/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14471676
>chop lettuce
>chop veggies of choice
>throw in deli meat
>throw in cheese
bone apple tea

>>14471676
I have the same problem, salads I make at home are never as good as those I eat at restaurants for reasons I can't comprehend.

>>14471676
>how do I make a salad
Next time you are eating your favorite Subway salad take a out a pen and paper and write down all the different ingredients you are eating. Then you can go to the store and buy them and mix them together.

>>14472101
everything from restaurants is most likely salted to hell to make it last longer
just salt everything

>>14472280
Really?

>>14471676
>chop veggies
>slat
>peppa
>sauce it
you are now a certified sandwich artist

>>14471676
I do not eat salad because I am not a vegan marxist SJW college professor who loves "diversity food" like caesar salad which I have reason to believe was invented by a MEXICAN where they speak the same language as the ANTIFA SOCIALISTS in VENEZUELA. You can take those noxious slimy vegetables and overwhelming pepperoni slices and shove them where the sun don't shine, kid. Steak. Whisky. Done. Self-reliant masculine man food for a real strong independent hero who gets triggered by a piece of cloth on my face.

>>14473653
Vegetables no, meats and dressings tend to be heavily salted or contain msg.

>>14474434
You're not as amusing as you think you are and your friends only laugh to placate you

Just order salad from Jet's Pizza, I get the "Greek"