/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14491692
>not making your own mayo

>>14491692
It depends. How many gallons of mayo do you use per month? Answer that and maybe we can help you.

Salad cream senpai. Bongs know whats up

>>14491692
>he doesnt handwip his own mayo
Laughinggirls.exe

Use Miracle Whip like any sane person.
It tastes better, anyway.

>>14491698
5 minimum

>mayo

semen...

>>14491692
A salad is a combination of vegetables, not a bowl of condiment.

>>14491692
Olive oil you fat, inbred, retarded, ugly, obese fucking amerifat.

>>14491720
kek

>shortage
>there's at least 100 lbs in that pic

>>14491692
vinaigrette
or make some mayo

>>14491944
IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!

WHAT?!! This can't be real...who the fuck hoardes a condiment?

>>14491996
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>>14491692
buy rapeseed oil, eggs, colemans mustard power, vinegar, a whisk and a bowl.

>>14491692
Vinaigrette.
Unless you're making a potato salad mayo is just a weird dressing. And even then, a good vinegar, some oil, mustard if you will, dash of salt and pepper ; that's all you really need.

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Maybe learn to make your own, i.e. cook?

>>14491692

>>14491944
Exactly. There are several gallons of mayonnaise right there, in at least six different varieties.
More likely explanation is some lazy nigger on stocking duty was too high to go to work, or maybe got fired for stealing.

There's plenty of mayo. the fuck u talking about

>>14491692
Olive oil and vinegar you amerilard

>>14491692
Don't be a fag, try thousand island dressing. Break that wish bone in your favor!

>>14492338
That means so much from ludicrous foreign fags seething, just seething beyond reality.

>>14491692
What a lot of people don't understand is to sometimes let that wish bone break in your girl's favor.

Throw em a bone so to speak, unless your daughter then its different.

Just make some in a food processor, bruv. It's easy
>1 room temp of whole egg
>a couple tablespoons of lemon juice
>splash of white wine vinegar
>salt
>a tiny amount of dijon
>1 cup of a neutral oil like grapeseed or something

Put everything besides oil in food processor. Run on high and drip the oil into it very slowly. Should take like five minutes to do it. Then you're done

>>14491718
How fat are you? Be honest. How deep is the cheeto dust on your keyboard? Be honest

>>14492402
Sounds pretty good, might try.

>>14491692
it's baffling to me that you actually consume so much mayonnaise to warrant so huge containers

>>14493033
What are you? Gay?

>>14492353
Rhode Island sauce shits on that.

>>14491692
American sausage fingers typed this post.

>>14492402
>whole egg
No

stfu u nigger

>>14491692
I just ate a nice salad that cost maybe $1.oo. Ripped iceberg, thin sliced carrot, thin sliced celery, julienne vidalia onion, a little balsamic vinaigrette, thinly shaved romano cheese, black pepper, and a pinch of kosher salt.

>>14491697
normally these kinda responses piss me off... but making mayo is so stupidly easy that i if there actually was a situation where you wanted it and couldnt buy it, making it would be reasonable.
Fuck, if you own an immersion blender its LITERALLY 2 minutes of gathering the ingredients and mixing. And you'll end up with something thats better and it might actually end up costing less too. Only downside with the homemade stuff is you really have to use it within 1 week(and since its amount is tied to 1 egg, you really can only make it in 1 cup sizes at minimum).

>>14492353
I see your Wishbone and raise you a Ken's

>>14491692
FUGG

lol, make your mayo you retarded homosexual, takes like 2 minutes at max and it taste way better
god you fucking disgusting fat homosexual americans are so trashy

>>14491692
>dyuur how do I make vinegar egg sauce

Do Americans really put mayo on salads?

>>14491692
>he didn't hoard the mayo

>>14491944
>at least 100 lbs in that pic
You mean only 100lbs in that pic.

I really can't nail making homemade mayo, it always has a really weird aftertaste. Maybe I need a different oil.

>>14491692
I bet you make coleslaw with mayonnaise as well, you ignorant cunt.

>>14491692
mayo is stupidly easy to make

seasoning: (good quality) olive oil, squeezed lemon/balsamic vinegar, salt & pepper

>>14491718
I hope you die.

all the vegan mayos never go out of stock check the healthy vegan section

>>14491692
I use oil instead of mayo to make salads. Mayo is fucking nasty in quantities enough for salad.