/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14409400
Because it's Brazillian, and everything Brazillian is awful.

>>14409404
we have bunda and carnaval huehuehuehueuhehu

>>14409409
That's nice, dear.

>>14409400
>eating your way to the dessert
this is pretty based

>>14409409
pozzed surgically artificial bodies and pozzing parties aren't something to be proud of

s'a mystery

>>14409400
that's like quattro stagioni innit

brazil is a fucking dystopia, they ruin everything they touch, only eat traditional shit there, dont bother eating things like pizza and pasta and other western dishes there

>>14409409
you got evangelicos and they spread from your country to the rest of south america
also those fake monks that claim they're capable of healing people from one country to another
fuck brazil, you deserve coronavirus

>>14409477
sorry, senpai

>>14409400
uau , imagine you go out with friends at that is put down on the table. definitely going for the pieces with the tomato slice, being careful to scrape off the flan remnants

>>14409400
stupid macacos.

this couple who apparently travels all over the world eating everything etc, said são paulo pizza is the best pizza in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhdBKU6Jc7w

>>14409400
Brazilian pizza is good it's just not "pizza" it's more like a weird flatbread thing. Flammekeuche is bad from a pizza perspective but it's still delicious.
I like a frango e catupiry or calabresa.

>>14409409
Don't forget sopa de macaco

>>14409400
São Paulo (the city, not the State) has amazing pizza, specially in the central region. Lots of italian immigranta and traditional, hundred years old cantinas. However, it will cost you the eyes of your butt (a Monkeytongue expression).

This is now a Batepapo thread.

For the whole family

For a game night with the boys

Unforgettable birthdays

This one is destined to those with exquisite palate

Pizza de Feijoada, a classic staple of Italo-Brazilian Fusion Cuisine

MVP

Heart of the party

This one is meant for our yellow visitors

>>14410629
I'd eat that very happily

My personal flavour of choice, this one comes with a free nigglet

>>14409400
is that a fucking flan?

>>14410661
Did the lil feller poop on it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Would you eat this pizza?

>this whole thread

what the fuck is wrong with huehue-fags

>>14409404
They have good jazzfolk.

>>14410652
>huehuehue let's put this cold fish near some hot pizza so it gets nice and warm

>>14411480
pics itt are memes, but our pizzas lack a lot of improvement in the sauce area.

>>14411650
>sauce
You just use ketchup, mermão

>>14409442
pretty much this, whites can't make pizza (or cook in general)

it's not a coincidence that Italians are 80% Middle Eastern

>>14409477
>you got evangelicos and they spread from your country to the rest of south america
>also those fake monks that claim they're capable of healing people from one country to another
I don't think we invented or caused either of those things, but whatever.

>>14409477
>fuck brazil, you deserve coronavirus
So does your country, whatever it is.

>>14411650
Cariocax, mineiros e nordestinos não sabem fazer pizza.

>>14409400
>I've never eaten a pizza in this country that had even a remotely good sauce.
You make those at home, you lazy gringo!

>>14409400
>It's like people think the sauce is not an integral part of it, but rather a layer of watery, flavourless, reddish water.
Yeah, most pizza places suck around here, so you either go to one of the few that don't suck or make the pizza at home!

>>14409442
But that's about the same as America and we have good pizza here

>>14412187
>But that's about the same as America and we have good pizza here
>good pizza

>>14412204
Based
I've read the threads and americans will put little caesars in the top 3 when everyone knows they use the cheapest ingredients for their pizzas

>>14412204
>>14413919
You can get pretty good pizzer in the USA, just don't go to any of the big chains like Dominoes. Never been to Italy or had their pizza so I dunno, but there are a bunch of regional styles of pizza here in America.

>>14414355
Pretty much any city in the US will have at least one bar/cafe that do brick oven or wood/coal fired pizza of some kind. It's pretty much the same as the pizzas I had in Rome. Regional styles are very hit or miss and it's why you see the tards on this board make a debate thread about them almost daily.

>>14410625
Looks like something from that old game Pizza Tycoon.

>>14409404
I don't know, I made some Peixada the other day ago and it was reallly really good once I completely changed the recipe and served it rolled up in a flat bread with chimichurri.

>>14410488
agreed

>>14410610
I had a dream like this a few months ago

>>14412204
>butthurt euro HEHEHEHEH'ing at murka
god it's so blatant and pathetic. as a yuro myself it makes me fucking cringe.
subhuman southern euros and slavs are the worst at this. you're probably that. fuck that; we never shoulda gave you niggas money. I hope your shit country doesn't get any money from EU support