/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14412054
Sushi pizza

American pizza or American hamburgers

Whatever your favorite is.

>>14412075
Shut the FUCK up.

I am convinced these things only exist to make gay pictures.

Any food that’s just a shitty combination of two other well established dishes

>>14412251
Also was thinking this initially

Nothing says you deserved to be punched quite like kimchi tacos.

Donut burgers

>>14412071
You misspelled Italian "pizza", America perfected their cute attempt at enjoyable tomato bread

>>14412074
Those are fucking delicious though

ITT: butthurt uncreative drones

youre all fucking faggots

>>14412054
Lettuce

Adding a ridiculous amount of spice to a dish. You reach a threshold where anymore does nothing

nearly anything deep fried

>>14415128
what about tempura?

>>14415144
okay, i'll pull it back to like 80% of deep fried stuff since people are really in it for the fat and batter

>>14415168
Fried meats are fine imo, but anything else is case-by-case for sure. Fried Green Tomatoes? Alright. Fried Green Bell Peppers? That's a paddlin'

>>14412833
Nonsense. Not enough people eat luthor burgers for them to be a meme.

My vote goes for "jucy lucy" or cheese stuffed burgers. The only reason most people do it is to salvage their well-done burgers (pic isn't overcooked.)

Mac and cheese

>>14412251

fucking this

>>14415128
>t. never had a dirty deep fired pizza from a chippy
scotland is a horrible place

That will be $13.29 anon.

>>14412251
They exist because Kotori loves them

>>14412251
then you just haven't tried my macarons, anon :)

>>14415967
>What is the most shitty meme food that exists
We have the winner right here

>>14415967
This would be the right answer if it didn't actually have the ability to taste good if the bread and avo is good.

>>14415967
Rally? It this common price or just ultra smug cafe exception?

>>14412054
I can't think of anything that I would describe as tasting bad that is also incredibly popular but white people overhype the fuck out of red velvet cake and act like it's the greatest shit ever. My fellow beans do the same thing for tres leches cake

>>14412054
what is that?

>>14412054
ratatouille is fucking delicious you prick.

>>14412054
bacon

>>14416020
I saw the thumbnail and was about to ask what's wrong with shrimp, lmfao

>>14416229
I've never had tres leches but it looks soggy and flavorless. Is it really that bad?

>>14412054
looks like intrails. a slaves mock organs

>>14415168
frying in ghee or animal lard is alright. its the vegetable oils that kill

>>14415198
sad but true
>>14415967
disgusting slop and sludge
>>14416020
looks alright I want to know whats under the meat

>>14416374
It's a Tian.

>>14416387
absolutely looked like a shrimp wheel

Shred your gums while eating a captain crunch doughnut. What a great idea.

>>14417796
please go to a dentist if dry childrens cereal cuts your gums

>>14417796
This is the most tourist trap place in Austin. Worse than torchys

pavlovas are a baking industry conspiracy so bakeries can get rid of leftover egg whites

no one actually likes meringue and they definitely don't like this shit

>>14417839
I can’t see how anyone could go to Torchy’s when Dirty Martin’s is across the street.

>>14417824
Just admit you've never had Captain Crunch, it's faster.

>>14412054
It's not very popular but it's grown more so past few years.
mochi ice cream is fucking stupid
Who wants to bite into ice cream?

>>14418047
Triggered.

I'm a vegfag. Every single time I go to a shitty European restaurant on a work outing, it's this for starters and mushroom risotto for mains.

>>14412054
State Fair Food

>>14418104
eh. some things are good. fried butter's okay so long as they're in ball form. they're basically just little pancake balls. fried kool aid is ok too. elephant ears and funnel cake are fine so long as you share them with a lot of people.

most other faire food is stupid though. donuts being used as buns for sandwiches is stupid.

>>14418187
the fried pickles are pretty good

>>14418047
I actually like caprese salad a lot but I can understand your frustrations

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>14412663
i would try it. stay mad.

>>14418091
The fuck is wrong with bite size ice cream?
Saves on doing dishes and avoids eyes-too-big-for-stomach syndrome

>>14412251

When they're done right they're incredible, but very few bakers do them right.

>>14418047

Key is fresh ripe heirloom tomatoes and burrata instead of mozzarella.

>>14412251
they're good though

>>14418091
Alright, you can fuck right off.

>>14418091
regular mochi with the red bean filling is better
but hipsters don't want to be too hip so they'll have their compromise

>>14418187
>faire food
Disrespect my mutton again and I'll see you're put in the stocks

>>14418091
>Who wants to bite into ice cream
Me, nigger. Now pass the Klondike bars

>>14412054
American """""sushi"""""

>>14412074
Most things deep fried taste good on some level, the price is the ridiculous amount of unhealthiness they bring to the table.

>>14418048
I always eat cereal without milk and captain crunch is fuckin nothing, you just have gingivitis

>>14417852
>no one actually likes meringue
Meringue on banana pudding is delicious

>>14418047
the entire point of the dish is the freshness of the ingredients

Sushi burritos are a really dumb meme food but still pretty enjoyable.

>>14412054
Vegan fried chicken

>>14412063
Also sushi burritos.
Yknow sushi in general is a meme

>>14418361
Nah slop sushi owns.

>>14412251
I like them, but they are always overpriced and very few know how to get then. If people are selling such bad macaroons at such high prices it must mean that people buy them. A meme? Yes, but not shitty when done right

>>14415967
I live in the second-most hipster city in the us and I've never seen anywhere selling avo toast. I've seen a few breakfast sandwiches that have toast and avocado but not just the item by itself.

kind of a shame because I'd probably buy it. and yeah avocado is expensive, it probably would cost north of ten bucks.

>>14418635
Pretty sure that person was referring to the type of sushi in the picture they posted: Fake crab, day old rice, loosely rolled garbage, that you see in the grocery store.

>>14418091
this is litterally the best thing ive ever eaten though. dough and icecream is the best combo

>>14415989
Well if Kotori loves them...

>>14418691
or the gas station

>>14416417
Why does it kill?

>>14418047
My staple lunch is this or bruschetta. The trick is growing your own tomatoes instead of buying half-rotten overripes from Wal-Mart.

hummus bars are pretty overrated

>>14416399
Not the illegal from above, but it tastes like shit. It’s literally soggy cake with milk poured all over it.

>>14419744
That sounds terrible.

>>14416387
same lol

>>14417796
I always knew my dick was a good thing, I just don’t know how voodoo donuts knew as well...

>>14418047
don't know how anyone can dislike caprese salad as long as it's not using shitty tomatoes

>>14412251
Fucking this

>>14418361
I hate california rolls but I will eat spicy tuna or salmon rolls from anywhere.

>>14412054
Avocado toast

>>14419898

>>14419902

>>14419902
I'm a cancer and I love egg

>>14419865

>>14419992
that looks really impractical to eat

>>14420019
and expensive ...

>>14412251

>>14415198

>>14418287

>>14420061
Italian macaroons infinitely better than French.

>>14420101
Honestly I find that french macarons taste better in France than in other countries because most people can't be bothered to make them properly.
Same with italian ones tho, they definitely are better back home.

"Deconstructed" ANYTHING

>>14420140

>>14420147
Right, someone needs to get shot for that webm.

>>14420157
What if it's done ironically?

>>14420157
>>14420166

>>14420166
>>14420167
>What if it's done ironically?
Shot multiple times.

>>14420140
>not just serving a whole live chicken
weak
>>14420147
why even bother with specifying organic microgreens when you're eating hot dogs and kraft sliced cheese?
I also love how the guy is using gloves and tweezers just to really drive home the point that this is not meant to be eaten but """admired"""

>>14420166
>>14420167
"muh presentation" The biggest meme of all.

>>14412054
Paella outside of Spain.

No one outside of Spain who isn't Spanish has ever made a good Paella.

>>14420301
what's the secret?

>>14420315
I don't know they wont tell me, but my wife has a massive bottle of fish sauce in the pantry that always gets used but I never see in what. I'm narrowing it down.

>>14420315
Balls and ass scratch.

>>14420324
You could just beat her until she tells you.

>>14420324
We await your further reports. Don't lose hope.

>>14418091
These are shit. Two great things forced together to make one mediocre meme food to satisy adhd retards

>>14418684
Dude I'm in Minnesota and an avocado is like 1.50

>>14419992
Can I nominate this faggy sweep-a-bowl-of-the-ingredient-rapidly-across-the-screen-to-display-it video recipe format every trendy cooking youtube channel uses?

>>14412833
no

>>14417839
>Austin
I thought Voodoo was in Portland?

>>14420301
Paella is a meme dish pushed by Franco to scam tourists (and give them diarrhea)

>>14420637
Nice. Chocolate glazed >>> Whatever shitty type of donut other people like

>>14420665
what the fuck are you talking about my son

>>14418102
Have you tried being less of an insufferable cunt?

>>14420743
you heard me the first time
It's rice and seafood

>>14416020
>>14416420
>whats under the meat

is that a bacon wrapped onion ring?

>>14419898
>>14419902
>>14419904
people who believe in astrology are truly despicable

>>14412251
i've only ever had macarons once, and they were incredible. the texture was not like what i was expecting. i would not put macarons in that category.

>>14417852
i fucking love meringues. you can eat a whole batch of them for like 50 calories, it's awesome.

>>14421191
wait, really? I always thought they'd be really caloric, being made from sugar and egg whites and whatnot

>>14421381
i am a pleb and i made them with splenda. egg whites are only like 15 calories per egg white and it's all protein

>>14420166
the banana one at the end looked really cool desu

>>14421396
You're telling me I can eat meringues and cut at the same time? Fucking sold.

>>14418091
Who the fuck eats hard boiled eggs with ice cream? This has got to be a Bribbish thing.

>>14421465
hell yeah you can. and for fat fucks, it's fun to just eat a whole plate of something guilt-free.

>>14418102
What is wrong with either dishes?

>>14416229
Red velvet cake is good when it's made right. You need to find a baker who actually puts a bit of vinegar in the mix.

>>14412251
You have to try them in France, most people elsewhere fuck them up egregiously.

>>14419744
>flan is amazing
>horchata is garbage
>chirros are amazing
>literal spicy garbage candy that I want to eat again for some reason but is garbage

>>14420330
lel, that's the key to all "fine" cuisine.

>>14416229
>My fellow beans do the same thing for tres leches cake
Because almost no one here knows that you have to add some syrup to the sponge in cakes, so every other cake in Mexico is dry

>>14420324
>I don't know they wont tell me, but my wife has a massive bottle of fish sauce in the pantry that always gets used but I never see in what. I'm narrowing it down.
Absolutely retarded!
Just place a hidden camera in the kitchen, those are cheap now a days.

>>14415967
Avocado toast is actually pretty good, but if you want it you should be making it at home. You can get a cheap avocado and a decent loaf of bread for like $5 and you'll still have the rest of the loaf after the 2-4 slices that you put avocado on. Like many foods, if you go pay for avocado toast at a restaurant you're an absolute retard. It's something a literal 4 year old could figure out how to make.

>>14419898
>>14419902
>>14419904

>>14421530
You guys have based sopapillas too.

>>14418684
>kind of a shame because I'd probably buy it. and yeah avocado is expensive, it probably would cost north of ten bucks.
That is why it is worth it to plant a tree in your backyard if you have one, you can get more avocado than you can eat with one.

>>14419898
>capers
Those are disgusting!

>>14420167
>brulee'd krimpets

>>14421593
>he doesn't like brined plant matter
uhoh, I think it's time to change your nappy butter bun~

>>14421667
>he doesn't like brined plant matter
Oh no, not at all, I love pretty much every single pickled vegetable I have ever tasted, but capers simply taste like fucking chemical waste to me!

>>14415967
I'd eat it. What's this thread about again? I'm too lazy to scroll up.

>>14415967
winner winner

>>14412054

>>14421667
>>14421680
I thought capers were fish

The pretentious hipster videos in this thread are infuriating to watch.

>>14412054
you nailed it OP, every other suggestion is cope. that shit is horrendous

Literally anything other than roast beef and potatoes only exists for fags to take fucking instagram pictures.

>>14422227
I kinda agree with this. I grew up in the midwest and we eat really basic, hearty food out here that is over-seasoned or even very pretty desu. I grew up on steak/potatoes, burgers, chicken, with a vegetable/starch side. All my friends make fun of me for. not wanting to try avocado toast and other weird shit.

>>14422241
Isn't**

bacon, that shit sucks

>>14415967
yes

>>14421870
Dios mio...

>>14418684
Weird. I'm in fascist flyover white supremacy and an avocado is like 20 cents.

>>14422241
>tomato basil penne hamburger helper night

>>14422241
Did your mom ever make porkchops with potatoes and onions?

Sushi, neapolitan pizza

>>14415174

>Fried Green Bell Peppers

That actually sounds really good. Are they whole? Strips? Rings?

>>14422352
Lucky you. Before loving avocadoes became a thing I had just started to work out, and was eating them all of the time as a healthy source of fat. At that time I could buy an avocado for 50 cents where I am (Canada) but now they cost anywhere from $1.25 to 1.80 each, it's fucking retarded

>>14422619
strips, pan-fried like a non-heathen. I suppose you could deep fry them as rings if you really wanted to, but I'm not sure how'd they stack up to onion rings.

>>14416417
or coconut oil, I've made some of the best Tempura ever in coconut oil, and like tallow or lard, it's solid at room temp, making very easy to store.

>>14422635
Hipsters ruin everything. Blade roast and ox tails are expensive as fuck now

Humus or guacamole

>>14422588
Yes, bone in, cooked in a frying pan. So based.

>>14418047
btfo degenerate. caprese salad is delicious

>>14418361
spicy tuna is where it's at. California rolls are meme rolls.

>>14422742
My mom did hers a bit different. Foil-wrapped chops on the grill with a little butter.

>>14418091
Unironically kill yourself, weak toothed brainlet

>>14412833
This picture makes me need to empty my guts just by looking at it

>>14422840
Yeah they give you the runs sometimes.

>>14412063
why do mutts think cooking is
>grug like X
>grug like Y
>let grug put X and Y together
what is wrong with you, people?

>>14422925
Don't act like you don't like choccy milk you fag

>>14422955
Don't compare chocolate milk, where you take raw basic ingredients and combine them, with shit like sushi pizza or taco pizza where you take two completely separate dishes and put them together because you have absolutely no brain cells.

>>14422925
Japanese Sushi Pizza & Grill
400 Hackney Road, London E2 7AP England
get stabbed

>>14422975
couldn't give a shit
still anglo, still retarded as fuck

>>14422925
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/features/sashimi-pizza-anyone-rise-japanese-dude-food/

get spoon-stabbed

>>14422968
Chocolate's a fully formed food by itself, but you got a point about milk.

>>14422925
But Grug like X and Y, so Z must be perfect.

>>14422985
how is milk not a food?

>>14422982
>some shitty pub food
great

>>14422992
I meant that it's more of a basic ingredient than chocolate since milk is milk but cocoa beans aren't chocolate.

>>14422995
you knew what I meant. It's an ingredient. Sushi isn't an ingredient, neither is pizza. They're dishes.

>>14423018
Yeah sushi's a no-go but you can make good taco pizza easy enough. It's pretty much the same as when the guy at Chipotle can't wrap a burrito to save his life, but the bread portion supports that so it doesn't matter.

>>14423041
>you can make good taco pizza
no you can't
make tacos
make pizza
don't make this abomination on the face of the earth. I remember shopping in the supermarket with my Italian friend when we saw a pizza burger (literally two pizzas slapped together like a burger). He laughed for 5 minutes straight and couldn't stop.

>>14423066
>you can't
Dough
Sauce (no meme sauces real tomato sauce)
Cheeses (mozzarella is important ofc)
Ground Beef, Red peppers, Onions, maybe some cilantro if you have good genes

Done. And don't tell me you can't put ground beef on pizza. Every NY style joint for 30 miles offers meatballs as a premium topping

>>14423099
ask a Mexican, he will tell you it has nothing to do with tacos
ask an Italian, he will tell you it has nothing to do with pizzas
please, don't shit on other cultures' food. Try to invent something of your own for fucks sake.

>>14423110
I just did.

>>14423116
well that just proves to me that you're a mutt
no wonder our world is going nowhere when our world hegemon is a country with no culture or taste

>>14423125
>reeeee it doesn't count
Sure thing bro.

>>14423132
it does count for you being an absolute shithole of a country with no food culture of it's own. Hence this >>14422925. Enjoy your 56% taco, 44% pizza.

>>14423142
Keep believing whatever you want dude. America is literally the pinnacle of culinary civilization and not even avocado toast can change that.

>>14418047
That looks good, actually. I would add cucumbers to give it more crunch and freshness, as well as some lemon to give it more acidity.

>>14412071
Fuck off vegan.

>>14414968
Creative and random are different things

>>14412251
100%. Way too sweet. They look much better than they are. I've had them from great bakeries and have made them myself.

>>14423174
>America is literally the pinnacle of culinary civilization
have you ever been abroad?

>>14416365
>>14416414
It's ratatouille. Specifically a variant called confit byaldi

>>14423174
and now calculate it per capita

>>14420524
yeah but we use somalian slave labor in the underground avocado mines to drive down prices so don't bash him...

Also I hope you haven't needed to call a service worker after being carjacked recently, allah bless.

>>14423207
Nah bruh I ain't no tranny
>>14423221
>a fucking tire company

>>14423238

>>14423250
None of that food originated in USA. You dumb.

>>14423250
None of it even indigenous to USA. Pathetic attempt.

>>14423238
>Nah bruh I ain't no tranny
only mutts would consider never traveling abroad something to be proud of

>>14423309
Imagine not ever having a passport. So sad.

>>14423309
Too scared to go overseas and try food that isn't drowned in sugar.

>>14423309
>>14423324
>>14423340
Why the fuck would I ever visit some shitty non-American country? You fags don't even have burgers unless we allow you to.

>>14412054
The Impossible Whopper

>>14413094
This. Italian pizza is shit. Americans have introduced far better dough textures, toppings, and variations of pizza than the "purist" Italians could ever dream of

>>14423417
Why stop with pizza? 80% of good Italian was invented by New York greaseballs in the 30s.

>>14419991
based cancerbro

>>14412054
Well, as a mexican here in tacoland, i've alwas tought of the idea of fish tacos quite stupid, and when i tasted them i confirmed it as a terrible idea.
I''m not a picky eater but at least to me, fish and corn tortillas doesn' t mix well in terms of flavor.

>>14418047
Nigger

>>14422352
>fascist flyover white supremacy
Tell me where so i can move there plz

>>14420772
so is sushi, good paella is based

>>14412663
These are actually good you fucking loser, develop some taste

>>14418047
Retard

>>14423783
Except they are disgusting. Eat a real taco hipster faggot.

>>14417796
Voodoo is for tourists

Blue Star

>>14417839
Fuck Austin, fuck Texas, and fuck you.

>>14418102
order chicken or fish next time like the fucking human being you are.

Whatever (you)r favorite food is

americans eat all meat raw except steak which they eat well done

>>14423767
still a meme

>>14412663
Yeah man I had a Korean Mexican fusion place before it was fucking garbage.

>>14415123
Hahaha stay sweating heatlet.

>>14417852
>Freshly made Pavlova
>Fresh strawberries and pure whipped cream
>Sometimes some passionfruit

Used to have Pavlova every Christmas then eat the leftover Pavlova for breakfast.

>>14421968
They're fish eggs. If they aren't picked they turn into Carp.

>>14420057
the marinara and mozarella on top is only to remind you of pizza, an actual good dish.

>>14422227
how about teriyaki beef jerky and jalapeno potato chips

>>14423853
>americans eat all meat raw except steak which they eat well done

The quintessential American meat is barbecue, which is cooked/smoked for many hours until it's so thoroughly cooked it's falling apart, what are you talking about?

>>14423627
even with the slaw and salsa w lime? the fiah was breaded right whats not to like

>>14415967
>butter on bread: boring, unhealthy
>plant butter on bread: trendy, healthy

>>14425641
How much of a pleb are you bromosexual.

>Toast bread
>Butter toast
>Put slices of avocado on toast then spread with knife
>Squeeze of lemon, salt, pepper

These are all just interchangeable human constructs my friends, be wise, stay based.

>>14412054
Regular ratatouille (by that I mean not pain stakingly layered slices) Is actually really good. I've made it a few times, its kind of a vegetable stew but not nearly as liquid as traditional stew. Really good with / on some toasted crusty bread.

>>14412054
british/european "cuisine"

>>14425932
And yes, I know this is technically "not ratatouille" but everyone thinks it is because that's what they call it in the movie. This guy didn't start a thread calling tian a meme food cause no one knows what that is.

>>14423221
BRUH! Norway. WTF?

>>14417852
My mom makes chocolate meringues every year in the winter, they’re delicious, they’re crunchy and melt in your mouth

>>14420057
do people really eat this ? this shit have a lot of fat

>>14422588
And an apple cut up

>>14420140
>>14420147
>>14420166
>>14420167
>carrying a cracker with a spatula
Some "people" shouldn't be allowed to be near food.

>>14415144
But, vegetable tempura is better than your mums homemade cooking.

>>14417796
Such garbage, but the cereal itself is whatever. That nasty ass milk frosting is the most disgusting flavor I’ve ever experienced, but above all their donuts are usually fucking cold. Why would I go to a donut shop for cold donuts?

Anything involving short rib

>>14418047
this

>>14423174
I unironically like what little of >american food I've got to taste but let's not delude ourselves, burger.
You have some nice comfort food and grills but those are not "pinnacle of culinary civilization" material.

>>14419991
>>14423514
>tfw cancer
>love eggs
>also steam them all the time
>wouldn't wish my worst enemy to be put on multigrain toast

>>14412251
It's funny that these are some of the most cost efficient desserts to make. There's a lot of effort involved though to get them perfect enough to sell at a bakery, but if you're willing to let things slide a bit you can make 10 dozen for the price of 1 [dozen] albeit variety will make things complicated. Also, larger macarons are better.

Is it still American Sushi if a Japanese dude who went to Sushi Chef school in Japan made it?

Because I get my sushi from a dude like that.

>>14412054
Chicken and Waffles. It's a stupid combination. Friend chicken is already very greasy, it needs something savory like vegetables, or carb loaded like mashed potatoes, fries or mac and cheese to soak up the grease. Waffles are sweet and also oily, they do nothing to complement fried chicken.

>>14412251
They look like they're going to give me diabetes.

>>14415967
this
the world has been memed into the green paste consume

>>14420315
Valencian here, never made a paella, but have watched my grandma doing them forever. It's all about making the fish broth tasty with enough fish and seafood. Once you have a decent broth, everything starts falling in place. It's all about the preparation of the ingredients and broth more than the actual act of cooking the rice.

Curry. Mix meat that went bad with lots of spaces and the worst oils imaginable so you can have a diarrhea for next day

>>14412054
I never tried ratatouille but it looks like a good side dish.

>>14412054
Any poo food from india or africa that idiots keep pushing, it's all vile and disgusting.

>>14418091
What's with people who can't bite into ice cream? My wife is the same, can't bite into an ice cream cone. Says it hurts her teeth. Maybe I should get her sensodyne toothpaste?

>>14415179
I've seen these on food channels and I'm curious but I'm mostly thinking they'll burn the fuck out of my mouth like hot pockets.

>>14419992
I bet it tastes good but should just slice/dice the avocado and mix everything together. Plate it, then drizzle the balsamic over it. That way you can actually eat it without spilling everything like a tard and can have more mozz/tomatoes.

>>14416399
it is, in fact, delicious

>>14412251
I fucking love macarons

Trader joes used to do a frozen pack, but the best ones are from french cafes. They know it, too, because theyre a fucking premium

>>14430631
Lol people keep trying to push Ethiopian slop on everyone. It looks nasty as fuck. The "bread" is grey and looks disgusting.

>>14416399
Tres leches is fucking delicious bro. I'd take it over any other "dry" cake.

>>14423221
The guide has a well known bias for French food. They didn't even scout NYC until 2005

>>14428869
you should try putting butter and maple syrup on the fried chicken, it makes a lot of sense

>>14412063
What?

I didn't even know that was a thing. Sounds terrible.

>>14415967
I'm sightly ashamed to say I actually really like it. I make it at home with poached eggs, I rarely eat out for breakfast.

>>14427923
my mum is a terrible cook, i was saying tempura is good anon.

>>14422925
>why do americans think cooking is the process of mixing new ingredients in new ways to develop new recipes
I know right wtf

>>14418039
Torchys is better. And I’m from corpus bro, Austin normally has shitty Mexican food.

>>14430938
>looks disgusting.
it is

>>14413094
>>14423417
pizza came from greece

>>14425576
Sorry bro even with those, i'm not a fan. It's not like is completely unedible, because is not that bad, but at least to me is not delicious either. Is something i can eat but can't say is tasty.
The flavors of corn tortilla and fish don't mesh well to me.
But maybe i had bad luck at the place i've eaten.

>>14412251
100% They are so overhyped and are over priced selling them one by one like they are some gastro shit. Id rather have some high quality carrot cake

>>14431246
Oh no, someone from the valley saying how shitty Austin Mexican food is. Austin will never recover from that.

>>14412833
Were they a big thing before Boondocks? I swear I only saw them everywhere after the soul food episode

>>14419904
I'm a pisces and I'd sooner eat an actual flower than that.

>>14418635
>>14418361
SLOOPPAAAAA SHHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

>>14425641
>plant butter
No food deserves to be compared to margarine.

>>14425561
>The quintessential American meat is barbecue
The only people who say this are Amerilards.

>>14430938
>looks disgusting.
it isn't

>>14421568
Ah yes because we all live in Florida and southern California.
>t. faggot

>>14421542
You can argue that about plenty of foods. Why pay for a fruit cup or oatmeal either? People just like to eat out and order things they like. Most people aren't hugely adventurous either, so avocado toast is something almost anyone could order even when the rest of the menu has stuff they don't like or don't want to try and their stomachs can handle it on a hangover.

>>14418091
I went all the way to Walmart (20 minutes drive) just to buy some mochi ice cream a few evenings ago. I really like the portion, texture, and flavors like green tea and mango. Also the red bean but I haven't seen those sold in stores just restaurants.

>>14418102
It's an act of punishment for being such a faggot. If you're not going to put effort into being a well-rounded human being, why the fuck would they put effort into feeding you?

>>14430904
yes you should, it works

>>14413094
>>14423417

>>14412251
There is a sushi restaurant in my town that has incredible macarons. I don't know where they order them from, but they're different from any I've ever seen in bakeries.
They're about twice the size of a normal macaron, and rather than the cookies being mostly dry and crunchy throughout, they're only crispy on the outside and are almost creamy inside.

>>14419898
>>14419902
>>14419904
I want to jump out the window...
This is my first time on /ck/

>>14412054

Nutella

>>14412054
Oven baked "falukorv" with cheese, apple and tomatoes :D