/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cheez

Good milk, good egg, good fry water.
Good omelette.

>>14492865
First step is learning how to use apostrophes correctly.

>>14493178
>fry water
What?

Here is me with a fan i met while walking when i was outside

>>14493275
based

>>14492865
By not fretting over egg
>>14493372
I need to know what the post was

>>14493450
It was me Frankie

>>14493456
You look familiar
>pic related

Armstrong was the good guy of MGR:R.

>>14492865
>sausage
>bacon
>black olives
>mushrooms
>cheddar
>green onion garnish

>>14492865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk

>>14492865
You can't. Omelets will never procreate. It's just nature.

>>14494272
So sad. I cry everytime. Did you know that all omelettes die virgins? Take that bigots

>>14494336
Eggs aren’t fertilized when you buy them

>>14494354
And omlettes arent functioning organisms you fucking retard

>>14494354
>>14494336
>>14494272

I sometimes fertilize omelettes myself. My girlfriend loves fertilizer eggs

>>14493241
a new reddit meme

>>14493450
what's the archive that starts with a W where u can see deleted posts???
Here is me on the way to fuck your mom if one of you faggots don't reply

>>14494449
weeaboo.co.uk

>>14492865
first you need to master your physique

>>14492865
1. buy 24 eggs
2. fuck every egg
3. burn ALL the fucking eggs
and from the ashes, the mother of all omelettes will be born

>>14494872
Cringe

>>14492865
Fold it over 1000 times so it can cut through any other omelette with ease

>>14494893
why are non americans so extra

>>14493178
>Milk
Being this fucking dumb, just use eggs and toppings. I stopped using milk in my omelettes when I was 10 and could cook it without overheating it. inb4 reddit poster.

>>14492865
Define "mother of"...

The classic omelette - hi heat, 2-3 well beaten eggs, stir a bit to stiffen up the egg without browning anything, season, shuffle, flip, fold on the dismount. Any filling to be pre-prepped because this bastid's done in 90 seconds.

Nefarious Egg Vomit (more of a tortilla most of the time) - 4-6 eggs, and whatever needs to go from the fridge. Fry meats, potatoes and veggies over high heat, drop to med-low, add eggs, stir so as to not burn, season, top with whatever sauces and cheese, broil until egg pizza.

>>14496158
>Nefarious Egg Vomit
i made this with onions, mushrooms and bacon and it was delicious

>>14495236
>extra
what fucking decade are you living in

>>14492865
Practice

>>14492865
Wouldnt that just be a cooked chicken?

>>14496174
toss in a bit of sage and shallot, and top with sharp cheese and you got yourself a proper vom. Onion, mushroom and bacon is just cheating, and easy mode can only yield frittatas.

>>14496205
I like the cut of your jib.

>>14494796
the Chad lanklet vs the virgin meathead

>blocks your path

eggs, butter, gruyere cheese like in france. i had one there. we stuff too much shit in that doesnt work. veggies get too watery. stop. just stop.

>>14494893
MILLION TIMES FOLDED EGG