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14494737 No.14494737 [Reply] [Original]

>hurr durr muh gravy makes the fries soggy
Let's clear something up for all the fags who don't get it. The kind of fries used to make poutine are not crispy. Ever. They come out of the oil (that hasn't been changed for weeks) brown, greasy, soft and soggy. That's how they're supposed to be, and that makes them perfect for the purpose of the dish. Nobody outside of Quebec had an actual poutine. Everyone else in Canada use crisp, golden fries for their shitty attempt at poutine, and they're fucking retarded for it. They made it their national dish, yet they don't even know how to make it properly.

>> No.14494741

Shutup faggot

>> No.14494745

>>14494737
This pasta has always sucked.

>> No.14494748

Stop making this stupid poutine thread.

>> No.14494752

>>14494748
no

>> No.14494760

>be American
>make soggy fries and gravy their national dish
this is why europe doesnt take burgers seriously

>> No.14494787

>>14494760
It's a Canadian dish, but whatever.

>> No.14494797

>>14494787
Disco fries came before poutine.

>> No.14494801

>>14494787
>but whatever
Why are Americans always so passive-agressive when you call them out on their obesity?

>> No.14494809

>>14494737
Pountine sucks bawlz .
Nasty shit that only pepsi drinkers would be proud of

>> No.14494816

>>14494797
>Poutine
>The dish was created in the Centre-du-Québec area in the late 1950s.[2]:12–31
>Disco fries
>french fries typically covered in mozzarella cheese and brown gravy, were popularized in New Jersey in the 1990s.[55] They gained their name in the 1970s for being a favourite of late-night diners, who often came from dancing at disco clubs.[56]

>> No.14494829

>>14494816
Cheese and gravy on fries was a thing in New Jersey since the Depression. The name just happened to come later.

>> No.14494831

>>14494801
Not an American, friendo. Try harder.

>> No.14494836

>>14494829
>source: your ass

>> No.14494851
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14494851

>>14494836
>Why yes, I trust everything I read on Wikipedia. How could you tell?

>> No.14494871

>>14494851
I'll trust the fact that nobody ever came up with a name for a similar dish in the United-States before the 1970, if there were, you could tell me what New Jersey fags from the Great Depression used to call it, give me a source, or even direct me to a wikipedia article.

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14494891

>>14494737
>Are we making poutine incorrectly?
>No, it's every other province who's wrong.

>> No.14494904

>>14494891
>everyone else outside of Canada and the midwest has to use grated cheese since they don't have access to cheese curds
>Are we making poutine incorrectly
>No, it's every other country who's wrong
Literally the same shit. You fags fucked the original dish up, and doubling down on your mistake through ad populum

>> No.14495177

>>14494904
I've been a wagi at Timmies and last year there was"Poutine" but I wouldn't call Timmies Poutine a real Poutine ever.

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14495289

>>14494737
foodie beauty is the poutine queen. you need to ask her about this

>> No.14495301

>>14495289
Looks like an amerifat to me, she can't be the poutine queen

>> No.14495325
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14495325

>>14495301
she is 100% french-canadian poutine queen, pleb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMMnt131pg

>> No.14495328

>>14495325
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdrRPDufvw

>> No.14495331

>>14494831
ok obese American

>> No.14495352

>>14494737
are you trying to force this copypasta into a meme or some shit? because it really lacks appeal.

>> No.14495362

>>14494737
I agree with this. Somehow all these separate ingredients I like are turned into a disgusting sloppa shit that defies logic and tastes as though it has already been digested and shat out in a cup.
Fuck poutine.

>> No.14495383

>>14495331
>ok obese american
*Ok, obese American.
The people who speak English as a second language are ruining this site.

>> No.14495415

>>14495383
"OK" should be fully capitalized, unless spelled phonetically as "Okay". Including the punctuation to make it "O.K." is also acceptable.
Okay?

>> No.14496768

>implying the English weren't eating chips, cheese and gravy donkey's years before your shithole continent was considered a couple countries.

>> No.14497282

>>14494737
>a fast food item is a national dish
do canadians really?

>> No.14497650

>>14495325

The fries might be soggy but my cock is rock hard I need a BBW on my face right now

>> No.14497658

>>14495415
Haha based

>> No.14497770

>>14494871
new jersey btfo

>> No.14498187

>>14496768
potato is a product of the new world, silly.