/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14424249
Blue Bell listeria and cream

>>14424249
That looks like a black penis in her mouth.

Signature Select Chocolate. Fucking garbage.

>>14424281
For you.

>>14424249
Does a slush count? I made some hot salsa in a blender for a girl and myself and thought I cleaned it out but didn't do it quite right, so when I when a made a slushie for both of us it still had the hot tang of habaneros which really spoiled it. It was funny and goofy, the kind of stuff two people do from time to time.

>>14424249
>magnum ice cream
It's so gross that they use sexual imagery and words to sell ice cream. I always cringe at those commercials.

>>14424291
>2020
>watches commercials

>>14424300
Maybe I saw it at a friend's house.

>>14424291
White women cant resist the BBC.

>>14424302
>watches commercials
>blames the dog fart

>>14424303
What the fuck does a picture of a woman eating ice cream have to do with public broadcasting?

>>14424312
Well?

>>14424315
Not enough information to constitute communication.

>>14424312
Public broadcasting is simple, it's has to go through focus groups and lawyers, and rounds and then through corporate rounds of the same shit. I'm glad that I never got involved with that shit and though I love one side of my family that did, I'm not part of it. That's for idiots with marketing and advertising degrees and fucks that think for themselves.

>>14424321
It was so cold that she had a communication breakdown.

>>14424325
Always the same.

>>14424281
imagine being this american

>woman eating chocolate ice cream
>IT'S A PSYOP FOR BLACK COCK!

/pol/ has rotted your brains

>>14424399
> he has contiption level shit about white chicks eating vanilla iced cream
> biden social enginering
> failure

>>14424281
take your meds

>>14424399
Seems as if anything that's not social engineering has rotted your brain. You've really gotten things wrong.

>>14424412
WHY DO THEY WANT OUR WOMEN TO CRAVE TINY GREEN COCK???????

>>14424412
Yoo deadass thought she was slurping on a goblin cock

>ITT: cumbrains

>>14424281
the jews have gotten to you anon, you must detox

>>14424249
Water flavored ones. Too hard to bite into and still, somehow, too spicy.

The Dunker after they changed it from ice cream to "frozen dairy dessert" a few years ago. This shit is actually revolting and tastes nothing at all like ice cream. It is sickening to me to think that something like this got focus group tested and people genuinely thought it was either an improvement or at least as good as the previous product. It actually tastes foul and I don't understand how anyone could think that it's good in this new state.

spicy icecream, almost puked

>>14424720
Wasabi ice cream is good as hell, and even better is vanilla with fresh wasabi

>>14424249
a coconut milk ice cream. had a very thin texture that felt like it melted into nothing, but it also had an unpleasing texture due to the fact that it was watery and thickened with gums. it was like drinking slimy milk.

it was cranberry flavored and had no business being spicy

>>14424733
>>14424749

>>14424249
Chocolate. Especially the no brand one. Chocolate just isn't meant to be a cream flavourn give up.

Friendlys. The texture is so weird and unnatural.

>>14424291
>sexual imagery
It's literally someone having ice cream, mentally ill cuck.

>>14424249
Anything green colored, like mint.
except pistacio

>>14424281

>>14424249
I accidentally bought some a non-dairy fake ice cream and the awfulness of it has haunted me to this day.

>>14424249

I don't know if it actually counts as ice cream but that Halo Top shit that women love is fucking terrible.

Chocolate mint Halo Top that had been sitting in a freezer for years. It had a chalky consistency and tasted vaguely sweet with no other discernible flavor. Pretty sure it always tasted like that though despite the freezer burning.

>>14424249
looks like a turd

>>14424249
Klondike bars are pretty nasty these days. The chocolate is like brown wax,and the ice cream is the lowest grade shit I've tasted in years.

>>14424950

That sucks. I used to love those things as a kid, I would be fucking pumped on occasions my mom brought them home from the store.

Chili Pepper Ice Cream.

First off, it didn't taste like chili, it tasted like vanilla. Good vanilla, at least. But it was very hot.

First couple of spoonfuls were okay, there was just a mild little kick. Kind of a neat little experience since I'd never had "spicy" ice cream before.

But then it got horrible. You got this quick relief when you got the ice cream in your mouth but there was a terrible build up of heat so you got stuck in pattern where you'd eat more for relief (and because it was tasty of course) yet it would shortly after just get worse. Stomach was not very happy about things afterwards either... and I didn't have that much before having had enough and I tossed it.

The flavour was gone from any of the stores I go to within a couple of weeks.

>>14424955
>I would be fucking pumped on occasions my mom brought them home from the store.
Same. My grandmother always had tons of these. They were part of the ritual of visiting her.

Easily butter pecan even though I love both of those things they do not work with ice cream

>>14424291
>sexual imagery
what. you watch too much porn. a functioning of society would only see a woman enjoying an ice-cream

>>14424710
>>14424854

Anything without Milk, cream, and sugar as the first three or four ingredients should not be bought. You should also expect to pay more for quality ice cream. I learned that from a Tillamook farmer I was doing an insurance claim for, and he's been right 100% of the time. Every ice cream that doesn't have those ingredients as primary has been awful.

The worst is objectivity the party pail ice cream. It is literally lowest price, highest volume. It literally separates out into oil.

>>14424399
The people who post this are not pol, they're Blacked spammers from discord

>>14425051
I have Tillamook Butter pecan in my freezer atm. It's one of their better flavors. Try that famalam.

Is it just me or is bbc seriously losing influence? It feels like most of 4chan has turned against it. Is it because blackedfags have realized they've been cooming against their very own mental stability?

>>14425624
why do you keep posting this on every board

>>14424281
>>14424303
>>14424399
It would be a healthy choice for these posters to commit suicide.

>>14424249
Halo top

Rum raisin

>>14424281
isn't there a magnum ice cream ad with a white woman in it?

>>14424313
mike wazowski

>>14424412
Shameless beauty pic with a phallic shaped treat and a St Jude Hospital shirt.

>Trying this hard.

This is why I'm single.

>>14424249
any sorbet

>>14424249
I had a vanilla at a gastropub once that had some kind of mexican farmer's cheese mixed in. I think the intent was to make it funky, while might have been nice, but obviously the cheese just set up and crumbled when you chewed it. It was very much what I imagine having bits of crumb-rubber in otherwise good icecream would be like.

>>14424281
based and white genocide pilled

>>14424249
It was some rum raisin that had artificial rum flavoring. Absolutely disgusting.

>>14424412
Funniest shit I've ever seen

>>14424249
I've never really had bad ice cream, but I have heard of some horrible ones.

There is some town in the Mid-West, I believe, that has a Garlic festival. I heard they make a garlic-flavored ice cream there.

Then there was this from about a year ago.

French's announced a mustard-flavored ice cream.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/07/31/mustard-ice-cream-frenchs-unveils-unusual-summer-treat/1878285001/

And a day later, Oscar Meyer announced a Hot Dog-flavored ice cream sandwich. They even had a specially-decorated pink and white version of the Weinermobile in NYC for the announcement.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2019/08/01/national-ice-cream-sandwich-day-get-deals-aug-2-plus-weird-flavors/1893220001/

NIGGER

>>14425900
I doubt that's the only reason

>>14426141
lmao fucking destroyed

>>14424598
He's just pointing out the subliminal messaging.

>>14426810
everything seems like subliminal messaging when you subsist on a diet of porn and memes made by insecure sexually frustrated teenagers

>>14424281
looks more like shit in her mouth. same thing I guess.

>>14424303
can you?

>>14425173
Based claims adjuster. I fucking hated that job and got out as fast as I could

A vegan one probably

>>14426810
You're just seeing what you want to see.

>>14424281
we don't even need little flags on this board

>>14424249
Breyer's gelato excretions. Tasted like fucking eggs and despite being a tiramisu flavor it only had two ladyfingers and both of them were the size of my big toe

Turkey Hill fat free vanilla that a family member bought on accident
It was bad cause it was fat free, not cause it was Turkey Hill. It froze way more easily and therefore was hard as a brick when I took it out of the freezer, texture was a little off and it tasted like licorice

>Buy a pint of Ben & Jerrys bc feeling down
>eat it
>look at the nutrition facts
>1100 calories
Now I remember why I stopped eating this shit

>>14427310
>whoa I can't believe that an entire pint of ice cream has a large number of calories bros what the fuck

>>14425802
yooooooooooooo

>>14427021
honestly looked more like a turd in her mouth to me and i didnt want to see that

>>14427310
>>14427356
A friend of mine who is pretty annoying came up to me with a pint of Ben and Jerry's and asked me, in disbelief, to guess how many calories were in it.
I guessed about 1200 and he was shocked I was practically on the money, because he had assumed it was less.
Once you know, you know. It isn't that crazy.

>>14425802
For me it's the Pole Town Climax Fair

Can white women really be pleased by anything less than what is in OP's pic?I think not.

Vanilla fags need to get the fuck off my board, especially when they sit here and act like vanilla is the top tier of any flavor profile. It's not that vanilla in itself is bad, it's just boring as all fuck. It's bland and at best just something subtle enough to allow other flavor profiles to blossom through, like, oh I don't know, the best flavor there is and that is chocolate. And why is that?
Because you can't get away with shitty "chocolate", but you can definitely get away with using shitty "vanilla", or even better than fake vanilla, but it's simply mediocre vanilla.
Fuck vanilla, anything chocolate related will be infinitely better than a boring batch of cream, sugar, and vanilla mixed in you goddamn queers.

>>14424291
Magnum is great. Never seen their commercials.

>>14424249
That stuff that comes in the giant plastic containers labeled something like "frozen desert" or "Ice milk" or whatever they call it.

>>14425624
>has turned against it
When was it ever for it?

>>14427626
good vanilla ice cream is amazing, vanilla + cream and sugar is a great flavor combo, unlike chocolate ice cream - I'd rather just be eating some nice dark chocolate
of course cheap vanilla ice cream sucks, but the same is true for any other falvor really

thinking about it, I don't think I've ever had ice cream that was bad. The worst has gotta be the rainbow color bubblegum stuff my mom wouldn't let me get as a kid, which made it all the more alluring, until I actually got to try it, at which point I realized it wasn't very good after all

>>14427626
you're wrong and stupid

>>14424281
Pretty sure that’s why OP posted it. He’s not even vaguely interested in anyone else’s opinion on ice cream. He’s just one of the trolling cunts that shitpost here endlessly because it’s slower than /b/.

>>14427626
chocolatefags should and will get the rope. 'nillers RISE UP

>>14424249
Strawberry Halo Top. Halo Top in general is pretty gross IMO.

>>14427626
>>14430115
When Dave Thomas created the frosty, he felt a pure chocolate shake would overpower the taste of the hamburger.
The frosty is actually a mild chocolate, it has vanilla mixed in. True enlightenment is vanilla and chocolate together.

I had "ice cream" in Uganda. Foul consistent, didn't taste like any ice cream I've had. And after reaching ambient 27C temperature still didn't become liquid.

>>14427626
Filtered by a bean

>>14424412
She's sucking on a pickle morty, a PICKLE DIIIIIIICK

>>14430190
You were in uganda

>>14424313
what the fuck is that? you're supposed to use ramen

>>14426004
>gastropub
Oh come fucking on dude.

>>14424249
I had a spicy ice cream. Tasted bad, but I enjoyed the pickle ice cream.

>>14430901
Enjoy those sour grapes.

>>14424249
>make eggnog for the holidays
>"hey, this stuff is basically like ice cream batter. Why not make ice cream from it?"
>pour eggnog into ice cream maker
>takes like three hours to set up in the maker
>put in freezer when texture finally starts to resemble ice cream
>end up with a gigantic, eggnog-flavored ice block
Oreo-flavored Breyers probably takes second place after my homemade atrocity.

>>14426129
The big garlic festival is in California, you know, where they grow the shit

>>14431107
you know, she a turbo chonk but for tits like that I might just man the harpoons.

I don't know if they still make it, but blue bell used to have these chocolate coated vanilla ice cream bars that had whatever is in a drumstick coating in it. Tasted so fucking fake like you were biting into a cold chocolate bar instead of ice cream

>>14427310
that's because B&J don't whip air into their product like other brands like Edy's. If you have portion control problems you should get the cheap stuff

>>14426141
Oh man, I need some ice for that sick burn. Quarantine is another factor you silly goose.

>>14431526
>4 months out of your entire life is why you're single
Huh

>>14424249
this frozen sloppa shit

This ice cream is so fucking salty. Its like I'm eating a spoonful of cum every bite. Fucking grim but I guess that would be the taste they were going for.

>>14424902
>>14424920
>>14425759
>>14430121
>Halo Top
This. It's fucking dreadful.

>>14424312
Because they're all paid for by government bullshit.

>>14424312
NPR, PBS, BBC, it's all agenda bullshit, like most women.

Ben and Jerries.

>>14431526
fuck off reddit

>>14431637
Everyone has an agenda, retard

>>14431132
Cars and cliffs, anon.

>>14426830
Pfffft hahaha nice cope dude

>>14431107
God I want to dig into that ass.

>>14427626
You are wrong faggot. And fucking stupid. Top tier vanilla will always be better than top tier chocolate. Good vanilla is the only ice cream I have now & I wouldn't have it any other way. Anyone that has had an exceptional nilla ice cream will agree wholeheartedly.

I got a small cup of a lobster and butter flavored ice cream in Maine. I thought maybe the novelty would have made it palatable. I was extremely wrong

>>14424249
All magnum ads have white women with big chocolate ice cream bars I mean the brand is called magnum, (((they're))) not even trying to be subtle. It's a psyop.

I accidentally bought vegan ice cream one time. That was fucking vile.

>>14431601
how do you know how cum tastes anon?

>>14424249
icecream at chinese buffets is always shite

>>14424249
Pistachio

>>14434712
Aren't you old enough to ejaculate yet?

>>14431601
>ice cream made by literal communist leftist faggots who donate money off their ice cream sales to anti-gun groups tastes like salty frozen jizz
imagine my surprise.

I thought it was a turd

Cheese ice cream I had at a Filipino market. Yes it tasted like cheese but...have you ever had wet cheese? The slimy kind of wet?

>>14435640
Your mother did too.

Im so tired of these "frozen dairy desserts" taking up all the fucking aisle space. I remember when Breyers used to be good, now its easily one of the worst rocky roads in the store.

Warm "ice" cream. Not even once

>>14424281
Something something magnum dong.

Halo Top.
I've never had it, but their ad makes it the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-u89ppmLiQ

>>14424249
My dad's

>>14435049
are you telling me you tasted your own cum?

anon, you're a natural born faggot.

>go to Mandarin buffet
>after getting my moneys worth on expensive meat go to dessert section
>see chocolate ice cream all alone seperated from all other ice creams
>don't think to myself why, maybe it was good idfk
>fill up bowl and pig out
>awful weird disgusting taste, don't like it
>ended up eating all of it thinking it was just me and didn't want to waste it
>go for seconds
>same thing, awful weird disgusting taste and don't like it thinking it was just me
>go for thirds
>see tiny sign next to it
cajun chocolate ice cream
Should have just had Mint Chocolate

>>14425624
Ironically, the push lately has been for brown girls to get colonized by the BWC.

>>14438355
No, you're a little sissyboy scared that your own cum will turn you gay.