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mix fruit

originally it was supposed to taste like kiwi, but now it's just red bull flavor
I like it, it's not overly sweet like many other energy drinks but it's overpriced so I always buy one of those drinks that taste exactly the same but are 2x cheaper

>>14424000
bull semen, i know what i'm talking about

>>14424133
incase you're not being sarcastic
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/red-bull-semen/

incase you're a tinfoil hat who doesn't trust snopes
https://energydrink-eg.redbull.com/en/no-bull-semen-in-red-bull

bull testicles were originally used to produce taurine but that's since been long replaced with a synthetically produced version

Battery acid

>>14424131
For me it's either Rockstar guava or Red bull in a meal deal.
The price is enough to make people look elsewhere.

>>14424000
ENERGY

>>14424140
>trusting snopes
>TRUSTING THE RED BULL WEBSITE
lmao
also obviously all their stuff is synthetic, you're basically drinking sugar and plastic.

>>14424140
Snopes is biased. Don't need to be a tinfoil hat to see it. You're just trying to cover up for what you already know to be a weakness in your rhetoric.

>>14424000
Houshold cleaning product.

>>14424140
>>14424818
snopes sucks dick for liberal cudos and money, just like every other degenerate.

>>14424140
There's no bull semen in it? Damn it! I've been wasting my money this whole time.

>>14424000
Literally piss flavored, and I say this as someone who drinks it on a regular basis, It's so unhealthy too, so I'm probably going to die.

>>14424000
some kind of citrus fruit, but that distinct redbull flavour you want to know what is, is actually linseed oil flavour. im not even joking.

>>14424140
>citing snopes
nice one reddit

>>14424961
is piss really that bad for you if you stay hydrated?

>>14424846
>>14424846
no thats that sugar free monster. its what i imagine battery avid to taste like

>>14424000
blue raspberry

>>14424000
Sweaty balls

>>14424961
Wait do you drink red bull or piss on a regular basis?

>>14424000
I wouldn't know. I don't drink something that tweakers and homeless faggots and other infewrior scum drink.

>>14425036

>>14424000
It's shit. Red Bullies OUT

Boomer here, never tried it.
Don't wanna pay £$5 for a can, and water is fine to quell my thirst.
Is it a new drug? My co worker says he need the drinks.

>>14424000
chemical

>>14424000
Nasty ass cough syrup from when I was a kid. I never understood the appeal of that red bull bullshit. It's vile and nasty, but a lot of assholes with marketing and advertising degrees have to justify those degrees so there it is.

>>14425381
it's just a coffee substitute that tastes like soda

>>14426505
>>14426513
>t. can't handle the taste of vitamins

>>14424000
Gummy bears

>>14426522
Substitute, so you need coffee in the first place?

>>14426513
Its five hour energy yet it tastes like nigger ass

Carbonated urine

Actually though they are inspired by similar-tasting Japanese vitamin sodas which are usually used as a hangover cure. Further that flavor was originally made with a small amount of royal jelly and honey but I am not sure if they still use that.

>>14426603
I remember reading somewhere that the creators of Red Bull purposefully tried to create a polarizing but memorable that people would either love or hate and talk about like in this thread.

>>14424000
>473ml
give me the other 27ml you jews

>>14424000
battery acid and gasoline
the good kind

>>14424131
There's a green one that actually tastes like kiwi. It's delicious.

>>14426528
It depends. Did you get enough insufficient sleep last night but still need to work today?
Are you working in a high attention field where increased concentration substantially enhances productivity?

>>14424000
it's bubblegum
how are there so many retards ITT

>>14424000
Tastes like some kind of apple flavor to me.

>>14424000
I get a bit of bubblegum, and straight sugar. I really enjoy the taste and especially the smell. I wish they made this stuff without all the energy, but I know that defeats the purpose of an energy drink.

flavor.? how to make.
flavor?

>>14424000
it's the flavor of POWER

>>14429021
I think you can get energy drink flavored soda somewhere

>>14429804
dude looks like a fucking Baki character

>>14429804
MENERGY

>>14424000
I prefer Hell. Red bull and Monster both suck ass.

>>14424000
I love absolutely zero Monster. It tastes like smarties. Wish I could get the flavor without the stimulants, though. Venom Mojave runner-up, similar flavor profile, cheaper.

>>14424000
While removing the caffeine, NileRed noticed that the scent component is entirely separate from the taste.

>>14429910
that's pickle, not yuujiro