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>> No.14399408

Not really unless you want the fetish audience

>> No.14399425

>>14399393
>cow farts
it's the cows burping for fuck sakes

>> No.14399429

Burger king tastes like chemical cleaner

>> No.14400329

>>14399429
Someone who works there hates you

>> No.14400336

why would cows be on a low carb diet??

>> No.14400363

This is why I fucking left journalism. Even though I was in a small town and had the opportunity to report on local issues that people in my community actually needed good information on, which I could provide, this time of bullshit where you just roll with whatever fucking press release comes across your desk because you need a new tweet has absolutely ruined real reporting. Fuck journalism, I was never a "journalist." I was a reporter.

Do you think BK came up with this as anything other than a PR campaign?...and they just fucking run it as news.

>> No.14400418

BK's marketing team are fucking retarded

reminder they thought this was a good idea https://youtu.be/0ef7xw2J500

>> No.14400442

>>14400418
Problem?

>> No.14400877
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>>14400363

>> No.14400893

>>14400877
Damn, Feels Guy got ripped.

>> No.14401504
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>>14400363
Imagine becoming an academic writer for a respectable academic journal then.
exact same nonsense from what I'm told, in fact, they're the ones who feed the reporters.

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14401573

BK raises its own cows?

>> No.14401605

>>14400336
I guess it just means what's easier for them to digest.

>> No.14401631

>>14400336
Cause Hipsters and Environmentalists are the definition of retards.

>> No.14401654

>>14400877
i ain't hurt dawg made the switch to a comfy PR gig around the start of 2017 and had a huge bump in salary...all that disposable income went one place - Link.

>> No.14401658

>>14401654
also I came in the articles.

>> No.14401690

>>14399425
This. The reaction happens in one of their stomach.

>>14400418
How is this not a good idea? Do you want your food to be so inedible mold won't grow on it?

>> No.14401762

>>14401690
>How is this not a good idea?
>"How do we get people to buy our food? I know, let's show it to them all moldy!"

>> No.14401769

>>14399393
isn't methane a clean energy source?
why would you want to cut that down?

>> No.14401772

>>14401769
I mean clean burning.

>> No.14401891

>>14399393
Maybe they could stop feeding cows corn. Did they think about that?

>> No.14402085

Burger King is the most rancid fast food, period. If I learn someone has eaten at BK, I lose all respect for them.

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>>14399393
How viable is that lemongrass vs the traditional diet? I mean are you actually doing more good than harm? Do you have to ship a shit ton more lemongrass? Does the lemongrass take a lot more acreage and water? Is this fee-good liberal nonsense?

>> No.14402367

>>14399393
how much more mentally ill is this leftist shit going to become?

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14402436

Of course. Where do you think farts come from? Food is future farts. I'm going to open a restaurant chain and call it "Future Feces"

>> No.14402446

>>14402165
Apparently seaweed does this as well and is carbon neutral to produce

>> No.14402558

>>14400363
Being a journalist in a small town means you pander to a bunch of illiterate yokels who wouldn’t believe what you reported on anyway

>> No.14402716

>>14399393
Is Beano still in business?

>> No.14402734

>>14400363
The hell kind of small-town publication was making you chase trends like cow "farts"? Was it one of the ones gobbled up by some large-ass media company?

>> No.14402741

>>14401573
most likely subsidize third parties to do it for them

>> No.14403007

>>14399393
Does this mean that the patties will get even smaller?

>> No.14404291

>>14402165
it does take a lot more to ship. lemon grass is only grown in tropical areas. this means shipping in loads of shit from other parts of the world to america when they instead could be eating things grown by the neighbor.

>> No.14404402

>>14400336
I think it's just incorrect information, I can't find anything about low-carb diets for cows except for this tweet and a bunch of copies of it. I think it's just a "low methane" diet, not low carb.

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People still believe in this hoax ?

>> No.14404418

>>14402558
>Anyone actually reading the local paper

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>>14404417
Reminds me of those gender wage gap infograms that feminists post that present (incomplete) information in such a way as to make you reach an incorrect conclusion.

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>>14404483
I am more concerned about this than some 'climate change'

>> No.14404515

>>14404505
Is that just India