/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be american
>cant cut soft loaf evenly
>spend $2 more on pre sliced
>supermarkets laughing

>>14314553
Supermarkets give away bread?
I can get an okay loaf for $1.50.

>>14314553

>>14315112
Meant for>>14314750

>>14314750
Meanwhile in yurope

>>14314750
Old world fags like you need to go away.

>>14314750
my local grocery store had presliced bread for 80 cents... if im hungry in the morning or afternoon and want to eat some toast or a sandwich, i dont feel like pulling the knife out and slicing through soft bread slowly with a bread knife. i feel like quickly grabbing two peices and slathering them in the best ingredient combination ever discovered.

motherfucking pb and j

ya' bitch.

>>14316416

europoors btfo

>>14315126

>>14314750
What? The bakery sells the loaves unsliced, but will drop it in the slicer for free if you ask.

>>14316601
Pantomiming kneeling on a guy's neck seems kind of sick, especially in light of what that idiot cop did a few weeks ago.

>>14316676
You shouldn't rely on bakerys slicing your bread for free, you should invest in a slicer of your own

>>14316676
>his bakery has a slicer
Way to know it's not a bakery

>>14316700
Why? Because they use bread tins? Because they don't make sourdough and cover everything in wood for a rustic veneer? Because they don't have fruity facial hair and ridiculous tattoos? Get out of my sight.

>>14314553
If you want your bread to dry quickly buy it pre-sliced

>>14316722
>bread tins
no
>they don't make sourdough
yes
>cover everything in wood for a rustic venee
what
>fruity facial hair and ridiculous tattoos
anon, that's the mirror

If a bakery uses a slicer, then most likely, their dough is not good, they don't leaven it for long enough, they hardly knead the bread and at the end of it, the product is just as good as store bought. That's at least from my experience

>>14316786
I told you to get the fuck out of my sight.

>>14315126
As long as they eat "German sushi", drink copious amounts of alcohol, and watch weird porn like the garden-variety Krauts, I don't care what color their skin is.

Why pre sliced bread is always so soft?

>>14316792
Sure.

>>14316416
>i dont feel like pulling the knife out and slicing through soft bread slowly with a bread knife
>being this lazy

Do americans really buy pre sliced bread? Stupid low IQ brainlets.

>>14316681
reminds me of that tragedy

>>14317297
>tragedy

>>14316786
>If a bakery uses a slicer, then most likely, their dough is not good, they don't leaven it for long enough, they hardly knead the bread and at the end of it, the product is just as good as store bought. That's at least from my experience
Or maybe they want a quick and effective way to quickly and evenly slice the bread?
I'm sure your farts smell great though, anon, you connoisseur of bread you.

STFU. Nothing beats sliced bread, you're too much of a brainlet to comprehend it. you're too ignorant, you little fool. You little devilish plebeian. Elitist bitch goblins like yourself cannot stand eating bread. It's too good for you. I bet you eat filth like the peasant you are. Ha! You'll never be as good as me.

>>14317321
If their bread can be quickly and effectively sliced, it's not going to be a good bread. More like some sponge

>>14314750
Do Europeans really not have access to sliced bread?

>>14317297
Darth Plagueis the Wise?

>>14314553
>Pre-sliced bread
it's sliced bread! you can't do something before you do it. the act of slicing bread is slicing bread. so it's SLICED BREAD fucktard.

>>14316735
nonsense.

>>14316416
>too lazy to cut bread
>Peanut butter and HFCS spread
Amerisharts everybody, bravo.

>>14314553
It's clear you've never stuck your dick into a loaf of presliced bread

>>14317840
If the bread is too dense to easily slice quickly by hand then that's kind of the exact reason to get a machine to do it more quickly ya dingus.

The only thing more dense than those loaves seems to be you, though.

>>14316795
Yes good goy

>>14316786
Look at this pretentious bait.
Bread is not a specialty product. The only reason commercial bread exists is convenience.
Millions of retards just learned how to cook god-tier sourdough during the lockdowns.

Convenience is why bakeries exist. Sliced bread is more convenient, ergo, it is a superior commercial product.

If I want the best bread, I'll bake it at home.

If I buy bread, it better be fucking sliced.

Reminder that every American grocery store has an in-store bakery which is superior to every bakery in Europe. Darlene from the trailer park > Geerfunken, the 'Artisan Baker'.

>>14319502
B A S E D
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Yurofags on suicide watch.

>>14314553
Suck my ass, make a culture and get some good flour, I can make a half a dozen loafs for a dollar.

>>14319502
>Darlene from the trailer park > Geerfunken, the 'Artisan Baker'.
NO,
the pretentious shit is exactly that pic related, they put wooden stands just to more rustic, but their bread is the same industrial bagged shit, most of which probably isn't even made in the market itself

canned food is the most convenient food, just pop it open and eat, sliced bread is like that as well, its convenient but far from the superior product

btw, the real reason slice bread isn't usually good quality, is because normal bread will change texture flavor and usually go stale faster when cut (ie crumb open to the air), which isn't the case with slice bread because they pump it full of chemicals for it to maintain its faux softness

>>14314553
Take your meds, you psycho.

>>14320429
>btw, the real reason slice bread isn't usually good quality, is because normal bread will change texture flavor and usually go stale faster when cut (ie crumb open to the air), which isn't the case with slice bread because they pump it full of chemicals for it to maintain its faux softness
That only counts when it's 1920 and you have to keep your bread in the pantry and pick a new loaf up everyday.
In the modern world we have plastic bags.

Pretention.

>>14316601
Everyone here deserves the Moscow Theatre experience.

>>14314553
When this guy immigrated to the US from the Soviet Union he was really disappointed by the bread. At least the bread in the USSR was made fresh several times a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGB6dhk2X7g

>>14314750
You have a warped idea of America if you think a loaf of bread costs more than $2.00 here. The cheapest bread is under a dollar and most breads go for about $2.00. Unless you want fresh baked from the bakery, in which case you pay about $3.00. That's right. Unsliced bread is actually MORE expensive. Except for baguettes. Giant baguettes are routinely $1.00 at my local Kroger.

>>14321333
The US has bakeries where bread is made fresh multiple times per day. It's just really inconvenient to go buy a new loaf of bread every 2 days just to have some ham sandwiches or whatever each day for lunch, so it's not something you go and get all the time.

>>14314553
yeah I agree
I usually buy non-sliced, it stays fresh for longer
well ofc wonderbread or w/e will stay fresh indefinitely because of all the preservatives, so it makes sense that it's sliced

>>14315126
>56%ers still thinking they're more white than an 80% white country like germany
we're not the ones having literal race riots right now too lol

>>14314553
When people say "the greatest invention since sliced bread" they aren't really referring to the fact that it's sliced. They're referring to the invention of bread with preservatives that can be mass-produced and kept shelf stable for far longer than any traditionally-made bread ever could, thereby severely reducing the cost of bread while simultaneously increasing its accessibility and convenience. And yeah, it's a pretty great invention for those reasons.

>>14314553
Tell us about your great inventions then.

>>14314553
There's a restaurant near me, that make great rye bread and I want a loaf I have order about a day ahead. Sure I want it sliced. The thing is that if I don't put in a freezer pretty quick it'll get moldy, so yeah it's best to have it sliced, I put the slices between wax paper then right into a freezer in big ass freezer ziplock bags. Sort of remindes me to order another loaf but they're closed on Monday.

>>14323176
How about the invention that makes faggots shut the fuck up on the intarwebs?

>>14323192
Doesn't seem that great since it didn't work for the OP or you.

>>14323208
I have JunkBuster and it works pretty well but nothing is 100%.