/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Where's the meat?

>>14362588
>being a meat cuck

>>14362582
Gross.

>>14362582

if I pay you 50 rupees more, will you wash your hands before you make that dish?

For only 50 cents, you can slop down Pajeet dung and many other bacterial wastes! Then when you're done, go bathe in the doo doo river to wash off the remaining sludge from your bum

>>14362582
Keep it my dog wont eat it
May even make him sick

>>14362582
Yea, but it's impossible to find a good cheeseburger in New Delhi.

>>14362600
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA

this is why I come to 4chan(nel). FuCK NONWHITES

>all these immunelets scared to eat based street food

>>14362619
thye poop hehe

>>14362589
>living in such abject poverty that you can't afford proper nutrition

FIFTY DOLLARS? Bro you need to come to America NOW. We have dollar menus here bro only 1 rupee

>>14362648
we hate everyone different from us, it called redpill sweaty

>>14362582
Diarrhea for days is for free too! Can't beat that.

Anyone here actually been to India? I'd love to go at least once. Chances are I'll have to go for one my friend's weddings in the future.

>>14362658
I'd go on a probiotic regimen before going if I were you. Good luck, and may dodge a bullet and not shit out on organ.

>>14362656
they poop on their hands!
>>14362658
no, they're brown and gross, i.e. inferior. Stay in America, we're the greatest nation on earth for a reason. To hell with the rest of the world, especially the third world with all their shitskins

>>14362658
India seems based, I’ve only been to SEA and very briefly japan

>>14362671
they literally eat shit and put shit in their food, you will die if you go there, they're also all rapists and ugly

>>14362675
Yeah man those kinds of places love white dudes, they’ll treat you like a prize fighter

You dicksneezes are all lying if you think >>14362582 isn't the tastiest looking shit
Do Indians even eat this? Shit like this is really popular in North America, and that's because everyone (including you) likes it

>>14362588
Is that not butter chicken?
it looks like butter chicken which is quite delicious, pajeet memes aside.

>>14362670
Hi summershit

>>14362582
Indian food in America is great, but, come on. I'm not gonna eat street food in a developing nation. It's not even remotely worth it. Ironic racism aside, it's just not sanitary.

>>14362648
>FIFTY DOLLARS? Bro you need to come to America NOW. We have dollar menus here bro only 1 rupee
LMAO

>>14362582
>rupee

>>14362582
>50 rupee, you can not find meal with better value in the West
Meal? No.
That's 1/4cup of rice, bread in case you didn't get enough starch, and 1 Tbsp of mayo with some blitzed green chilies, and about 1/4th of a chicken thigh.

>>14362582
>left hand touching the food

>>14363010
>Indian food in America is great

>>14362658
I'm already from a low income area, if I could afford a vacation/trip why would I go to an ever lower income area?
Even if my money would go further it's just kinda depressing

>>14362618
Reddit

>>14362582
murican here

at the local gurdwara's langar hall i can get this for free

I bet you ate it with your hands like a fucking chimp.

>>14362582
V
Is that paneer or chicken? I grew up on authentic Indian curry and its quite close to my heart; if you have any recipes on this I'd be glad to hear them

>>14364004
I'm actually kind of surprised why fewer people haven't caught on to just how much free food you can get by going to temple, even if you're not of their faith. Hell, especially if you're not of their faith. Cup of tea and some good food over discussion.

Good diarrhea.

>>14362618
Go back

>>14362633
>You need meat for proper nutrition
kek

>>14363347
Correct.

>>14362619
It looks like sloppy shit on rice

>>14362582
>Indians have to pay 50 precious stones just for a pile of slop

>>14364027
imagine being so feminine that you use utensils for everything

>>14364896
Wouldn’t mind letting a few Indian goddesses shit on rice for me

DESIGNATED

>>14362582
50 rupees get you 50 poo pees lmao

>>14362582
except for the super bugs

>>14362658
Been there several times. Trick is to stay at a cheap hotel for like $10 a night (which you probably won't need to) but eat $10 buffet lunches from the high end hotels. Go now becuz lockdown making the air clear, when I went the air in the city was progressively worse each time to point literally everyone is constantly hocking big looies from the car exhaust. Also drive to Nepal if you can, that fucking highway/road gets intense af in the mountains and you can stop at these little villages for all kinds of fresh fish straight from the river (mountain river not Ganges river).

>>14362582
I never know what Im supposed to do with the mint sauce

>>14366750
That's raita for cooling the spice on your tongue.

>>14366752
hmm I see, I'll try that next time

50 rupee? So 67 cents? So the cost of a homemade quarter-pound burger? I'm not seeing the value here.

>>14362633
Yeah god forbid he runs out of carcinogens and estrogen

>>14364074
Most people dont like to seek out religious fucks talking to them over food. Its not worth it. Pretty sure you can get free food in most if not all religious places. As an ex muzzie i know mosques 100% have it ive also seen some churches have sunday meals and tea with cakes etc...

>>14366788
Do you realize how insanely cheap beans and rice are? Especially for a full meal consisting of beans and rice, you're overpaying at 67 cents.

>>14362582
Why is everyone so fucking poor and obsessed with "value" on /ck/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS5rglqOF90

>>14366796
You can't have fun with tits that big, oppai piggus need to get mastectomies. Look at that shit, it's veiny and her skin probably sags too. Small supple tits snap back when you do something to them and are also let you be closer to her heart.

>>14362582
hey man how do you make green curry without any of the fish shit ?

Indian cuisine is #1

>>14366970
>>>/hm/

>>14362582
Full of ecoli bacteria, they do not understand hygiene.

Indonesian food is much better.

>>14362619
Streed food is fine, the vomit OP posted? No thanks

>>14365624
OP you got some splainin to do

>>14366970
Factually incorrect. A bitch with fat udders is the most fun you can have in the sack. Makes cowgirl absolutely God tier.

>>14367533
You can't even hold each in a single hand, can't cup two at a time, can't tell where the nip starts and ends.

>>14367389
IMAX 70mm projection.

>>14367385
Get a load of poojeet.

>>14362582
>.67 USD for all that
You're right, but we also don't have to shit in the street or frequently die of foodborne illness, so I'll take the mark up.

>>14362619
Ramanujan - arguably the most important mathematician of the 20th century - died from complications of foodborne illnesses in his fucking 30's. I'll stay over here with my weak immune system and still extant life, thanks.

>>14367544
>tiny handed man is low t and hates huge breasts
I'm shocked.

>>14362582
Almost makes up for the absurd position, the extreme caste-based poverty, holy river filled with trash and corpses that everyone baths in and gets diseased from, the watering tranny beggars who harass people until they're paid to fuck off, the still ongoing use of asbestos, and the endless amounts of human feces.

Poo in the loo, Rajesh.

>>14367683
But somehow still better than the hellhole called USA.KEK

>>14367683
Still better than England LOL

>>14367683
Still better than Pakistan LMAO

>>14367385

Kek

>>14367743
Name one cuisine that's more advanced. There is none, not even french haute cuisine.

>>14367756
Literally any country that uses utensils.

>>14367761
>needing utensisls to eat
ngmi

>>14367703
>>14367722
>>14367727
>our country sucks and we literally cannot defend it from Chinese with rocks, but seriously we are better than you.
I typically don't give handouts to beggars, but have a (You).

>>14367791
cope

>>14367786
>reject modernity
>embrace open defecation

>>14367797
Thanks! Just looking out for you, my man.

>>14367791
Only ex-redditors consider post number citations to be some kind of upvote methadone.

>>14367819
>t. reddit expert
I will have to trust your opinion doc. Explains why you lust for responses too! Genius.

>>14367761
Factually incorrect.

>>14367791
>>14367819
BTFO

>>14367830
Huh?

>>14367836
>>14367848
>>14367869
>desperate samefagging

>>14367882
>there's no way more than one person could be disagreeing with ME, the smartest man in this thread!

>>14367882
stay seething

>>14367882
Factually incorrect, again.
Stop being ignorant and try some chaat masala, you won't regret it. Great on sandwiches.

>>14367916
>>14367919
>>14367926
>didn't read
Sorry, what?

>>14367932
Thanks for the (You)

>>14362582
Its not possible, for 6 sek per meal or 0.67 usd you have to buy it in volumes to even get close :D

>>14367941
I can make pea soup for like 75-100 rupees a meal but nothing more than that except rahmen noodles when they are on sale.

>>14367940
Anytime, buddy.

>>14367926
>sandwhiches
Fuck that, I add it to some sliced red onion with some kashmiri chili p. Great topping for just about any curry, even sega wat.

>>14366970
you know thats a trace of a real woman right?

This poster >>14367947 is angry Pakistani who can not accept the world love Indian food but no one care about Pakistani culture at all LOL

>>14367947
Yes, sure, it's perfect for salads and pakoras or grilled meatst too, but try the Mumbai Sandwich some time also.

>>14367703
>>14367722
>>14367727
As bad as they are, nothing is worse than India. It is a giant, festering trashcan.

>>14367954
Yeah, so? Doesn't matter that the girl is real or fake. There's just no point to big milkers.

>>14367954
>eu03
>tracing

>>14362582
Except you have to be in India so yeah, I'd rather pay $10 for curry, rice and naan and live somewhere with indoor plumbing

>>14367544
>You can't even hold each in a single hand
How tiny are your hands dude, lmfao

>>14367962
>likes punjabi/northern india food
>gets called a paki
Guess I am an honorary Paki. Sucks man, because I like Modi and dislike islam... Alas!

>>14367963
>mumbai sammy
Fuck that sounds good. Gonna have to make it for the senpai this weekend.

>>14367999
Larger than yours faggot.

>>14368039
>too afraid to show skin colour
We're a diverse board, don't be scared.

>>14368039
Barring odd anatomical issues, you'd be able to comfortable have your pinky on the tail of spence and your thumb on the nipple of a woman's breast up to at least g-cup with a span like that.

>>14368083
Working on my tan.

>>14368107
It's not about being able to do it, it's about aesthetics. Big tits are disproportionate and unwieldy.

>>14368122
Don't be ashamed of your heritage bro. You are the latest in an unbroken chain that stretches to the beginning of life on this planet, same as the rest of us. We may fuck around and say shit here, and we may even mean it, but don't let that get under your skin. Albeit dark and swarthy skin covered in a fuck load of body hair...

>Big tits are disproportionate and unwieldy.
That is a common misconception among those that know they will never be able to have access to them. Much like how the poor people on this board praise taco bell and talk shit about anything that costs a lot, because they can't and wont ever be able to afford it.

C'est la vie.

>>14368122
>that much gold jewellery
Persian?

>>14368016
It's really good, check out some of the youtube clips. You'll find many other indian sandwich preparations too. I also liike to use left-over potato and pea curry as sandwich spread. Next thing I'll try to make is indian masala omelette, looks pretty simple.

>>14368157
Cell phone dealer

>>14362582
AGREED MY INDIAN BRO. JAI HIND from Tamil Nadu

>>14362600
>>14362606
>>14362608
Fuck off Racists how bout you wash that filthy attitude off your minds first

>>14368209
You missed quite a few other posts.

>>14368218
Ha the ones who visit India as tourists are always so polite and welcoming , only the basement neckbeards are racist, what a suprise

>>14368237
Ha in person or on the internet, Indians are always rapey, not a surprise.

>>14362582
>white rice with curry and seasoning
>a nice naan on the side
What are anons afraid of here, exactly?

>>14362582
Do you know how many octoroks you have to kill to get 50 rupees?

>>14362582
That meal is NOT 50 rupees, if you eat from a decent Indian restaurant it will run you around 10$, even if you go to the cheapest roadside stand you can get away with 4-5$ but then you risk food hygiene.

I'd take hainanese chicken rice over this anyday, chicken/paneer with curry is best had with garlic naan anyways.

>>14362582
> 50 rupee
I bet you find a small rupoo in the food, too

>>14368258
the cook not washing his hands after taking a dump on the designated shitting street

>>14368258
seething eurocuck!

>>14367761
>>14367756
he's actually right, 100% of european cuisine comes down to "main ingredient, butter, garlic"

don't get me wrong I love european cuisine but it's so simple a preschooler could make it properly.

>>14368350
>100% of european cuisine comes down to "main ingredient, butter, garlic"
fucking retard, european cuisine is more tha french cuisine. Check out russian , balkan and nordic cuisines before writing stupid things

>>14368258
>What are anons afraid of here, exactly?
Everything.

>>14362680
No, it's either naan or rice. Nobody eats these together. This is some "American" dish.

>>14364004
Big brain!
Steve Jobs also ate at local Gurudwara.

>>14364053
>murgh makhani
It's chicken with gravy

>>14366662
Go to North east or Uttarakhand or Himachal. Many trekkers and bikers go there for long rides.

>>14367663
that fag was a vegan simp, couldn't hold in high calorie bong foods.

>>14368359
>implying Classical French is that simple

>>14368411
how poo covered are the streets ? Should i get poo resistant tires?

>>14368016
top tier punju chad!

>>14368421
Only BIMARU areas are shitholes. The areas I stated are 9000 times better, lightly populated with extremely xenophobic indians and tibeto-burmese people. You can go anytime except during Monsoon and winter seasons.
>pic related
1300 years old Ladakh Goompha

>>14368449
bless your heart, you didnt realise that mean racist was making fun of you. The picture looks great though

>>14368464
I am equally or more racist and xenophobic than that anon, so it does not concern me.
Thanks tho.

>carbs
>carbs
>more carbs (potato in curry)
>spices
>cilantro
real balanced meal there

>>14362582
>50 rupee
All that fecal matter for 50 rupees? Such a deal op.
>you can not find meal with better value in the West
The west has hygiene laws, and you're eating food made by a guy that wipes bare handed, and washes without soap.

>>14368359
Russia is not e*rope. Please do not list them this way again. Thank you.

>>14368622
It's about as European as Turkey is.

>>14362658
India is great and the street food is based. If you are scared of getting diarrhea or something then you are a pussy and deserve to eat chicken tendies and tater tots for the rest of your life

>>14368122
Do you have a cute sister, preferably single?

>>14368491
literally all of western cuisine is
>carbs
>sugar
>butter
>more sugar

>>14368122
Does your family own a gas station?

50 rupee for a sloppa shit

>>14362582
50 rupee is about 67 cents in American money. That's a helluva deal, I must say.

>>14364896
That is curried vegetables on a bed of rice served with naan bread. All that shit for less than 70 cents is a fuckin' bargain.

>>14363809
because it's cheaper than somewhere nice and you might actually be able to afford it while still broadening your horizons

5 rupee. Beaten.

>>14363809
You're one of those people so stupid that they deserve to be poor.

>>14367663
he got sick in bongland though

>>14368391
yeah, that's why it's good

>>14362713
Try dosa masala my nigga, shit will blow your mind

>>14363347

Have you had Indian food in America? It's great.

>>14368955
>Spend $1000+ and fly for 24 hours to go to some shit hole when you're broke
>Alternatively, drive for a day to a nicer location in the U.S.
Hmmm, I wonder which sounds more appealing.

>>14368016
Modi is pro Islam. If you dislike Islam you should also dislike modi

>>14362582
diarrhea.

>>14362582
honestly, there's nothing more overrated than european food.

>take a protein
>butter
>garlic
>random herb

you're done. that's 99% of western dishes right there.

>>14366662
Describe the intense roads...narrow, winding, unpaved, blind corners, steep drop off with no guard rail......?

>>14362658
Just make sure your immunizations are up to date (take meningitis and hepatitis booster shots, and polio) drink bottled water, bring anti diarrhea and good anti-biotics with you and you'll be fine

>>14371068
>Describe the intense roads...narrow, winding, unpaved, blind corners, steep drop off with no guard rail......?

Over the course of 24+ hours you go from kind of hilly shit to driving between beautiful mountains with fields of golden mustard between them. (stopping in the middle when your guide tries to wake a border agent in the middle of the night and gets greeted with a rifle to the face), to driving up some hilly af shit to it being straight up landfalls and shit wiping out the highway a couple of weeks before. Kind of a grown up version of the pig trail in Arkansas.

>>14370997
that's 99% of food outside of mainland China, desu.

>>14371163
Gotcha. I've driven some shit roads in the mountains of Central America and surprisingly Norway. 100 miles may take a full day but that's part of the adventure

>>14362658
You couldn't pay me to visit that shit hole

>>14366180

>>14367786
>uses tools to cleanse ass
>uses receptacle and water for shit

>>14362658
I have never been, but I know a lot of the girls I went to school with have literally gone insane and become crystal thots, they go to india all the time and wear silly costumes (they think they enlightened), but you see natives in the background wearing nike shirts lol.

Anyway, the only people I know of, that think India is NOT a smelly shithole, are the people that think they can buy enlightenment from touristy "shamans" and probably will end up in some yoga instructors harem, before being too old to find a man or wife, getting a bunch of cats and/or raccoons and then dying alone with nothing but a bunch of phony memories to your name of getting scammed by pajeets.

>>14370894
Staying as close as possible to your birthplace sounds like the better deal.
Things that are different are scary.

>>14362582
>rupees
>west

>>14371476
Not so great at math in the west?
Don't worry, we'll take the relevant jobs then.

>>14371477
>call centers
>relevant
sir, please do the needful

>>14371482
Studying in Germany for CS right now and I have much better grades than my western counterparts.
Back in India, I will do these jobs for much less money too.
So your companies would basically be retarded to not have me do the work your neckbeards and autists wanted to do.

>>14371493
sneedful

>>14371493
>Western companies hiring DurgaSoft rejects
I shred Indian resumes en masse. You're neither worth the time nor the effort to go through the immigration papers.

>>14364569
Yes.

>>14362582
>eating rice and naan at the same time
absolutely disgusting

>>14366788
or B12, or iron, or essential amino acids but ok

>>14368157

>>14362582
>he's holding the dish with his left hand
>his left thumb is actually touching the naan

That serving must be for American tourists.

>>14362582

OK Zelda.

>>14371521
Smart. I would do the same. At least half of the degrees are forgeries. It's not worth the time to verify the quals with a statistic like that.

>>14368039
>So insecure, he sat down and made this, just to prove his hands aren't tiny
lmao this fucking place

>>14368039
handlet

>>14362590
Ohh, sorry Amerilard, it's not a burger thread.
Shame on you for thinking it was.

>>14362600
>Americans and their constant need to wash their hands even when it's not necessary

Have you never heard of fucking servers gloves you retard?

>>14371842
Yeah, not washing a glove is so much better than not washing a hand. Moron.

>>14371850
Change gloves retard

>>14362633
>meat
>proper nutrition

Yikes

>>14362582
OP, you need to realise that 4chan, especially /ck/, is full of retarded Americans, who don't or never will know foreign food, unless it's something that America has ruined to suit their lack of a palate.
This can be found in American-Chinese food, American-Italian food and the like.
And they are very quick to defend this dumbed down shit on here, with statements like "America took these foods and made them so much better".
Fuck, if you believe that, you are almost retarded as the person typing that shit out.

America is like the poor cousin of food that sort of tries and fails to make the grade and just goes for the lower level food, this is why fast food is so popular there, no thought is needed to make this level of "cuisine".

>>14371883
Fuck off soy-boy vegan

>>14371905
eurocucks BTFO

>>14371905
You sound mexican

>>14368391
I dunno many most Indians I know have both with curry. Usually the naan is to clean the last bit of sauce.

Kinda like how Italians will have garlic bread with pasta

>>14368122
Nice ring bro.

>>14362670
Based poc slayer

>>14371473
You are friends with too many women and not enough men.

>>14372859
Yeah, cause some incel on the internet could possibly know that.

>>14362582
>$0.67 for curry
>8 hours in lost wages from food poisoning + hospital bills because Sanjay used his left hand while cooking

>>14362582
10% of all tourists who go to India come home with hepatitis
fun fact

>>14362582
As much as I shit (lol) on indian food for being a meme, tikka chicken masala and naan bread are fucking great, seasoning in indian food is also really good.

>>14362600
Kek

>>14362582
im finna smash a whole bunch of pots

Indians ought to be ashamed of themselves

>>14362582
>This retard thinks its hard to get cheap butter chicken
It's literally just seasoned chicken in a tomato/yogurt sauce with cilantro sprinkled on top.

>>14363347
>>14370460
They're the most unsanitary restaurants. They simply have no concept of food hygiene.

It's really not complicated. Just make your own spice rub and you can have quality Indian food at home.

>>14373551
i agree.
what specifically do you have against the streetshitters?

>>14373554
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A KITCHEN NIGHTMARE

>>14362582
Would rather have Jap curry, you got out poo'd

>>14373567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

>>14373569
>NIPPON KARE RAISU SO KAWAIIII
When will this weeb bullshit stop.
Jap "curry" is not even good. It's just shitty stew.

>>14373555
When I worked retail, indians would try to haggle over set prices. They would to get me to give them a tour of the store when I was literally the only employee during a rush where the store was packed. They would ask stupid questions like
>the product is x dollars per pound, what is that in kilos?
they were generally rude to the female employees. Fresh off the boat Indians would stare at the female employees butts and tits and stuff. Truly disgusting. They would come in literally as I was closing the door for the night and stay for 15 minutes or so, which made me leave an hour later. They either reeked of BO or of curry or whatever the fuck and unironically stink up our store to the point where I had to set up a fan to blow it out of the store. Above all that they are just rude motherfuckers who think they’re still in India where they can treat retail workers like shit. If they weren’t rude they were stupid. Like they’d hand me a 100 dollar bill for something that costs like 5 bucks, and I couldn’t accept it because it would wipe out our cash in the registers, even though they had a credit card.

They’re just awful people. I’ve never met an Indian person I didn’t hate.

>>14373601
This desu
thai > indian > everything else >>> japanese

>>14373605
That sounds like every American I've had to deal with.

>>14373693
Plus all they did was bastardize the british bastardisation of Indian curry.

>>14362619
>scared to eat designated shitting street food
Fixed it.

>>14362582
Id unironically eat this, I like asian food. In germany we dont have any meals that dont rely on ingredients from other countries

>>14372990
lol rekt

>>14374070
Butter chicken is easy. The hardest part is assembling the spice collection. Once you do that it's just measuring the spices into a fried tomato paste slurry and cooking some chicken. Then you dump in some coconut milk or cream.

>>14362582
Shitty

>>14371842
I have, I can't speak for Indians

>>14371905
Based

>>14371842
Have you not heard of a toilet?

>>14362658
My Indian friend said every time he goes there's an overwhelming stench of shit as soon as he exits the plane. I have no desire to go.

>>14363347

>Nah bro, that restaurant doesn't have a hole in the wall vibe to it maaan, naw no way dude this isn't authentic enough for my palette man noo way man naa this isn't REAL indian food trust me I'm from vermont

>>14370410
Yea right, probably blow my asshole out too, no thanks.

Wooow, that stuff's expensive! Do you know how much grass I need to cut and how many pots I need to break for 50 friggin rupees?!

>>14367663
This. Spend the extra money and save your organ trauma for binge drinking.

>>14362582
>you can not find meal with better value in the West
That looks delicious Rajan, but you're wrong. And pic related doesn't look anywhere near as good as the rectangular pizza they serve in my neighbourhood
>cheap
>tasty and filling
>can be eaten anywhere without the need for forks or knives
10/10 on-the-go meal

>>14371621
Oh, no...