/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14520575
Ew wtf no

>>14520575
American cuisine is truly an abomination. As an Italian I am horrified. Why you do this to the pizza? The pizza should be respected! Simple ingredients, very hot oven, good dough, good quality mozzarella. Why do you bastardized the pizza?

>>14520592
I like the pizza pizza, I like the pizza pie, I like the pizza pizza, I like the pizza pie

>>14520604
Please...no

>>14520592
I've had your pizza and its trash so you have no say on this. The only thing you have still better than americans are your pasta dishes

>>14520673
Lol

>>14520575
so it's just a lunchable with warm sauce? do you really think that's innovation?

>>14520673
Ok go enjoy your dominoes you fat covid carrying mutt. 160k dead and counting all because you can’t wear a face mask when you go get your shitty pizza

>>14520673
lmao get the fuck out of here, that garbage you call pizza is vile
you either get flavorless, cardboard tasting ones or straight up sweet or salty mess, how can any American seriously think their "pizza" is not only good but actually better than the Italian ones is beyond me.
I'm in holiday here and it's such a mindblowing experience it's not even funny

>>14520575
>>14520631
It’s called Ohio valley style pizza. It’s delicious. The cheese and toppings are cold. The sauce and crust are hot. My favorite is Beto’s in Pittsburgh

>>14520750
Beto’s is good

There hasn't been a single picture of pizza in this thread that didn't look fucking putrid.

>>14520686
It appears someone may have masturbated on your chicken pasta

shithole part of the country
shit people
shit pizza

>>14520769
How about this nigga?

>>14520769
Why don’t you want to try it? You might like it?

>>14520783
>pile of cold, greasy pepperoni
fuck no

>>14520750
hell yes betos is based and the biggest pleb filter in an otherwise pleb style of food

>>14520792
Just put it in the microwave for 30 seconds

>>14520763
I like Beto’s. You can get pizza by the slice

>>14520763
>betos
A betos pie is best with extra cheese

>>14520750
>Ohio
no surprises here

>>14521468
Why not?

>>14520575

Who the hell would pay for that garbage? Is the place a money laundering front?

this shit is just as bad as it looks but Im surrounded by freaks who enjoy it
t. Ohioan

Fly over states for a reason

>>14521769
NYC pizza is overrated and California literally has no idea what a pizza even is

>>14520800
or just cook it properly, you assbackwards redneck cattlefucker

>>14521519
Not that anon, but nothing good ever came out of Ohio. They eat their spaghetti with chili instead of bolognese for fucks' sakes.

>>14521997
> They eat their spaghetti with chili instead of bolognese for fucks' sakes.
I don't think that sounds great but I also don't find it very offensive, chili is literally just tomato sauce with beef and peppers

>>14522015
>t. Ohioan

>>14522042
Actually I'm a Detroiter, Ohio to me is like our retarded cousin and I don't think cheese belongs on chili dogs, much less 3 lbs of unmelted cheese, but spaghetti with chili as a concept....it's just not that bad. Spaghetti is literally just flour, hardly different from putting crackers in chili.

>>14522053
>he puts crackers in chili
Typical flyover resident.

>>14520899
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>>14520783
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>>14520604
What is this shit? Did I step into the twilight zone?! Help me Rod Serling!!!!!

>>14520575
I'd like to have him hahahah

i have discovered that ham and cheese sandwiches with hot toasted bread and melted cheese + cold thin deli ham taste god tier
is a similar concept employed here

>>14520749
Go somewhere not a chain or family owned dumb cunt.

>>14520704
160k is nothing and I hope more die.

>>14522230
The best McDonalds sandwich ever, the McDlt, had thus feature. Keep the cool side cool, the hot side hot, put them together, take a bite and it’s both hot and cold and your mouth was like mmmmmm so good

>>14522289
This is the main reason I fucking hate that garbage on my burger. What fucking retard decided to put cold shit on hot shit? COOK THE FUCKING VEGETABLES if they are going on a hot sandwich.

>>14521943
I laughed entirely too loud and long at this

>>14520790
I grew up in Pittsburgh. Primanti's has served rotten meat, the bread isn't that special, I know the recipe for their pickles, their coleslaw, improved on their fries, fuck their low quality meat.

This shit? Never heard of it. Pittsburgh pizza should be thick, made with a beer dough but not entirely too thick and doughy. It should be cooked in a very, very, very hot oven and in a hot pan.

Keep this fucking garbage away from me.

>>14522281
3edgy5me

The jazzy music makes it seem trendy. I think hipsters like this style of pizza and they drink a Pabst blue ribbon beer with a slice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZM_eZj0IZ8

>>14522316
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=160000%2F328200000

Are you mentally retarded?

>>14520592
modern pizza was invented in the united states you fucking pseud

>>14520575
Thanks, I hate it.

>>14522314
What’s weird about Pittsburgh is the way they eat steak. Pittsburgh rare they call it. Charred on the outside, rare on the inside. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_rare

>>14522333
Ironically you just posted more evidence of your own deficiency. Not only are you a miserable failure of a human being, you apparently know dogshit about statistics. Go suck a fart, you clown MAGAT.

>>14522176
This has to be a troll thread right what da hell?

>>14522350
I fucking love Pittsburgh Rare and I will cut you. It's delicious, try it.

>>14522352
Explain it, dipshit. Explain how 160000 baby boomers and morbidly obese niggers matter.

never had it but I gotta be honest the cold cheese on top sounds delicious

>>14520575
Honestly cold cheese sounds kinda nice on a pizza if you got some nice sharp cheddar mixed in there. I would cook the pepperoni, though.

>>14522357
I’m with you 100% man. Whenever I order steak I always tell them I want it Pittsburgh rare

>>14522360
I really see no reason to waste my time trying to convince an ignorant fatass of his own ignorance. You obviously have the self-awareness of a rock. Keep on keepin' on with your shit life, you angry manbaby.

>>14522374
You know I'm right and you're too pussy to admit it. Good job.

>>14521641
I'm right with you, Anon...Commiserating.
I've never in my life heard of "Ohio Valley Style."
This is either a troll or this place has been WAY more infantilized than I ever thought possible...
It really is akin to:>>14520985
OH FUCK ME IT'S TRUE...
https://www.dicarlospizza.com/
Apparently 35 is the new 6...

>>14522380
>I googled the math on 2 numbers, I win the argument
Put on your red hat and walk into traffic, you closeted queer.

>>14522372
Sous vide with rosemary, thyme, garlic. Medium rare. Into a pan with avocado oil. As buttfuckingly hot as you can get it, put it in the oven first at 400 if you have to.

Rip. That. Bitch. A bit of butter ontop, and place over a board dressing. Delicious.

>>14522406
Get home invaded you complete cuckold. I would tell you to have fun watching your gf get fucked but you've never had one.

>>14522382
“For most native Pittsburghers you say the name Beto’s a wide range of emotions come up.” Everybody in Pittsburgh except you know all about Beto’s dummy. It’s only the oldest pizza shop in the Burgh. https://www.discovertheburgh.com/betos-pizza-review/

>>14522425
*EXCEPT, I'm in OHIO...
>inb4 Weird flex...
ONLY here for family, and got trapped for a while...Out again soon.
I like Pittsburgh WAYYYY better.
Wish I could get birch beer here.
Apparently, According to DiCarlo's home page, THEY brought pizza to the US in 1945 after the war...(I think we BOTH know that's bullshit.)
Christ's sake, they don't even call a Stromboli the correct name. They call it a "PEP ROLL"
Geez..

>>14520750
>It’s called Ohio valley style pizza. It’s delicious.

>>14522662
>That pic
WHEN!!!
The suffering NEEDS to END!!

>>14520750

What the fuck is wrong with Ohio?

>Skyline chili spaghetti.
>This shitty cold top pizza.
>Governor John Kasich.

I'm convinced the whole state is some kind of freaky psyop.

>>14520592
Pizza is an American invention and Italian pizza is trash.