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14522035 No.14522035 [Reply] [Original]

reasons why Gordon Ramsey is overrated:

>cant cook rice
>breaks his spaghetti
>puts oil in pasta water
>his face is fucking ugly
>says literal raw egg is cooked
>his burgers are raw
>butchers "traditional" recipes
>anal about doing everything a certain way even though cooking is about experimenting and having fun
>literally never has fun
>alton brown could beat him up in a fight

>> No.14522060

>overrated
It looks like you've mistaken this word for meaning "bad."

>> No.14522066

His burger video is so fucking retarded

>> No.14522067

>>14522035
I like when he belittles people and how he is rude to manlets.

>> No.14522096

>>14522067
he would do great as a humiliator in the bdsm industry

>> No.14522103

>>14522035
you're forgetting
>burns toast in a toaster in his scrambled egg technique

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>> No.14522737
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>> No.14522750

>>14522737
how much coke did he do before this

>> No.14522753

>>14522035
But he makes one mean idiot sandwich.

>> No.14522755

>>14522131
Holy shit this is perfect

>> No.14522758
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>>14522750
Depends on how many hookers he ordered

>> No.14522823

>>14522758
i would fuck that pizza and then eat it

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>>14522823
I'd go with the qt waitress but okay

>> No.14522843

>>14522838
holy shit! i would fuck her while slapping her face with the pizza.

>> No.14522856

>>14522758
This video was his downfall. For years, everyone has agreed that pizza looked breddy gud, and that he is sensationalist for dissing it.

F. G Ramsey

>> No.14522859

>>14522758
NOOO the cheese and sauce must be glued to the bread!!

>> No.14522876

>>14522131
While this does piss me off, you have to remember it's been over two decades since he was a chef/cook. He is a character/t.v. personality now.
As far as the top part of the webm, you can tell he's faking it because you know he has rammed bigger black pieces of meat in his mouth while on a cocaine/meth binge

>> No.14522880

>>14522737
is this some MK Ultra experience to convince his watchers with hypertension to die

>> No.14522888

>>14522035
reasons why Gordon Ramsey is based:

>triggers OP

>> No.14522898

>>14522096
>I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO CUM YET YOU FUCKING DONKEY
>YOU CALL THAT A COCK? YOU STUPID PLONKER
>WHAT ARE YOU?
"A-a faggot sandwich"

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>>14522880

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>when you break the spageti

>> No.14522949

>>14522035

Did you see him breaking down a lobster though?

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>>14522035

>> No.14523226

>>14522942
why does it bother people so much though? It neither ruins the taste nor the texture. It just makes it swirl on the fork.

>> No.14523383

>>14522838
>>14522843
>Imagine the smell

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>>14523383

>> No.14523500

>>14522856
>For years, everyone has agreed that pizza looked breddy gud
If I order thin crust and that comes out Im sending it back. I dont care if you make the best chicken noodle soup on Gods green earth, I ordered the clam chowder and you are going to serve me the clam chowder.