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>> No.14317163

>>14317161
Salad is great when you put meat in it.

>> No.14317167

>>14317163
but that's not a salad anymore

>> No.14317168

>>14317167
it is

>> No.14317177

Eat with meat or bread dingus.

>> No.14317191

>>14317167
ok salad police

>> No.14317196
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>>14317161
>he doesn't antipasto

>> No.14317257

>>14317161
ok, carb-loader

>> No.14317362

>>14317161
You obviously never had a good salad with great dressing.

>> No.14317391

>>14317191
ding dong. salad police we would like to check your home.

>> No.14317400

Defund the salad police!

>> No.14317442

COME OUT! This is the Salad Police. Are you dressed?

>> No.14317444

>>14317167
>>14317161
retard

>> No.14317449

Sir, this is salad police. We need to toss your place.

>> No.14317462
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>>14317449

>> No.14317464

This is the Salad Police. Lettuce in. We have a search warrant.

>> No.14317475

>>14317442
Ok that one was good.

>> No.14317478

>>14317442
Ok that got me.

>> No.14317485

Romaine Calm! The salad police has arrived!

>> No.14317504

>>14317475
>>14317478
It's nice when my humor is appreciated.

>> No.14317623
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14317623

These little bastards. No wonder whales spend their whole life eating.

>> No.14317648

>>14317623
Whales eat prawns? Are you sure?

>> No.14317660
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14317660

One sandwich is never enough

>> No.14318537

>>14317161
Just add more cheese and a few boiled eggs, or tuna, or olives, or whatever.
If it doesn't fill you no matter how much you eat, you've got to shake your carb addiicition. It'll be tough, and you'll probably never fully get rid of it, but it'll be worth it nonetheless.

>> No.14318541

>>14317391
I have a license for this Ranch, I swear

>> No.14318547

>>14317660
This post makes me sad

>> No.14318551

>>14317660
Is that incoming or outgoing food?

>> No.14318552
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14318552

>>14317161
Popcorn is the definitive "not filling" food

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>>14317442

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>>14318552
Has anyone ever made a popcorn salad?

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>>14318541
you say you have a license for ranch, but you call THIS ranch?

>> No.14318592
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>>14318576
Didn't need to ask, of course someone has.

>> No.14318825

It's impossible to make leaves taste good

>> No.14318897

>>14318587
I'm just holding that for a friend! I didn't know!

>> No.14318906

>>14318551
both ideally

>> No.14318944

always feel hungry after a mcdonalds

>> No.14319095

>>14318944
I've got the same after eating chinese.

>> No.14319152

>>14317161
You have to add fat and protein to it otherwise there's no point.

>> No.14319156
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14319156

I always feel sick/tired of eating after 4 or 5 but still very hungry

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>>14317161
Basically any fast food burger under 7 dollars. Its why Id rather go a bit more expensive with my take away since I know from experience that Id need two servings to be properly satisfied and to be able to work my shift.

>> No.14319213

>>14317167
Salad Gestapo in full force today. I'm enjoying my grilled steak caeser salad, what you gonna do about kid?

>> No.14319221

>>14319191
Funny how that works, the cheaper shit is still as salty,fatty, bad but doesn't make you full at all unless you eat multiples.

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14319238

fruit and any kind of chips

>>14317167
what the fuck do you call it then?

>>14318825
are you a child?

>> No.14319261

>>14318552
Popcorn makes me really full. For me it’s sushi.

>> No.14319966
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14319966

Cotton candy

>> No.14319980

>>14317161
Add meat, cheese, dressing, and croutons and it'll fill you up.

>> No.14320022

>>14317161
chinks

>> No.14320039

>>14317161
the thing with chink pickup aka takeout in these faggot "troblimg governent control timyes" is that one can piss offf why being mask wearing faggot.
Those chink joints are the best places.

>> No.14320052

just remember coumo is a complete and total sack of shit that as any demoshit wants to destory the Constitution, that's the goal of these types. Never forget it.

>> No.14320075

Something that the people might have forgotten.
https://www.loc.gov/item/2018756663/

>> No.14320081

>>14320052
take your meds holy shit

>> No.14321145

>>14317161
Apples and berries as a kid. Nowadays I eat both and a carrot it's like half a meal, and the other half being a steak or something.