/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14504203
People who buy breakfast should be shot. It's the easiest, cheapest shit to make.

Why pay for a sloppa shit

That bread is very large.

>>14504203
if you let your pancakes grow too large they end up with little flavor

>>14504203
What desolate urban nightmare do you live in? You can get the same pile of shit including the flapjack in Canada for just around $4 or $5, including tax. Actually, I think you wouldn't get shorted on the eggs like you did.

>>14504203
fold that nasty shit the right up and insert it somewhere.. be creative. the meal on the left could be 6-9 bux in a nonshit city.

£5.95 fry up

>>14504203
>$14
you in an airport or something?

>>14504265
>black pudding is a whole £1 extra
>can't even get it at most spoons anymore
I don't like the way the nation's going, damn it all.

A Dutchman will never eat breakfast out unless he stays at a hotel.

I used to go out almost every weekend for this Power Breakfast. I'd go out for a walk around 6:30 or 7am, early enough to see the elderly folks doing radio calisthenics in the park near me apartment.
I'd cross the bridge over the train tracks, or sometimes I'd go under the overpass.
Usually I'd arrive just at they opened around 8am, only customer in the place, and enjoy.
Man it was delicious. Overpriced, like OPs breakfast, but delicious and comfy.

>>14504320
>salad for breakfast

$3.50 any bodega in NYC. Best breakfast ever, pairs well with an Arizona tea and a Newport 100 while waiting for the train.

>>14504349
>Arizona tea and a Newport 100
Post skin color...

>>14504203
Those home fries/hash browns whatever you wanna call them look undercooked. I don't see any onions or peppers in them.
That's like what, 2 eggs? Are you 3 years old?
Not enough bacon, and a disturbing lack of sausage.

That looks like what they serve to homeless people. Are you homeless OP?

>>14504349
Every single word you posted makes me glad I've never stepped a foot into NYC or live in your skin.

>>14504347
Japan loves to include a salad, apparently

>>14504356

>>14504356
White. In NYC everyone loves that shit. Even chinks and poos. I've even seen Muslims have that exact breakfast, just with beef bacon (which is fucking delicious)

>>14504377
I knew it

>>14504297
Yup this basically, my breakfast consists of a boterham with kaas and some coffee. Even in hotels I don't really like overstuffing myself at breakfast.

>>14504245
Explain

we eat breakfast at home here, i've hardly ever heard of someone in my nation that goes out for breakfast

>>14504373
Does your trailer have running water yet?

>>14504356
This is actually the official NYC breakfast.

>>14504403
Have they fixed the leaky water heater in your apartment building yet?

>>14504245
If you do not let them enlarge and ripen, they also have poor flavor

>>14504432
Hah as if I could afford hot water

>>14504265
Fucking hearty. Well done anon.

>>14504432
Not yet. The super has to fix the buzzer at the front door first before that gets fixed.

>>14504349
Why do all of the subhuman races not eat much meat? Do they not know that bread is the original fake meat? Bread was originally made in order to replace meat and stand in as a meat substitute. Pasta too. The red pasta sauce and spaghetti looks like the innards of a fresh kill for a reason. . . Niggers cant domesticate animals so they are forced to hunt for meat which means meat is not ever readily available to their societies.

>>14504503
Thank you, amateur cultural anthropologist, for that utterly wrong summary.

>>14504503
>Why do all of the subhuman races not eat much meat?

I've been saying the same thing about whites since forever.

>>14504203
halal and merkel approved tofu

>>14504526
Do us green eyed white devils scare the black out of you? Good.

>>14504526
Why don't you go protest somewhere since you don't have jobs?

$14??? In England, you could feed a family of 6 with waaaaayyy more food for that price at an actual restaurant

>>14504254
Bro shut the fuck up, that place is a putrid shit hole that serves non edible breakfast. Never have I tried to eat potatoes that were simultaneously burnt and raw before Bons. So shut the fuck up it's not good, you're not punk for going there it's just a shit hole. I fucking hate Vancouver and I fucking hate Vancouver punks. I wanna punch all of you. Fuck you.

>>14504523
>>14504526
That's because you're both niggers and dont want to accept the truth of your own inferiority. Bread is not food. It was once used as nothing more than plates. The wealthy would eat their meals on slices of bread and the bread would absorb the juices etc. and then would be given out to poor peasants. Now we all eat bread. Except for the wealthy, they still avoid bread in favor of fish or beef with salad.

>>14504265
>canned tomato just dumped on the plate
fucking hell anon.

>>14504254
holy based thats one of my favourite breakfast places
>>14504556
get shot

>>14504539
>>14504543
>>14504557

>This much cope.

Ok.

>>14504203
Lol. I could eat that every day for a week for less than $14, especially if the bacon is inexpensive.

>>14504203
14 fucking dollars for that pittance?
get your fucking mind straight

>>14504203
Why would you pay $14 for such little fucking food?

>>14504254
>licensed
What does this mean?

>>14504349
>smoking
how does it feel to be such a ridiculous loser?

>>14504556
Aw, poor widdle yuppie baby got filtered by a fucking greasy spoon. Go back to fucking Denny's, faggot.

>>14504600
Licensed to sell and serve alcohol. It's a diner with a bar.

>>14504583
That place is trash you're a deluded fucking Vancouverite who doesn't know what good food is. I've been to every major Canadian city. Vancouver is the worst selection of non Asian food and honestly Toronto got ya beat on Asian eats. Sushi is just a shitty trend food. Now shut the fuck up and admit it. They cook everything at too high of a temperature. The eggs are both overdone and raw at the same time. The potatoes aren't edible and you're a stupid trendy bitch who thinks it's cool to eat there while hungover. Vancouver is a cult filled with retards. Just. Like. You. You all pretend it's great but it's shit bro. Fucking absolute shit. Fuck. You. Bons on the left, Vancouver (You) on the right.

>>14504601
This, imagine smoking fucking king-size menthols. He's either black or a woman.

>>14504620
>Toronto
Oh, no, he's retarded...

>>14504203
That's like $2 worth of ingredients and 10 minutes of labor. You got rused

>>14504608
I work in a cnc shop in Ontario. Just because I'm not willing to eat absolute fucking garbage doesn't make me a yuppy. Why is Vancouver so obsessed with trying to be punk or poor. Shut the fuck up. You're so fucking dumb. Your city doesn't even have a viable culture or music scene. You're all disconnected from the greater music scene. Why do you think bands don't come there?

>>14504620
did bons hurt you? get. shot. you sperg

>>14504245
As long as you let them ripen on the vine they'll be good mate

>>14504265
What a seductive hot mess that is

>>14504556
Based

>>14504636
Ontario is a cancerous tumour on this country.

>>14504560
yeah wtf
the rest looks incredible tho

>>14504560
>>14504671
Gotta get that veg, boy! 1 of your 5 a day!

>>14504636
bons is based and delicious. fuck off tranny

in slavic countries for 14$ you could get 2 of these for your breakfast

>>14504666
we literally ARE the country, the rest of you retards are the tumour

>>14505156
You parasites would starve without us.

>>14504556
Are you that guy who stepped in a turd?

>>14505156
The raptors were a mistake t b h

>>14505186
>we will never get the grizzlies back

>>14505156
>Tumour
Do Canadians really?

For me, it's the hobo skillet.

>>14505231
Seems like a bigass skillet for a hobo

>>14504225
We both know your limp wristed faggot ass can't hold a weapon properly let alone lift it. So I'm going to order breakfast when I fucking feel like it.

>>14504225
That's what makes going out for it so comfy, though.
Instead of turning on the stove and putting in work, you just wait sleepily at a table for some qt waitress to bring you whatever you like.

>>14504203
The fuck is that on the right? A pancake covered in cream cheese?

It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m treating myself to two orders of starbucks sous-vide egg bites with a nitro. The bacon and cheese ones are cash, and they should be for being more than $5

>>14505227
>https://www.cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/cancer-101/what-is-cancer/types-of-tumours/

>>14505261
Hobos are known to carry large skillets which double as improvised bludgeons.

>>14504254
based Bons. I wish there were more greasy spoons in Victoria. We have a great brunch scene but it's all overpriced hip bullshit.

>>14504674
Tomato is a fruit.

>>14505393
you watch too many movies

>>14504203
I miss this nibba like you wouldnt believe

>>14504245
Still good for pies and jams

>>14505605
so is your dad

>>14504265
L O N D O N
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British cuisine makes me cringe.

>>14504503
>The red pasta sauce and spaghetti looks like the innards of a fresh kill
Ask me how I know you've never gutted an animal before?

>>14504293
Monday to Wednesday 50% off, go and get you Covid breakfast discount. Around 3 quid for the large breakfast. NOICE

>>14505136
If course it's fucking bisongrass. One of the lads brought some home from Poland back to our uni house and it well and truly kicked my ass.

>>14504376
>iced beer
Fucking japan

Damn you got ripped off.

This is 16 dollars at the diner

>>14505634
Or maybe you don't watch enough.

>>14504560
What do you expect for 6 quid? They've gotta cut corners somewhere, y'know?

>>14505711
>saving pictures of food from January 2020 on your phone
No it didn't you lying sack of shit
Receipt or it didn't happen

>>14505605
And fruits are vegetables you fucking try hard idiot.

>>14505723
I'm not lonely. You?

>>14505666
Ask me how I know you're an inbred retard

>>14505261
>3 inch thick toast
Somebody is eating in Japan

>>14505746
How fagface?

>>14505706
That's coffee. They serve beer in the morning but I'm not a European enough for that.

>>14505733
Just dont bother with the tomato at that point. Canned tomato on its own is fucking disgusting. You can get me the best can of d.o.p. San Marzanos and I wouldn't eat it raw out of the fucking can dude. Wet toilet paper has a more pleasant texture, I'm sure.

>>14505754
Because you took that obviously satirical post at face value and speed the fuck out about what aninal entrails look like. Also you just used the word fagface, that just screams teenaged inbred hick from flyover county, bumfuck nowhere.

>>14505788
Not that guy but Jesus Christ take that stick out of your ass cool guy.

From my local bagel place I can get two platters of 2 eggs, home fries, bacon, and toast for less than for 12 bucks. They let you swap out the toast for bagels too.

>>14505774
That's less than $1 0f food why would anyone eat that processed crap at any price

>>14505261
Wheres the fucking meat? Seriously where is there any protein on that plate besides the sad single poached egg? The plate is mostly bread for fucks sake. Is that little pink shit between the pickled carrot and door stopper wedge of toast supposed to be meat?

>>14505354
Yeah, I get that, I'm a breakfast cook myself and I enjoy food made by someone else while I wait and watch the cooks make my breakfast, it's relaxing

>>14505749
Correct, Sapporo to be exact.
>>14505811
Yes, it's very obviously meat. Japan isn't so meat centric, especially at breakfast.

>>14505839
Not very obvious at all if I had to guess. It looks like cheap deli meat which first of all who the fuck has that with breakfast but I had to ask because knowing Japan it could have been some crab stick style imitation crap. It's not so much the lack of meat that baffles me as it is the lack of protein in general. Your first meal of the day should be high in protein, not a plate of bread and salad with a small egg and half a slice of salami. No wonder japs are so miserable.

>>14505676
It's literally just 40% alcoholic water, like every other vodka. It's nothing "hardcore" or special.

>>14504203
Mmm sloppa.

>>14504203
>$14 in America.
>in a cardboard delivery box
OP is conveniently leaving out he ordered from a sit down restaurant using a 3rd party delivery app.
Actual food price was $4.99, rest was service/delivery fees and tip.
Because OP is too fat to fit through the front door anymore, he mistakenly assumes this is what everyone has to pay for brekky these days.

>>14504203
Add a couple slices of buttered whole grain rye bread and a glass of milk.

Couple cents overall.

>>14505976
this clown

>>14505281
insecurity: the post

>>14504203
Breakfast over 8 dollars

Are you in New York City

>>14504265
What’s the yellow thing

>>14504203
that would not cost $14 in America

>>14504254
>What desolate urban nightmare do you live in? You can get the same pile of shit including the flapjack in Canada for just around $4 or $5, including tax. Actually, I think you wouldn't get shorted on the eggs like you did.
Most likely (near or in) any major city in the US. Feels like prices for prepared food have been slowly but steadily inflating since I can remember.

>>14505668
SORTED

>>14504203
American buiscuts

Flour about 2 and a half cups
Milk mixed with vinegar
Cubed butter
Baking powder about a spoon
Mix in a bowl

Optional: roll out and cut buiscut shape

Or potion with hands

Bake at 475 for about 10 min

Scramble some eggs and top with cheese

Fill buiscuts with eggs and cheese

Freeze what your not going to eat and it should be less than 1 dollar a day

Optional invest in some bacon, sausage or fried chicken boneless to add to buiscut

>>14504225
People who buy breakfast are often utilizing dead time mid commute. You should consider the time savings as worth double.

>>14506970
Considering the time I can sleep in if I prep

>>14504225
I'm a big fan of getting some simple hash browns, eggs, and bacon for 5$ at the diner down the road. Something about sipping coffee alone after the meal is incredibly comfy

>>14504245
That's a dutch baby you fucking nigger.

>>14506989
it's clearly a pancake, you can even see the bubbles in the surface so you know that the side showing was the top side when it was first poured in the pan

>>14505774
Canned tomatoes are the closest thing to fresh of the vine tomatoes.

>>14504203
Took me a real long time to realize the thing on the right was a pancake.

Rate my breakfast. Paid $16 for it

>>14507353
>>14504203
Why do Americans call us starving Europoors when food is much cheaper here? America has third world tier inflation

Go to any independent greasy spoon diner around me and you can get hash browns, bacon, eggs, toast, and a cup of coffee for 5 or 6 dollars including the tip

>>14507358
Theyre eating at overpriced hipster joints in metropolitan areas. Its yuppie food.

>>14504203
>spending $14 dollars before you even get to work
jesus... do americans really?

>>14507740
In every first world country there exists a population of city dwelling retards who pay way too much for everything. In America we call them hipsters. Im sure you have your own term for them.

>>14505739
Breakfast at denny's is like 8 bucks for steak and eggs I could see what he got for 2 adding up to 16.

>>14506920
hash browns

>>14507755

They live out in the boonies and suburbs too.

>>14504225
buying anything other than desserts, handmade noodles, or really slow cooked dishes (tonkotsu for example)should be grounds for being shot.

steak, eggs, stew, etc. are all so simple a preschooler could make them successfully.

>>14505913
No wonder yanks are so fat when they're brainwashed with this shit.

>>14505635

I love banitsa. I visited Bulgaria last year and had a great time. Criminally underrated food. I have some fold memories of sitting in a cafe in Sofia sipping espresso and eating banitza.

We ate banitza all over the country but weirdly enough the best I had was from a little vendor outside the sofia train station. I think it was a banitza and espresso for like 3 leva or ~$1.50 at the time

One of the best dinners of my life was skembe chorba, fried chicken hearts, horse sudjuk, venison, and veggies with beer and rakia with my wife. Our waiter was so stoked that we were american and that we came to Bulgaria and wanted to try rakia, he just kept pouring us samples. We really splurged on that dinner and ended up tipping like ~30% because it was our last night and we didn't want to take the leva home. When our waiter say how much I tipped he insisted on shaking our hands and comping us some dessert and brandy.

I love Bulgarians. They're just super genuine. Nobody tried to scam us, sell us anything, the whole country just minded their fucking business, but every time I went out of my way to speak Bulgarian or say hello they were all super warm in a very real way.

>>14507819

Pic related, about 5 bucks at a nice cafe in bulgaria.

>>14507788
>yanks
If you're from any of the countries where that term is popular then everyone around you thinks the same thing.

>Buy breakfast in an Australian cafe
>Have to take out a second mortgage

>>14504376
Why the fuck not

>>14505175
what is this canadian classism?

>>14504203
>$14
for a moment I thought you meant $4
"eh, that looks alright I gues--"
>$14
jesus

>>14506980

Hard to really "prep" a good breakfast. Are you planning to fry your eggs and bacon the night before and microwave it the next morning?

>>14504203
that's a lot of money for such a sloppa shit

>>14504320
can i meet you at gemminy's anon

>>14505739

Not OP, but I've got pics from longer back. This is from a sort of academic symposium I attended just a bit over a year ago. They gave us free food buffet-style while we were there, so I loaded up my plate with as much meat as possible every time.

I basically never delete most photos on my phone, although I had to reduce this one in size a bit because it was like 4.4 MB

>>14505261
>>14505839
These are very aesthetically pleasing. I want to try poaching eggs in ramekins now.

>>14504203
>What's the equivalent in Europe?
Depends on the country I guess.

>>14505744
Nice projection.

>>14505788
Absolutely seething.

>>14504203
bars here make their own giant croissant, I like mine with pistachio cream + cappuccino for 2 euros

>>14504203
dumbfuk fell for the breakfast myth

>>14508490
I fucking wish, man.
Are you in Shizuoka?

>>14504265

>Beans and shitty canned tomatoes dumped on top of everything

Do bongs seriously do this? I'll admit English bacon and sausages are pretty tasty. But I don't get the other shit.

>>14504254
>going out for breakfast

Do Americans really

>>14505942
>not special
>flavoured with bison grass
anon no

>>14508752
yes, we really do dump tinned tomatoes on the side heated up first though. I like em. Never with beans though, one or the other (tomatoes always).

>>14508766

>>14504265
I agree with the choice but Jesus man, that pic looks like absolute shit

I'm planning on making a cheese burger with a fried egg for breakfast.
I've never done this before, I have no bacon.
Do I put ketchup on it? Lettuce?
what do?

>>14507353
3/10

>>14504225
People who think eating "breakfast food" is the only thing you should eat at breakfast should be shot.

>>14505739
SEETHING europoor

>>14508962
breakfast pasta is the best kind.

>>14506970
>it's this meme where deluded consoomers tell themselves they're saving money by spending money to save time they would've spent on their smartphones diddling about to social media
Unless you're a stock broker trading in high risk equities shut the fuck up about time savings.

>>14504245
you need to soak them overnight to activate them.

>>14504203
Could all that cholesterol fat and sugar

>>14504636
Nice burn, I'm with you on this one CNC bro. All this edgy culture of going to that small basement pop up concert/anything is cringe af. I wish Canada would be less concerned by what you can boast about your meal. (And yeah Vancouver has the worst case of this mentality)

>>14508916
This was a very messy burger, but god damn was it good.

>>14504203
You were robbed

>>14504320
What was the price?

>>14506272

>>14509807
Roughly $14

>>14504203
You really paid $14 for $3 worth of food? Maybe $5 with the coffee.

>>14509947
>BREAKF AST
What are they up to over there

>>14509182
That's only if they're made with almond flour.

>>14509177
im a penny stock kingpin who bends the market to my will, kiddo

>>14504349
True, the place I went to had a special combo and gave you can Arizona or Soda for free when you bought these.

>>14504225
You're dumb. Why do you care what people do? You must be an immense faggot and sperglord irl.

>>14504265
>No black sausage

>>14504225
>>14505281
w e w

>>14504595
The picture isnt to scale. Youre on the internet

>>14505711
>2 pancakes, a couple pieces of bacon, about 3 eggs, a tiny amount of hashbrowns and some toast for $16

And all of it poorly cooked slop

>>14504225
Tbf going out to eat for breakfast isn’t that bad but from this picture it looks like he went to shoneys

>>14505913
I don't see the problem with one egg, a few slices of deli meat, pickled vegetables, lettuce greens, and bread with jam and cream cheese. I'd have just the baguette slice. But otherwise that's plenty especially for a Japanese sized person. You don't have to eat breakfast at all, so I don't get why you think it has to be a huge meal.

>>14504556
based chad says how it is. get fucked >>14504583 you fat soi ball

>>14511205
We can say soy here, you faggot board tourist. That guy was a fucking pansy who got filtered by a discount diner.

>>14504265
Beans and tomatoes, jesus.

>>14511205
1. im not fat
2. im bot soy
3. have you even been to bons? whats wrong with you retards?
dont care, im actually going to bons on wednesday morning. try to stop me

>>14504254
based bonz customer

>>14504203
I can't figure out American food prices. Most prices for ingredients from supermarkets and the majority of restaurant meals seem to be half or even less compared to average European prices (seemingly making the US a food paradise) but every once in a while I see pics like this or even fast food ads where a few scraps are offered for outrageous prices.

12+ € for half an egg, 2 slices of bacon, a quarter potato, a bread pancake and a mouth full of coffee. What the fuck. I can get 3 Döner for 12€. American prices make no sense.

>>14512347
its because, for many reasons, prices vary quite a lot from one place to the next.

for example a decent brunch restaurant in downtown san francisco is going to cost a lot more than topeka, kansas.

it's not that different in europe either. food prices from country to country vary a lot. when i lived in france, i lived in alsace, and many people would drive over the border to germany to buy groceries because they were significantly cheaper there.

some things in europe are cheaper there too, like good bakery bread. in france a baguette is 1 euro, whereas in the USA its going to be 3-4 dollars, and it will be a lot worse than even a mediocre french bakery.

>>14511514
? I mean if you disconsider all of the rest, yeah, that's bean and tomatoes.

Might as well say the OP is just sugar and lard.

>>14512347
wtf is that picture even? lol

>>14512646
The quack anti-baldness product at far left has, which is the cracked mess on his head, has caused angioedema, first presenting as preorbital puffiness and pallor, then as near-anaphylactic swelling of the scalp. He is allergic to the product, though not excessively so. That or he's becoming an ayy.

>>14508752
Literally what's so bad about beans that they always get that response?

>>14504254
>• Licensed

>>14504203
Where are you eating where motherfucking BREAKFAST of that size costs over $9?

>>14504203
what the fuck? 14 bucks for this? is this in new york? san Francisco? some liberal hippy place?

>>14508752

It's not so bad, it's also by far the best meal to soak up alcohol/treat hangovers

>>14512347
>half or even less
Friendly reminder that those aren't the real prices. For some bizarre reason americans think it's perfectly okay to list prices without tax included.

As for eatery prices, they're artificially low because the industry has managed to convice the average american that it's THEM that should pay the waitstaffs wages directly, via tipping, and not the employers. This means the employers can get away with paying the waitstaff next to fuckall in wages, thus enabling lower listed prices (which aren't actually that low, because "mandatory" tipping is basically a hidden tax).

>>14504203
That looks like you got ripped off.

>>14504265
how do you attack this?

>>14509177
Half an hour saved not cooking is half an hour more I can spend jacking off to visual novels, enjoying hobbies, or learning/exercising to better myself.
That being said, half an hour spent cooking also counts as the last example in that list; What it really comes down to in the end is "Do I feel like sleeping half an hour longer today for the cost of 3~5$?"

>>14513230
Sure but in the end who cares? You can skip tipping and save a few bucks, or tip normally and still come out ahead(barely) because you aren't paying sales tax. Additionally, it enables the resturaunt to have a lower operational overhead, don't forget that the company has to pay half the employees income tax as a tax for employing them.

>>14513230
>For some bizarre reason americans think it's perfectly okay to list prices without tax included.
I like to think it's because it makes auditing for tax and laws and shit easier on the seller. But I still fucking hate it even if that's true.

>>14513287
>in the end who cares?
t. industry shill

Skipping isn't seen as socially acceptable, due to a mix of succesful indoctrination/threats of food tampering.
The average sales tax is still vastly lower than the 20-30% the industry has been pushing as the norm, so costumers aren't actually getting ahead.
>income tax
>implying any employer with more than two braincells would report anything over the 8,25/hour

>>14513289
It's more likely someone found a legal loophole back in the day and instead of bothering to get it fixed, everyone just jumped on the bandwagon instead. Being legally allowed to misinform customers is a wet dream for many a marketing company.

>>14513328
Well I mean we've got different taxes percentages per state, county, and commodity. So if you've got a multi-state corporation or even just a few stores in different counties then the final prices would be different. Rather than calculating everything separately and making a large amount of unique signage it's easier to just use the same price with a +tax annotation.
Buit then again a lot of places inflate their prices based on location, like fast food in Manhattan being more expensive than elsewhere, and then being even more expensive inside Penn Station. So who the fuck really knows. I'll still hate it regardless of the reason so I don't care to figure it out.

>>14504349
MY NIGGA! breakfast of champions, I would have mine with a coffee instead

>>14504203
14 dollars for a breakfast is a huge amount, i just prefer to skip it and eat lunch later.

Israel

Ever have Korean street toast? It's not so different from getting a sandwich in NYC, I bet.

>>14514352
Ozales kitchen is in Detroit

>$14 for breakfast
In what urban clusterfuck of a shit hole? Holy fuck. That would barely clear $6 where I come from in the sticks, and $8 in any decent-sized city in most places in the US. This hole in the wall trucker stop where I came from would replace the 2 scrambled eggs with a 3-egg omelette with your choice of fixins, add gravy to the potatoes, and do a 3-stack with huckleberry jam instead of that massive wad and still only charge you $7.50. Bonus points for the owner coming out to pour your coffee and waitresses that weren't even shriveled, angry cunts. Tout your rad city all you want but you ain't finding that shit where people are living ass to balls.

>>14504265
>bite on crunchy salted hash and egg with a little sweet bit of tomato
WHOA MAMA

>>14505281
The small penis syndrome

>>14512760
Who doesn't like a beer with their breakfast?
Also, the quality of the Uzaki-chan anime has been very disappointing, imo.

>>14515841
>Tout your rad city all you want but you ain't finding that shit where people are living ass to balls.
>ass to balls
hehehehehehe

>>14504235
Its a pancake

Why do people still eat huge breakfasts like they're Paul Bunyon who's gonna chop down the whole forest today.

>>14504636
Why the fuck are you going on about punks and music scenes?

>>14505175
The fuck is a lifetime equalization payout?

>>14513230
>>14513287
>go on US vacation
>as a tourist have plausible deniability about local tipping culture
>simply "round up" the bill with a few bucks at most, like 57,36 $ becoming 60,00 $.
>watch the waiters in smug condescension as I gourge on their cheap foodstuffs and consume their very labour

hon hon hon, truly diabolical

>>14518443
When one province is doing poorly fiscally, the federal government takes tax revenue from the other provinces and gives it as an "equalization payment". That chart shows the total payouts per province since the practice began. Provinces without strong economies tend to get more payments, while provinces with strong economies tend not to get payments. Typically the ones which deal heavily in raw resources or unfinished goods, instead of manufacturing or finished goods, tend to be much more economically stable.

Simply put, Eastern Canada is a welfare state supported by Western Canada.

Burgers, unironically, how much does one tip?
Lets say I get a lunch for like 20 bucks, how much is the tip for that?

>>14507358
America has plenty of dirt cheap good. We also have over priced hipster food.
I sometimes go to Rosenbergs and buy yhe Dont tell Ya Mother sandwich. Its $14 with a pickle, bagel chips and a coffee. Its a god teir sandwhich made with higher quality ingrediants. America is known for our shitty food but some of us are willing to pay for quality.

>>14518464
What a fucking mess

>>14518469
Id prolly leave $5 and i consider myself to be a decent tipper

>>14518443
>>14518464
Same thing in Germany, 30 years after the reunification the Western states are still paying the expenses of the former GDR states. They've become so accustomed to their parasite existence and so dependent on the delicious Bavaria dough that there's really no way to undo it without crashing their local economy - so the Federal Government keeps voting to extend the policy (which was intended as temporary, or at least that's what the politicians told us), much to the frustration of the prosperous Southern states and (even more so) the Northern ones which are struggling too but get no benefits.

You can see this all over Europe, prosperous regions subsidising poor regions - this is at the heart of many independence movements.

>>14504320
>paying good money for a plain salad and raw bread
how stupid are you?

>>14518469
Leaf here. Depends on the place, but usually you'd just put down some change. If it's a little over $20, it wouldn't be impolite to give them a 20 and a 5 and ask for change, then give them 3 or 4 dollars back.
I still think it's a shit practice. Last time I was in the UK, I noticed a lot of restaurants starting to use the option to ask for a tip on their card readers. Shit's fucked, especially since you usually pay beforehand.

>>14518507
Yeah, 'cause creating a pauper state directly on your border won't lead to immigration problems or anything.

>>14505768
Coffee without milk and sugar is undrinkable

>>14518494
>>14518510
Tipping is so strange

>>14518507
It's a pretty common practice around the world. The joke in Canada is that our allegedly separatist province is the one which benefits the most from confederation. They're like the needy but hot girlfriend that keeps threatening to leave if you don't buy her nice stuff.

>>14518511
>immigration problems
Let's not get started with this please.

>>14518518
Yeah, but it's become so ingrained that it's probably never going away.

>>14504203
Obviously from Google but when I find a place that does these they are about 7€.

Usually I make them myself though so I can get my sourcream exactly how I want it.


Can only recommend, that shit is heaven.

>>14504432
My building has tankless water heaters.

>>14504417
That it is, and it can't be beat. The only thing that's always weirded me out is that you have to order salt and pepper, and that in addition to this most people also put ketchup on it. What the fug?