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14497638 No.14497638 [Reply] [Original]

Ok. You all have that one weird thing you do. Let's hear it.

>> No.14497639
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Do Americans really?

>> No.14497660

>>14497639
Yeah I've seen that, and Italians do that shit too at home. It's called like "family style" spaghetti or some shit. It's not bad and it's kind of fun. You would never order that without kids at the table though.

Also my weird thing is anchovies right out of the can and before I stopped eating shellfish years ago for health reasons I used to like oysters smothered in ice cold ketchup, and I'm talking like an all you can eat amount of them. I still crave them from time to time, too bad shellfish is literal poison to your arteries. Anchovies are high in salt if you buy them cured (which I do) so that's a rare snack.

>> No.14497661

>>14497638
I eat ass.

>> No.14497666

I eat enough for four people because its the only thing that makes me happy

>> No.14497671

>>14497660
Anon...anchovies aren't shellfish.
>bad for your arteries
Source? Too much of most food is bad for you.

>> No.14497672

>>14497660
If my mum caught me doing this I'd be washing dirty dishes until the end of times

>> No.14497673

>>14497661
but why?

>> No.14497676

>>14497660
>italians do that shit too
bullshit

>> No.14497677

>>14497666
That's depressing. Sorry bro. I hope you feel better. I can understand the temptation to eat your feelings. I like comfort food sometimes. I gained like 10-15lbs in quarantine which I've since lost most of but normally I try not to make it a habit. You should workout and find another outlet besides food. Chess is fun. And edibles. Edibles are great. I hope you don't go to hell for gluttony though.

>> No.14497711

>>14497671
>anchovies aren't shellfish.

I know they're not, which is why if you go back and read my post again you note that I make it clear that I still eat them, but not oysters because oysters ARE shellfish.

As for source I don't really have one, and when you look it up on the internet most sources will actually recommend them as they're high in omega-3 fatty acids and lean protein, but my doctor says otherwise. Also, everyone I've ever known that ate shellfish their whole lives had to get bypass surgery at some point. It's loaded in cholesterol, which is BAD for you in large amounts, and shellfish have large amounts of cholesterol. I don't know who started pandering the whole "good cholesterol" meme, but it's not.

Just like the keto diet isn't good for you either and was specifically meant to treat kids with epilepsy. You need to have a well balanced diet. BTW, daily cholesterol intake is capped at 300mg, so that's about 4 oysters and you're at your limit. People tend to eat more than that.

>> No.14497717

I cut pizza with scissors because its easier.

>> No.14497719

>>14497638
In any large meal I'll always eat finish eating the vegatables/carbs before I start eating protein

>> No.14497721

>>14497676
Not all, but some. I dunno dude, I've known a few Italians in my lifetime and I've seen them do it. Never on a big ass cutting board like that, but definitely one giant plate that everyone eats out of, yes. It is very gross, but Italians are kind of gross anyway.

>> No.14497731

>>14497666
I drink for five. I suppose we'll be meeting each other soon up on top of sugarcandy mountain, friend.

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>> No.14497748

>>14497721
you probably just saw a pot from which everyone takes a portion

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>>14497746

>> No.14497752

>>14497660
>Yeah I've seen that, and Italians do that shit too at home
what eat off the fawkin table like some mulignan??? hey maybe in your fuckin house your mother is a gutter rat i hear

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>>14497749

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>>14497755

>> No.14497796

>>14497748
No. I saw a big plate of spaghetti that everyone ate out of without having a plate of their own. Just like OP's pic except it wasn't a cutting board, it was a plate.

There's an Italian restaurant I used to frequent that had a "family style" spaghetti option on the menu, and I saw a family order it and eat it exactly like in that picture. It was fucking disgusting to look at, but I saw it. It exists.

>> No.14497809

>>14497721
"Italian-Americans" are not Italians.

>> No.14497818

>>14497796
What city did you see this in? Rome? Naples?

>> No.14497845

>>14497711
absoutely fucking retarded American. listens to his physician over actual science. doesn't know about the cholesterol in food/body difference. thinks actual food like Oysters cause clogged arteries and not overwhelming amounts of salt, transfats, sugar and bad carbs. 100% retardation. also, no, people DO NOT tend to eat more than 4 oysters. they are a delicacy. even if you order them at restaurants you get one or two, unless it's a main dish.

>> No.14497852

>>14497638
>>14497639
damn that's an ugly little girl

>> No.14497869

>>14497673
I am abnormal person with abnormal tastes, anon.

>> No.14497882

>>14497661
Cheeks or the actual hole?

>> No.14497890

>>14497845
Oh look! A retarded yuropoor! Wear your muzzle dipshit

>> No.14497897

>>14497890
do you think anyone who is not American is automatically European? is that what they teach you at school?

>> No.14497932

>>14497890
You're fucking retarded.
>>14497897
Non American here lmao

>> No.14497945

>>14497897
He meant African and yes everyone not from the United states is from Africa and jealous of our America cheese

>> No.14497989

>>14497852
What? She looks normal

>> No.14498023

>>14497852
You're a really cruel person you know that? Dude, she's like 5.

>> No.14498031

>>14497989
no
>>14498023
so? she's not going to see this

>> No.14498080

>>14497638
I like to get the biggest bowl available in the house and fill it with as many fuckin' Weet-Bix as I can fit in the bowl. Milk and brown sugar. Cum.

I'm cutting weight at the moment, and desu I can do without the chocolate, the burgers, the ice cream, but man o' man what I wouldn't do for a guilt free bucket of Weet-Bix 'n' sugar.

>> No.14498201

>>14498031
That doesn't matter it's more about human decency. In the context of this board (food and cooking) it's really uncalled for to just start calling some poor 5 year old kid who has weird parents ugly.

>> No.14498336

>>14497749
>that fucking rice portion
holy fucking shit

>> No.14498343

>>14498023
More like 500 pounds

>> No.14498346

>>14498336
Are you a yuropoor?

>> No.14498361

>>14497677
>chess is fun
it absolutely is. I got into chess during quarantine. went from a 700 to a 1600 in a couple months. I'll play for hours. it's the only thing keeping me from eating/drinking myself to death

>> No.14498364

>>14497746
One of the grossest pieces of shit on the planet

>> No.14498389

When I was younger I used to snack on raw pasta

>> No.14498424

>>14498346
No but the rice literally takes up 3/4 of the fucking plate. It's supposed to be a side dish.

>> No.14498443

>>14498424
According to the Koran? Your boyfriend? The government? Are you a child or something?

>> No.14498444
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>>14497845
>people DO NOT tend to eat more than 4 oysters.
>they are a delicacy. even if you order them at restaurants >you get one or two

This is literally an appetizer at some seafood restaurants. They're not CHEAP but they're over the top expensive either. In fact there was a chinese buffet down the street from my house that would serve all you can eat oysters, as well as crab legs and many many other things (hence a buffet) for like $24. Also, I'll listen to my doctor over all the broscience on the internet. Just like how I KNOW coffee can't be good for you, and I don't even need anyone to explain why a stimulant that raises blood pressure and is addicting isn't a good thing.

Also, why risk food poisoning and parasites? Oysters are good but they're not THAT good.

>> No.14498453

>>14498080
My man! There's just something about them

>> No.14498454

>>14498201
>In the context of this board

Understood, people on this specific board tend to be very polite for some reason, but never forget what website you are on.

>> No.14498457

>>14498389
I would do the same with dry ramen noodles and then just sprinkle the seasoning on top.

>> No.14498464

I intentionally ate dog whilst visiting China and it was pretty good so I ate it again.

>> No.14498498

>>14498361
Same for me bro. I play everyday. Only thing that keeps me sane. Normally I range from 1950-2018(peak eating I am hoping to break 2100 by the end of the year). Might make a new account honestly. I have literally played thousands of classical and rapid games.

>> No.14498520

>>14498443
I'm gonna assume you look like Blob Chipman if you think thats a normal amount of rice.

>> No.14498523

>>14497638
I split kinder bueno, lick the hazelnut cream off, then eat the wafer after.

>> No.14498535

>>14497711
"Good" cholesterol is enough cholesterol
"Bad" cholesterol is too much cholesterol
If you don't gorge yourself like a pig on a single food item then it's not a problem.

>> No.14498538

>>14498523
Based

>> No.14498543
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I make sure that the last bite I'll have out of my pizza slice isn't crut, I don't hate crut but I'll be extremely bummed if don't do that.

>> No.14498549

>>14498498
that's awesome man. I'd like to break 2000 eventually but not sure it's possible without studying theory which I think would take the fun out of it

>> No.14498550

>>14498424
Meat is a side dish.

>> No.14498551

>>14498549
It’s possible. I studied minimal theory. More relied on instinct and pattern recognition. Been playing since 5 (I’m 25 now). Grandfather taught me so in a way every game brings back fond memories.

>> No.14498555

>>14497638
I don’t eat food with more than seven ingredients. It’s unnatural and unhealthy to eat otherwise.
Seven is more than enough.

>> No.14498581

My weird habit is I am autistic as fuck so I dont like others watching me eat, and I REALLY hate when others comment on my food or point/gesture at my food. I cant even hide my anger at that point.
when I eat lunch at work, I go to my truck to eat and dont have ac, so im drenched in sweat by the time Im done, thats how much I dont want people looking at me or talking to me or about my lunch while I eat.
I also really hate the noises I make when I eat so I need some kind of noise to focus on instead like a video on my phone if its not loud enough outside. eating noises make me want to cut my own throat over a trashcan and drown myself in blood. I looked this up actually, thats textbook autism to not like eating sounds. just the ritual of preparing food or eating sends my tism levels skyrocketing.

>> No.14498620

>>14498551
thats encouraging to hear. I do lots of tactics puzzles and that's improved my game tremendously. what a beautiful game. thanks chessbro

>> No.14498621

>>14498555
based and witnessed

>> No.14498626

I save the best thing for last when I eat. It drove my ex crazy, because he was the opposite and ate the best thing first. I just like to end the meal on a high note and savor the good stuff properly.

>> No.14498633

>>14497638
i eat spoonfuls of vinegar/acidic hot sauces eith salt sprinkled on to to the point when my lips become white from the corrosion

>> No.14498634

>>14498581
Are you single ?

>> No.14498635

>>14498620
Likewise take care of yourself man

>> No.14498639

>>14497666
Jesus loves you

>> No.14498671

>>14497666
I love you too man

>> No.14498674

>>14498633
lol I do this too. at one point I was going thru a bottle of hot sauce a day

>> No.14498723

>>14497638
I have little shakers of msg, cajun seasoning, TJ's umami mushroom seasoning, that sort of thing just for when I eat takeout from chic-fil-a or popeyes or chinese

>> No.14498863

>>14497852
Nah she's just fat

>> No.14498996

>>14498634
man, howd you know??

>> No.14499143

>>14497671
based retard

>> No.14499189

i only eat one meal a day and fast the rest of the time. i'm so hungry i eat like a shipwreck survivor that hasn't eaten in days

>> No.14499207

>>14498023
Nah. She's more like a 3 at best.

>> No.14499249

>>14499189
If you're trying to lose fat you'd be better off and feel better doing a straight wet fast
You'll feel miserable at first but after a few days you'll stop thinking about food

>> No.14499261

Mustard on eggs.

>> No.14499321

>>14497638
I always, ALWAYS drink the water from a tuna can before I use do anything else with the tuna.

>> No.14499330

>>14497638
>>14497639
absolutely revolting

>> No.14499347

>>14499261
It's not that odd when you consider that deviled eggs are a thing and boiled eggs and potatoes with mustard sauce are a dish in parts of the world.

Personally I snack on mince as I throw it into the pan to fry, and I like to take a little sip from various sauces in the fridge as I pass by, like worcestershire sauce or soy sauce, and I also keep leftover gherkin water and pickled jalapeno water for sipping.

>> No.14499352

>>14498543
I eat any kind of toast sandwich around the crust first so that I have the center with a full load of toppings for my last bite.

>> No.14499357

>>14498389
Same, while watching Disney cartoons on afternoon TV after elementary school. Also sprinkling salt into my hand and licking it off.

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>>14497638
I literally don't. Wtf is wrong with americans?

>> No.14499573

>>14497666
I eat only 1/4 of what an average person would eat because its also keeps the guilt off my mind.

>> No.14499583

>>14497660
>It's called like "family style"
No it's fucking not

>> No.14499584

>>14497638
is that happening because its the spaghetti table or is that because the lady wanted it

>> No.14499593

>>14497660
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>> No.14499636

throw away maybe half of my crusts sometimes maybe less maybe none maybe more

>> No.14499702

>>14497852
She will still have a line of betabucks to marry her when she grows up.
>>14497721
I'd believe that out of Southern Italians, they are not real people to begin with.

>> No.14499726

>>14498581
you are the personification of autism

>> No.14499738

>>14498080
I used to do something similar with cocoa powder, milled oats, some sugar to counter the bitterness of cocoa, and milk. In itself it isn't that bad for a rare snack, but my portions were huge (I used a liter measuring cup as a cup) and ate those daily while plying at computer.

>> No.14499930

>>14498364
the chicken or the guy?

>> No.14500566

>>14497638
I eat with my hands.

>> No.14500764

>>14498581
You have misophonia, anon

>> No.14500838

>>14497639
Absolutely not, I can assure you

>> No.14500843

>>14497660
lol

>> No.14500849

>>14499207
>>14498863
You should be ashamed of yourselves

>> No.14500855

>>14500566
That's normal in like 80% of the world friend

>> No.14500876

>>14497731
You and me both. See you at that great AA meeting in the sky.

>> No.14500890

>>14497852
are you implying the little boy is hot????

>> No.14500896

I try to avoid having leftovers and if I do I often end up throwing them away, because I absolutely cannot stand eating most things multiple times in a row, even if the meal was delicious the first time, the next day I want to puke at the prospect of eating the same thing again

>> No.14500906

>>14497638
I dislike it things plated separately. I mix everything up with a lot of white cream cheese or hummus.

>> No.14500908

>>14498454
>what website you are on
4channel.org. A blue board for family friendly discussion, specifically about food and cooking for here. No reason to be insulting at all unless judging other peoples food/cooking skills.
If this was /fa/ I could understand though.

>> No.14500913

>>14498454
>for some reason
What a strange world we live in now where being "polite" or "courteous" is weird.

>> No.14500915

>>14498581
Can someone cap this please? I am unsure how to do it since I'm not exactly proficient with the computer.

>> No.14500919

>>14497660
I got some anchovy pizza on the way right now.

i'm thinkign bout those chovies...

>> No.14500921

>>14497639
She's cute, but the kids are ugly. What a shame.

>> No.14501110

>>14497639
>>14497660
this is literally the first time in my life that I have seen anyone do this wtf

>> No.14501121

>>14500913
Indeed, it is absolutely shameful.

>> No.14501401

sometimes i'll dip candy in whatever dipping sauce i had been using for the meal i was eating earlier. ketchup is so versatile

>> No.14501434

>>14497660
We gotta wiseguy ova here. Ohhh!

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>>14497638
Whenever the soup I'm having starts to get more watery I'll usually just drink straight from the bowl until the liquid to solid ratio starts equalizing again.
I never really thought anything of this until my grandpa saw me doing it once and said "you eat soup like a Russian"

>> No.14501485

>>14497638
I drink lemon juice

>> No.14501501 [DELETED] 

>>14497638
American food

>> No.14501510 [DELETED] 

>>14501485
Based American

>> No.14501512

>>14501501
American food is literally the best food on the planet if you aren't poor or a flyover

>> No.14501531 [DELETED] 

>>14501512
>REEEEEEEE
I don’t care what you have to say mutt

>> No.14501538

>>14501531
your argument has been noted and discarded

>> No.14501639

>>14500896
must be nice to have the privilege to do so, you piece of posh shit

>> No.14501673

>>14501639
This. Fuck people who waste food. It pisses me off so much. I’m fairly well off all things considered and I will even make sure I scrap up the tiny little bit of leftover shredded cheese if I’m making pizza or a sandwich or whatever. Nothing goes to waste. Fun fact, 60% of food that the USA produced ends up in the trash, while millions starve. Perfectly edible groceries are often thrown out from supermarkets and restaurants simply because it’s cheaper to throw away than give away to the poor. Covid 19 is a punishment.

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>>14500915
here you go bro

>> No.14501691

>>14501673
there's a really good webm floating around here exactly about the food waste in the US you describe. cant find it though

>> No.14501802

>>14497639
no.

>> No.14501804

>>14497660
>eating anchovies out of the can
This is abnormal? Like yeah I use them as a topping too on like pizza etc. People eat deenz out of the can but somehow chovies out of a can is weird?

>> No.14501819

>>14497852
Fuck you anon that’s my aunt Imelda.

>> No.14501849

>>14497638
I prefer room temperature food.

>> No.14501902

>>14497638
why do so many white women have Mongoloid features?

The way her cheekbones are set, her dimples and jaw are straight vertical panface-tier.

>> No.14501916

>>14498453
>>14499738
Extremely based. Can't get enough of it, which is why I have to stop eating them lmao. It's so easy to just sit infront of the TV and eat cereal for an hour.

>> No.14501924

>>14498543
>>14499352
hey i do this too

>> No.14501953

I eat cereal (usually grape nuts) dry and in a cup
I eat doritos with chop sticks
I dip french fries in cocktail sauce
I refuse to drink cold drinks most of the time
I eat most vegetables raw

>> No.14501971

I never eat breakfast.

>> No.14502044

i just go to the grocery store every night and get whatever seems like it might be good in the moment and buy that for dinner and eat it. like candy and cheese or soup and chips or whatever i want

>> No.14502052

>>14497638
Eat around a sandwich and then eat the middle piece.

>> No.14502101

>>14497638
I never finish the last of a soda. It gets all warm, flat and gross. I'm what you'd call a top when drinking one.

>> No.14502226

>>14497638
I only eat nice food when im starving and drunk, all other food I eat is really bland.

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>>14499321
most disgusting thing itt

>> No.14502483

>waddle over to pantry
>fistful of peanuts
>throw it back, start chewing
>palmful of chocolate chips
>throw it back into peanut-mush mouth
>chew, swallow, so good
>waddle back to PC and make this post

>> No.14502521

>>14502044
Why don't you just buy ahead? Cant think forward?

>> No.14502592

I refuse to eat sweet potatoes because they're not the same genus as real potatoes despite looking very similar.

>> No.14502624

>>14497717
This is not as bad as the people who eat the crust first. Now that ruffles my feathers

>> No.14502683

>>14498581
I thought I was the only one......

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>>14497638
How many of you aussie fucks actually like this shit

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>>14498581
*smack smack fphafp slop slap smack*

>> No.14502781

I drink milk with almost anything, even with pizza which grosses many people out
Very slow eater, I chew my food completely and take small bites.
I eat greasy food with a fork and knife, I do not like getting it on my hands. Ill even refuse food if its too greasy.
Love ketchup, will put it on anything if I feel like it. (Love the other condiments too though)
Love all seafood, love fish out of the can.
I drink hot water after my meals. Sometimes it's black coffee and I've seen people get visibly angry over it because they don't know how anyone enjoys black coffee
Refuse to eat anything without a drink present. I've denied food because of this and I could tell it upset her
I hate spicy good and cannot tolerate it. I refuse to eat even chili. This has pissed people off and they claim I'm lying about my taste buds
Absolutely loathe soy and refuse to eat any kind. Get called a vegan hater when I just hate the taste
Hate sushi, was called picky (I love fish though I just like it cooked)
Really picky meat eater. I will stop eating meat if it is not cooked right or cheap. Basically tired of dry chicken and chewy beef full of gristle served to me by boomers my whole life, I had enough at one point. I will literally spit out bad meat in front of people into a napkin, I refuse to it eat.
Without hesitation, will complain about bad food and send it back at a restaurant.
Worst sin of all, from what I'm told, is I do not eat chicken skin nor animal fat. I once ate a drumstick, just the meat, and threw it away. Friend sees it, freaks the fuck out, takes it out of the trash and eats it clean. Starts swearing at me and implies I'm spoiled.

>> No.14502800

>>14502756
That tastes like shit. Vegemite is legit tho

>> No.14502950

>>14502694
When applied right its great. NA retards spread it like a 12 year old spreads Nutella then complain that it tastes bad.

>> No.14502996

>>14497638
1. I eat faster than a fucking inmate because in high school the faster I finished my slop the more time I got to spend playing trading card games with my friends.

2. I wipe my mouth and hands obsessively while eating because I'm afraid of getting food/grease/sauce on my water bottle (both the mouth of the bottle that's to be drunk from and the body of the bottle that's to be gripped).

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>>14497746
>>14497749
>>14497755
>>14497761
Is cooking with Dew a sub-genre I never knew about or is it a Blobby original?

>> No.14503175

>>14497638
i eat milo dust, hot chocolate dust and protein powder straight out of their respective containers

>> No.14503181

>>14502781
Guarantee you don't bother people with your food choices as much as you might think

>> No.14503409

>>14503175
I do that too. Even if I'm making a glass of milo, it'll be at 1/2 milo - 1/2 milk at the very least.

>> No.14503493

>>14497666
That's what drinking and weed are for.

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>>14497638
>>14497639
You want plate? Costs extra, okay?

>> No.14503514

>>14497721
bull fucking shit. Sharing plates is only a thing with cous cous in some parts of sicily and that's it.

>> No.14503522

>>14497852
at least she doesn’t have to worry about pedos lmao

>> No.14503536

>>14497845
Just pointing out your an idiot. I live on the coast where oysters are grown and it’s not uncommon for people to buy 5-6 dozen for a barbecue. We are all active and healthy. Also there are different types of cholesterol. You’re kinda just wrong.

>> No.14503538

I used to eat the entire apple, except the stem ofc. Didn't mind the odd taste of the seeds and swallowing the center wasn't that hard. I mean why chuck 10% of the fruit away when there's no large seed that gets in the way?

>> No.14503540

>>14497638
I tend to eat large amounts of cabbage.

Cabbage is mostly water.

I just sharted my pants with cabbage water.

>> No.14503549

>>14497639
>>14497638
Jesus. What is the next step? Tieing hands behind your back and eating it like a pig?

>> No.14503552

My (older) sister goes through all manner of meat with a microscope to cut out less than 0.3cm pieces of any slightly discolored pieces, perfectly chewable and supple fat, skin and always the outer edges that have touched the pan/grill/whatever. It makes me fucking livid seeing her leave so much stuff on her plate almost every meal. Same goes with potatoes, vegetables, fruit..

>> No.14503554

>>14498444
Clean that oyster poop next time

>> No.14503561

>>14503538
Me too if I am outside. I don't want to bother finding a trash.

Do not chew the seeds, or swallow if possible. They have cyanide in them and easier to absorb if you chew them

>> No.14503565

>>14503561
Yeah that's partly why I stopped though I'm fairly sure you need to eat like the seeds of 100 apples, or more, to get any ill effects.

>> No.14503592

>>14497638
I snack on raw onions with coke. Something about them contrasts so weirdly. Also I like the sharp bitter pith with the sweet/sourness of lemons and eat them in slices.

>> No.14503650

>>14497638
Not really a weird habit but whenever i eat some shitty street food, i try to plate it or take a close enough photo, and tag it as im having food from some fancy restaurant chain, it's silly but i like to see people reacting and falling for it.

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I eat relish out of the jar with a spoon. It's good

>> No.14503672

>>14503668
Damn this is what I get for phoneposting on the shitter

>> No.14503682

>>14497638
When I was a kid I did this really spergy thing when I went to Mexican restaurants. Instead of ordering a normal menu item I'd get side orders of flour tortillas and beans.

Spread the beans on the tortillas, put corn chips on that, and fold in half. Then dip the bean chip taco thing in salsa.

ngl it was pretty damn good.

>> No.14503699

>>14503592
I like raw onion sandwiches with tomato, lettuce, s&p and mayo

>> No.14503700

>>14498361
bro i didn't know so many people decided to pick up chess over quarantine. i stopped for a while i should get back into it

>> No.14503804

>>14497638
I like to put small cuts of uncooked salmon in a pot with New England Clam Chowder, heat it up (so I'm sure the salmon isn't cooked all the way) and then, well of course, eat it.

And I'm talking cheap canned clam chowder. I do this about once a week. The cheaper the brand of clam chowder the more I like it for some reason.

>> No.14503818

>>14497638
I like pickled beets and cottage cheese

>> No.14503832

>>14503700
You should try online poker. I literally play that shit online all day.

With breaks in between other things, of course.

>> No.14503861

>>14501457
same

>> No.14504019

>>14497638
>>14497639
the mother(?) appears to be fit and healthy, but her children (the girl(?) at least) have already started to get chubby. she should have intervened a long time ago

>> No.14504051

>>14502624
are you a bird

>> No.14504057

>>14498581
you should get some help with your issues, anon

>> No.14504066

>>14502781
milk with pizza is goat, don't make anyone tell you different

>> No.14504078

>>14504051
haha based

>> No.14504119

>>14504078
thank you, friend

>> No.14504140

>>14502950
but it tastes good when spread like nutella. nice generalization assclown

>> No.14504253

>>14502694
>>14502950
>>14504140
what does this taste like? is there any way I can get to try it out in Northern Europe?

>> No.14504283

I eat extremely fast as I see the process of eating like a huge waste of time. I could finish a plate in 5 minutes if I'm alone.

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>> No.14504325

i chirp while drinking milk

>> No.14504374

>>14504283
>5 minutes
no you don't

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14504438

something like this w/ sandwitches, doughnuts and anything bread/baked

people always complain at me

>> No.14504457

>>14504253
salty jam

>> No.14504488

>>14504457
Well, you have the internet, and online shopping is a thing...

>> No.14504493

>>14504488
Whoops! Meant to respond to the person you responded to: This was for you, >>14504253

>> No.14505254

>>14497638
I scoop out the insides of the bread.
I will overanalyze food served to me like an autist and cut out anything that looks weird to me or the fat of the meat whenever possible.
I only drink soda if I stir it with a spoon.
I drink tea with inordinate amounts of sugar in it
For a while I used to be obsessed with pate and would have a can of it every day. I'd finish off a can in a day.
When I eat pizzas I throw away the crust (give it to my dog)
And I guess the worst of all I love tuna with banana. I have tunana sandwiches whenever I can.

>> No.14505271

>>14504438
They're retarded and you're based. Dipping sandwiches tastes great AND you have complete control over how much you're dipping. Much better than how boomers soak them for minutes and it gets all soggy.

>> No.14505279

>>14497638
I like to wrap pizza slices in fruit by the foot

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>> No.14505293

I pour my cheerios into a bowl of black coffee because I'm lazy

>> No.14505300

I eat peanut butter straight out of the jar with a butter knife. I can't remember the last time I put it on bread

>> No.14505466

>>14505287
Why

>> No.14505481

>>14498424
grains are never a side, anon

>> No.14505554

>>14498581
You're so autistic I love it. This is why I come to ck

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>>14497717
> T.

>> No.14505585

>>14505561
he's bad
bad to the bone

>> No.14505588

I lick the plate when I'm done, unless I'm in public.

>> No.14505608

>>14497660
am i the only person intelligent enough to identify the troll?

>> No.14505610

>>14505588
I lick the waitress when I'm done, unless I'm at home

>> No.14505637

>>14498581
That's really not that weird at all. Firstly, people are rude, secondly, eating is a very private thing to do where you have to lower your guard. Because of trauma or a strong self-preservation instinct, you desire safety but your intellect isn't aware of the logic behind your emotional needs.

>> No.14505726

>>14498389
I did this but exclusively with capellini, I kind of miss it. Also I used to like to swallow smaller, cooked pasta whole.

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>>14498444
Med anon here, I personally dont drink coffee. However long term studies have shown that a moderate amount of coffee consumption can be beneficial.

>> No.14506237

>>14505287
>>14505466
Shit like this is why everyone makes fun of knife fags, next he's gonna try fucking batoning with a butter knife.

>> No.14506256

i usually eat one food at a time and eat it in order of least favourite to most favourite

>> No.14507556

>>14504283
Based. Is there that much that needs to be said while everyone is getting their nutritional intake that couldn't be said anywhere else?

Maybe that'll change when I have children

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I often drink my coffee room temp because I just don't give a fuck

>> No.14507703

Peanut butter and hot Cheeto sandwich. I don’t know why it works for me, it just does.

>> No.14507724

>>14497717
this guy, he's a bro...

>> No.14507853

>>14507677
badass

>> No.14507860

>>14507703
wut
post a pic

>> No.14507868

>>14497638
I only drink milk directly after it comes out of the fridge, if it's left out for too long the potential coldness of it drops no matter how long you put it back in the fridge. I've chucked it in the freezer for a couple hours once but it still comes out warmer than it would have been if it hadn't been left sitting out.

>> No.14507877

>>14498464
That's a good boy

>> No.14508122

>>14497638
why would anyone do that? especially with children.

>> No.14508137

>>14497666
I do the the same thing, ever since I had my back go out I have gained more weight then I would like (highest is 235 which is where I am now 6'1 btw) I have gotten weak and fat in these last 4 or so years and I can say that you should find something else to do, drowning my sorrows in giant servings of carb heavy food hasn't made me happier, but making new friends who I can talk with at almost anytime and learning new things has made me happier, on a good day I can still be up for about 2 hours so I make breads or other foods that people in my house like, made some raspberry jam not long ago and cooking just relieves those painful and dark times, I don't know what else to say but to keep your chin up and find what it is that makes you happy, drinking and eating your sadness away will in the long run destroy your body, and the mind will follow.

>> No.14508154

>>14497638
>>14497639
I'd like to think this lady is just a bitch that accepts foreign foster kids/foreign exchange students and does dumb shit all the time like having a restaurant serve them spaghetti on a table so that when they go back to their home country they tell people "You'll never believe what they do in America!!!" and the kids get mercifully bullied for saying such ridiculous shit.

>> No.14508157

>>14502624
I fold the crust towards the other toppings then eat it so that I don't end up with not enough toppings to eat my crust with.

>> No.14508162

>>14500915
press alt+F4 to take a screenshot.

>> No.14508169

>>14501953
cocktail sauce in place of ketchup for dipping is a powermove.

>> No.14508439

>>14497638
that girl looks so happy. everyone knows its dumb and the mom looks awkward but that little girl looks so happy. It reminds me of the few times I was happy. Everyone who hates this picture is evil.

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>>14502483
Should have washed that down with some malk.

>> No.14508535

>>14508439
You seem like you're going through some depression friend, how are you holding up?

>> No.14508707

>>14498581
only 3 people who should be instantly shot to death in this world:
pedos
open mouth eaters
circumcisers

simple as.

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i eat around the edge of burgers and save the middle for last because it's the best part

>> No.14508814

I only like to eat with the lights on.

>> No.14508858

>>14502781
annoying cunt

>> No.14508878

>>14508707
Uh hello based department?

>> No.14508943

>>14497796
as someone who lives in europe right next to italy and has been there many times i can tell you with absolute confidence and fervor that italians dont fucking eat like that...in fact most american italian restaurants are shunned by true italians because they hate the fact that they americanised their heritage and cuisine

>> No.14508946

>>14497945
id rather starve andd drink goats piss than willingly say american cheese is anything other that processed plastic

>> No.14509294

>>14500896
I'm the exact opposite. I always make sure to have leftovers the next day. Even if I'm eating fast food. When I pull up to a drive thru I pull out my phone and pretend to call my "girlfriend" to see "what she wants" so I don't look like a fatass ordering enough food for two meals.

>> No.14509339

>>14497638
I like to chew up a cracker and spit it out on another cracker. This is the only way I eat them and I've never let anyone see me do it.

>> No.14509533

>>14497717
Doesn't everybody do this?

>> No.14509569

>>14498581
>*sit with you at the table*
>poke your chicken
>nomnomnomnom.wav

>> No.14509595

>>14501673
>give people free food
>they have five children
>those children also need free food

If we had a 2.5 child law and a nation for every viable ethnicity that wanted one with an equal share of land and population cap things would be utopian. Most nations probably don't even need that much land or population.

>> No.14509598

>>14508788
checked and same

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>>14497638
I love cooking frozen pizza into a crusty bottom and slathering the bastard with ketchup

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When I get chikfila, I get extra sauce and take a lick of sauce directly out of the packet between bites.

I'm not fat, and I don't do this in public. I recognize it's weird but it's less messy so idc

>> No.14509698

>>14498581
The other parts are a bit strange, but I have to agree with you about people commenting on the food I'm eating or watching me eat. It drives me bonkers.

>> No.14509751

>>14508439
Anon, this picture was taken literally less than 24 hours before Christine was whacked.

>> No.14509782

Does anyone else eat peanut butter straight out of the jar? Ultimate comfort food

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>>14497746
>>14497749
>Cooked Polyethylene Glycol
I swear to all that's holy...

>> No.14509820

>>14501673
Naw fuck off with this logic. I'm fully aware of the amount of food waste that happens, but if you have the misfortune of being born in a shithole or put yourself in a situation with no money for food don't expect me to fucking care. I'm with the original guy fuck leftovers. Gross shit.

>> No.14509832

>>14509339
i did this when i was a kid, not anymore though

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>>14501953
These are not very strange to me.
I almost ALWAYS modify my ketchup with sriracha or Ginger powder and soysauce, sometimes even a few drops of liquid smoke, so horseradish and ketchup is not a big departure.
Don't eat Doritos, but lightly buttered popcorn with a ramen seasoning packet sprinkled over is pretty close, and I eat that with chopsticks.
Raw vegetables are great.
Cold drinks are harder on your stomach.
(Ice water only seems to be a thing in burgerland, they don't seem to understand that it actually makes you hotter since your body WILL produce more heat to warm it. Hot liquids counter-intuitively cool you faster as your body turns down it's internal "thermostat" to compensate.)
Weirdest thing I suppose I do is peanut butter and Sriracha sandwiches on occasion.
Guess it's not THAT weird though:
>pic related
(May be great for BBQ sauce, But it's NOT great on it's own.

>> No.14509954

>>14503668
Based and DollaTre-Pilled

>> No.14509955

>>14509820
Kill yourself, you infantile spoiled brat.

>> No.14509964

>>14504457
You should try Orange Marmalade on toast w/ a *SCANT* sprinkling of ginger powder and garlic salt.
Weird, maybe...But it works.

>> No.14510018

>>14505561

Thank you for this. I remember seeing this scene years ago and it has stuck in my head ever since. The gun cleaning kit, the pizza, it's just incredible.

>> No.14510131

>>14502101
I do this with two liters. By the time I get to the end of it, it's usually flat and I just dump it or try to combine it with a cup of non-flat pop. That trick only works with certain pops though.

>> No.14510143

>>14502781
I don't like greasy foods getting on my hands either. Usually though, I'll have two washcloths, one wet and one dry to clean my hands after each time I touch the food.

I also absolutely refuse to eat without anything to drink. Can't even do it.

I'm the same with chicken as you too. Don't eat chicken wings, flats or legs. Can only eat boneless, skinless chicken breast. Everything else is gross to me.

My gf said I'm weird for this but I'll eat plain potato chips with cream cheese as the dip.

>> No.14510150

>>14505561
I like how the part of pizza he slices off is like a ration. Instead of just eating the one whole singular slice. Like "I'll need to save some of this for later".

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>>14499321
breh

>> No.14510179

>>14497660
im italian and i can assure you no one fucking does this

>> No.14510186

>>14498336
America is built on carbs.

>> No.14510189

>>14497638
My mom mixes tuna salad and chicken salad in her sandwich

>> No.14510200

>>14502101
used to do this. also wouldnt eat the crust of a hamburger. id just take one bite, eat the middle, and toss the outer rim. did basically this with all foods that have a "middle". i was like 13 but still wtf was the matter w me

>> No.14510209

>>14510179
hahaha made me lol for some reason

>> No.14510255

>>14498444
Retarded on all fronts. Cholesterol has been researched thoroughly and we know exactly what is good and bad about certain aspects of its presence in your body. You're just a retard that didn't seek this information out.
Also coffee has been proven to have many health benefits, just don't drink 6 cups a day.

>> No.14511175

>>14508439
no one here hates that picture. doesn't change the fact that the little girl is ugly and that won't ever change. deal with it, faggot.

>> No.14511215

>>14497666
Same. Or I did. Then came the terrifying moment when I realized I couldn't eat/drink away the pain and depression anymore. It was like I had built up an immunity. Made me panic and unable to get out of bed for a week. Desperately coping and trying to find something else. Already on medication so eh.

>> No.14511236

>>14505300
my fkn man

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i eat cereal with chopsticks and no milk

>> No.14511253

>>14497638
>>14497639
I fucking hate this

>> No.14511327

>>14508943
American Italian restaurants don't give a fuck, because we know that real Italian food is overrated as fuck (and isn't even Italian lol noodles are Chinese and tomatoes originated in Americas).

Also, Italians have that issue with hygiene and all.

>> No.14511358

>>14509339
bruh

>> No.14511426

>>14509339
I was super into this when I was 12
would also chew up pepperoni and smear it across a fresh cracker like dip

>> No.14511439

>>14497638
I'll make a peanut butter and honey sandwich, then squish it down so that the honey spreads through the spaces in the bread, which leads to it crystallizing and becoming slightly crunchy
with milk and carrots

>> No.14511685

>>14498336
>he doesn't eat a shitton of rice

not based

>> No.14511695

>>14498454
>people on this specific board tend to be very polite for some reason

the other day i saw someone get called a nigger for eating their steak medium instead of medium rare so no not really
people just don't insult children here

>> No.14511716

Most meals I eat I put over a bed of rice. I think this is common with japanese stuff but I do it with eggs and meats too. Rice is my go to carb because of it.
Just earlier I had scrambled eggs over a bed of rice.

I tend to take sandwiches apart as I eat them. Usually if there's one bite left I take off the bread, eat it, then the meat, cheese, whatever else, then the final piece of bread.

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>>14508535
I was told today by a suicide hotline operator that my problem was lack of jesus. I'm not doing great. how are you?

>> No.14511723

>>14511175
fuck you, that girl looks like a kind budding autist

>> No.14511734

I like ketchup on my eggs
I get shit for it sometimes but I know I'm right.

>> No.14511736

>>14511717
shit man I'm sorry. Not the anon from before but I hope you feel better soon. Know your life is never something you should take, even if it doesn't seem like it, tomorrow can be better. And if it's not, the day after will be better. Promise me you'll always look toward the next day, even if it seems like things won't improve. Little steps can help you forward in a more positive direction in life.
Make something good, embrace your weird eating habit, and have a good night tonight, okay anon?

>> No.14511749

I hold burgers upside-down when I eat them. I set them back down right side up. I don't know why I do this.

>> No.14511758

>>14511749
Sandwhiches in general are built weirdly and honestly that's the better way to eat them. I've had times where due to the structure of the sandwhich it tastes completely different depending on the angle I bite into it.

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>>14500915

>> No.14511776

>>14509945
I am allowed to enjoy ice water, while (((You))) are allowed to enjoy your 10in black dildo.

>> No.14511801

>>14497882
How do you eat a hole?

>> No.14511807

>>14508946
>starve and drink goat piss

So the typical third world diet?

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every few days after work a wave of sadness envelops me and i feel like i'm drowning and i lose motivation to cook anything, and at the same time i become incredibly hungry. so in between refreshing /ck/ every 30 seconds and pacing around my room I put a cup of rice in the rice cooker and when it sings that it's ready I take it out and eat it with some salt. Sometimes I will add a few scallions, but I don't want to get out the cutting board and the knife so i use scissors to cut the scallions. i got the idea from clannad.
https://youtu.be/IdSYVoAs8mU?t=128

>>14511717
sorry you got a useless operator. in my city at least they're not great either.

>>14508814
what about with the lights off but with the glow from your monitor(s)?

>>14504325
cute, what kind of bird are you

>>14503592
do you do red onions? or is any onion fine

>> No.14511894

>>14497638
I'm a boring faggot. The only thing that people have really given me shit for eating is butter bread. Usually just bread and butter, but I like to put some Salami or Smoked Salmon on there too if I have it.

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>>14498581

>> No.14511945

>>14511894
>just bread and butter
I don't know fren, that sounds pretty fucking perfect to me. Simple is always better

>> No.14511966

>>14511894
bread butter and an anchovy. thats a great combo. anchoi au buerre with bread.

>> No.14511985

>>14497717
You should cook with Koreans. They use scissors everywhere. That was the biggest culture shock for me and honestly, it makes sense where they use them, amazed we don't do it more in the west.

>> No.14512011

>>14498464
This is a Jap owned website. If you're looking for a Chinese owned website, that pays for propaganda posts, please see Reddit.

>> No.14512017

>>14508707
>simple as.
*cocks the trigger*
You want to repeat that?

>> No.14512025

>>14511240
I eat chips and things like that with chopsticks.

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>>14508788
I used to do that with ice-cream. I'd have all the melted bits around the edges and leave the middle.
But then people made dick sucking jokes so I stopped. Now I bite my ice-creams.

>> No.14512037

>>14497666
I loose a lot of weight then gain it all back
Went from over 400 to 240 already back at 300 today
There is just no point in actually trying

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>>14511695
>>14498454
>>14498201
>>14498023

This shithole has literally turned in to reddit, or even reddit-lite for that matter

Even a year ago faggots on blue-boards would have tried to self moderate through board culture instead of crying

>you cant say bad things here, this isnt 4chan!!!!!!

>> No.14512102

>>14498201
perhaps reddit would be more to your taste faggot

>> No.14512104

I’m a big fat bastard but my Filipina-American gf is really skinny. Sometimes the sheer amount of food I order at restaurants embarrasses me so I make her order a double or triple portion for herself and i eat most of what she ordered.

Example:
>go to In-N-Out
>order two double-double animal style cheeseburgers and two orders of animal style fries with a strawberry shake
>make gf order the exact same thing except with a chocolate shake
>she eats about a half of one of her burgers and takes a few sips of the chocolate shake while I finish the rest

>> No.14512108

>>14497818
Little Italy

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>>14512104
>I’m a big fat bastard but my Filipina-American gf is really skinny
>Filipina-American gf

I think what you meant to say is
>My Filipina-American temorary exchange wife is trying to ride out being with me long enough to get the rest of her family to the west

>> No.14512153

I can't drink out of plastic bottles. The sight of seeing someone else drink out of a plastic bottle, or the 'slosh' sound of a bottle makes me dry retch. If they are close to me and I happen to catch the scent of either the plastic or the contents, I pretty much have to leave the room, or stand outside for a bit...

Same goes for hard plastic cups and straws. It disgusts me in a way I can't adequately express.

>> No.14512160

>>14511945
Yeah, it's great, and I don't think it's weird at all, but folks always look at me funny when I tell them that it's my favorite quick lunch or snack. No clue why.

>> No.14512164

>>14511736
Things are worse than you can know. In any case thanks for the encouragement.

>> No.14512209

>>14511327
you're a mongoloid

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>>14512164
The "things are worse than you can know" trope is lazy. Currently, there are about 7 billion people on the planet. The fact that youre able to talk about your issues on the internet, here of all places, means youre probably doing better than several billion people.

Then add antiquity, then realize you dont know who youre talking to or what THEY have been through, then get some perspective

>> No.14512225

>>14512153
Autism

>> No.14512283

>>14512164
If youre gonna be that edgy, talk about it. I promise its not as bad as you think it is bucko

>> No.14512318

>>14512222
>>14512283
yup, ya got me, everything is going great. I'm not going to go into personal shit on 4chan but this society wrecked my life and I'm so scared by the lack of continuity of consciousness that I can't do anything. I've watched family die and the rest leave me. Food is one of the few things I can do right so I spend my time here. That girl reminds me of me.

>> No.14512331

>>14497638
I like to pick apart sandwiches and pizza. I'll eat it all, just in pieces and yes, with my fingers. I only do it when I'm alone because I figure that would gross people out.

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>>14509645
you have no idea who handled the packets or where they may have been stored

>> No.14512398

>>14512318
Dont kill yourself, pls, but you really arent the first or only person to go through any of this. My dad and my grandpa died in completely unrelated circumstances on the same night, by chance, and I found one of their bodies and had to be the one to break it to our family while dealing with the other - when I was 20, on leave in the military, then had to go back overseas to the middle east. With no mother even in the picture. I have 3 family members left total. Unless youre getting raped every day youll be ok.

>> No.14512440

>>14512398
no one is ok. I watched my mom die when I was 11. I went crazy, they locked me up until they could;t without trial. everyone gets old, becomes a nuisance and is abandoned. I don't have enough money to change things, neither do you. I could kill myself today, almost certainly wont. There is not a possible circumstance where things will get better. It;s just the truth.

>> No.14512460

>>14512398
just don't be mean about the dumb things parents do to make their kids happy. This reminds me of my dad taking me to the science museum over and over trying to cheer me up. It's the same face on the kid and the parent. Be nice to people who aren;t broken yet.

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>>14511931
jesus

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>>14512440
Sometimes from out the folded paper the pale clerk takes a ring:—the finger it was meant for, perhaps, moulders in the grave; a bank-note sent in swiftest charity:—he whom it would relieve, nor eats nor hungers any more; pardon for those who died despairing; hope for those who died unhoping; good tidings for those who died stifled by unrelieved calamities.

>>14511985
what else do they use scissors for? chives, cilantro, etc?

>>14511931
I looked up poorly lain asphalt, pic related. Will old age and death come for us all? Is there anything I can eat to stop it?

>>14511894
any particular kind of bread?

>> No.14512497

>>14510255
>Retarded on all fronts. Cholesterol has been researched thoroughly and we know exactly what is good and bad about certain aspects of its presence in your body. You're just a retard that didn't seek this information out.
Hahahahahahahahahah. Aahahahahahahahah.

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>>14512482
>what else do they use scissors for? chives, cilantro, etc?
Cutting meat, pancakes, noodles, herbs yes. Pretty much anything that you might want in smaller pieces which scissors would be able to get through as well as a knife.

>> No.14512511

>>14497638
Whenever I have large bits of bacon on a burger or pizza I'll pull them off and eat them separately, I don't really know why, I just enjoy eating those bits on their own first.

Though obviously you shouldn't do that kind of shit with company unless its super casual

>> No.14512513

>>14512482
I choose not to read that shittiest of books. Read Moby Dick and learn some whale fax

>> No.14512516

>>14497638
I assemble mini sandviches out of the foods on a plate if it's possible.
Turkey w/ mashed potatoes and biscuits? Clearly the best way to eat it is to threat the biscuits as buns and put the turkey and mash in between.

>> No.14512528

>>14512516
how whimsical. I just mix everything together.

>> No.14512535

>>14512482
> Is there anything I can eat to stop it?
Not necessarily STOP it but you can eat shit that makes your skin look nicer/healthier like olive oil, fish, vegetables + dark chocolate.

>> No.14512583

>>14511695
>get called nigger for eating steak in a niggery way

Well next time he shouldn't have been a nigger.

>> No.14512625

>>14512583
>eating steak in a niggery way
they only consume steak in the form of a shoplifted/food stamp-funded cheap-ass chuck steak cooked beyond well-done in an old non-stick frying pan that has never been washed, coated with cooking oil sludge and lawry's seasoning salt and maybe garlic powder if they are feeling fancy

>> No.14512890

>>14509339
I did this but i didnt spread it on another cracker. Just nibble on it. however i did it more often with PB&J. I would have my sandwich cut up into quarters and then chew up each quarter then spit it out, form it into a ball, then nibble on it.

>> No.14513207

>>14500908
The child looks like a fucking gremlin and you're a huge, sopping pussy.

>> No.14513228

>>14500915
Are you just going to ask every time you want to cap something instead of googling how to do it you impossible retard?

>> No.14513256

>>14511327
No, you're just fuckin dumb. American Italian food is endless variations of pasta and not much else. Italian food is much more varied.

>> No.14513377

>>14511327
>tomatoes originated in Americas
we've been using them for 500 years, before your country even existed.

>> No.14513563

>>14499189
you're doing it wrong.

i also eat only one meal a day and have been doing this for over 1 year. i am almost never hungry. once a month, i extend this from 24 hours to 48 hours; previously, i'd done up to 72 hrs or even 7 days.

you have to be keto. if you eat normally, you will be very hungry between fasting periods.

if you fast, you'll be in ketosis. if you break the fast with the one meal which is a keto meal, you'll stay in ketosis and then be full/sated all day until your next meal. the key is to stay in the ketosis that the fasting puts you in.

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>>14497639
Yes.

>> No.14513604

When I'm alone I'll make noodles, either ramen or spaghetti, and eat each individual noodle by holding onto one end and swallowing the other, so the noodle is simultaneously down my esophagus and outside my mouth, intact. Then I'll pull it all the way out, put it in my mouth, chew it, and swallow it normally. It's fun.

>> No.14513850

>>14497638
if i dont have any dip for crisps or crackers ill chew them up and then use the chewed up saliva mixture as dip

>> No.14513914

>>14497845
>one oyster please

lmao go fuck yourself retard. We buy em by the sack and eat them by the dozen.. Although RIP Apalachicola. They just shut down the fishery for the next three years in a last ditch effort to save it. FUCK YOU BP

>> No.14513983

>>14498464
You ate the same dog twice?

>> No.14514136

>>14513850
>>14512890
>>14511426
>>14509339
what in the goddamned fuck is wrong with you people?