/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14352790
>using all the buns
no

For me, it's the Land, Sea, and Air Burger

>>14352790
More like the McBreadBang

Secret menu implies it's something separate from the regular menu and not regular menu items with a nickname a retarded latino teenager would think is funny

>>14352834
This. Correct construction is just top bun off the mcchicken and putting the mcdouble on top. With both top and bottom bun

>>14352834
whiteoid detected

>>14352790
>dark meat on the outside
>white meat on the inside
What did he mean by this?

>ask for the mcsatan
>big macu with fish patty instead of middle bun
>cashier doesnt know what that is
>argue until manager kicks me out

>>14353122
Wrong. From the bottom, they build the bun, the meat, then the toppings. Taking the top bun off means messing with the mayo and lettuce of the McChicken or the ketchup and pickle of the Cheeseburger. You remove the bottom bun and put them...

>>14352790
>>14352834
tooo much bread

>playing with your food and giving it goofy names
What are you, 12?

>>14353339
Yeah 12 inches deep in YOUR MOM

>>14353371
BASED

>>14352790
just imagine a mckroket in there. would be heaven.

>>14353191
God that movie makes me fucking depressed. What a horrible piece of shit film

>>14353740
Is that real?

>>14352790
Haha imagine being in a real gangbang

>>14353858

>>14353190
>asking for "secret menu" items by name
You're either retarded or a sociopath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyQAvyoRAo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0mypCBNUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFnAl8fHJ_Y

>>14352790
Always wanted to get a quesarito at chipotle but I am a beta and just order online.

>>14353371
I will acknowledge that I have been duly served.

>>14353845
i cannot confirm nor deny

>>14353840
it's a cautionary tale what do you expect

>>14353840
Whats the movie name?

>>14355062
Requiem for a Dream

>>14352790
Looks like a McSloppashit

>>14355062
>>14355178
Don’t watch it if you’re not ok with wanting to kill yourself for the rest of the day

>>14355062
Boku no picu

>>14353898
Each of those "men" deserves to have the shit beat out of them

>>14355190
For real though, every copy of that movie, even digital copies, should be collected and fired into the sun. The Catholic Church should reestablish its list of forbidden books, and just put that fucking piece of shit movie on it, enforceable by burning at the stake.

>>14355236
What's so bad about it?

>>14355257
It's not bad as in the quality is horrendous
It's bad as in, this stuff can actually happen to you and people you love and it is extremely depressing. Like another person posted, it is a cautionary tale.

>>14355300
I like to watch it on Christmas, really polarizes how great life is an makes me appreciate it more.

>>14352790
It’s not a secret menu item if you have to assemble it yourself you fucking retard

Jamba Juice had the best secret menu.
They just removed white gummi from the secret menu and added it to the real menu.
They still have a few great secret smoothies tho.

Pink Starburst is the best Jamba Juice smoothie.

>>14355257
It's about a bunch of heroin addicts

t. used to date a heroin addict

Requiem for a Dream isn't a cautionary tale, it's a tale of stupidity. Fuck that worthless movie.

>>14353190

>>14353371
how can one man be so based?

>>14355190
It’s a shame you haven’t actually killed yourself because then you wouldn’t waste peoples times with you retarded faggot comments.

>>14353191
That scene always makes me horny AF

>>14355827
Does this get to happen to you if you order that?

>>14352910
>not adding two strips of bacon for a Noah's Ark

>>14353898
>asking for "secret menu" items by name
I used to work for Starbucks, and "secret menu" twats were the worst fucking customers. At least someone going to McDonald's and ordering "secret menu" items by name would at least know what's in the fucking he's ordering.

>>14353898

>I'm sorry we don't serve gangbangs here

>>14352790
John Cena is maybe the cringiest “celebrity” in existence. I know all celebs have a fake persona as their public image, but his is especially fake and annoying. His forced meme is gay, too.

>>14353898
Imagine being a fully grown man and ordering this childish shit.

>>14357789
It's the same people who shout I'm Pickle Riiiiiick!

>>14353898
>>14353898

holy fuckin cringe

>>14357923

are we talking about the actual wrestler? whats wrong with him? the dude does tons and tons of charity work

>>14358001
>the dude does tons and tons of charity work
Oh wow really I totally don’t think he’s a gigantic faggot anymore.

>>14353371

>>14353371

>>14352790
>McGangbang
What is this, 2010?

>>14352790
>>14352910
order before 10:30 or whenever they stop serving breakfast, get a sausage egg mcmuffin, wait a few minutes until they start serving lunch; then order a cheeseburger, a mcchicken and a fillet o fish. fuck even throw on some bacon if you're feeling adventurous. enjoy the mcfrankenstein's monster. I don't have any pictures because I'm not american enough to try this technique.

>>14352790