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The Whopper is an objectively better burger than the big mac, from a scientific perspective. It confirms to the universal truth that big burgers should be wider, not taller.

Change my mind.

>> No.14549693

i can't. you're right.

>> No.14549712

>>14549692
Both taste like shit though

>> No.14549732

>>14549692
The big mac patties are also both much smaller, with the whopper having more beef overall. You're basically paying for the extra bread and the big mac sauce if you prefer a big mac.
Nuggie sharing box on the other hand...

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>>14549712
I can't help but enjoy the smell and taste of the whopper though. They have the exact same scent as my gf's sweaty ass cheeks.

>> No.14549765

The whopper is superior. The ultimate whopper with bacon and cheese is vastly superior.

But you're still better off going to a proper burger restaurant.

>> No.14549782

>>14549692
The Whopper is great as long as you ignore the cheese.
A chargrilled flavor is nice, mayo, lettuce, tomato marriage to make your own special sauce as the tomato breaks down into the juices.
The issue with BK is that their demographic is preteen through college. Adults just don't want to go there. And, that's it. They're just a victim of fast casual competition in their price bracket. There are choices that are actually not fast food at this price, and they never much had a dollar menu that kept Taco Bell and McDs in business all these years.. Are they actually great? Their fries have been shitty ever since they catered to vegans who were pissed and felt tricked to find out their secret ingredient was beef tallow. They new ones are just weird, so they lose the comparitive game against Wendy's and McDs again, and the only alternative is onion rings, which arent bad since they do have the sauce that mimics the bloomin onion.

>> No.14549806

>>14549692
What about big Carl?

>> No.14549815

>>14549734
why is your gf's ass smoky

>> No.14549839

>>14549692
but the whopper tastes gross

>> No.14549872

>>14549712
People like you are pretentious fucks, who pretend fast food taste like shit. No, its not restaurant levels, but its still really fucking good. Go eat your salad you fat fuck

>> No.14549909

>>14549692
both are garbage

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>*blocks your path*

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>>14549872
This, but unironically. Fast food is popular for a reason. The ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD loves fast food. Put up a McDonalds in some obscure asian city and it becomes the most popular thing overnight.

The food tastes good. It just does. Contrarians who say "oh it's soooooo bad!" are fucking pathetic.

>> No.14549957

Whopper is bigger for approximately the same price but the Big Mac is definitely better and you cannot deny it.
Also the Whopper is the only barely edible item at Burger King the rest is trash and bland, the worst part about BK burgers is the sauce it tastes literally nothing, it's just so bland.

>> No.14549970

>>14549933
Fast food is the human equivalent of Dog food
You only like it because your corporate masters have destroyed your taste buds with decades of processed sugar

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>>14549970
Lol go chug another soylent you hipster filth. Kill yourself asap btw senpai

>> No.14550008

>>14549970
rent free

>> No.14550033

>>14549872
I'm not talking about fast food in it's entirety. Both mcdonalds and burger king have good stuff, but not those two items. Dry-ass beef covered by shitty sauce and horrid almost expired vegetables. I rather get some fries and a large delicious milkshake or a couple of small cheeseburgers which actually taste decent.

>> No.14550044

Which one has more of a seared bite?

>> No.14550049

>>14549933
It doesn't taste good. The only reason to go with a McDonalds over something else is that it's there and it's cheaper.

>> No.14550052

>>14550006
But soylent is just another example of corporate fast food marketed to a different strata of society.

>> No.14550142

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

>> No.14550187

>>14549692
I was more worried that the whopper is a regular burg and the mcshit is just more filler with less life to itself

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>>14549734
>"I'm getting more of a seared bite, on her ass, than on the regular.... oh no no no!"

>> No.14550199

>>14549692
That burger in the right has too much salad.

>> No.14550210

>>14549692
McDonalds burgers don't even taste like burgers, they taste like McDonald's. Not to belittle them, it's an engineering marvel.
BK actually tastes like meat and has that SEARED. BITE.