/ck/ - Food & Cooking

she puts the stockpot in the stew or else she gets the knife again

>>14347426
Imagine his druggie son asking him where’s the pot and receiving a Knorr Stock Pot® with his dad making that face.

>>14347515
>”Why dad, I didn’t ask for this”
>”Well, let me put it this way...you can smoke it or not: it’s your choice”

he cute

>>14347426

I feel like he would be a real hard ass as a dad, how the hell did his kid turn out like that

>>14347550
Imagine growing up as a kid with a dad who would slide stock pots inside your cereal bowl filled with milk and then saying

>”Drink it or throw everything down the sink: it’s your choice”

And beating you with a belt after you refused to drink that.

>>14347550
He seriously gives off a really srtict and stern vibe, but I'm not sure that this makes you a good father.

>>14347582
To me it looks superficial, probably he's a softie irl

>>14347586
For all I know that might be actually true. But I'm not sure.

>>14347625
Do you think he posts here?

>>14347676
Yeah, no.

>>14347687
Hello Marco.

>>14347550
I doubt he was ever around when he was growing up. Chefs have shit family lives and someone like Marco probably did 18 hour days because he is such a control freak.

>>14347703
I would be really glad if I actually was Marco.

>>14347525
(´ ∀ ` *)

>>14347569
AGAHAHA

>>14347676
It's actually me, Marco Pierre White. Honestly. Feel free to ask me anything.

>>14347625
Some people are like that. It's like the male version of resting bitch face

>>14347706
Can relate. Both of my parents are chefs. Barely saw my dad when I grew up. He didn't show up to my birthdays or didn't join mom and I on vacations. My mom was slightly better, but she turned out to be a garbage chef as a result.
On the brighter side of things, we were well off financially because my parents worked their asses of.

>>14347856
What did you do to make your son such a fuck-up? (and don't blame your whore ex-wife)

>>14348713
Knorr stock pots

In his prime he would’ve been fucking horrible to work with. Nothing worse then a head chef that doesn’t forgive and forget. Eventually it breaks you. You’ll end up walking out mid service because you were 30 seconds late on a cold dish.

>>14347426
>You can choose to live or not, it's your choice. There is no life really.

>>14348792
>walking out mid service
he would fire you before you had the chance to walk out.

>>14348821
True

>>14347550
>he would be a real hard ass as a dad, how the hell did his kid turn out like that
have you never met a stoner druggie irl?

>>14347856
Who gave you that faggot middle name?

Nothing worse than these macho chefs like Marco and Gordon who think they've done a stint in the fucking SAS just because they know how to make an omelette, like dude you're doing a womans job lol

>>14352054
based
this is why i am a tranny

>>14347586
He’s probably a real hard-ass (not just a stupid yeller) in the kitchen but a softie with his son