/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14510741
we already have one you fucking donkey

OP is a colossal retard with at least fifty cocks up his as at any given time. Just because the mods have a dozen hiromoot-approved eceleb shilltube threads going, doesn't mean we should be duplicating other threads.

>>14509370

>>14510748
It's funny how you can tell when a video was made if they use coconut oil

>>14510743
vile

>>14510748
i'd make this

>>14510743
This was a really stupid idea.

>>14510745
Stay mad

>>14510743
Omg every part of that was painful

>>14510758
delet pls

>>14510881
do Americans REALLY?

>>14510748
>not cooking the potatoes to the point they start to break down and thicken the broth
disappointed

>>14510758
>BEET!
>shows a rutabaga

>>14510881
>celebrating childhood obesity

>>14510881
>fat stupid kid tries eating poster
>I know, get him some fucking chicken

This thread is pretty fucking pathetic.

>>14510881
kids can function pretty well while morbidly obese. they can still run and play and do things with their friends, but once they hit adolescence/puberty it becomes a life sentence if parents refused to feed them healthy foods while they were young
i can't wait until having obese children is considered child abuse
god knows it'll never happen, but one can dream

>>14510743

Source? I need to know what this fuck face looks like. Holy crap.

>>14511288
Obviously is a fucking Malay in Singapore

>>14510816
What if you're on any other floor?

>>14510806
Why that webim is call black panties yoy vile liar

>>14510748
a) that's a simmer?
b) what the fuck is a langoustine?
c) looks iight

>>14510759
STAY FUCKING MAD THIS THREAD IS BETTER THAN YOURS FUCKING FAGGOT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14510743
This looks tasty as fuck, perfect for me because I love hawain pizza. God damn bacon pepperoni and pineapple. Built for BPP anons (Big Pee Pee) (Bacon Pepperoni Pipneapple)

>>14511646

>>14511666
FUAAAAAAKKKK LITERALLY SALVIATING
PINEAPPLE IS SO BASED
IT GRILLS LIKE A CHAMP EVEN THOUGH ITS MOSTLY LIQUID
IT RETAINS ITS JUICE THREADS AND STILL GETS A NICE CHAR BURN
GOD DAMN PINEAPPLE WHY YOU SO TASTY AND GREAT WITH MEATS

>>14511622
>>14511575
>>14511558
>>14510743
>>14511588

fuck these recipes fucking fuck pieces of shit making garbage food trash

>>14510881
americans are such an embarrassment

>>14510775

whats the deal with coconut oil?

>>14511649
amazing

>>14511692

>>14511708
Coconut oil was really, really fucking popular a couple years ago.
Everyone was using it for everything like it was a miracle product. They'd rub it on their feet. Use it as salad dressing. Use it as cooking oil. Used it to bake cookies. Used it as chap stick and to wash their hair.

>>14510881
God I want some fried chicken. But I got a bunch of food I gotta eat before I get anything new.

>>14511727
it's a fantastic masturbatory lubricant, smells nice

>>14511454
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not entire sure how to process a coconut either.
I'd probably wrap it in a towel and just bash it with a hammer

>>14511697

>>14511692
Its always the same faggot posting shit he likes

>>14511815
>the bottom of the tortillas are wet

>>14510816
>Go get pizza
>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave
>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data
>Facial recognition software is applied to my face
>All my information gets compiled in a database and sold to the Chinese goverment
>The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two cars
Beep beep boop insert tip

>>14511673
>putting a fucking leaf in it
do americans really...

>>14511744
>he doesn't have a stainless steel drill bit for coconuts in his kitchen

>>14511668
I bet that frying oil smells delicious

>>14511700
I would add a heavy iron base to that thing. Making it out of plastic should be criminal with how easy it can slip

>>14511843
I can see the Chinese slaves who have never seen a taco before in their lives working 24 hours a day making this wondering what kind of alien technology they are assembling

>>14511697
Its the Philippines you fucking retard

post more rare jacks

>>14512081
I really like this guy.

>>14511655
>Rosemary and Thyme
meme items that add nothing

>>14511815
>mixed peppers
Literally the same pepper just with different colors.

>>14512081
>>14512087

i want someone to handle my asshole like he handles that beef

>>14511499
at 7 seconds when she bends down to pick up the bones you can see she's wearing black panties

>>14510816
>Shot down by some kids with bb guns

>>14512227
there is a very powerful suction cup on it which you can see him activate at the start and at the end you can see he has hard time moving it because he doesn't release it.

>>14510881

these threads used to contain food cringe. what the fuck went wrong?

Should I allow my stable of hot jew girls to leave their kitchens?

>>14510743
Bacon cloth is kinda cool. I want to find a use for it.

>>14512081
>>14512087
Would have a beer with this guy / 10

>>14511727
I love frying fish/shrimp in it.

>>14512081
everything he does works and he uses a sword lol

>>14510881
lmao well atleast he isnt starving right

>>14511508
Tiny lobsters

>>14511628
>skimming the crust
do americans really?

>>14511757
A variation of this was super popular in the korean neighbourhood in tokyo when i went there
Shops selling variations of corndogs with fries on the batter were everywhere

>>14510816
tick tock wagie

>>14511742
I used to use it as that but after a while my balls were so moist that I started to get jock itch desu

>>14510753
looks good, what's the problem?

>>14511744
That's how you do it.

>>14512081
>fairly_small_amount_of_mcdonalds_for_an_average_person.webm

>>14512305
Yes but they don't all taste the same. Green peppers are more bitter and lack sweetness, and as you go from yellow to orange to red they get sweeter. I like orange ones the best.

>>14512081
and a medium diet coke please

>>14511843
just use a griddle and flip a tortilla with your hand wtf.

>>14512687

Sounds like Shin-Okubo

>>14510743
U hate Americans

>>14512288
I'm sorry you don't understand the concept of aromatics, anon.

>>14512081
most Türkish thing I have ever seen

>>14510806
All hail the queen of butching

>>14513049
I thought it was interesting that in a survey of the most important inventions of the 20th century the japs said instant ramen was #1

>>14512284

>>14510806
God I wish that were me

>>14510816
I knew there was a reason to buy a sniper rifle and suppressor

>>14511744
Take a screwdriver and a hammer and punch holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain the liquid into a bowl. Then just hit around the perimeter of the coconut with the hammer until it forms a continuous crack and pull it apart.

>>14512284

>>14513049
This looks so comfy

>>14511727
i put it on my vagina because it bleach the skin

>>14513204
h-he bit it like that on purpose, right?

>>14511690
At 18seconds a large chunk of minced garlic flings out to the right of the bowl. It made me VERY angry at the wastage because it encapsulates everything wrong with these one-minute top down view trash recipes. They didn't stop to pick it up and put it in, they never scrape the bowls for ingredients properly, etc. I am mad.

>>14513389
Of course

>>14511558
Congratulations! You just made eating corn on the cob an even bigger pain in the ass than it already was! That's a feat.

>>14511565
Get fucked.

>>14513389
ya mon now peep this

>>14512405
what the fuck. Thats so much

>>14510881
>Do what you must, I have already won.

>>14510816
It's all cool and fun until:
>rain
>strong wind
>some one decides to destroy the drone with a gun
>a flock of birds hit the drone
>the pizza fall off
>drone cant reach you because of the range limit

>>14511668
Insufferable twat

>>14513395
how the fuck does that even happen?

>>14511690
>Mint Leves

>>14511742
I can't cook with it anymore, the smell just reminds me of sex

>>14511445
obsessed

>>14511792
Based Polynesian even offers you a drink. What a bro.

>>14510816
there will be so many roof pizzas

>>14512405

What even is that? Pumpkin?

>>14510816
>mfw training birds of prey to steal pizza
Set for life.

>>14512405
this is all food cringe.
cheese + bacon cringe

>>14510743
This has promise, but just filling it with chunks of cooked ham doesn't seem right. Might work better with some slow cooked pork shoulder or something like that. Although I guess the pineapple would disintegrate by the time the pork inside is tender.

>>14511757
gooks put ketchup on goddamn everything whyyyyyyyy

>>14512405
I guess that's for making pumpkin pie filling? I guess it's huge amounts but it doesn't seem that cringy to me.

>>14513049
Is that hayao miyazaki?

>>14513402
why is he dressed as a tf2 engineer?

>>14514483
Ketchup with hotdog and fries isn't exactly a rare combination.

>>14512081
do americans really

>>14510766
just looked up what this actually is, thought it was just bloated by some cooking process. This is a fucking crisis.

>>14513188
based and coconut pilled. Have hardware supplies in my kitchen just in case

>>14511655
what the fuck

>>14514527
I don't understand what has happened here, is some dick just pushing over their egg stall?

>>14514690
"boy's care overturned for not paying bribe"
>don't understand

>>14514690
Egg King Begins, by refusing to pay a Rs 100 Bribe.

>Civic officials in Indore allegedly overturned egg cart of a small boy. The officials had warned that the egg cart would be seized if he did not leave the spot

>>14514527

Surly Egg Fort Man: Origins

>>14514621
Beastmaster class armor

>>14512262

Poisoned by American culture.

milk = beer
racoon = me last night

>>14511668

I want to break those fingers

>>14510881
>glorifying child obesity

>>14511843
w-why?

>>14510743
I mean it's a retarded idea and didn;t have to be played at the speed of light. But otherwise, nothing wrong with a cheeky bacon, pineapple beer combo

>>14515145
Something something big boy

>>14511596
This looks really damn good, everything but the boiled chicken

>>14510743
I get that pineapple tends to go good with the swiney taste of pork and maybe there exists a version of this done properly but the procedure in this webm is dogshit and it turned out like dogshit

>>14515145
where do I get this

>>14513169
Uses glove on his knife hand. Ok

>>14515145
it's not obese it's le chunky xD

>>14512661
Euros be like "lmao lets just eat the wax"

>>14511843
That's actually ingenious

>>14511843
that has to be the whitest shit i've ever seen

>>14511297
>rutabaga
its a turnip, just like your mom

>>14514527
Do the actually cook all those eggs in a short period of time? wouldn't it rot in the heat?

>>14515271
False, the same whites you're stereotyping don't buy corn tortillas. LAWYERED.

>>14511288
>>14511697
Based retards

>>14514604
two thoughts.
i wonder how well these would do in a cock fight with those mud stompers
also, kinda made me think of old japanese schoolgirls with the leg warmers.

>>14514621
>hunter class
>+ armor for 15mins after confirmed kill

>>14514491
yeah, the studio does cooking rotations.

>>14512405
stuff like this finally killed sugar for me.

>>14512405

>>14514617
i have a 2lb hammer that has since been moved to kitchen duty to pound chicken breast flat.

>>14514302
>>14514487
i'm guessing its sweet potato for candied yams

>>14513166
was watching a show about ramen and now they have a space-friendly ramen. shorter noodles and a more gelatinous broth

>>14514527
The Surly King does not give his blessing.

>>14514617
>>14513188
>>14511744
>>14511454
>>14512905
>>14511984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

>>14514527
>boy
>that piercing
im sure he could've bribed them with something else instead of money

>>14515366
i just do not understand this.
cloying sweetness on sugar on sugar paste on sugar on sugar

just why? it doesn't even taste good at this point. it's so fucking bad for you too. why would anyone make this? why would anyone eat this? even as a kid, my sweet tooth had a limit.

>>14515528
I love this guy

>>14511727
i still use it for fried eggs sometimes

>>14511614

Everything in China explodes.

>>14515545
now you're just being a sourpuss

>>14515544
Fuck off pedo

>>14511614
This is what happens when you laugh at a joke you hear about Xi Jingping.

>>14514527
:(

>>14514604
Do those chickens have diabetes?

>>14514621
He should have said he doesn't do leg day

>>14515271
I wonder how much money Korean street food vendors make.

Can TipBuzz just go the way of Cooking With Jack and get fucking banned on this board please? Shitty meme food that makes no sense doesn't belong here

>>14510806
looks like she's not very good at butchering

>>14512288
>>Rosemary and Thyme
>meme items that add nothing
T. Has never been to Scarborough fair

>>14511884

So? What will happen to you after that?

>>14512081
The 2 eggs in the giant patty killed me.

>>14515729
>oh, look, a jack recipe that actually looks okay
>w... wait, is that chocolate
>is that fucking chocolate on chicken and veg (and yes I know about mole, fuck you)
>chicken to 185?
>... this fucking guy, man

>>14515324
Sounds wholesome :3

>>14512081
still a small portion for someone like moviebob

>>14515528
based Kap

>>14515626
Its a hell of a lot of labor for something that sells for a $1 - $1.50

>>14515737
huh, mole can be sold solid?

>>14515528
Those are some fucking superior genetics. My teeth would fall out trying that.

>>14515910
Most items you get at those kind of stalls are $5-$10

>>14510783
why aren't there hot dog fast food places?

>>14515751
Why bring movie bob into this

>>14515973
because of his infamous tweet?

>>14516006

>>14516015

>>14515971
Am fucking korean and can read. The bacon bread is 1,500 won which is $1.26.

I have no idea what stalls you're going to, maybe some hipster instagram focused stall in the middle of Gangnam

>>14512227
In my kitchen we have a standard heavy duty device like that. No suction cup, just 3 plastic grippy bits that go under it.
My dishwasher usually pushes 80 kilos of potatoes through it everyday. Great device for torturing newbies.

>>14515145
>single american child serving
do americans really?

>>14515280
Just think about all the eggs laid by birds who live in environment like these. They don't rot overnight

>>14510758
Didn't brown anything.

>>14511884
>sold to the Chinese goverment
You mean to your own government, right ? China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.
>Go get pizza
>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave
>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data
>Facial recognition software is applied to my face
>All my information gets compiled in a government database
>The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two cars
>Get send $1000 fine for not wearing a mask while collecting the pizza
>Receive a citation for hate crime for not kneeling 8:46 before starting to eat
>Your kids aren't dating black guys, aren't playing with a friend of all race, CPS is dispached to your house and your kids are sent to a gaypedo family.
>2 cars, not electric ? they get towed, your driving license get revoked, a SWAT team coming through your roof to arrest you and judge you while you lay down on your kitchen floor. You receive a death penalty for ecocide.

>>14512405
>damn wypipo can't cook

>The recipe is some shit wrapped with bacon

>>14516295
>it ends up tasting delicious unless youre a mohammed

>>14516084
Nah m8, thats the school lunch for our preschoolers

>>14515679
kek

>>14511575

thank you so much for posting this and videoes like it, I find them so fucking funny, I would have stopped visiting ck ages ago if it was not for this type of funny shit, its like its own genre if comedy.

>>14513446
ohh no :(

>>14510766
>>14514604
this is the best picture someone could find for the wiki article

>>14514869
milk = your sisters wet cunt
racoon = me and me pals last night

>>14516006
>>14516015
>>14516020
weird list
some of these looks great
but some of them are either mundane as fuck or just simply gross

>>14510743
>le ebin beer maymay! xD
people who create these videos need to be shot

>>14511596
That's a fucking outrage, who in the everlasting fuck boils chicken

>>14512405
>diabetes incoming

>>14512556
Or big shrimp

>>14510748
>1/16 tsp
What the fuck is the point

>>14511668
How can someone be so oblivious to their absolutely fake and annoying "personality"

>>14512405
candied yams or just regular yams are so fucking disgusting. Only people who eat that shit are old fat southerners.

>>14515737
If it's dark or unsweetened chocolate it could be okay. 185F chicken is unforgivable though.

>>14516132
>China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.
That only happens in the UK

>>14510743
>bacon
I have a hard rule, as soon as they get out the bacon I stop watching.

>>14511792
Fuckin love this guy

>>14510741
I need a 7-foot tall lanky awkward gf

>>14516483
>>14514604

>>14516483
>>14514604

>>14511913
Anyone know who this is?

>>14511792
What a king.

>>14510766
Y no sound

>>14517052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvJXpMijmwE

>>14515212
Yeah, get a ham, marinate it in pineapple juice and brown sugar and before you roast it cover it in pineapple slices.

>>14511649
Five finger filet is a must

>>14514527
good fuck that kid

>>14515972
Wienerschnitzel.

>>14510758
i once ordered those soup greens, fucking disgusting and unfit for human consumption. you might be able to boil them into a stock and discard, but i was too disgusted to try.

>>14519025
>live in burbank, CA
>live next to a weinerschnitzel
>every weekend i go and buy family packs of hot dogs among other things
>play videogame, watch anime and shitpost as i eat hotdogs nonstop
what a way to spend my weekends

>>14515292
Bad, cock fighting birds are about leg strength and how long talons are, that just looks like alot of bulk asking to be shredded and bled out in the legs while not having any benefit to power of kicking

>>14514491
yea, one of, if not the most insufferable faggot in the industry. basically the pretentious artiste combined with a dumb curmudgeon.

>>14510881
what a fat piece of shit larvae fuck him and his irresponsible insect parents

>>14515228
brie or camembert don't have wax on the outside you retard

>>14511655
>bbq sauce on anything other than american bbq or chicken wings

>>14516998

Stormy Daniels

>>14514533
gonna need that gunslinger heh

>>14511928
the leaf makes it healthy

>>14516959
>chickens are reverting themselves back to being dinosaurs

>>14511614
This happened to me once with a busted fryer but the explosion was tiny

>>14511928
by law pizza needs to have at least one vegetable on top to be legally classified as salad

>>14519602
Pork

>>14514604
>>14516959
>>14519703
reject chikun return to dino

>>14519715
absolutely disgusting

>>14519715
the downside of cheddar cheese is as soon it cools off ruining the melting cheese effect

>>14510758
Hahaha soup is so easy to make just dump in everything at the same time and there you go!

>>14519635
kek

>>14518943
this webm made me tired

>>14519635
brilliant

>>14519928

>>14511805
>topping it only in the center for aesthetic purposes, even though it would be better if you topped it to the edge

This is the most enraging thing about Italian food

>>14512081
There is absolutely no reason to mix in those two miniscule eggs, and there is also no reason to use to different kinds of cheese

>>14511614
Kitchen in China,
the Chinese kitchen,
You have a drumstick and your brain stops.

>>14520817
chicken?

>>14520922
tickin

>>14520817
HEY NOW!

>>14515972
There are...But when you go to one you ask the question: "Why are there hotdog fast food places?"
t. Toledo, OH temporary "prisoner"

>>14511297
There are golden beets...

>>14512661
Sadly, many do...they likely think it's wax or plastic like most of their cheeses are wrapped in.
(The foodies generally know what real cheese is though)

>>14513169
how big is the glove he bought? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtra large?

>>14513446
imagine being his wife and having to deal with that fat, disgusting beast crashing his mobility scooter into your bed while you pretend to sleep, crawling slowly towards you with his one good arm, and then using his cow's tongue to probe your nethers.

>>14514425
It-It's TRYING to be a trifle...But it's so fucking WRONG.

>>14514261
it never occurred to me that the pizza wasn't sliced

>>14518817
This needs the Star Trek fight music dubbed into it.

>>14515612

>>14510741
Looks like they're taking a picture for their uber eats listing.

>>14519928
true

>>14511655
vomit inducing

>>14515741
Not so much when you consider they're doing it mostly to minimize the amount of time their wagies spend awake and not drawing little girl cartoons.

>>14515544
>>>/tv/

>>14515544
based pedo

God I hate americans.

>>14513179
What brand SniperRifle (TM) did you buy?

>>14511588
This looks sorta interesting desu

>>14510758
What a fucked up thumb

>>14515225
The one on the right is much prettier

>>14515271
What is with the framerate?

>>14510881
If I meet someone at a party and they tell me they're a reporter or journalist, I will assume it means they make shit like this and stop talking to them.

>>14510816
All those reaction shots make me unreasonably angry.

>>14516784
Are you me

>>14511668
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>14513169
that chopping

>>14512081
i'm american and i just came

>>14512081
This reminds me of that bit with the eating challenge in the twelve tasks of asterix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

>>14510816
>ayo did u see that shit nigga?
>fuck yeah free pizza
and then they take the drone down and the pizza will never be delivered

>>14510816
how long until people start shooting them down for fun?