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14331300 No.14331300[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

She knocks on your door at 1am in the morning, what do you feed her?
I'd give her some cheeseburgers, she's a bit thin for me but that can be corrected.

>> No.14331308

feed her a knuckle sandwich and a knee to the abdomen
fucking r*ssian shitters are not invited in my domicile.

>> No.14331309

>>14331308
based

>> No.14331316

TELL HER TO FUCK OFF. ITS 1am what sane fuck ?

>> No.14331321

>>14331316
I was gonna say something about massive amounts of splooge but this a realistic answer.

>> No.14331330

>1am in the morning

>> No.14331351

ummm eggs sweety?

>> No.14331361

>>14331316
>>14331321
>>14331330
>>14331330
I've usually been awake for 4 hours by 1 am in the morning

>> No.14331362
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14331362

Бecпoлeзнaя шлюхa, you of must peeling the potatoe, we are makings potato salad блять

>> No.14331379

>>14331300
I would punish her for her countries meddling in the 2016 election! >:(

Let's just say that she won't be receiving any food...

>> No.14331404

>1AM in the morn

I am coked up and I proceed to uncomfortably molest her

>> No.14331415
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>>14331300
All the eggs.

Also, nice digits, sir.

>> No.14331471

>>14331300
frozen tater tots and vodka
maybe some left over takeout from popeye's if I have it

>> No.14331497

>>14331300
My wife’s pusy

>> No.14331598

>>14331497
based

>> No.14331609

an extremely hot girl knocking on the door at 1am cannot possibly end well

>> No.14331767
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14331767

>>14331300
my eggplant of course

>> No.14331776

Pesto gnocchi with green beans and fresh grated parmigiano reggiano cheese. some chicken sausage with spinach and gruyere cheese in it. Chardonnay with a couple cyclobenzaprine ground in it.

Then I wait with a 12ga for any trouble following her.

>> No.14331777

>>14331300
nothing, I don't help women

>> No.14331812

A few knuckle sandwiches, some beefy knee some meaty dick.

>> No.14331819

Toast with mayonnaise

>> No.14331828

>>14331300
is it free pizza?