/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14439539
To feminize young boys and make girls hit puberty faster

>>14439543
>make girls hit puberty faster
Based milk industry

Still is in Canada
>tfw Big Milk

>>14439539
Is..is that a.. Female girl? Drinking milk?

>>14439539
To sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.

it was just an ad campaign
same as beef, it's what's for dinner
and pork, the other white meat

>>14439579
Why though? Everybody knows about the existence of milk, beef and pork. There is no advertisement needed.

>>14439579
Yea but the whole "got milk" shit was clearly sexualised campaigning compared with the meats

>>14439613
Not really, a lot of the ads featured famous Male athletes and one featured old men beating the shit out of dudes trying to mug them. If you find that sexy you're fucking weird.

>>14439705
Females exist anon

>>14439613
If they'd exclusively used milfs it would've been more effective on me for sure

>>14439539
It was promoted as a healthy drink for children and as an alternative to soda in schools, coming off of the realization in the late 90s and early 2000s that fast food was really bad for you, and for kids in particular (because they need lots of minerals and other developmental materials that adults don't.)

>>14439539
because farmers are the ultimate welfare queens and for a while they thought advertising would trick people into drinking cow pus

that failed so now they've turned to convincing mentally ill wh*teoids that drinking cow pus is the only way they will ever have sex

>>14439710
Prove it faggot

>>14439606
because if you see it all the time you're more conditioned to buy it

>>14439539
>>14439539
very old link but it answers your question as to how "they" work
https://www.agri-pulse.com/articles/4559-dairy-group-announces-partnerships-to-pump-up-fluid-milk-consumption

>>14439539
Because milk is literally good for you and has a lot of vitamins and minerals kids may not get otherwise. The push was mainly that obesity spiked in the 90s and milk was a simple, inexpensive choice for lazy parents who otherwise fed their kids with junk food to buy and serve with a meal. Schools served it, so the campaign also worked to get kids to drink the milk that came with their lunches because their idols told them to.

>>14439775
Okay but why milk?

Got milk?

>>14439837
who is that? looks like some chick i had a history class with once

>>14439830
Why eggs? Why beef? Why fucking Coca-Cola? Why does anyone advertise anything? To make money, stupid.

>>14439713
BUILT FOR B B C

>why did milk sellers advertise milk
good question

>>14439713
good god

>>14439713

Women like this is why prostitution should be legal. Niggas wouldn't lose their shit around over women like this if they could just legally pay to fuck a bitch.

>>14439722
tenda spencer spotted.

>>14439539
(((some studies)))

>>14439837
That's a gay man

>>14439722
I see you are an intellectual

>>14439539
Because they wanted to sell more milk

>>14439927
>>14439918
This pattern also makes me thirsty

>>14439539
MOO!

>>14439539
school shootings

>>14439722
seething brownie or intolerant fag

>>14440289
I wouldn't want her angry at me in a dark alley.

>>14440316
he’ll land it eventually

>>14439539
The American dairy industry is heavily government subsidized. The government wants you to drink more milk so they can downsize their 1.4 billion pound stockpile of cheddar cheese.

>>14439713
Just look at those eyebrows on her, she looks like she's got an axe to grind and wants to kill someone.

>>14440337
That’s gold not cheddar fatass

>>14439606
Because the US dairy industry consistently produces way more milk and dairy than the market can handle. Hence the Government Cheese reserve, hence all that fucking milk getting ditched the moment restaurants started having to shutter back when the pandemic first hit.

https://qz.com/1317296/the-usa-is-hoarding-cheese/

It's been going on for ages already, and pushes like the one depicted in OP's pic are probably to blame for why there's such a backlash against milk nowadays. You drink that much of it and push it that vehemently on the public and we're bound to hear from all sorts of people who dont have the biology to handle it, but now they need something to soak their cornflakes in or whatever.

>>14439539
to promote the growth of large milkers

The name of the talking raven is Midnight.

>>14440358

>>14440344
We have nearly 18 billion pounds of gold in reserve, ackshyually.

>>14440376
That's not by weight, that's by artificial value.

>>14440376
Platinum and palladium are both more useful and worth more than gold, look it up yourself.

>>14440378
No that's by weight retard. The value is obviously much higher.

>>14440387
Nobody fucking cares about your gay elements
Do you know how many men died for that gold? It’s worth all of their lives and more.

>>14440387
Don't tell me to look shit up, fag. I'm a goddamn chemist. I know how useful palladium is.

>>14440406
>18 billion pounds of gold
Bullshit, there's no 18 billion pounds of gold anywhere on this planet.

>>14440408
Don't forget precisious stones like diamonds and emeralds.

>>14439927
holy brainlet take

>>14440408
Imagine dying for fucking rocks lmao

>>14440422
>diamond
>precious stone
The biggest meme in clown world

>>14440413
I chemistried u r mum last night!

>>14440431
I know, it's all made up by de beers but then so are gold prices.

Its pretty lame that pretty much nobody on the planet knows about de beers or the diamond trade.

>>14440440
Nah gold sort of evolved into its status and then got abandoned because our population got too big
Diamond were just a straight up scam, literal carbon rocks

>>14440454
Yeah, created by de beers and they paid for it to be put in movies, like James Bond, Diamonds are Forever so chicks seem to "need" them.

Not not "need" diamonds, but "crave" them.

>>14440464
>>14440469
Women, by nature, are much more susceptible to finding resources as an attractive trait of a male. It was only natural for companies to exploit this as women gained their freedom, but the fact that it worked so well and continues to work in this era of information is pretty fucking astounding. You would think with people literally telling you “this is a scam and has always been a scam” you wouldn’t fall for it, but that’s women I guess.

You think its a good idea to get my girlfriend a fake diamond ring for engagement bros? She says she wouldn't mind but idk with women...

>>14439613
Attractive people are used in advertising? What a novel idea!

>>14439705
Even the goddamn Hulk got a milk mustache. Only the best Fukushima dairy for him.

>>14440373
please remove this image of the Confederate Flag, genocidal terrorism is not welcome on 4channel

>>14439539
Because the dairy industry is represented by a trade group that paid for advertisements to increase sales of their member companies

>>14440603

>>14440635
redditors out.

>>14439852
Hey, Mossad. How are your demoralization attempts going?

>>14441207

>>14441207
Clearly better than yours.

>>14439852
mutt's law

>>14439927
now that is some cum-brain thinking. Just let the black people fuck everything they want and they won't be so violent!

>>14439539
they prolly got the government to subsidize milk advertisements for awhile

>>14440501
Ask her. My gf asked for an opal and fake diamonds.

dairy farmers marketing board paid for those ads. they thought they would sell more milk. pretty simple.

>>14441207
based calling out the skaven

>>14440351
>imagine eating the literal pig slop known as breakfast cereals
Seriously there is no quicker way to getting fat than starting off the day with a big ol bowl of grain mush doused in milk. I literally feed it to my backyard pigs to make them grow faster and fatter. I drink 32 oz of milk by itself as a meal replacer too and I'm still healthy and fit. But breakfast cereal? Starting out your day with 100 grams or more of carbohydrates? Not even once.

>>14439543
Both of those things sound fantastic.

>>14440417
What about the 19 billion pounds of gold used for your moms dildo lmao

>>14441978
Gold is still less volume then the plastic one your moms got under her pillow

>>14439852

1 cup plain yogurt
1/2 cup milk
1 cup chopped very ripe mango (see how to peel and chop mango), frozen chopped mango, or a cup of canned mango pulp
4 teaspoons honey or sugar, more or less to taste
A dash of ground cardamom (optional)
Ice (optional)

>>14439539
The Dairy Industry is on it's Deathbed so they have to shill hard

>>14441514
Opals are cursed you idiot.

>>14440603
fuck off

>>14441731
I drink raw milk as meal replacement all the time and im healthy
oatmeal is also a lie too

>>14442005
oh God this is amazing

>>14439927
Doesn't work, see Germany

Hint: prostitutes cost money

>>14439539
the dairy industry spent millions to try and increase and maintain sales.

>>14439539
Dairy slump. And probably this>>14439543

>>14439539
>Shilled

Salty shitskin detected

>>14442899
>cumskins thinks he's unique for being able to drink milk

You whites are beyond retarded in this day & age, that's why Jamal fucks your women at an unprecedented rate you know. Have you made Israel great again today?

In Canada, the dairy industry is controlled by members of the italian mafia. They have infiltrated the government to the point that milk is set by the government to ensure they profit. Very few industries are as protected as the milk industry here.
It's shilled hard using taxpayer dollars to help fund their drug and prostitution rings. These people have billions of dollars offshore and are masquerading as "helpful humble farmers trying to make a living."
If you meet a dairy farmer, beat their kneecaps out.

>>14442909
>darky thinks he's special for having sex with women
Astounding.

>>14440505
Fuck me I wish I had a Shrek image right now, these were always cringe and tryhard.

>>14442916
so they are shipping bags of milk just to have a chuckle?

>>14439830
because it was funded by many companies, all of which produce milk

>>14443157
Why not meat? Why not vegetables?

>>14443173
there were examples of meat receiving the same type of ad campaigns. vegetables probably don't make that kind of ad money to throw around

>>14442909
Looks like I was right on the nose

Don't mind me, just enjoying this ice cream and being able to talk to my dad

>>14439852
Based and Homo Sapiens-pilled.

>>14439543
Imagine a country populated entirely by femboys

>>14442909
based. sharters gonna shart.

the US is officially Chinese land

>>14443650
Imagine?

>>14443663
Let's make it happen TWINK WORLD 2020

>>14443659
Go find refuge at your embassy in Houston. Oh wait.

because milk is good

>>14443698
That guy has serious issues, he might want to check himself into a psycho ward.

>>14443671
That might be a consulate, I'm pretty sure there's no embassy in Houston.

>>14439539
Typically, in a free market, customers subsidize the industry, not the various agricultural bureaus. Advertising is a great way to extend a product's reach and/or consumer base.

>>14443746
he's just bulking bro

>>14439713
who?

>>14443698
You can tell those women are ravenously hungry for his cock.

>>14443881

>>14439539
Do you not understand how large industries promote their product? Hint - they blitz the marketplace with advertising, sometimes employing celebrities. It was shilled because people who raise dairy cows want to sell you milk.

>>14443192
Almonds do/did. Spinach has. Jolly Green Giant frozen vegetables has had notable campaigns. Corn has the single biggest lobby in the U.S. they just don't do ads but instead get contracts behind our backs and slip it into EVERYTHING. Soy also has a massive lobby. Anything with significant amounts of cultivated acres has a lobby.

>>14442590
how?

>>14440501
ask her. if you do get a lab-grown diamond, get one of the nicer ones, not just a CZ.
engagement rings are meant for everyday wear, so it IS important to get a good, strong stone.
also, it's ok to go shopping together for one. she's going to be the one wearing it, so if you guys are actively deciding to get married, it might be a good idea to have her in on the picking and buying.
might also give you a good idea on how shared finances will be handled in the future.

>>14439722
imagine actually believing PETA

>>14439539
>Why was milk shilled so hard for a while?
You seem stupid, like you don't understand how the world works. Why would you use a such a choice of word unless you are being political, rather than factual? That's something stupid people do.

Some specific milk council is right at the bottom of that poster and it'll it be based up of indepedent farmers who organized together to promote, protect and basically lobby for their cause. It can be anything at all, like protection of water sources to legal changes they may need. A lot of industries have lobbyists in the nation, some with public relations, some with great power (tobacco), and others who don't have any finances at all. It varies. Egg, Pork, Cattleman, and lots of other farming out there.

There's a lot of hard propaganda from PETA to end all animal products for consumption. There's also alot of gullible people who read unscientific things and buy into scare tactics. Any ad campaign is probably good for business, but one that shows the reality of normal people with great health enjoying milk was clever. Sex sells, as they say.

Explain why you didn't go to school? This is supposed to be a board of adults only. Hopefully your parents gave you proper nutrition and education, as a child so you have all your teeth into your 90s.

Massive milkers I need milkers milky milky waaaah

The US milk industry lost all credibility when they brow beat the FDA into allowing them to treat cows with what every other 1st world country and the WHO have declared to be aa known carcinogen, rBGH, based on multiple peer reviewed studies. They got greedy, we got woke, they suffer. Good riddance to bad blood.

>>14444477
What rBST? I see that on labels.

>>14443650
*world

>>14439968
No, but you are, faggot.