/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do a 360 and a walk away

Do a 2π and walk away

just eat the food and eat it so much. just eating and eating it. yeahh..

>>14519661
Im a American, you this this scares me? This is my nightly dinner

>>14519692
you dieting bro? don't starve yourself kiddo

The apple pies would be the hardest part for me. I'm not super big on sweets.

Do a 1τ and walk away

>>14519661
where the fuck are they serving wide fries and fried chicken at McDonalds.

>>14519661
dont even touch the liquids until I finish all the solid food. then as I get up my stomach burst killing me, a shitty death

>>14519707
>mcrice

>>14519692
>you this this scares me?
>this this

>>14519661
Or what? Do I have 6 hours to win prize money, or is it that I will die if I can't finish it?

>>14519750
Your mother will die in her sleep if you fail.

>>14519709
This probably

>>14519661
Sammiches and fries slowly at first, let them digest down a bit with help from some of the soda (the starch will swell in your stomach and make you sick) then tackle the rest one at a time

>>14519661
6 hours? This seems like a *fairly* small amount of McDonald's for an average sized man I'd say..

>>14519763
or i will die because of food intoxication or a ruptured belly

>>14519661
I really liked those wings, I wish they were still around.

>>14519661
just binge then purge, ez

>>14519661
Grab the ones in surplus from the night shift and microwave it a little bit

>>14519661
Check these quads

>>14519661
Is that actually rice?

>>14520007

>>14520023
Goddamn, all that rice and fries would sit like a brick in your stomach

>>14519661
What’s the point? Partaking in this only fuels mindless consumerism. Gluttony is a sin, anon. Only consume what you need, not more.

>>14519661
Blender

>>14519661
Eat till full then throw up. Rinse and repeat

>>14520134
What if I gave you a million dollars?
I'd maybe eat a burger or two and an apple pie and then I'd run a quick half marathon (should take under 2 hours). I should easily scarf the rest down after that

It's impossible, that's more than even the top competitive eaters would be able to smash down. The soda alone is almost 3 gallons and weighs 22 pounds. There's only so much you can fit in the human stomach and throwing up would disqualify you from any kind of challenge.

dogshit/10 thread

>>14519661
Get a bottle of laxatives and eat it with his meal. I'll be hungry again after an hour of shitting. Rinse and repeat until I am done.

binge, puke, binge, puke, binge, puke. thats a fun weekend for me

Will it blend?

>>14519661
God I miss mcdicks

Ive been stuck in my house since March with no end in sight

When will rona be done

>>14519692
>Im a American
>you this this
South American, maybe.

>>14520474
>Ive been stuck in my house since March
Thats your own choice. Most of us have been out and about

Childhood is liking McDonald's. Adulthood is realizing Burger King has a ton of actual vegetables in every sandwich, and liking that better.

To be frank, one reason I preferred McD for so long is that the quality of the meat appears to be better. Well, I Burger King has improved LOTS since 2000. I think that may be their best kept secret. So now, Burger King is by far the better burger.

>>14519661
First hour do one of the fries, all the quarter pounders, a handful of pies and a couple sodas. Take a little break then eat all the fried chicken and a few more pies. Next tackle some of those rice balls, another french fry box and some mcchickens. Now I’m almost done and will polish off the rest of the pies, the share box and any lingering rice balls or mcchickens. Hopefully i can pick Diet Coke as the soda. It would be tough but I think I could do it.

>>14519661
order 2

>>14519661
move the food around on the plate so it looks like i ate more than i actually did