/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*how the fuck are they so GOOD
fuck shit sorry

>>14312840
Eggs are just that fucking tasty man

>>14312839
Uncreative jackass, you probably eat plain buns with nothing in them and think "wtf is up with this sandwich it's just BREAD"

>>14312839
if you beat the egg hard enough, the white and yellow turn to omelette
it's chemistry bro

I oversalted my eggs today. Felt bad man.

>>14312839
Well, if you don't put anything else in it, it's just scrambled eggs.

>>14313033
I don't think that's true.
https://youtu.be/X1XoCQm5JSQ

>>14313044
>metal fork
>non-stick pan

>>14313044

Pan destroyed

>>14313057
>thinking that's Teflon and not hard-anodized aluminum

>>14312839
>>14312840
If I had to pick two foods to live off of for the rest of my life, it would be rice and eggs. They are both so versatile and I never get tired of them.

I could go full bubba-gump on your ass with all the different things one can do with rice and eggs.

>>14313088
>using teflon
>using aluminum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Ow-V2K-bA

Marco, it might be too soon

>>14312839
Just go to Denny's and get the Southwest omelet and thank me later

>>14312839
What do you mean, "just" egg? Eggs have so many wonderful uses, you must have realized by now they're made of magic.

>>14313272
Marco is so fucking good.
Tastes a potato in the middle of frying with a "a bit hot"

>>14313020
i’m sorry bro

>>14313272
jesus did he use enough oil

>>14312839

Omelettes without anything else in them is just fucking scrambled eggs.

>>14313044
https://youtu.be/5__zptEU9vE

Even comes with an egg spreadsheet in the description.

>>14312840
Was about to tell you off, but good thing you corrected yourself.

I need some seasoning (I like a tsp of soy sauce myself) and prefer it with some ketchup, but yeah. They're really delicious for how simple they are to make.

>>14312840
>>14312881
I love eggs and don't like omelettes.
I've had omelettes cooked by chefs who studied at starred restaurants.
I don't get it. I like all other forms of egg, seriously.
There's something about that texture and form that I don't get it.

One of the very few foods I don't like. I want to like omelettes... i just don't

No seriously I've had dozens and dozens of them different places. Can't get into it.

>>14314882
>Omelettes without anything else in them is just fucking scrambled eggs.
You- you're making your omelettes wrong anon.

There is a huge difference, or should be. I love scrambled eggs, god with cheese.... so many good ways...

I've never like and omelette.

I'm an omelettelet. :(

>>14313100
go ahead i'm curious

>>14313020
Ay bro, I oversalted something today too. Sucks.

>>14316212
What a kween! Shame she went full on pretentious asshat later...

>>14316011
I'm with you, brother. I too love eggs and dislike omelettes. I like mixing cheese and tomatoes into scrambled eggs tho....who knows.

>>14316016
>>14316483

Well, omelette do have a different texture than scrambled eggs because it isn't broken apart, but it is basically the same thing. Chop up a plain omelette and you have scrambled eggs.