/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14405718
cheese is undercooked, crust looks ok, we have very different preferences for toppings.
4/10

2/10

tortilla crust very unsatisfactory
mystery fruit, mystery meat
no sauce

more or less a pineapple? taco

>>14405718
>habaneros
>canned pears?
>mushrooms
>anchovies
>garbanzo beans or capers???

I don't want it/10

>>14405718
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>>14405718
I'm assuming you took it out half way through to add the anchovies and it's going back in the oven, right?

>>14405718
>>14405730
>>14405731
is this shit what passes for "american" cuisine?

this slop is devoid of any nutriment and will only make you fatter ant fatter. this is why america is the laughing stock of the world, LEL


let me guess, you eat fast food, your breakfast is a 1.000 kcal milkshake from drivethrough, you don't workout and you are on SSRI like zombie.

typical of americans! you would be just like 327 million of your backwards countrymen.

consumer obesity at it's finest.

go on a jog and eat a salad, american.

>>14405769
t. cope and seethe

>>14405769
nope, not at all

this is what a sad broke college kid makes when he doesn't know how to cook, nobody sells this, nobody buys it, it's just a guy making a pizza from non pizza ingredients cause he can't afford one or won't buy one

>>14405718
Looks like novelty fake vomit

>>14405783
why are americans so easily offended? you people truly have no banter skills, lel.

you yanks stick out when you come over here, you dress like absolute rubbish and are generally loud, fat and unpleasant. i wonder what it would like to be one of you sometimes

are you even aware of how disgusting you are?

>>14405794
based retard

>>14405731
Nah it's mangoes

>>14405750
Yeah don't want to overcook fish

>>14405769
>>14405794
Probably fitter than you, post more paragraphs though

>>14405718
Weird and greasy /10, just like OP :^)

Porco dio

>>14405718
Pizza. It is pizza.

>>14405718

>>14406630
the only real americans are anglos

your pic is a mutt

>>14406633
americans are mutts

>>14405718
its raw
also, premade crust so its like you arent even cooking a pizza so much as throwing some shit on bread and half melting it

>>14406637
wrong, the only americans are anglos

everyone else is just a leech

>>14406642
>wrong, the only americans are anglos

>>14405718
Is this Loss?

>>14406642
anglos are the biggest leeches in america
pic related is a real american

>>14406710
Based

>>14406710
>not the clovis men that "natives" killed out millenia ago

soy history

>>14406710
he looks very noble

>>14406718
cope harder

>>14406710
>scalps white man and his family for having the audacity to build a cabin within 20 miles of his stone age tipi commune

those cocksuckers got what was coming to them, such poor losers too.

>>14405794
they're constantly watering down their language classes so that even the dumbest among them can be competitive and their culture is nothing but absolute saccharine positivity

as a result, they don't have much practice in expressing negative opinion; if they can't make some kind of sexual comment, they're entirely without weapons

>>14406751
based

>>14406751
Seethe muttshart seethe

>>14406751
>incel_finally_pays_for_an_escort.webm

>>14406751

>>14406751
white man had it coming for trespassing on his land

>>14406751
holy fucking BASED anon, look at all of these seething, coping i*cels

>>14406751
BASED

>>14406751
>local man dabs on injuns, they react by blogging loudly into their twitters

>>14406751
Hand sanitizer chuggers on suicide watch

>>14406710
Don't you have a squaw to rape? Ahaha right, there aren't any left. If there are any purebloods left, they're the inbreds of violent tribals that we venerate as a "savage natives", or cuddly indigenous folk that were one with nature. But no matter how much personal guilt and rewriting of history happens, Indians were even more backwards and violent than their conquerors.

>>14406991
>>14406710

imagine still feeling conquerors guilt 300 years after the fact. LEL, how bad did your average roman feel about the gauls their ancestors flossed on?

>>14407000
One of the previous posters here. I'm part native. I hate to see retards being angry at having pretty much everything. Chuck them back into the forest without their cell phone, clothes made for them, steel tools, education that came from schools, hell written language was a white thing. Fuck off muh heritage pricks. You could probably learn more about native american culture in two weeks of middle-school than most native american protesters know.

>>14407059
>One of the previous posters here. I'm part native.

Every time

>>14405718
9/11

>>14405794
check your teeth mate

>>14405794
>you yanks stick out when you come over here, you dress like absolute rubbish and are generally loud, fat and unpleasant
hahahah this

>>14405718
Absolutely disgusting/10

>>14405718
It needs more cooking

>>14406792
Fucking jesus what a fag