/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14455330
I've seen a lot of Anglos cook rice like that.

She can cook my rice

>>14455330
>white people

Yes. For some reason my family has always cooked it like this and it’s shit.

>asian dumbfuck doesn't understand what parboiled rice is

>>14455384
>>14455442
British Asians aka Indians

>>14455384
no we don't

>>14455479
you don't parboil rice for fried rice

you use day old rice

>>14455330
What the UNBLEACHED FUCK.

>>14455330
>LE FUNNY VIETNAMESE ACCENT XDDD

>>14455479
What parboiled rice is is fucking garbage which is all you deserve you prewetted toilet paper square of a human.

thats how a lot of indians cook basmati rice. rinsing rice and boiling it in a lot of water so that the grains are fully separated. of course it would trigger a lot of east/south east asians who never cook rice that way.

>>14455569
it is funny

Honestly as an asian I freaked out when I saw my white friend cooked rice like this an made an ass of myself, kind of a humiliating memory.
No point in judging.

>>14455569
He sound Chinese.

>>14455330
I look creepily similar to this guy. I know all asians look the same but I'm literally like a fat version of this dude wtf

>>14455569
>>14455855
It’s a malaysian accent you dumb passportless flyovers. Go back to your blue lives matter Facebook groups

>>14455978
>uhhh it's not vietnamese you racist bigot it's MALAYSIAN! god how could you not tell the difference? racist ass white people

>>14455978
> Malaysian comedian and content creator based in London, UK. Creator of Uncle Roger and Rice To Meet You podcast.

Oh...so he's a 'comedian" who is making a "character" to be "funny'.

Seems kinda racist, to be quite honest desu sempai

>>14455978
My family is cantonese and honestly I assumed he was cantonese and putting on a fake accent.

>>14455330
I want to see uncle roger's master class on rice

>>14455330
>rice is the same as pasta right?

>>14457015
The red variety is cooked the same way as pasta.
Blue varieties are cooked in a rice cooker or pot.

If you don't want to lose the characteristic aroma of the rice, you can use a rice cooker or pot.

>>14455330
I'm not asian but this makes even me ashamed. OH HERRO TODAY I MAKE A LICE OH BEE BEE SHEE VEWY WING PONG PING PONG U RIKE-A VIDEO IF ME DO ASIAN VOICE?

>>14455978

what part of China are Malaysians from?

>>14455442
Yeah, I noticed that too.
>>14455542
>no we don't
Yes we fucking do. Seen it too many times, including myself. The only thing I've never seen is washing the fucking rice AFTER cooking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjbnan6uUo

>>14457256
No one in this thread realizes he's faking his accent.

That is sad AF.

he's right lol, just buy a fucking rice cooker

>>14457541
From the way he's pronouncing it, he's from Beijing or something?
The Chinese in the south have a much lower voice.

>ching chong bugman subhuman chink shit thinks he has the authority on rice cooking process
the roach I stepped on last night has a much more inportant role in this world than this dog eating virus mutation vessel filth

>>14457609
wew calm down cletus, shouldn't you be fucking your sister and making more retards in your backwater county?

>>14457609
imagine talking shit about asians like this on a weeb image board, ooooo boy.

>>14457609
american cheese detected

>it's another "SEAmonkeys try desperately to be relevant to cooking" thread
It's okay. We know you faggots grew up on tinned meats and instant noodles. Take this opportunity to show us how a real equatorial asian cooks his rice before dumping a tin of spam and a cup of powdered seasonings on top.
Wà là.

>>14457592
No, he has a normal american accent. Watch his other videos.

>>14457659
You forgot the burnt extracrispy sunnyside up egg on top. Gotta make it authentic jungle food.

>>14456539
>>14456508
>get your dumb ass bullshit pointed out
>WHY YOU CALLING ME RACIS
Nah you're just stupid, it's okay.

>>14457669
>>14457541
Why do burgers always seem to think no one has an accent?

>>14456539
This, he's a complete racist. Just because he's of chinese decent doesn't make it okay for him to do stereotype caricatures. Even in his other videos, he was being racist against others, despite complaining about racism. So he's a racist and a hypocrite.

>>14457716
You can't be racist when you're a part of a racially discriminated group, bigot.

>waaah why can’t I dress in blackface?

>>14457398
Basmati is best rice

>>14457743
The only ethnic group that has suffered more than the Blacks, and thus is allowed to make jokes about them, is the Jews. Are you Jewish? Didn't think so.

>>14457592
>The Chinese in the south have a much lower voice.
Wtf you on about.

The Chinese from the south are where all the screeching chink stereotypes come from because they're the first ones to immigrate. They're loud high-pitched and argumentative.

AAAAIYAA

>>14455330
I've had retards on /ck/ tell me I'm retarded for using a rice cooker and that you just throw water and rice in a pot, cover with lid and cook, then strain the rice to remove the water.

Fucking bonkers these people think that's how rice is supposed to be made.

>HERRO WHY YOU AFFLAID OF FRY RYE??? IT'S EEEASSYYY HAAAAYYYAAAAA

>>14458165
Is the rice cooker significantly better than a covered pot and some water? I usually avoid appliances since I have limited space, but if there’s a significant difference I might get one.

>>14458165
>I'm retarded for using a rice cooker
No, you are just a hipster chasing after some meme "authenticity".
Rice can be prepared and cooked multiple ways.
Boiling in water and draining or by absorption. Both are valid.
I wash it and boil it in water and strain, refrigerate it over night and then fry it with burnt butter the next day.

>>14458216
>Is the rice cooker significantly better than a covered pot and some water?
No.

A rice cooker is just convenient to have and a fool-proof way of cooking rice, but you can achieve the same result on the stove, as people have been doing before electricity.

I will say, though, that I've never been able to cook brown rice on the stove better than on the rice cooker.

>>14458261
Yeah that's what I figured. My brown rice could use a little boost, but I'm not shelling out the money and space for something that's ostensibly unnecessary.

>>14455330
>Blaming white people

She's not fucking white

>>14455330
>Uncle Roger
is there anything more cringe than calling yourself Uncle?

>>14455570
What kind of an insult is that?

>>14455569
he's chinese malay

>>14459163
It's a compliment.