/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14448291
>shit
should've stopped there

>not a vegetable to be found

>>14448291
that has to be like 8000 calories at least. how much do you fucking weigh?

>>14448291
how much did you store for later? or did you eat cold food? cant imagine anyone eating all that fast enough before it gets cold

>>14448291
Do Americans really do this? Put food on their bed?

I miss these days OP, hope you enjoyed it.

don't put your game console near greasy food, you idiot.

And where are napkins for said greasy food?

Jeez, at least TB anon uses bed sheets.

>>14448308
A Ben and Jerry's pint averages like 1000 calories alone.

>>14448291
do you really not have bedsheets...?

let me guess, you wear shoes indoors too, right?

get a job faggot

>>14448291
>shit was so cash
I hate Americans.

>>14448345
lurk more idiot

>>14448345
Respect Guy you fucking faggot

>>14448325
>at least TB anon uses bed sheets
yeah, as a shirt

>>14448291
>>14448329
1180

>>14448428
yeah but nobody eats like an entire pint in one sitting. that's insane.

>>14448291
i miss being young enough when this wouldn't make me feel like complete shit for 36 hours after eating it

>>14448434
Nigga I've eaten 4 litres in one sitting, on multiple occasions.

>>14448434
>fat fuck OP posts a meal for one but is meant for 5
>doesn't expect the fat fuck to eat the entire pint in one sitting
lurk more

>>14448458
that's almost as many liters of blood that you have

>>14448291
>HP
>unevenly seasoned fries
>the switch that can't dock
>two cans of shit tasting sugar water
>BBQ chicken? I really can't tell what that is
>the fucking abomination of a pizza on the left
>extra cheese
>one of the worst B&J flavors
>no fucking sheets
this keeps getting worse the longer I look

>>14448291
God I love a good cheese pizza like that. It's so simple yet so delicious and it doesn't weigh you down as much as a pizza with additional toppings, you don't feel as full after eating one cheese pizza

>>14448291
do you have an onlyfans? haha just wondering, watching you stuff yourself silly as you rub your belly would be nice.

What's a good price for a 32cm diameter pizza from a delivery service in your area? wondering if I pay too much or too little

>>14448474
Probably why I felt sick as fuck

>yo MFC chicken
hello based UK kebab shop mode?

>>14448345

>>14448291
Jesus fucking Christ OP, are you 6 lbs? I don't even think 4 people can eat that much.

>>14448291
That's nice. I hope you and your friends had a good time eating all that food and hanging out together.

>>14448945
>are you 6 lbs
I would wager higher but that's just me

>>14448979
I meant 600 but it could always be more.

>>14448291
It would take me two weeks to eat all of those things

>>14449049
Are you a child/woman?
Lets be generous and say each pizza is 2500 calories
Again lets be super generous and say the fries are around 600, and the chicken is 800. Each coke can is 150 so add 300. Now the pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish food is 1180. Add that all together you get a total of 7880. Now you claim this would take you two weeks to get through, so 7880 divided by 14 should give us your total daily caloric intake.
Its 562.
For reference that is only slightly higher than the caloric intake recommended for newborn babies. If it is true that this is how much your body needs to maintain itself, you should not feel in any way superior to OP. a 5'9 150 lb woman burns 1100 more calories than that with absolutely no exercise.

>>14449122
I don't eat much. I'm underweighted (49 kg), so I probably don't eat as much calories ane everything as I should.

>>14449147
Sorry to hear that bro, i got a bit heated because i thought you were using hyperbole, didn't realize you were a genuine skelly. My bad. Hope it works out okay for you.

>>14448434
Next time you see a fatty ask him how mich ice cream he eats in one sitting

>>14449165
>i got a bit heated because i thought you were using hyperbole,
do you have actual autism, who gets that upset by hyperbole anyways lol

>>14448291
I feel like a sperg if I order cheese pizza but the toppings make it too greasy

>>14449165
Thanks

>>14448291
looks pretty good. when was the last time you saw your benis?

>>14448298
tomato sauce

>>14448291
I can't believe I used to eat like this

>>14448298
Jalapenos

get your electronics away from the pizza you greasy fuck

>>14448434
y-yeah...

>>14448291

>2 pizzas

If you arent sharing than that is just a waste of pizza. Who eats two pizzas in one sitting?

>>14448317

There are 350 million Americans, yes, more than 1 have probably put food on their bed over the course of history.

>>14448291
the strange thing about ur average fatass is that they somehow also buy 99% prepared food

even if those are $6 dollar pizzas, everything in the OP image must have cost, what, $25 all told? Unless I'm going out to eat with people (which, for obvious reasons... hasn't been the case lately), my daily food budget almost never exceeds $6. That's less than a quarter of what OP's image must have cost, and I know for a fact that the tubbiest goblinos are capable of consuming such quantities in a single sitting.

op where do you get money for food?

>>14448291
ah yes nothing like junk food and bideo james to distract you from your crippling depression and hopeless future.

>>14448298
Are you colorblind? Genuinely wanna know kek

>>14448291
That's not all for you, right anon? right?

>>14448298
define 'vegetable', amerishart.

>>14448434
Not really

>>14448345
>old people post

>>14448298
And, lanklet? /ck/ needs to band you freaks desu, we get it, you drink water, eat celery and get DOMS from curling 2.5kg. fuck off.

>>14448298
>vegetable

>>14448291
Needs a plastic handle of shitty vodka

>>14448291
>Switch lite

Your wife's boyfriend needs a better job

>>14450413
I came here to make this same post.
Also, jesus christ op, at least put on a fitted sheet you fucking cuck.

>>14448393
lol got him

>>14448298
pizza is a vegetable

>>14448291
This is disgusting, get your fucking console out of your food. This is why you are a virgin at 35. Two cokes and a pint of icecream... this your last meal before the foot amputation?
eat a vegetable

>>14448434
This has to be a troll. Im fat. Not OP fat but BMI overweight... I don't know a single grown ass man (fat, rail thin, regular) that can't finish a pint if they chose to.

>>14449868
This. My average daily food expenditure is like $5.50

>>14448518
Who are you quoting?

>>14448434
>yeah but nobody eats like an entire pint in one sitting. that's insane.

Haha, yeah man you tell em...

>>14448291
>be me
>tell strangers online I'm a neet to avoid my personal information online
>the ruse works too well and every drama post about me is 99 percent wrong with a few truths

Internet, never one time

>>14448434
A pint is the recommended serving.

op is either 300 pounds or only eats 1 meal every 3 days

>>14448434
I do and I'm 130 lbs. It's not that much Ice cream

>>14448291
>only 2 cokes
NGMI

Gaming is for leftist homosexuals.

>>14450367
Jews are fucking goblins.

>>14450973

this is true by law in the united states if i recall

>>14448291
Replace the cokes with a 2ltr of whole milk and I would scoff that down

I usually take the quattro, royal boursin and chicken tonderi.
Three kebabs with three cans of coke and three serving of fries for €20, not bad at all.

>>14448298
Because it's taking the picture.

>>14448298
There are at least 4 different kind of vegetables on the picture.

>>14452437
>Gaming is for leftist homosexuals.
based and truthpilled

>>14453041

lol ok muhammad

>>14448345
newfag

>>14453044
Top Kek

Friendly reminder that every single one of us will die alone

>>14451676
Maybe for beer but not for ice, you fat fuck

>>14448317
I’m triggered by the Switch on the inside of the pizza box. Didn’t even notice the pizza boxen are directly on the mattress…

>>14448294
Fpbp

>>14448291
>eating on bed
you animal

>>14448322
Americans Never use napkins i'll never understand it

>>14454171

Please Explaining to me the hair dryer

>>14448291
Please tell me you ate that shit with a friend or something

>>14454171
What the fuck is the topping of your pizza

Why do they never have sheets on the bed?

>>14448291
I had burittos tonight that I made and still have enough for at least 3-4 more meals. Please dont tell me you ate all this in one sitting.

>>14448554
You're disgusting

>>14449212
It is you who has the autism that was a perfectly acceptable exchange.

>>14448434

>>14453041
What are these? Are they like subs? Are they good?

>>14448434
OP does.

>>14454211
Not them, but it looks like BBQ and Buffalo chicken pieces.

>>14453731
Nope i'm a white ass but you're right in a sense those shops are always owned by arabs and it's awkward when i call them for delivery, they have a fucking weird accent and i can't understand them half the time.

>>14454314
It's pita bread with a spicy sauce, lettuce, onions, tomatoes with lot of meat of your choice and cheese

>>14448434
>>14448428
I literally did that yesterday, and the day before

>>14448434
based retard

>>14448298
What would you classify a potato as

>>14449213
>I feel like a sperg if I order cheese pizza
Why are white people so autistic?

>>14448291
If you ate all that in one day, you need to go to Fat Camp

>>14448291
>buying the switch lite

>>14448291
based NEET chad.
I'm going deeper in to debt and unemployed, but I think tomorrow I'll have a NEET feast too.
Gonna buy some fresh blueberries, 4 pints of icecream, a few bottles of fancy ale and maybe some freshly baked soft pretzels.
Going to also buy overpriced Thai made Kewpie mayo for 15$ because I'm too damn curious about how it tastes

>>14448291
Is that a Nintendo Switch? Based.

>>14448298
French fries
But yes, tomatoes and jalapeños are fruit so that's true at least

>>14454171
Do americans really eat with guns on their desks?

>>14455710
Thats a leafblower anon

>>14455710
>>14455845
That's a hair dryer, you idiots.

>>14455848
ohhhh

>putting your console right next to a greasy meal, inside a greasy, oily box
Why? WHYYY?

>>14455924
Nintoddlers, anon. Nintoddlers.

>>14452447
ashkenazi kikes are white

>>14448298
blind nigga

>>14455924
don't forget on his bed with no sheets so there's grease soaking through the cardboard onto his mattress

>>14450973
this but unironically

>>14454047
no bedsheets too, yuck.

>>14449910
jalepenos are fruit

>>14456407
you're a fruit

>>14448434
Y-yeah, n-no one would ever do that.

>>14448334
Didn't wanna show the pee stains.

>>14453046
all I can see are the potatoes from the fries and while tomatoes are technically actually a fruit, most people call them a vegetable so i'll count that too.
but that's still only 2

>>14448291
your fucking ice cream is going to melt

>>14448291
make your fucking bed faggot

>>14448960

>>14448291
based

>>14448291
fat fuck

>>14448291
put some goddamn sheets on your bed

>>14449868
>, my daily food budget almost never exceeds $6
OP is a fatass but how poor are you? The amount of poorfags on /ck/ make me laugh.

>>14448291
>not just a pizza, a coca zero and meat on the side
You could get about the same amount of enjoyment for way less health hazard

>>14454171
>protein powder with pizza

Enjoy not shitting for two weeks.

>>14448291

>Switch Lite.

Come on, I by default wound up 'soy as fuck' finding a Switch in June but I was able to get it at MSRP. A Switch Lite is like taking the bitch route.

>>14454839
Starch

>>14448434
Those aren't that big. It's easy to finish off one in a sitting.

>>14455710
Yeah. What if someone tries to break in to steal dinner?

>>14448291
based and comfy

>>14456258
no

>>14454701
>spicy sauce
is it sweet too? because if so that's disgusting

calling things cash is so fucking gay

>>14458646
yes

>>14450367
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE HAIRY PUSSY ?


AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED?

>>14448518
idk the chees epizza lookin gud

>>14449049
this is excessive. this is like 2 days of food at the most. who would save leftover fast food that long

>>14455710
thats not a gun and im not that guy but yes there is a gun on my desk and i eat exclusively at my desk

i find it funny youre so disconnected from firearms you think that hair dryer is a gun

>>14458618
more like if my wife brings me stir fry again im gonna blow my brains out infront of her

>>14458864
Calling things cash was cash in 2008

>>14448291
you gonna eat that switch?

>>14453044
Kekked and CHEQUED

>>14448291
>leaving the icecream out
Hope you like cream soup

>>14457130

Real talk, nobody wants to cook until they can't afford not to. Then you discover your talent. I never had to cook until I couldn't ubereats subway anymore and I was running out of money. Then I started loving it

>>14454211

it's a crepe uncultured retard

what do you do for income?
thats like a damn near 50dollar meal if you include delivery fees and shit.

im some sort of neet? but i go to the foodbanks and stuff. i also socialize with all my free time. not neet

>>14459038
based retard

>>14451233
After all these fucking years on this site, why do you people still post this? Greentext is a thing. It's been a thing for over a decade. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

>>14456258
Not a chance my nigga

>>14455924
Yall be autistic Tbh, no capp

>>14448434
Fatass-tier? Yes. Insane? No. I could clear one easy if I was drunk or high.

>>14448535
I'd like to jerk you gently and play with your nutsack while you play video games. I'm a guy btw.

>>14448345
>shit was so cash
lurk moar baka

>>14448291
>greasy food next too electronics
>grease leaving a wet spot like some fat bitch on his fresh sheets
>lines up everything in straight little lines, displaying pleb tier ocd
>thinks his bowels wont hate him
I hope your the first to go in the impending race war.

>>14448434

>>14461138
stop talking like a nigger

>>14456465
Damn, that thing is more attractive then some friends girlfriends.

>>14461378

>>14453044
checked and based, fucking lol op btfo

>>14448291
>phish food
c'mon
half baked

>>14448291
love you OP

>>14448291
Fatass

>>14453044
witnessed and keked

>>14448291

>>14448291
you didn't eat it all alone, right..? that's like a meal for 4 adults right there

>>14463657

I'd eat this much solo after a week where I've not eaten so much

t. 125 pound 23m

>>14448434