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Imagine paying a premium for a crappy bottle of JW.
You’d have to be retarded to do something like that

>> No.14527704
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14527704

>>14527558
Should have spent the money on Chivas Regal 25 instead

>> No.14527706

>>14527558
I bought a bottle of JW Double Black a while back, cost me like £35... was pretty much worth it I'd say.
Wouldn't spend any more than that on a single bottle of booze though.

>> No.14528006

I remember I had this whisky years ago it's not worth the money

>> No.14528017
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14528017

The one from my country

>> No.14529145

>>14527704
Only beaners with no taste drink chivas regal

>> No.14529459

>>14527558
>blended
>no age statement
At least they tell you which distilleries it came from...

>> No.14529747

>>14528017
belgian are pirates, looters and thiefs, hell even their chocolates are stolen from swiss

>> No.14529754

>>14527558
wouldn't buy it but if someone gifted me a bottle i wouldn't mind it at all

>> No.14529771

>>14527558
JW’s popularity is a testament to how retarded and easily manipulated the average person is. It’s the main thing that keeps me from fully emphasizing with people. Sometimes I’m like “I should love everyone, help them, dedicate my life for the better of society” but then i’m reminded 90% of the world’s problems would be solved if people used their brains for a brief moment. You might not see the connection, but a world where someone is willing to pay for JW at the prices they charge for the quality they offer is a world where true progress is impossible.

>> No.14529807

There are at least 10 single malts an order of magnitude better in taste at a fraction of the price. This is how you learn people are stupid.

>> No.14529822

>>14529807
>There are at least 10 single malts an order of magnitude better in taste at a fraction of the price.
This objectively isn't true. There are much better choices in the same price range but JB blue still is miles better than any entry level single malt.

>> No.14529832

>>14529771
JW is the vanilla ice cream of scotch. You know full well what you're getting with every bottle, a while it's nothing exceptional or groundbreaking, you don't order vanilla ice cream expected it to be exceptional or groundbreaking. It still costs as much as the other ice creams. You can still get fancier vanilla ice cream that costs even more. But at the end of the day, it's vanilla.
Some people just like vanilla.

>> No.14529838

>>14529807
>>14529822
Why are you comparing a blend to a single malt?

>> No.14529845

>>14529838
why not?

>> No.14529867

>>14529832
Fucking retarded comparison that doesn’t even make sense. Vanilla ice cream is a generic flavor you can get from a billion different sources. JW is a brand and specific approach to making its product, the cheapest, lowest quakity way. You can get a cheap scotch that taste way better than this garbagd. JW is like buying Eddy’s ice cream, when you could get Blue Bell for HALF the cost and TWICE the quality. Fucking kill yourself. Get a glenmorangie 10 or a Balvine and then tell me it’s worth fucking oaying JW prices for the whiskey-flavored water they sell. Retard

>> No.14529896

>>14527558
A bottle of blue label and it comes with a ghost too? Sign me up

>> No.14529912

>>14529822

Ardbeg 10, Lagavulin 16, Laphroaig 10, Bowmore 12, Taliskar, Aberlour, Caol Ila 12, Bruichladdich, Bunnahabhain, Octomore.

>> No.14529917

>>14529912
none of these taste better than jb blue

>> No.14529963

>>14529917

You're a pedestrian.

>> No.14529972

>>14529917

Just drink Black and call it magic.

>> No.14529981

>>14529917
and you're virtue signaling to your fellow ron swansons, eager to prove that you did your homework. typical newbie zealotry.
jb blue is objectively good whisky, it just isn't a very attractive option for the price range it's positioned in.

>> No.14529984

>>14527558
Had a bottle of Blue Label once. Had one sip and thought it was disgusting, drank the rest of the bottle in one day mixed with Mountain Dew

>> No.14529994

>>14529981
meant for
>>14529963

>> No.14529998

>>14529981

Anyone who types 'virtue signalling' is normally a giant piece of shit. Just so you know. That's right wing nonce cuntishness.

>> No.14530008

>>14529994

I've had many blacks, a red and a blue. Johnnie Walker blends suck for the most part, black being the least offensive.

>> No.14530012

>>14529984
We call that a Blue and Dew around here, very popular among the wealthy types.

>> No.14530014

>>14529998
>>14530008
k

>> No.14530017

>>14529917
Green and Platinum Label are better than Blue.

>> No.14530021

>>14530008
>I've had many blacks
You or your wife?

>> No.14530023

>>14530012
Not gonna lie, it tasted great. However I think it would have tasted just as good with whisky sold in plastic bottles

>> No.14530025
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>>14530017

Why do you people stuggle with shitty blends? Get a real scotch.

>> No.14530042

>>14530025
I have plenty of single malt though. Just saying from my experience I don't think Blue is even the best JW. I will say I've never tried Lagavulin before. Gotta go through more of my bottles before buying some more.

>> No.14530043

There are a multitude of tards in this thread that think shitting on JW makes them sound clever when really it just makes it very apparent that they don't know whisky. Categorizing all JW as overpriced illustrates that you don't know what you're talking about. Saying that a ten year Islay single malt tastes better than JW blue not only illustrates you don't know what you're talking about but also that you're a moron.

>> No.14530052

>>14530023
Connoisseur's prefer it made from a plastic handle of whiskey and a glass bottle of mountain dew for the best flavor profile.

>> No.14530065

>>14530025
>Look mom I posted it again
I understand you're really proud that you saved enough to be able to afford the special edition bottle but you've posted that picture numerous times and it's really not as impressive as you think it is.

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>>14530052
Based and Dewpilled

>> No.14530095

>>14530025
Green Label is really good, 50 bux for a blend of 15 year old malt scotches

>> No.14530135

>>14530043
Cope harder. Every bottle of JW is a trumph of marketing over quality

>> No.14531093

>>14527558
Big tits likes them so they're ok

>> No.14531180

>>14530065

I just don't take instagram pictures every day like you stupid cunts. I honestly can't be bothered with that shit. I've had 5 bottles. I'm not going to trot them out and act like a IG whore. Sorry I'm boring for you.

>> No.14531202

>>14530065

Tell me shitlips. Do you want some scotch whore, or some good recommendations? Answer honestly.

>> No.14531209

>>14530095
Did the Scottish Nose blend it? You see the doc on that guy?

>> No.14531229

>>14531209
doesn't say on the bottle, and no.

>> No.14531235

>>14531202
I don't want any thing from anyone. I have ten different bottles of Scotch in my liquor cabinet covering all the major regions. I know what I like and I know the drink. I'm just saying you look silly touting that bottle in multiple threads.

>> No.14531256

>>14531235

Go find your instagram friends then. I don't do that shit.

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>>14531235

Here's a really old picture of one of my cabinets. it's so ooold. Stop being an internet whore.

>> No.14531768

JW black is fine for the price. Anything more and you're pissing your money away because there are much better options.

>> No.14531770

>>14531325
>no Naduras

>> No.14531790

>>14529145
ackshually beaners drink buchanans, indians drink chivas
can any beaners attest as to why? Is it like Hennessey for brown people?

>> No.14533561

>>14531325
Haha I can see why you keep posting pictures of that distiller's edition, it's the best one you have.

>> No.14533566

>>14527558
I'll Johnny walk over to u and give u a kiss

>> No.14533624

>>14531768
Funny enough I actually like Black Label better than their other ones

>> No.14533658

>>14533566
Based

>> No.14533666

>>14533624
I think the double black is really good for the price, especially if you can catch it on sale which my local grocery store will do from time to time. Double black for 35 dollars is a fantastic buy.

>> No.14533673

>>14531256
I don't have an Instagram and I really don't understand how Instagram works.

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14534195

Is this shit worth the money?

>> No.14534201

>>14534195
No

>> No.14535291

>>14527704
totally based

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14535299

>not drinking superior red wine

Literal pleb-tier

>> No.14535314

>>14527558
Harry Potter whisky
:)

>> No.14536822

>>14527558
Jonny Walker blue label ohhhh yeaaaa

>> No.14536825

>>14527558
>Jhonny Walker
>crappy

>> No.14536831

>>14535299
this image screams repressed homosexual urges

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>>14535314

>> No.14537334

>>14533561

God you're such a needy bitch.