/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14324552
banana or kiwi
apple
every single tropical fruit you find on southeastern asian markets

>>14324576
How the fuck can you hate an apple?

>>14324584
boring, watery, often with a honest bad taste (only certain types of apples have decent taste) & 0 macronutrient intakes, but hey its subjective!

Blackberries and mango
Pineapple, the juice is nice but I don't like the texture. Dried fruit in general.
Mangosteen and lychee, I've only had the latter in juice form.

>>14324552
haha they look like vaginas

>>14324552
tfw your pay looks like upper right :(

>>14324552
tfw your pussy looks like upper right :(

>>14324817
Ohio?

protip: star fruit is very bad for those with kidney disease

>>14324817
post it?

>>14324667
Mangosteen and lychee are good

>>14324817
why the sad face then?

>>14324552
Tangelo is currently my favorite fruit

>>14324552
White peaches or asian pears
dragon fruit

>>14324552
Favorite: quenepas (Spanish lime), simply because of muh childhood
Hate: I despise persimmon
Fruit to try: too many I can think of But I’ll name one: star apple

>>14324817
Gross. I’m top left

all girls post your vagina
shit on these jannies
push them around

>>14324817
Ew do you have bugs or some shit? Mine looks nothing like that

>>14324817
Mine is top left but I'm giving birth in 2 weeks so

>>14325631
Mangosteens ca bruise ridiculously easily, but you can't notice it on the rind. Only when you open it up and find out the fruit is rotten.
I avoid buying them after I wasted money on bad ones.

>>14324817
Serves you right trannyfaggot
Now join the 41% and rising.

>>14325631
lychees are fucking boring. like worse grapes that you have to work harder to eat

>>14324552
Favorite fruit is strange fruit

i like grape

>>14324817
based

>>14324552
Pear
Mango
Durian

make way for the King

gooseberry
papaya because it was disappointing
idk

After having tried pawpaws (Asimina triloba) for the first time last year, definitely my favorite fruit so far. Before that would have probably said red mulberries or muscadine grapes.
Not crazy about oranges. I swear they used to taste much better when I was a kid but when I get them in stores now they're just underwhelming.
As others have said, I would definitely want to try fresh, ripe durian. I think there's an asian market near me that sells some that's pre-cut and refrigerated, but I doubt it will be anywhere near as good. Also would be curious to try fresh, ripe dragonfruit. I've had it before but I suspect it isn't nearly as flavorful after likely being picked early and shipped in from who knows where.

>>14326272
Are you gonna be a single mom?

>>14328092
Sure seems like it

>>14324552
Pears suck. They're bland and gritty, always. The shittiest apple is preferable to the best pear.

The only reason grapefruit doesn't rank lower than pears is because I don't recognize grapefruit as being fruit or food, in the first place.

Best fruits are apples, lingonberries, persimmons, blueberries, and pineapples.

Dragon fruit has a cool name and looks good but the taste is really disappointing

>>14328986
honestly, what did you expect? it's a cactus fruit

>>14324817
Wait a minute... women browse on 4chan?

>>14324552
im a pear guy, conference

the entire citrus family can go die, only good for cocktails or squiring a bit on a shrimp sandwich

>>14324552
I love the variety in apples, that kiwis have entirely edible centers, and the sourest grapefruits because I'm not some corn syrup junkie lard ass burger.

Meh about oranges, pith is gay.

I want to try some rare asian shit, or winemum meme shit like blue strawberries.

>>14328092
>>14328680
No I'm married

>>14324840
Gozaimasu

>>14324552
>I'm ready to settle down with the one now

>>14324817

>>14324817
That's called granulation tissue and no surprise it happened with a surgically massacred inverted dickpussy

pomegranate favorite
don't hate any but dislike cantaloupe
wanna try honeydew

I really want to try black sapote, breadnut/breadfruit, jackfruit

>>14329292
How long do you think before you get bored and divorce him?
Or maybe he will lose his job or get demoted and suddenly you make far more than he does?
I bet that will be about the same time that you somehow feel less attracted to him yet very attracted to this guy at work.

>>14324552
wtf i love fruit now

>>14329018
Prickly pear is a cactus fruit and that's pretty tasty.

>>14324552
Have sex, incel.

Grapes. No fruit better. I wish there were more things like grapes that weren't so mushy. Like I wish there were seedless coreless apples the size of grapes. Oranges would be great like that too as long as they had grape-like peels.

just give me cold watermelon forever !

>>14324552
pineapple or raspberry
dragon fruit i think? i might be thinking of something else, it is a bit "exotic" but at the same time its kind of a disappointment, it doesnt taste bad and its not a bad fruit, but it just doesnt really have a strong taste to it, not as tart as you would think it to be and the texture is kind of odd
dont really have anything specific i want to try

I hate women so fucking much bros

I don’t know what but blueberries just weird me out. I’ll eat them when they’re in something or blended up or whatever. But alone I’m just reminded of a weird oozing berry and the stupid leafy tops. I’ll still eat them, just takes a min to warm up to them again.

>>14330859
Never. We've been together since high school and I stuck by his side during his NEET phase+ I won't be working after the baby comes. But I get where you're coming from

I only eat bananas. They're the only cheap fruit near me. Basic apples and oranges cost way more (why?).
If there's another cheap fruit, please let me know.

>>14324584
apples are naturally trash, and can only be kept vaguely good by sustained and extremely convoluted gargantuan human effort--and even then they still mostly suck.

I've had only 2 amazing apples in my life. I've had many amazing mangos, berries, melons etc

hehe pajina XD

>>14324584
I don't know why but eating apples literaly makes me vomit.

>>14324817
>>14326141
>>14326179
man here, I don't care what your pussy looks like. just don't be fat and dont be an SJW and you'll already be attractive enough for more than 99% of the men out there.

>>14328986
You take that back

>>14324552
I love all fruits but I feel like blueberries are a scam. They don't taste like anything to me

>>14333218
They are only good baked into things

>>14328763
You haven’t had a fresh pear picked at peak ripeness right off the tree, they are amazing but quickly turn into gritty tasteless shit soon after, they transport very poorly and any one you’ve bought at a grocery store has been shit because of this reason.

>>14333355
not true at all. freeze them and enjoy them as little candies

>>14324552
I sure would eat it

>>14330859
Your picture infuriates me
>>14324552
Too many to pick, but if held at gunpoint, probably black berries.
I dont think I've had a fruit I dont like either. I know I didnt like grapefruit when I was a kid, but I've acquired a taste for it. I do have a bad memory of my parents tricking me into eating a kiwi with the skin on. Pomegranates are overrated.
Anything exotic. I remember hearing about this spiky fruit that tastes like a bunch of fruits mixed together, that one sounds cool.

>>14324552
always like dried fruits myself

>>14333218
>>14333216
>>14328986
wiggers don't get to taste fruits at proper ripeness, so they hate them
also they're kind of not evolved to handle sugar. Makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

>>14333664
What's with mutts and their obsession with blacks? We're talking about fruits anon

>>14324552
Favorite fruit: either Salak or Avocado.

Most hated fruit: green apples. I don't like them. I do enjoy red, pink and yellow apples.

Most don't care about fruit: yellow kiwis or dragonfruit. They are not disgusting, they're just super bland and boring - both of them.

Would like to try: Durian. Hoe can people consistently say it smells like rotten carcass popping out of sewage water and still also say it's beyond delicious it intrigues me like crazy.

>>14333855
Aww shit forgot about regular Papaya. Fuck that fruit all the way to hell.

>>14333414
>Your picture infuriates me
Anon you need to submit to PC culture or things will not go well for you

>>14331759
truer words never spoken

>>14327904
Have you ever had black mulberries? It's the only variety of the common three that I can't find growing in my state but I hear they're the most flavorful mulberries you can get, and the fully ripened berries are weirdly tall as well so they have plenty more volume.

>>14328986
Sounds like you had white dragonfruit. Look for red or, better yet, yellow ones.

>>14331071
Try kumquats. They're a bit on the bitter side but otherwise they're very close to what you described - grape-sized oranges with edible peels.

>>14326409
This
Don't let rambutan fool you with their flashy rinds either, they're even blander than lychees.
The only good soapberry is the humble longan. Easy to peel, the seed slips right out of the flesh and the flavor is potent and unique.

Longan is easily the best exotic fruit you can get at stores and might be the only exotic more satisfying to eat than a banana

>favorite fruit
Longan, like my ramble above mentioned
>most hated fruit
I despise what they've done to oranges. Navel oranges in general seem to be flavorless and watery nowadays, like they were bred purely for size.
Also on a side note, anyone else notice how inconsistent minneola tangelos are, even between two batches from the same company? It's a crapshoot whether they'll be almost unbearably intense like lemons or flavorless just like navels. Wikipedia describes minneolas as mild and sweet, but this weird video from Sunkist (https://youtu.be/_H6itj1BMQk)) describes them as basically the polar opposite even though I've had both intense and mild Sunkist minneolas many times.
What the fuck are minneola tangelos meant to be?

>which fruit would you like to try?
Jabuticaba/Jaboticaba. They're supposedly creamier than real grapes which interests the hell out of me

>>14333216
white pulp are bland tasting, red pulp ones are lot better but made me pee very dark and acidic, yellow skinned ones are something in between in taste

>>14326409
>>14334545

I like lychee-flavored stuff, but longan sounds more interesting in fruit-form. Will try it if I ever see it at the store.

>>14324552
>made to be eaten so you could spread their seeds across the land
>looking like vaginas
Ooof

>>14328986
>>14334515
>>14334620
even white dragonfruit can be good, the problem is he probably got it from the supermarket.

The ones from my garden or ones we get from other people's gardens taste great, but the ones from the local supermarket are tasteless trash.

I've always wanted to try durian, can't find them in Texas.

My favorite fruits are raspberries and my least favorite are papaya

>>14334902
I hear pawpaws are native to my area but I've never seen any. Got some seeds but they didn't germinate after cold stratification. Is there a place online or in eastern/central oklahoma I might be able to find these things? They look and sound so good.

>>14335064
Check Asian markets. Most large Asian markets will have a big bin full of frozen morthong durians. They're basically the lowest quality version of the lowest quality variety of durian, but they're still pretty good if you can get past the vague onion-y taste. I hear fresh ones aren't nearly as onion-y.

>>14334902
Wait, what? I had no idea white dragonfruit could have flavor. I have some red and yellow growing in my garden but no white. Are they worth growing some from seed?

>>14324817
Check with you gynecologist.

>>14335164
The best trade-off for frozen durian is that it numbs the smell. People aren't memeing when they say it smells. We had some fresh durian and it made the whole place reek.

>>14324817

>>14324552
unironcally, Gala apples. They're very satisfying. I would like to try a Buddha's Hand.

>>14331391
i'm in a 7 year relationship with one. I'm not sure if I hate her because she's a woman, but I definitely hate her.

I'm straight, but vaginas are absolutely vile. An open wound dripping with blood and piss. The folds of skin some women have seem designed to shelter sweat and yeast infections. And they're too close to the asshole. The most repulsive part of a woman.
On topic, I like all fruit but nothing beats a chilled peach or watermelon in the summer. Bananas and apples are best cooked or on the go. Grapefruit is the worst but the juice is good for cocktails.