/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sounds like it, interesting piece of history.

I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. "Well, so do I!" Then let's form a club. OK, but we need some more stipulations. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? "I'm for 'em!" Well, this club is formed.

>>14481495
Sounds like someone is bitter about not being able to join the club

>>14481505
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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>>14481521
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

>>14482645
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

>>14481460
He didn't invent it, though. The concept was already floating around, and he likely copied it. He just happened to be a person of some influence who came to be known for doing it often, so became the namesake.

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>>14482666
Acid was my favorite drug. Acid opened up my mind, it expanded my mind. Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.

>>14482747
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.

>>14482765
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.

>>14482772
I like the public hot tub at the hotels, the whirlpool. I like to go there when there's a guy in there already and say "Hey, man, you mind if I join ya?" And he says "no." Then I go and I turn the whirlpool heat up. Then I come by and I add some carrots and onions... then I say "Hey man, just simmer for ahw-I mean, sit there."

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>>14481495
lol wtf am I reading

>>14482797
I think it's Hedberg, which means he's a redditor

>>14482797
Mitch Hedburg stand up. One of the greatest comedians ever

>>14482816
This. No fun allowed for the grim seasoned 4channer in his ultimate form.

>>14481495
Let's look at the humble club sandwich

Three pieces of toasted white bread. Need that extra step of crisping the bread so it will not leak.

The meat. The club offers the perfect meat for the customer. Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef. That is not including crispy bacon on all of the above. Notice the thickness of meats. There is no (((accounting))) department running the kitchen on portions.

Lettuce and tomato from local farms provide the roughage and delicate flavors of nature. By adding the tomatoes and lettuce on the different sides, it prevents drips while playing cards and discussing your poor performance on the golf course earlier.

We dress it with only the best mayonnaise whipped up daily. This improves the richness overall and also keeps dark people out of the club who cannot understand fine dining.

To keep social etiquette intact, the humble toothpick is used to provide a stable platform yest a gentleman get tomato stains on his evening wear. The added colored cellophane is to show the club's commitment to aesthetics than a simple stake.

You see, we developed the club sandwich as an elegant solution to hunger. The ingredients are top rate, the preparation requires extra time. This is a sandwich for the afternoon or late evening after conducting business. It's heartiness allows for leisure to continue and business to continue through social interaction of the community.

The club sandwich represents an era where men took pride in their work. Where a cultured hard working man would be welcomed into the club with open arms and a sandwich prepared for nobility lets Cicero's new man discover the superiority of the country club, and it's signature sandwich.

>>14482772
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

>>14482777
Daaaaamn, some motherfucker got trips and I didn't?! This is some bullshit man. I'm gonna make a sandwich because this is /ck/ and I got a hankering.

>>14481460
>sandwich
>between 2 slices of bread
Therefore, burgers and hot dogs are not sandwiches.

>>14482908
I can see how you might think that way with hotdogs, but burgers are definitely sandwiches. A bun is bread, and when you cut it in half, you now have two slices of bread with which you sandwich the meat and toppings.

>>14483094
Two halves of a bun is not two slices of bread nor even two slices of bun.

>>14483111
what about a submarine sandwich on an italian loaf or a sandwich on a baguette?

>>14482877
I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much fuckin' meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "What would you like sir?" "A pastrami sandwich." "Anything else?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people."

>>14483111
You're wrong.

>>14483346
Damn, Jews btfo

>>14482908
>a bun isn't bread
Kys your self

>>14483361
I am not. Slice in this context is recognized in a colloquial sense, not as a strict geometric definition. Cut a loaf of bread in half and see how many people consider those halves to be slices.

>>14483152
Not true sandwiches, but called as such for the sake of comparative recognition.

>>14483443
Your mom's a slice. A thicc slice and I filled her buns.

>>14483459
my mom has AIDS

welcome to the world of AIDS

>>14483482
Nah I just hot dogged her, I am a sandwich man after all.

>>14482875
Based white people

>>14483346
I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbecue and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like it.

>>14484491
I have a cheese shredder at home. That's a positive name for it: cheese shredder. They don't call it by its negative name because nobody would buy it... sponge ruiner.