/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wish I had a little more room

>>14519157

>>14520959
any gabagool in the fridge?

>>14521272

From the other day. Just my tiny little apartment.

Looking to move out of state and buy a property next year.

>>14521286
>washing machine in the kitchen

brit detected

>>14519157
apparently this is exactly the photo my mom decided to show to the remodelers, like holy shit almost everything is exactly the same

>>14521420
I'm American and my washer and dryer are in my kitchen. The house is a bungalow style and 100 years old though.

>>14520643
nice kitchen, cute dog
really need to get myself one of those hanging racks to get some of my shit out of my cupboards

>>14521404
whered you get that prep station thing on the left?

>>14521639

Here's a listing for one at Walmart. Except I picked mine up for $50. If you look around for a "baker's rack", you can likely find a better one. I just went with what was convienant.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Supreme-Bakers-Rack-Chrome-and-Wood/23816291?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0

>>14521665
even at twice the price, it look like it's worth getting, need counter space like the deserts need the rain

I feel so poor compared to everyone else in this thread, but at least its mine.

>tfw my stove isn't vented
why even live bros

>>14521871
You live in an apartment, right? I don't think it's up to code in houses. There's no way I could go back to that crap. You end up smoking up the whole house cooking anything but eggs. When I last lived in an apartment the microwave above the stove had a fan that blew the air through a filter to *attempt* to remove some of the particulates, but it was useless. I ended up just opening the windows and cracking the door when I cooked steak.

>>14521813
Poor? That kitchen is fucking massive

>>14521945
You think? It's not tiny but it's not huge by any stretch. I really think it's the perspective. Here's a view from the other side.

>>14522001
Still looks big to me. My kitchen is only 3 ft across lol

interiordesignfag here. bored enough to comment on these pics, both catalogs and actuals.
>>14519157
pleasant looking enough design kitchen. GIS says it's either masterbrand or arcadia. not a fan of the fridge being so far away from the range/counter. gonna suck whenever you're cooking and you forget an ingredient and have to shlep however far away it is to the fridge to get it.

it's ok to break the accepted triangle of cooking surface/sink/fridge if there's a good reason, but with this much room in the kitchen, there's no reason to have say, the pantry cabinet on the left there instead of elsewhere (maybe even freestanding) and having the fridge god knows where.

also, unless i'm missing something, there's no dishwasher, which again, seems criminally dumb in a kitchen that large.

>>14519325
GIS tells me that's from the invisible man. hard to know if the flaws are intentional or not (like the lighting being really soft with medium-dark cabinetry. again, a pretty large triangle, but not nearly as bad as the last one (the fridge is in the frame, at least).

really nice suburban tans, beiges and browns everywhere. i like the raised panels on some and glass doors on the others. that's a good touch to break up monotony.

>>14519518
i'm sure there's a kitchen somewhere, but that looks like a really nice dumper in front of a dining table and a storage shelf.

>>14520643
hey, an actual home. not sure i like the soffit if it isn't necessary to hide something, but it does break up the lines, so it's not awful. the fake plants up there look silly to me, but whatever. not fond of either the floor or countertop, but whatever. that's really picking nits tho. otherwise, it's a really nice kitchen that looks smartly laid out. i'm guessing there's a dishwasher in the island we can't see from this angle.

tight triangle for easy functionality, extra lighting for when necessary, nice slide-in range to show off more of a small backsplash, etc.

gotta split this up...

>>14522006
Oh yeah, I had a galley style kitchen before this, so it was a big upgrade in that department for sure. It's still a far cry from the showroom style kitchens I'm seeing other people post in this thread, though.

>>14522012
A few of the pics in this thread are obviously stock images, dont feel bad about your kitchen bro

>>14522001
extremely naive

>>14522045
Thanks.
>>14522017
Seriously though, these two look great.
>>14521404
>>14520643

>>14520643
Cozy

>>14522056
They got prep stations so they're basically on another level of advanced decor

>>14522071
Next time I'll bust out my ironing board and show 'em how it's done.

Currently renoing my kitchen to look incredibly similar to this

>>14520959
ah the sopranos. hideous green typical in the burbs. out of fashion cathedral arch paneling. other than that, the function is great. you have, if memory serves, a cooktop to the side of that knife block, so again, a good triangle. plenty of room, but none of it used lazily or thoughtlessly. the one cabinet with glass for the show off pieces is again, a nice touch.

>>14521286
>washing machine
hello, eurofag. welcome to the shitpost. can only see half of your kitchen from this angle, but it's ok. i hate that style of cabinet pull and the silver trim on the backsplash looks tacky. i like your mini oven and cooktop tho.

>>14521295
dislike that floor and the color of the cabinetry, but from what i can see from the small pics, it looks fine otherwise. love all the natural light + the mix of recess and hanging light fixtures. seems well laid out.

>>14521404
this looks like a nice rental. cheap, but smartly done for the size. wouldn't have been a bad idea to have a bridge cabinet over the fridge for more storage. the laminate floor is what it is, but at least you have a granite countertop and a lip. the black appliances are kinda ugly, but hey, rental.

>>14521813
>>14522001
do you own this or is this another rental? if you own, i hope you didn't design it this way because lol this looks like absolutely shit design. i'm assuming this was done piecemeal with a lot of things put in as afterthroughts. like, who the fuck installs an over-the-range microwave under regular height kitchen cabinets just because? and holy fuck the placement of that range

i know it's technically called a free-standing range, but lmao that's not meant to be literal. move that next to the countertop where it belongs and you've got plenty of room for a pantry cabinet. from a personal (and not a design standpoint) consider adding something to break up the monotone color look. maybe replacing those roman shades with something bright.

>>14522102
I hope you ditch those faggy Britisher outlets. :^)

>>14522102
hope you don't get that ridiculous shelf/railing. the rest is really nice - good classic (victorian era?) colors with the white marble and brass fixtures.

>>14522108
>do you own this or is this another rental? if you own, i hope you didn't design it this way
It's mine. I didn't design it like this at all, but I'm sure it was piecemealed together over the last 100 or so years. There aren't even GFCI outlets. My plan is to get a slightly larger stove top to fit the space at some point(hopefully black to break up the tones). The only thing I did was change out the garbage peeling linoleum flooring for vinyl tile imitation and add the microwave. It's not an over the range microwave. It's really pretty narrow and small and I looked really hard to find something that would fit underneath the counters at all. I opted to mount it hanging because... why the fuck not? It gives me just a little more counter space.

Oh well, I may gut the whole thing in a few years if I ever marry a woman with taste. The refrigerator is also too big in my opinion, but I got a REALLY good deal on it being a floor model.

>>14522124
I wont be having the railing, my homes a victorian one so it fits

>all these kitchens that are basically spotless
Should've known /ck/ doesn't cook.

>>14522108
holy fuck you are fucking cringey

>>14519157
I have a shitty cramped galley kitchen with cabinets way to high because the prev owners were all over 6 ft and I'm 5 fucking 3.

>>14522235
Need a step stool, short stuff? :3

>>14522191
Some of us clean up rather than live in filth

>>14522149
wow. ok. yea, please renovate that at some point. i didn't even touch on the cabinets, because i assumed it was a rental and not a choice to own them.
> It's not an over the range microwave.
how the fuck is it mounted then? and what the hell are you gonna do with the 5 inches of space (hiyo) underneath that? put some plates? you could have just put the same plates on top.

the floor is a nice color imo and one of the nicer things about the kitchen period. get a stainless steel range to match the other appliances. until you change the color of the cabinets/countertop, i would consider a different paint job or maybe just different window treatments. those are probably custom and expensive, but man, they're not good looking. lotta ways you could go instead, but even simple bright colored tier curtains with a valance or even just a different color of roman shade would be a hell of a start.

>>14522245
IDK about you, but I don't cook filth. Doesn't stop my kitchen from getting messy, though.

>>14522239
I swear to fuck I'm installing a sliding library ladder next chance I get.

>>14522247
The whole thing pretty much needs to go except maybe the floors, like you said. I don't really like the stove's position near the back door, and I hate the counter top colors. They were totally installed by an amatuer, but overall it's functional and it's not completely hideous. I'm going to stain the bi-fold doors soon and that might help.

It's just a weird layout that was pitched together over the years. The door in the second picture leads to my bedroom.

>>14522269
lmao, let me see your kitchen.

>>14522285
Gimme a sec I'm on the shitter

This thread is looking way too fancy, where my poorfags at?

>>14522319
Other side

>>14522319
Do you actually use the percolator?

>>14522324
It's a French press but not really, not that big into coffee. It's just nice to have every once in a while.

>>14522285
I tell ya I'd kill for an island kitchen.
>inb4 4chins flips my image

>>14522347
That is a bit cramped, but are the cabinets really that tall or are you just a borderline midget?

>>14522319
Whose sonogram?
>>14522322
St. Patrick statue?

>>14522375
Mine :^) and yes

>>14522388
Congratulations! When are you expecting?

>>14522366
I can barely reach the top ones, so yeah pretty much. I have to use a stepstool to get anything not right on the edge of the bottom shelf of the top cabinets.

>>14522411
I'm going with midget. Sorry, hopefully you're a cute girl and can find a man to give you piggy back rides some day.

>Not using a bread board to cover your countertop grill

>>14522319
>>14522322
>poorfags
you weren't kidding.

>>14522441
why do you have a range and a cooktop?

>>14522482
For them grillmarks nigga.
Nah, this came with the apartment, but it's broken. It'd be more useless if it worked, cause then I couldn't just cover it.

>>14522393
November
>>14522474
I prefer it to most of the fancier kitchens in this thread actually, everything is within arms reach at all times. The only thing here I'm jelly of is this dudes countertop grill >>14522441

>>14521420
Not a Brit, but European nonetheless
>>14522108
I just bought this apartment a month ago.
It’s an ikea kitchen, their cheapest Formica countertop and all, but I have to say I am really surprised at how good this kitchen is surpasses kitchen remodels I’ve seen in the us where it costs five digits, I recon these kitchens are 500 bucks in materials and they will install it for you for a fee.
The pull tabs on the cabinets though are horrible I guess the previous owners picked them, i keep hitting my head on them I’m gonna look into replacements soon.
The trim on the backsplash on the bottom is not there for aesthetics, it is to keep water or other things from staining the 45 angle between the counter and back. The oven is full sized actually, you could even fit a 20lb turkey in there. So far this is the most amazing thing I have ever had in my life, after experiencing homelessness nothing beats having a roof over your head and it’s all mine, after 359 more payments

>>14523112
>sip
>now this is living

>>14523117
Let that breeze come right on in, along with the skeeters

>>14523123
Why are there women in the window laughing at him?

>>14522319
I raise hamsters for a living... it doesn't make very much money.

>>14523296
my god

>They don't have toilets in their kitchen.
How do you guys do it?

>>14523296
>hamsters
THOSE ARE FUKCING GUINEA PIGS

>>14523333
No, they're dinner.

>>14523296

Rate my kitchen lol
The cabinet in the bottom middle is my fridge

>>14521286
My office has a bigger kitchen area than that...

>>14523396
>The cabinet in the bottom middle is my fridge
Show us the inside

>>14523423
I don't have room for a bigger fridge.
And this fridge has no space for food.

>>14523427
Where the fuck do you live?

>>14523430
Germany

>>14523431
Now I get why Hitler needed that Lebensraum so badly

:(

>>14523436
Yeah and I need to expand my Küchenraum :(
I'm living in a one room flat in a commie block.
There's not much room there for a kitchen.
But I also don't want to give up 3/4 of my paycheck for a bigger place to live.

>>14523396
):

>tfw make £22k a year
>Will never own my own home, let alone have a kitchen to renovate

>>14523510
you make 8 grand more than me a year and I bought a place.

>>14523296
The jew fears the indoor hamster farmer

>>14523518
enjoy debts

>>14523525
65k

>>14523510
You need to move away from London. Household combined income is £100k and struggling to buy in commutable distance from London - deposit isn't the issue, it's that I want to buy more than a 1 bedroom flat for £500k.

>>14522319
poor fag kitchen checking in
I still roast chickens in this bitch weekly

>>14523551
otherside
I love tiny kitchens, although I would like one like this >>14519325 when I'm older

>>14523391
kek

>>14523551
I'm going to self publish cookbooks to Amazon soon, so most of the recipes will be tiny kitchen approved
theyre health related and longevity/fertility centered recipes. will be sure to shill on /ck/

>>14523599

>>14523602

>>14523599
>>14523602
>>14523606
>2000 quid a month

>>14523599
>>14523602
>>14523606


Multifunctional, no wasted time, can keep an eye on what's cooking while taking a both or a shit.

9/10.

>>14523611
>Quid
Ohhhhh say can you see...

>>14523641
ha hadnt noticed the plug in.
let me guess.. bay area? no way in hell thats ny

>>14523652
>Didn't notice the American flag on the stove in the last picture.
If remember correctly, it's actually in St. Louis.

>>14523654
you wanted me to notice pic related? shiiiiiiieet negro

>>14523662
I expect you to acknowledge American exceptionalism wherever and whenever it arises.

>>14523427
>American style burger sauce
Is that fry sauce (ketchup and mayo combined)?

>>14523678
no. its literally mac sauce
>>14523675
>looks at rona numbers per country
oh yeah anon, i see it real good

>>14523554
>HEB scrubber
Texan detected

>>14523606
i have lost right to complain abut anything

>>14523681
>looks at rona numbers per country
We're #1! We're #1 U.S.A. U.S.A.

>>14523685
the heb scrubber is SHIT compared to the 99 cent store scrubber
I paid 2.40 for and it does half as well but it does have a scraper which the 99cent one doesn't.

>>14523112
>Not having a combination washer/dry/oven.

>>14523704
Regular washer nothing special
Heat pump dryer, vent free, this mofo is really nice

>>14521404
>>14521665
wish i had seen these before i got my prep table (>>14520643). Looks way more usable especially with the included wood board.

>>14523334
surely this is fake

>>14523783
Would I lie to you?

>>14523792

>>14523797

>>14523801
Last one, but I think my favorite.

>>14523806
that looks oddly comfy

>>14523810
Yeah, until you get out of the tub, slip, and fall down the fucking stairs.

>>14523806
>>14523801
>>14523797
>>14523792

Flippers are gettting way too cocky.

>>14523814
just enter and exit over the half wall, obviously

>>14521871
>>14521885
i have a house with no kitchen vents/fans whatsoever, though it's a pretty old house. didn't have a bathroom fan either when i bought it though i did add that.

How do you all keep your kitchens so clean? Something about mine makes me a little ashamed to post it.

>clutter
>floors need cleaning
>watermarks all over the sink
>no place for recycling so it's just a pile in the corner
>cobwebs in some of the corners.

>>14523896
Take lower resolution pictures and nobody will be able to tell. :^)

>>14523896
clutter is the thing that makes mine the most 'dirty' usually. If it's that bad hire someone to come clean your place once well, then it will be easier to keep clean yourself. Otherwise just get to scrubbing. Id say keep the recycling in the garage or somewhere like under the sink if you can

>>14523903
>garage
>under the sink

I'm yuropoor I don't have a garage. Under the sink is for cleaning supplies. I also don't like the idea of someone coming into my home to clean. It's not dirty desu, I'd eat off of most surfaces. It's just cluttered...

>>14523296
They cute

>>14523896
>>14523926
post pic so we can see what we're dealing with

>>14523926
most of the time it boils down to
you have to much stuff
do you really need everything you have?
if you dont have the space for it, then you cant really afford to have them, this is one way of looking at it

>>14523771

I would rather have a metal table. Easier to work with flour and doughs.

>>14519157

>>14523896
>>14523551
>>14523554
I have a little kitchen that I like to think I keep clean.
I have a strip for knives and a hanging display for spatulas, ladles etc..
I wipe down the counters once a week and wipe down my main prep counter above the dishwasher daily.
its about decluttering the inside of your cabinets so more shit can be hidden inside them and only displaying stuff that looks "good"
put up dried dishes asap, clean stovetop 1x a week at least, sweep at least 1x week, do dishes in the morning or right before bed daily.
keep extra storage bins on hand for things like spaces or dishcloths
keep a cardboard box in your pantry or outside for recycling

>>14524093
Your kitchen is what prompted my comments on cleanliness lmao. I'm feeling inspired to de-clutter. My cabinets are full of shit so the stuff I use regularly is sat out on the counters. Becomes a pain cleaning around all this stuff and just saps my energy.

Anyway thanks for all the responses anons, too scared of the internet to post my actual kitchen but maybe I'll make a thread about how important it is to declutter once I've actually done it.

>>14524103
post a before and after ITT!
No one will stalk you, only women post in kitchen threads anyway
I would definitely declutter so you can put your stuff up. I leave my cast iron out usually but my Dutch oven and little green pan get put up usually.
you want to maximize as much counter space as possible as well, and keep your prep area as minimal as possible, utilize your bar if you have one and don't be ashamed of also prepping food at the dining room table if your kitchen is just too cluttered or small for the time being

easy way to declutter and tell the difference between trash and good is
>how often do I use this?
if daily to 1x a week keep it, if you havent used it in a year definitely toss it or sell it.
>do i have multiples of this?
if you do, pick your favorite one
>is this material garbage, is this device broke/not working as intended?
scratched Teflon skillets, scratched baking trays, old plastic mixing bowls, anything broken or flimsy can go

once you declutter store like with like and make a determined junk drawer for extra small items. everything should have a proper place.
>bowl shaped items with other bowl shaped items
>skillets with skillets
>large items with other large items
>small items with other small items

if you have a small place I would organize the inside of some of your cabinets by size

you little skillet, pots, and baking trays can be in one cabinet, and your big skillets, pots, dutch oven, casserole dish, roasting tray, can all go in one cabinet

hope some of this advice helps :)) pls consider posting pics!

>>14522008
No one gives a fuck about your stupid opinion, tits or gtfo

>>14520643
found the cat!

>>14523131
they are looking at the cat, because cats are cute

everything is better with kittens

>>14524727
I was able to find five cats. Did I miss any?

>>14523117
>>14523120
Hello Portubro

>>14525060
Hey. It's coffee time. Have you gotten the delta premium can for your moka pot? you should, its actually illy that is sold in the US for 18 dollars for exactly the same thing.

>>14519518
liking dat ass!

>>14522001
Are you that austist who live streams on Reddit?

>>14523806
>slip and fall out of the tub
>break 13 bones and become paralyzed for life

>>14525801
wife did the decorating. no bully plz.

>>14525806
You making cream pies every night, who am I to bully

>>14525693
No risk, no reward.

>>14519157
I'm too shy ;P

>>14525806
It’s a nice space but that cabinetry is way too dark for a small kitchen like that. It looks like my grandmas kitchen did in the 90s when she still had a 1970s styled kitchen. Bright colors for small spaces bro. I’m gay btw not sure if that matters

>>14520959

CARM! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKIN ZITI THAT WAS IN DA FRIDGE??

>>14521286

It's funny that you can instantly tell this is in Europe without even looking at the electrical outlets

>>14521404

That's a nice looking kitchen, though I don't think I could get by with that little counter space.

>>14523427

>American-style burger sauce

I'm American and what is this?

>>14526388
its ketchup and mayo mixed

>>14523783
this is too stupid hence it must be true

>>14523896
cleaning is easier when things are organized and you know efficient while being safe ways to clean things

>>14526430
No it’s not.
>>14526388
It tastes like Mac sauce>>14526430

I live alone

>>14528326
At least you have a clean kitchen.

>>14528326
That looks like the kitchens in section 8 state housing

>>14528468
Well it is a pretty cheap and small appartment I'm renting but it's just a normal appartment in a small canadian town.
It's 5m away of walking from my job, a grocery store, a farmer's market, a pharmacy and a park with a river so I don't really mind, life is pretty nice and easy here.

>>14528544
I'm glad you're happy with it, man. People were shitting on my kitchen a little bit, but the truth is your kitchen is just one part of your house/apartment. If your kitchen suits you and the rest of the house works for you, that's all that matters. Life is not a zero sum game.

>>14528556
Yeah and besides I never really got why people want huge kitchens. If I need more room I just use the table and while I'm using the stove everything is nearby.

>>14528544
Shiit that sounds awesome. Don’t get me wrong I didn’t say that in a mean or derogatory way, I been in many HUD houses where the kitchen looked exactly like that. I always heard 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the us border, so where are you at?

>>14528809
Not that far from the border desu, I'm in a small farmer town about 2h out of Montreal.

>>14528842
Sounds pretty sweet what do you work in?

>>14529237
I'm a software programmer for a local financial firm, I mostly work on cloud and security stuff.

>>14529297
Sounds to me like you can work anywhere

>>14529328
Now yes but I didn't work there when I first moved in here. My previous job was heavily hardware dependant.

>>14523296
You might make more money if you knew what exactly you are raising and trying to sell. It's weird to raise Guinea Pigs and then turn around and tell people they're Hamsters. Maybe if you got your marketing strategy right, you'll do better.

This is the model version of the kitchen of the house I'm moving into next month. How should I set it up?

>>14523599
>>14523602
>>14523606

Peak Eurocuck

I'll post another picture if this one is too shit.

>>14529860
It's pretty shit, but do you mind sharing your child's crayon drawing? That's very cute.

>>14529812
Get an actual table and put bar stools or w/e for the island. Fuck eating there for anything more than a snack.
Make sure the joint between the countertop and the wall is properly sealed. Put some silicon if not while it's still nice and clean.
Find something to block the hole between the counter and the oven or else you'll have shit accumulating in there all the time.
Get some decent dish rack that can fit under the sink. Since it's an island you don't want to just leave it there if you can avoid it.
Enjoy it while it's clean because all white like that will not stay immaculate for long.

>>14529894
That must be the shittiest choice of kitchen counter I've ever seen.

>>14529872
Here you go.
>>14529877
I have an actually table to eat at fortunately, and hole between the counter and the oven is for storing baking tins. I will have to get some sort of dish rack at some point for sure.

>>14529872
Here you go.
>>14529877
I have an actually table to eat at fortunately, and hole between the counter and the oven is for storing baking tins. I will have to get some sort of dish rack at some point for sure.

>>14529877
>Get an actual table and put bar stools or w/e for the island. Fuck eating there for anything more than a snack.

There is a dining room to the left, with room for a table that sits 8-10. It's just island seating.

Thanks for rest of the advice. Once it's done being built and I can inspect it I will take your advice. I'm not for a dishrack, but keeping one under the sink is a good idea. Right now I mostly just clean stuff in the sink and put it right into the dishwasher.

>>14529902
Yeah it sucks but its gonna get replaced soon

>>14529926
That's sweet. What where they trying to draw? The bottom one makes me think it's a cartoon character or animal.

>>14529945
I think they were trying to draw me, sadly our family's artistic ability is not our strong suit.

>>14529968
lol, well they have to start somewhere. Congratulations on your son/daughter.

>>14529939
oh yeah one more thing. For the island seating, whatever you get try to find something that fits under OR doesn't swivel. Swivelling chairs guarantee the side of the island will get destroyed by the corners hitting it all the time.
I couldn't see it but if you have a dishwasher then my comment is kinda moot, just get a drying mat then. If the sink is inside the countertop you can get the flat kind with an opening so you just lift it up a bit and water drips in the sink. It works too if the sink is over the counter but it's not as good.
Also you might wanna childproof it a bit, dem sharp corners are the perfect height for a nice forehead wound when they get excited and start running circles around the island.

>>14529987
>Also you might wanna childproof it a bit, dem sharp corners are the perfect height for a nice forehead wound when they get excited and start running circles around the island.

My children will learn the hard way or not learn at all.

>>14523431
Let me guess: GDR

>>14523296
cute cats

>>14529902
cant be worse than marble

>>14530614
sealed marble isn't that bad, but the worst will always be tiles

>>14520643
How do you deal with having pets contaminate the kitchen with their fur?

>>14530962
you clean

>>14530962
You get over it and accept it as a consequence of having a pet.

>>14520643
nice dog and kitty ;3

>>14522322
>based christian

>>14523896
maintenance and developing a habit.

>>14523427
does your fridge loose cool when you bake?

>>14529937
Where are you at? Your place looks like it could be in my building

>>14519157
from when I first moved in, it has a lot more stuff setup in it now but this is where the magic happens

>>14532154
fuck sake

>>14531661
Sweden

>>14523334
>>14523792
>>14523797
>>14523801
>>14523806
are /diy/ crossposters the new /fit/? Fuck off until you figure out how to create a decent herb garden to btfo /out/

>>14532623
Not close enough fren

>>14520643
Your kitchen is very happy and aesthetically pleasing, esp your pretty vines. You did a lot with your use of it. But, I see what you mean about size. The upper cabinets are not very many, and not very deep. I can't see them holding anything on top, or a proper platter or many groceries. My own upper cabinets are the same depth as my fridge but I've rented where there are the narrow ikea style types or the sink that is more a bar sink than a proper double sink or farmhouse. Can't even get a normal, let alone oversized dinner plate to fit up there. Is there a separate pantry with your open door?

>>14528468
bigger kitchen than my non sec 8 apartment

>>14522102
not sure if this is trashy or not

>>14523449
do you live in East Germany?

>>14533296
It’s not

>>14533317
*Starts dishwasher*

>>14521404
CLEAN
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>>14523296
Based cuy farmer

>>14522319
what a curious place to put oven mits

>>14523123
is he heating a can in the pan?

>>14534135
I actually think they're onto something.

>>14534145
I just tried and mines won't hold in place

>>14534188
Mine works like a charm.

Thank you pregnant and Catholic woman for sharing your secrets with us.

>>14534135
>>14534145
no it always gets nasty up there unless you clean it after every meal

Picture from the catalogue from when I moved in, get triggered and call me a liar all you want, it's 30*C inside today and I can't be bothered to clean for you faggots.
Literally nothing have changed since I moved in apart from the shit the photographer placed on the counter-top for the picture.
The only thing I have on the opposite side is my fridge/freezer combo

>>14534261
Oh ffs, I even rotated it an extra time to make sure it would be the right way up

>>14534271
never trust metadata

Not bad for a 600 sq ft studio

>>14534477
I'd take the kitchen aid off the counter unless you're cooking all the time. Move the dish thing to the right so you have space to prep and put stuff on the stove when cooking or toss into the sink (like unused vegetable bits) when prepping. just my thoughts

>>14525591
whats in that box in the background?

>>14534477

You definitely need more counter space. Take off the kitchen aide and get an adhesive hanging paper towel roll to place under your center cabinet over the sink. Clears up half your counter.

>>14522441
how come americans seem to all have a microwave above the range?

>>14534398
this is very cute, but i would want more color. like teal and mustard. also i hate your sink but you can't really help that. how would you wash a baking sheet?

>>14534676
the microwave is also a vent, so it's like a two-in-one. it also gives you more counter space.

>>14534700
I don't.

>>14534711
but the how do you roast your veggies??!

>>14534736
I don't eat vegetables. And when I need to cook something on my baking sheet, I use foil.

>>14534676
to make sure their eyes, the only brain matter outside the safety of the skull, get a regular dose of radiation.

also to make sure that when they're retrieving hot things from the microwave that there's a higher chance of them dropping scalding food/beverages and injuring themselves/others due to the stupid fucking angle they'd have to get it out at.

>>14534761
>get a regular dose of radiation
Microwaves are harmless.

>>14524937
what coffee grinder is this? i'd love a burr grinder with a hopper, currently using a spice grinder and it's the bane of my existence.

>>14525806
yeah, your wife has no taste

>>14520643
I would kill for a kitchen like this. I'm currently stuck with what's effectively a galley and I want to shoot myself every time I need to use more than one pan at a time

>>14521813
>>14522001
>gas range
>copious counter space
>could probably even fit a small rolling island too
Doing better than 80% of this thread

>>14523427
"American-style burger sauce" is honestly more insulting than all the obsessive europoor shit talking on this board

>>14525806
what the fuck is with retarded women and having the title of the room you're in on a board on the wall.
>KITCHEN
>LIVING ROOM
>BATHROOM
oh thanks for the signage i DIDNT KNOW WHERE I FUCKING WAS

>>14519157
J

>>14523599
>>14523602
>>14523606
>that setup
>those outlets
>the us flag on the stove
Were are you from dude?

>>14529894
Nice little step stool, manlet

>>14534949
>

>>14534990
it's for my kids, shitbird.

>>14535003
I dont believe you because no woman would ever want to have kids with a manlet

>>14535015
i am the woman.

>>14535111
I was waiting for this.

>>14523117
This image depresses me. Like I actually feel like tearing up. It looks so empty and lonely.

>>14534135
>>14534145
>>14534247
I've cooked plenty and they aren't dirty yet

>>14529357
is that a wood burning stove? do you ever use it?

>>14534477
looks pretty nice, but where do you do actual prep work?

>>14535697
not him but yea it is a wood stove, i used mine in the winter just because it trippled down to also heat the house and had a glass door on it which made it comfy to look at

>>14522102
are you a serial killer?

Here's mine from just before I moved in.

>>14522008
why tf do people post these long breakdowns of every picture they see in these kinds of threads.

>>14535831
thats one massive ceiling and kitchen, albeit a nice looking one. looks a bit strange not having hung cupboards.

>>14535857
Thanks. No clue what I'm going to do when the lightbulbs burn out.... candlelight dinner, I guess

Is anyone else infuriated that sink placement is always in the center of a counter instead of off to the side? Why would anyone in their right mind break up perfectly good continuous counter space?

>>14534777
Let me blast 1500W of RF next to your head.

>>14529860
Wait what the fuck
why is your fridge...on the counter?

>>14535953
i always get mad when the dishwasher is placed to the left of the sink. fuck left handed people

>>14521286
Yikes!
Communism, not even once.

>>14522102
>portrait of John Wilkes Boothe
Based.

>>14523112
This is fucking depressing. And I say this with a roach infested kitchen.

>>14536293
I cannot find any portraits that match it -- but the top right painting really does look like Booth.

>>14523296
The hamsters fend off the rats. Wise decision my friend.

>>14529894
>>14529902
tiled countertops fuckin blow. and wtf happened to that island, a raptor take a bite out of the edge?