/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14466300

Need to fuck her anon. You guys belong with each other. Wait for her shift to end and wait for her behind the restaurant. Offer to walk her to her car. She'll love it!

Hide in the dumpster and conveniently jump out when she empties the garbage

You were obviously just looking for your phone

Also, being covered in familiar smells will mark you as one of her tribe, her cloaca should unfold instantly

>>14466300
The magic conch has spoken.

>>14466300
Show her this image. Guaranteed pussy.

>>14466340
Wow is that real???

>>14466311
This. She may start hyperventilating due to the excitment, so make sure you have a plastic shopping bag in hand, when you approach her.

>>14466340
Now that's some real skill. How does he get out of there, though?

>>14466300
Get out of your town, you're being stalked.

>>14466340
>>14466347
>>14466357
This is what 90% of people on this board don't understand. Most are just looking at the cat behaving in a way that is different to how it normally would in a deliberate, repeated fashion. This is certainly noteworthy; but it's also the definition of what animal training is. Training the cat to dance in itself is impressive but not unprecedented. What is so amazing about this is the specific moves the cat is pulling in its routine. The movements are not within the realms of normal cat flexibility. The strength and balance required have been learned into that cat over months, if not years of practice. Incredible.

>>14466340

/ck/ memes are so shit

Lads I'm serious. It's been several weeks since I've seen this particular girl at this particular place and it's a pretty busy restaurant.

>>14466300
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?