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Anonymous Thu Jul 2 14:10:20 2020 No.14338494 [Reply] [Original]

>gf asks if i want anything from chickfila
>tell her just a sandwich and some fries
>she gets here
>look at my fries
>there's only like 10 in there, very obvious someone had been eating them
should i break up with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 14:15:32 2020 No.14338514 >>>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 15:54:47 2020 No.14338949 >>14338494 Yeah, that's a fuckin dick move right there. If she wanted fries she should have gotten an order for herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 16:02:23 2020 No.14338977 >>14338494 Your gf(male) has clearly established herself(himself) as the alpha and you are her(his) bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 16:36:53 2020 No.14339162 >>14338494 She's a fry snatcher, Jerry! A fry snatcher? She takes her fry quota from other people. Fry snatcher! I can't do this, Jerry. I can't keep losing fries on my every meal like this. But what about the tickets? George is getting frustrated!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:20:38 2020 No.14339607 >>14339162 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:24:09 2020 No.14339619 if you're looking for an out that's a reasonable place to start will fuck her up good kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:25:14 2020 No.14339626 >>14338494 if i was your dad i'd straight up shoot you and then shoot myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:28:50 2020 No.14339643 This nigga is homosexual and his girlfriend is a tranny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:38:36 2020 No.14339695 >>14338494 My wife does this all of the time. I stopped asking for fries, just to avoid the anger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:40:25 2020 No.14339706 >>14338494 Man its a dick move on her part but you should a realized by now EVERY SINGLE CHICK PULLS THIS SHIT and thats why you order TWO sets of fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:41:22 2020 No.14339712 >>14339162 I love it

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 18:44:58 2020 No.14339724
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>>14338494
>be me
>go get food for me and my gf
>get two things of fries
>munch on hers the way home
>munch on mine so they look even
>sneak a couple extra from hers

I do this every fucking time kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 19:02:58 2020 No.14339842 >>14339724 Ur a horrible person n if ur gf does this she's equally bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 19:13:55 2020 No.14339915 >>14338494 how fat are you, greedy fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 19:18:24 2020 No.14339935 >>14338494 Women are entitled bitches who think taking other people's stuff is cute.

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 19:41:12 2020 No.14340038

>>14338494
Wait till the morning before she's about to go for her morning dump, quickly grab her forcefully then tie her to the bed with her legs behind her head, eat her ass while saying you're not leaving until she gives you back the fries she stole from last night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 19:42:55 2020 No.14340045 >>14340038 You're a fucking filthy degenerate that deserves to be nailed to a cross

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 21:39:48 2020 No.14340530 >>14339724 Dangerously based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 21:45:10 2020 No.14340567 File: 291 KB, 825x735, 30728327_10209854495759547_8766785153222574080_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14339724 this lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:02:16 2020 No.14340665 >>14338494 GIMME A CHICNE SANDWWHICH AND WAFFLE FRIES WITH A DR PEPPER> > > > FOR FREE xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:21:53 2020 No.14340782 File: 6 KB, 203x250, 1592665239383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14338494 >get offered free shit >I expected more wahhhhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 09:14:13 2020 No.14342522 >>14338494 >Aoi poster is a cuck Checks out

>>	GINA, from VA Fri Jul 3 09:15:35 2020 No.14342525 >>14338494 you post anime and go to cukfull-A youre lucky anyone likes you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:11:54 2020 No.14342696 >>14338494 I will never have another gf. Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:17:04 2020 No.14342713 what the fuck this thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:22:35 2020 No.14342732 >>14338494 if she can't resist eating your fries you can't reasonably expect her to resist another mans dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:30:21 2020 No.14342768 >>14339162 Elaine: I've been a fry snatcher. What's the big deal? Jerry: Elaine you don't get between a man and his fries! Kramer enters Jerry: Kramer George's new girlfriend is a fry snatcher. Kramer seizes in shock

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:32:04 2020 No.14342774 >>14339162 >>14342768 Am I on reddit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:36:33 2020 No.14342790 >>14342774 anon if you can't appreciate jewfeld quotes your life is sad. lighten up

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:38:26 2020 No.14342802
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>>14342790
>anon if you can't appreciate jewfeld quotes your life is sad. lighten up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:40:08 2020 No.14342815 >>14342802 Boy you're really trying hard to fit in, aren't you :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:40:48 2020 No.14342820 >>14342774 Does it matter anymore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:41:11 2020 No.14342823 >>14342768 Kramer: she's a nigger! she's a fry nigger!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:41:48 2020 No.14342828 File: 14 KB, 300x300, 1579799877583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14342815 >Boy you're really trying hard to fit in, aren't you :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:52:01 2020 No.14342856 my wife does this. makes me feel good about jizzing in her coffee

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 10:55:10 2020 No.14342861 File: 60 KB, 512x512, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14342823

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 11:14:20 2020 No.14342931

>>14339724
this.
honestly its just me being petty because she's such a whiney bitch if I don't immediately drop everything I'm doing to go get dinner.

dumb bitch, you have a car, you can drive to mcdonalds too. why do i need to stop what i'm doing to go pick you up food when I'm not even hungry? you bet your ass i'm going to eat some of your fries and "accidentally" shove it up your ass tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 11:34:02 2020 No.14342990 >>14338494 Beat the fuck outta her faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 11:37:12 2020 No.14342998 >>14338494 Unironically yes. That is extremely disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 11:44:47 2020 No.14343013 >>14338494 She should be broken by the wheel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 14:30:14 2020 No.14343702 >>14342823 Woah, did they really use language like that in Friends? The 80s must have been so weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:03:00 2020 No.14343895 File: 46 KB, 582x582, 1592549949363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14338494 >You're gonna monch on my dick just as many times as you monched on my fries Easy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 19:36:36 2020 No.14345141 >>14339706 >thats why you order TWO sets of fries this wtf, it's basic shit women always pick at your food because they think it doesn't "count" toward their daily calories, so you just order double what you'd normally get

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 19:39:34 2020 No.14345168 >>14339162 >>14342768 Hey, uh, if Larry David is reading this, I think you should approve that script. It's getting real interesting and I like the jokes because I can relate to that situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 19:41:33 2020 No.14345176 >GF is vegetarian >orders Indian >gets the wrong order of chicken curry >it's all mine

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