serve
serve with some asparagus or some shit

>>14556301
>>14556369
I would rest easy for the rest of my life too if I didn't have to worry about triggering another Piggy Timeout.

>>14556278
>she's just "having another Piggy Timeout"
There will come a time in life when you will be visiting her on the Psych ward.

>>14555111
Why would you settle for anything less than an Islamic cutie?

>>14555045
Why would you ever marry a mudslime?