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>>14303281
No

>>14303325
But how does he get out???

>>14303271
Does this actually do anything? Ash is just carbon

>>14303274
what's the point in using a charcoal grill?

>>14303274
Why is he adding oil to bacon?

>>14303364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxxpoWLPcS0

>>14303271
These gay bears make some of the nastiest shit srsly

>>14303407
For the eggs

>>14303271
i love some carbon in my sauce.

This is now a millenial thread. The future is now, old man.

>>14303271
hmmm nice carbon flavor

>>14304815
juicero 2.0

>>14304827
Not quite, since that at least has a manual mode and doesn't require proprietary pods. It's still kind of dumb, but way better than Juicero.

Who's pooping right now?

>>14303365
is that real?

>>14304824
>Juicero

>>14304493
The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever did

>>14303271
Amazing.
It used to be considered the height of bad manners to let your smoking ash fall into food.
But here these morons straight up and do it... it can't possibly add any flavor.

>>14304914
>The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever did
True.
The drug cartels have even taken over avocado plantations, threats, violence, forced labor of poor farmers... all so hipsters can be smug over toast.

>>14303271
Why bother smoking yourself when you can just go to a bar and clean the ashtrays?

>>14304815
If only I had some sort of heating appliance in my house to solve this issue

>>14305011
based
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>>14303278

bet those are fuckin tasty tho

>>14303378
>>14304350
>>14304821
>>14304943
>just carbon
go lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor. It's disgusting, but there's clearly more than carbon in cigar ash. Combustion is hardly ever 100% efficient, there's always some residual stuff plus other compounds that only got heated/transformed by heat but not combusted.

>>14303365
Wtf???

These webms all piss me off.

>>14303811
Jfc these guys make no sense

>>14305452
How is that a frappuchino? It's a fucking milkshake.

More like tardbq shitboys, what the fuck?

>>14305452
Are hot cheetos hot? it's sprinkled on whipped cream and those people are fanning their mouth

>>14303274
Disgusting. Why not just make a bacon quiche or something?

>uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
What the fuck

>>14305794
Stop posting CP you dumb Amerilard

>>14305812
I'm not American.

>>14305814
Are you the leaf that posted so much bbc threads you got us all rangebanned?

>>14305851
I'm not that either.

>>14304487
man this guy's music fucking sucks. zoomers get raised on the shittiest electronica possible

>>14304490
why did i audibly say "fuck you" to my monitor the moment this clip started playing. is it autism?

>>14305855
STOP WITH THE GODDAMNED BBC THREADS

>>14305878
Never made one.

>>14303271
It's retarded, but it's just not Jack

>>14305884
BUILT

>>14303461
German engineering at its finest

>>14303407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGRraNDGoTQ

>>14304487
Everything about this sucks

>>14305507
You'd still be better off just steeping the tobacco in a little bit of whisky or running a pinch through a spice grinder.

>>14304487
everything about his demeanor is annoying. trying too hard to flourish everything for a really shit final product

>>14304824
>what if nespresso
>but cocktail

>watch some Ja/ck/ to make webm of
>his camera is out of focus for 2 whole fucking minutes
He really is something special.

https://youtu.be/qvtLjmOWl-w?t=448

>>14303365
ok hol up, is that fucking cat real ??

>>14305868
>electronica
just...stay away from zoomers please.

>>14304490
>it all started as joke
who says it still isn't?

>>14304815
imagine not being able to use an oven

>>14304487
>>14304490
>>14304493
What is it with soys and avocado?

>>14303271
what I like best about my sauce is that I don't tell my customers that I smoke on 'em. I ash on 'em

>>14307625
what is it with subhumans and soyjacks?

>>14305876
but the point of a cola is that you're drinking something cold during the day and with flavor, the gummy is room temperature so is like drinking room remperature soda

>>14303274
not awful

>>14308098
You mean chewing room temp soda

>>14308127
it only makes you more thirsty

>>14308131
Hong Kong does hot cola

>>14308127
honeydew is so based

id:k why you would ruin it with all that wine tho

>>14308137
>papaya
>in a stew

>>14308118
I'm impartial towards my webms. You'd be the judge.

>>14305794
I had that happen to be on 4chan instead of 4channel for a while. I think hiro is doing this shit to drive up 4chan pass sales.

>>14303364
:(
anon, this made me very unhappy
That lipstick makes it look so nasty
if that webm had sound, I might puke

>>14305794
>>14308340
Mobile posters need to fuck off.

>>14308346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwE8GiF9X14

>>14308364
please...

>>14308364

>>14303278
Do americans really?

>>14308593
>Do Americans really?
The answer to this is always "Yes". Why? Because we can do whatever the fuck we want. Who's going to stop us, you in your pathetic third world country? Think again, Jack. So yes, you're god damn right I'm going to do it.

>>14304487
I'm never sure if I like this or hate it

>>14304490
Out of all these, coconut latte is the only one that doesn't look fucking disgusting

>>14308596
that is the nastiest fucking pesto I've ever seen

>>14308692
It's out of a jar, what's wrong with it?

>>14308735
You answered your own question.

>>14308812
If it's mass produced it can't possibly be the worst you've ever seen

>>14303407
at least he went out on his own terms

>>14308771
HNNNNNNNNGH

>>14308186
He loses me with the raisin, almonds, and boiling.

>>14308771
>Well done ribeye
Fucking pisses me off

anyone have that webm from Turkey or another arab country where they're preparing something that looks like green beans dipped in milk, I think it's supposed to be a dessert of some sort?

>>14303274
>Miller High Life

>>14303278
That could work

>>14304824
Dude I have one of those except it's the fridge at the gas station

>>14305876
That would be so dusty

>>14309142
Giant gummies are my fetish.

>>14303364
I damn near puked.

>>14309008
looks like a hassle to set it up, not even coffee makers are this complicated

>>14309652
this nigger be crazy doe

>>14303461
these are the people who killed six gorillion kek

>>14305680
Men don't eat quice, fagtron!

>>14308771
This is fucking disgusting. If you think this looks good post a picture of your face so I can laugh at your fatass

>>14304824
Got one of these bad boys next to my switch in my shed

>>14308771
looks fine

>>14308598
That looks good but the issue with these types of videos is that they're made for people who don't cook a lot and if you follow this video exactly those fries are going to be soggy and cold.

>>14308352
I can post perfectly fine from phone though.

>>14304490

aye that coconut latte looks pretty dope

>>14308131
this is degenerate but not gonna lie the final product looked good

>>14305871
Yes.

>>14305507
lol take ash and cook it even more.

>>14303394
Flavor

>>14310744

>>14304831
I just finished bro!

>>14304490
I drive past this place every day. Didn't know they did this rubbish.

>>14310761
>>14310761
The gay burger
It's already packed with meat! So keep your dick in your pants

>>14308364
these people are ill

>>14309841
The official number of people killed in the camps is eleven, not six.
But for some reason you have been taught, over and over, to only remember the Jewish victims.

>>14309008
I dont understand why it needs wi-fi?

>>14303271
I love bbq pit boys but when this shit came out whooooooweeeee that was some gooooooooooooooood eatin

>>14309143
Somebody's gonna put that in their ass.

>>14303325
this is /ck/ baneposting

>>14308589
the chocolate is to much and the order or toppings is garbage

peanut butter on the bottom to keep the beef from making the bread soggy, jelly on the top bread so it absorbs a little and doesn't run out of the burger like it does in the vid

i swear so many of these fucking videos are just screaming "i'm a child with no impulse control"

>>14308771
why cook thinly sliced beef if you're just going to bake it anyway?

>>14312127
Why are you talking about camps?
A vanishingly small minority of holocaust victims were killed in Treblinka, Auschwitz, and Bergen-Belsen.

>>14310733
>american cooking
>german tv show
Yeah, nah. There are enough examples of americans being even more disgusting, so why name it like that.

>>14305871
>Persepolis

>>14312267
HotkinJo had a video like that I think.

>>14312345
No one was killed in the camps they died of food poisoning from care packages from Canada read a book dumdum

>>14312519
You can tell this is from Europe

Brown hand
Nutella
Some other junk food cracker from yuropoor
Cant afford an oven
Made to look like balls from their bull

i have a question about these mukbang weirdos and asmr fags

are they all bulimic or what?

>>14312542
Those are Malted Milk biscuits, they're lovely with a cup of tea.

>>14312545
Yes

>>14312535
>Yeah dude the Holocaust was when the Nazis carted everyone to the camps in 42 and later, no one died in the Warsaw ghetto or in Khatyn or at random between 36 and 45, they were all gassed.

>>14312080
you're right. This is insane

>>14305794
I have that sometimes when using a proxy

>>14309754
why not just put a lid on it?

>>14312855
Panicked

>>14308098
>>14308127
not even soda, since the gummy isn't carbonated. It's like chewing stale, room temperature cola. Absolutely disgusting

>>14308186
>this receipe is traditional
>worcestershire sauce
what

>>14308598
>boiling in piss
what an interesting technique. exquisite really

>>14308589
why are so many of those zoomer cooking vids just shit overflowing with more shit?
I like a good chocolate cream just as much as the next guy, but in moderation. What good is it when half of the food I'm eating just spills out to the sides and gets everywhere, except where it's supposed to?

>>14305507
>go lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor.
I wonder how you know this.

All that work to make something that looks awful.

>>14312913
It's literally just for viral marketing. Maybe somebody buys one and takes a bite or two. But it's not meant for actual eating.

>>14308771
>shove food in the dip to splatter it everywhere
Fuck you

>>14312207
It helped it order juice and know when it was empty

>>14313208
comfy. what tv series is this?

>>14313249
Rick Stein's India

>>14304487
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>14313287
thanks. gonna watch this right now.

>>14304815
>more than nine varieties
So ten. Ten varieties.

>>14308456

Based soup pirate

>>14303811
And as a bonus you get hotdog water butter

>>14309754

Holy shit lmao

>>14309008
For all its flaws, this product did open my eyes to AvE, so there's that.

>>14309652
This appears to be both unsafe and disgusting

>>14313669
Why?

>>14313678
Charcoal and dry ice are not food and eating them can cause serious health problems

>>14313691
If charcoal is so dangerous, why does it cure poisoning?

>>14313699
It doesn't, it prevents your stomach from absorbing nutrients. If you've eaten something poisonous then that's a good thing, if you haven't then it isn't.

>>14303811
mmmm, id like a hot dog please!
ok bro, just got to poach them in butter, grill them too, then dowse them in watery green relish and half a raw onion.
what a fucking nonsense.

>>14304487
couldn't watch more than a few seconds. what a cunt.

>>14304831
me. ate lots of chinese food yesterday, couple of quarter pounders earlier. a satisfying dump.

>>14308124
never understood this. fry something til crisp, then drown it in sauce?

>>14308131
5 pounds of butter.
Welcome to muttmerica.

>>14313398
anon I th-think this kitchen is h-h-haunted!

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>>14311567
Based 2003 The Clone Wars poster

>>14308130
caprese salad is keto by default why the hell did they need to do this

>>14313208
i thought this was going to be the webm where there's shitloads of rats hopping through the peppers

>>14303278
pretty slick
>>14308593
yes, we do

>>14305794
i get this when i use opera's vpn

>>14313934
Common VPN IPs are all banned unless you buy a 4chan pass

>>14308148
brutal.jpg

>>14305868
> Complaining about tastes in music

>>14308352
It lets us post while we're with our friends

>>14312793
this is shameful
i feel shame watching this
these are grown men
this is wrong

>>14309748
fleshlight???

what does it mean if i want to harm 95% of the persons featured in or involved in the production of these webms?

>>14314009
Footballers, whatever the era, are all retards

>>14308186

>>14314041

>>14314029
>Already has his fingers in the bowl
>Looks to the fruitcake for permission

>>14312793
What the fuck is going on here?

>>14314068
Lad sitting down is world famous soccer player Maradona. He is, as usual, high as fuck on cocaine and having the time of his life. When saltbae is removing the bones, Maradona says "I wish my dick came out that clean".

>>14308606
>America
>first world country
pick one.

>>14308598
>tartar on the chips
>vinegar on the fish
I swear they do shit just to get more comments and shit

>>14313877
>he doesn't become tiny and eat the eggs and bacon he just made
I'm very sad anon.

>>14304490

>>14304824
Honestly a good idea for some people.
Cheaper than buying all of the alcohol separately and better for people than going to a bar most of the time.

>>14305604
Somewhat. Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.

>>14313287
This dude is like peak boomer sex tourist.

>>14314489
Nah he's just British, still living in the colonial mindset

>>14308106

Someone needs to be backhanded.

>>14308148
The look on the officers face as the other officer walks towards the person recording is a bit ominous

>>14308352
Yeah, everyone knows 4chan secret hacker club is only for pc

>>14308771
notice how you didn't see it on the baking tray after it came out of the oven? that's because the cheese melted FUCKING EVERYWHERE and was burny and crispy and brown so they just put it on a serving dish to make you think it comes out perfectly.

>>14309725
THEY ROLLED THE FLANK STEAK UP THE WRONG WAY jesus fuck spend all that $$$ on lobster and then mix it with cream cheese and spread it on flank steak that you've pounded rather than butterflied and then sliced with the grain!

>>14308598
>potatoes with the skin

>>14308131
Every time I see this i get so fucking upset

>>14308964
Quit whining and do what I do

>>14315599
are those double dubs real?

>>14314523
Yeah boomer.

>>14315622
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP LEL

>>14308148
that girl is considered hot in india

>>14308127
>heres ur glass of wet fruit sir

>>14309008
lol literally just buy juice

>>14313877
needs a hamster or rat to eat it at the end

>>14312793
This guy is a millionaire.

>>14312542
>Brown hand
Check your eyes amerimutt.

>>14307633


"Some Greenwich dickhead is gonna pay $50 for a bottle of this"

>>14314673
He and his videos make me irrationally angry.

>>14313004
never mistakenly sipped the ash cup? or played kings cup with some asshole who added ash to it? you can definitely taste it

>>14315499
ypur life is sad

>>14312793
>all of that culminating in a hug
>and then a kiss
hahaha wtf

>>14313310
I don't know why but I find this this woman so attractive. Am I a weirdo?

>>14308606
Those egg shells are going to cut up his intestines.

>>14313496
What's AvE?

>>14315622
>bleeding a little
>"my face is disfigured"
nigga what

>>14315622
just cake on another layer of make-up. problem solved.

>>14316364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
The best surrogate dad on the internet.

>>14312305
You have to cook off the moisture that's present in the meat otherwise it'll make the crescent dough too soggy. That dough is already pretty hydrated to begin with so the evaporation from the meat would basically steam the dough to the point it would start disintegrating and also interfere with it rising as well. Plus the fact the residual moisture from the cheese and veggies wouldn't help either.

>>14314437
based Canberra bro

>>14313310
That's not a feral human. That's just some random homeless person, who is most definitely mentally retarded.

>>14308225
looks delicious

>>14312729
bruh he literally just asked why.
this woman is just jumping at the chance to get pats on the back for standing up for what's "right" but the pickings are too slim so she has to go around looking for things to get mad at.

>>14303461
This is frustrating to witness

>>14314673
Two-armed Jack had some kino moments but his punished one-armed form is just pathetic.

>>14316374
its a translation you gay retard

>>14315665
No. No she is not. Unless you were just making a fire joke in which case carry on.

>>14308302
Man, it's gumming up the machine

any Russian cooking videos?

>>14316837

>>14314448
>Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.

>>14304824
Wow! Now you can stay at home and still pay bar prices per drink! Wowzer mister!

>>14316876
This is worse than Alice.

>>14316797
I'd like to say that his videos has lost something with his control of his right arm, but actually thinking about it it really didn't change that much. Like, sure, his motor skills are down and he now requires assistance to do some basic tasks, but if I'm being completely honest he's always been that much of a fuckup. Being petty disgusting fat sack of shit that chokes his kids and fails to do the most common-sense basic tasks has always been the joke and just because it's become extremely overt that that is what he is really doesn't make that much of a difference to me. If anything the fact that his production value has gone down heavily is more of an issue for me.

>>14316903
Nice joke, but everybody here knows they're the same chick.

>>14306179
>>14309841
>>14303461
>German engineering at its finest
It's actually Austrian. Clip is from the early 80s after a large dairy producer switched from bottles to Tetra Pak.
The first generation of milk packages were insanely hard to open with just your fingers, so people started complaining.
Apparently the company thought it would be a good idea to send an clueless old fart onto state television and show the people how it's done. They were the laughing stock of the whole country for a while and that was before internet.

>>14304487
Are air fryers actually any good, or are they just a shitty meme that's pushed by home shopping networks?

>>14314066
classic ribéry, he has the intelligence of a fucking plank of wood. the french mock him all the time because he speaks like a retard

>>14316983
They are effectively desktop convection ovens.

So that's about as good as they are.

>>14314441
Can't you just buy premade drinks like that in cans? Why bother with the whole machine bit.

>>14309008
Quite possibly one of the best meme products/trainwrecks to come out this decade

>>14309748
the fucking filename

>>14315622
Love it when animals start fighting for their survival against bugs

>>14303365
how did they train that cat to make eggs?

>>14304831
Not me, been constipated for 2 weeks. Tried everything, even prunes. Still nothing

>>14317269
Try this

>>14303271
why are flyovers so gay?

>>14316221
>Brush them with Mayo
And that's when I vomited.

>>14309841
It was real in my mind.

These threads make me so fucking angry bros.

>>14317335
But why, Anon?

>>14317335

>>14317335
How come bro?

>>14309143

>>14304824
Two thoughts hit me on this.
1. Imagine being so high maintenance for your booze that you need this bullshit.
2. O>>14304824
f course they're going to push the nigger man and white woman shit. Why do they have to force that in everything?

>>14317370
It's just cocktails bro, why so racist?

>>14317370
>push
????

>>14317394

>>14303271
whypipo?

>>14317414
blaqpepo?

>>14317375
What a beautiful couple :)

>>14317487
so many brands.. couldn't they have made something?

>>14317269
If that's true seek a doctor immediately. After two weeks your shit is rock solid, you can seriously damage your colon.

>>14315599
holy shit how did they train the cat to do that??

>>14317335

>>14317595
AMERICANS YOU'D BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

>>14317614
"no"

>>14303271
delicious cancer sauce!

About three hours into this Sunday brisket smoke on a WSM. Looking good so far.

>>14308127
>cheap moscato
>add honey

Why not just add a cup of sugar to top it off? Absolute trash.

>>14308589
What the fuck is wrong with people

>>14308819
>vegetarian parmesan
Hard pass. I only eat parmesan cheese made from meat.

>>14317657
Means you use a veggie alternative to rennet I think

>>14304824
>"with top shelf ingredients"
>lime juice
>simple syrup
>cranberry juice
a'yup.

>>14313208
this arouses me for some reason

>>14314550
This actually looks like a pretty good way to enjoy high quality meat which isn't just grilled or pan fried. Since wagyu is so fatty it probably does well deep fried too.

>>14317614
Land of the free.

>>14317833
that one stick kid in a family of fatasses, seriously disturbing

>>14317837
One day he will disappear and the eldest son will gain 3 pounds.

>>14317348
LMAO that is some Jack-tier motor control

>>14317501
What we all thought

>>14312542

>>14317269
go see a doctor NOW

>>14317283
Why? It would just break down into oil with a little richness of the egg yolk when the heat gets it.
The doritos is retarded, but some parmesan, breadcrumbs, and garlic would make a good meal.

>>14317628
Nice looking.

>>14303274
>potato chips
I would be revolted but a few days back my sister made a baked pasta dish with corn chips on top and it was not bad.

>>14310733
>Jarred hotdogs
>American
Pick one, europoor

>>14316903
Huh? Alice is great, best content on /ck/