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Ranch > marinara for dipping

>> No.14327535

>flexing on the lactose intolerant

>> No.14327573

>>14327443
there's already sauce on the pizza, why do you need to dip it into even more sauce?

>> No.14327599

>>14327443
Garlic >>>>>>>>>> ranch

>> No.14327817

>>14327573
That's clearly cheesy bread and not pizza. It has no sauce.

>> No.14327823

>>14327443
Only of you are referring to buffalo ranch

>> No.14327842

>>14327443

thanks for letting us know you're from Wisconsin

>> No.14327848
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>>14327842
Detroit, home of the best pizza for real men. Don't really care what some Mexican coastie has to say, find another thread.

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14327935

>blocks your path

>> No.14327947

These flyovers and their run of the mill pizza are really insufferable.

>> No.14327949

>>14327935
this shits like crack

>> No.14327956

>Jets
the best chain pizza
>deep dish
we're revving at 110%

>> No.14327964

>>14327848
looks good, but is this something one can only experience in detroit?

>> No.14327981
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>>14327964
Jet's Pizza is probably the most prolific Detroit-style pizza brand and it's all over the place (pic related). Little Caesar's also sells their "Deep! Deep! Dish" pizza, which is Detroit-style (but it is to Detroit-style pizza what their regular pizza is to other regular pizza).

>> No.14327989

>>14327981
I fucking love Jet's

>> No.14328007

>chain "restaurant" pizza
lmfao

>> No.14328028

>>14327443
Ranch is for pizza with sauce, but cheesy breadsticks need the acidity and sweetness of marinara

>> No.14328045

>>14328007
Whoa, boys, we got a badass here in this thread. Everybody watch out, this guy's a badass. I can't get over how much of a badass this guy manages to be in this thread.

>> No.14328705

>>14328045
This except unironically.

>> No.14328717

>>14327981
I wish they had it in Massachusetts. We have the worst fast food selection in the country.

>> No.14329046

>>14327443
Fucking based. I normally don't give a shit about ranch, but Jet's ranch with their turbo cheese sticks is out of control. If I wasn't trying to lose weight I would order that and an 8 corners supreme right now.

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>>14327443
Bowl of alfredo sauce>ranch>marinara

>> No.14329219

>>14327443
You're a fag! You aint got no blue cheese!

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>>14327443

>> No.14329234

>>14329190
What is that on top, a bowl of cum? You fucking faggot!

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>>14329234
Did you read my post dummy? It's a bowl of alfredo sauce numbnuts

>> No.14329861

>>14327443
What's it like being fat and alone?

>> No.14329868

>>14327848
>wheat beer with lemon slice
You're worse than the most obnoxious craft beer cunts.

>> No.14329888

>>14327848
Detroit may be a 3rd world shithole but I will fight to the death at the good cheap food there

>> No.14329892

>>14329226
>Dominos
Yikes...

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>>14329892
>tfw Bongeroo Dominos don't even have blue cheese dip

>> No.14329914

>>14327443
amerifats actually think this

>> No.14329918

>>14329912
You're not missing out on much. It's overly creamy, and the only blue cheese in it are these minuscule little specks.

>> No.14329919

>>14329226
Way too tangy. Ranch is perfect for dipping bread and crusts into. It's also great with fries. Really an underrated condiment in general.

>> No.14329921

>>14327981
Is jet's a good representation of what detroit style pizza is like?

>> No.14329945

>>14327443
Why do Americans dip everything in ranch?

>> No.14329988

>>14329945
Because the fried shit they eat is all too dry and yucky without some yummy drippy ranch!

>> No.14330027

>>14329921
It's a bit more greasy than what you'll get from smaller local places, but overall I'd say it's a decent representation.

>> No.14330212

>>14329945
Why are Yuropoors always so obsessed with us?

>> No.14330886

>>14329945
As an American I'd like to state that anyone who dips shit in Ranch is the lowest of tiers of humanity. It's fucking disgusting.

>> No.14330956

>>14329945
Why do British "people" dip everything in curry sauce and muslim semen?

>> No.14330969

>>14330886
This guy isn't from America

>> No.14331147

>>14327443
Fuck pizza places that give you just a tiny ass 2oz cup of marinara for a whole order of bread sticks, that shit costs 5 cents you Shylock motherfuckers.

>> No.14332074

>>14329868
its probably ice tea

>> No.14333460

>>14330886
This guy isn't from America.

>> No.14333657

>>14327443
ranch makes me gag
marinara is better
garlic sauce is best

>> No.14333659

>>14333657
I made ur mum gag last night m8

>> No.14333786

>>14330886
This guy isn't from America.

>> No.14333840

>>14327443
>ranch
I moved to Oregon in 2000 and that's the first place I saw ranch with pizza. It still baffles me.

>> No.14333843

>>14327848
You can get that from Dominoes

>> No.14333845

>>14327956
>deep dish
not pizza>>14328007

>> No.14333976

>>14329607
>alfredo's sauce
yeah its cum

>> No.14334371

>>14327935
how do they do it. FUCK papa johns but it's just so perfect

>> No.14334379

Do you think Italian ancestors would weep if they knew people were taking their culinary innovations and dipping them in a 1000kcal salty fat sauce

>> No.14334389

Pizza and ranch should never be together.

>> No.14334516

>>14327935
i'll eat it till i'm sick

>> No.14334527

>>14329234
>>14329607
>Alfredo
Alfredo's cum.

>> No.14334539

>>14334379
Italians cry and piss their pants over every fucking thing when it comes to their food. Fuck off.

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>>14327443

>> No.14335136

>>14327443
What is that called?
I'd like to try to make it at home

>> No.14335236

>>14327947
Don’t even fucking start with your margarita pizzas as if it sloppy ass cooking is “more authentic”
No one wants authentic. They want delicious.

>> No.14335243

>>14328007
Woah did my favorite restaurant make so much money they could open a second restaurant!? CHAIN ALERT FUCKING CORPORATIONS RUIN EVERYTHING I CANT BELIEVE THIS

>> No.14335250

>>14329868
It’s a shandy you fag. They always double dose on lemons. It’s the point.

>> No.14335259

>>14334379
Italians today cry that no one wants their sloppy ass pizzas as compared to American style. They larp as if authenticity is better tasting good. Same with spics.

>> No.14335281

caesar dressing > ranch

>> No.14335284

>>14328717
We have papa Gino’s faggot.

>> No.14335313
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>>14327935
I kinda like the dominos one better.

But there's a garlic dip up in leaf land from a retarded company called "pizza pizza", that has pretty good garlic dip.

>> No.14335317

>>14330886
This goy isn’t from America.

>> No.14335448

>>14327443
I want to personally murder everyone that eats ranch

>> No.14336796

Jet's Ranch is pretty famous in the Midwest.

Most people are used to shitty kind you get at the store, Jet's Pizza makes their own ranch in store, or at least they did back when I worked there. It was just buttermilk, Kraft Mayo, oil, and Hidden Valley seasoning packets. It would have a fresh, creamy, pert consistency, rather than the drippy liquid consistency most bottled pre made stuff has.

>> No.14336830

For me, it's chipotle dip

>> No.14336835

>not using every dip except for BBQ sauce

>> No.14336861
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>>14336835
I used to work at Jet's Pizza, and you'd be surprised how many people ordered the BBQ Chicken pizza with sides of ranch dressing. It was a black customer favorite, along with "wings with all sauce" which would have meant Frank's Red Hot, Sweet Baby Ray's original, and Sweet Baby Ray's Honey.

>> No.14337221

Pizza Hut sells sells "spicy garlic" which is just their garlic and parm sauce mixed with buffalo sauce. Delicious. Dip one side of a bite of pizza in that, and the other in ranch. Perfection.

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14337637

*blocks your path*

>> No.14338436

>>14335250
Even gayer.

>> No.14338615

Salad cream is one of the best pizza sauces