/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14300484
Stop ruining yourself.

>drink poison
>be surprised when it hurts you

>>14300484
>drink something
>get stomachache
>keep drinking it
>keep getting stomachaches
WHOSE FAULT IS THIS??

>>14300489
>>14300491
moms need not reply

Drinking fermented cabbage juice cures ulcers. You'll have to ferment it yourself, but the entire set up (half gallon mason jar, blender, strainer, ferment airlock) won't run you more than 40 bucks. Look into it.

Eat something before it

>>14300484
Caffeine and artificial sweeteners can cause digestive issues even when there are no other problems present. You should give them up for a while and focus on having a healthy diet until your system goes back to normal. Then maybe find a healthier alternative to processed energy drinks.

>>14300509
I'm just worried about you, honey.

>>14300519
fermentation is bacteria right? Why would I want to give myself an infection to cure stomach pain?

>>14300682
Doesn't know what probiotics are

>>14300670
mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the chan

>>14300764
might as well lick toilet seats

>>14300484
>it hurts when I do this
May you should stop doing that.

>>14300682
>Why would I want to give myself an infection to cure stomach pain?
Ulcers are 99% bacterial, a guy won a nobel price for proving it by drinking the bacteria and getting an ulcer then curing the ulcer with anti-biotics.
Fermentation bacteria is fine, everyone who eats kimchi has it anyway. The idea is that bacteria will fight for space in your gut and if the fermented cabbage bacteria win then you're happy because that kind is fine in your gut.
Bacteria are really good at killing each other, they have all sorts of evolved poisons and things for killing other bacteria and being the last microbe standing on a food source.
It's probably not an ulcer but eating a shitload of kimchi won't do you any harm and it's quite good in lots of ways as well as being delicious so give it a go.

>>14300682
People have been eating fermented food for years.
Kimchi, fermented sauerkraut, bread, pretty much anything soy, fish sauce (including worcestershire), many hot sauces, tea,....

Anyway, shit's at least not bad for you.
Try to hold it to 1 energy drink a day for a while, maybe no energy drinks once in a while, and you will probably feel much better.
And a few bites of kimchi now and then probably won't hurt, either.

>>14300484
For me it hit me in the lower right part of my stomache and I almost ended up going to the hospital. Tons of stress and was drinking an energy drink on the way to work. knocked me out for 3 days. not sure if ulcer.

>>14300484
I'm not an oncologist, but I'll bet my job on it that it is cancer.
Sorry Bro.

>>14300935
>Ulcers are 99% bacterial
This used to be true, before antibiotics were used to kill hpylori or before people abused antibiotic usage much of the year, and likely ended up taking them a couple of times of year just because of the sniffles. Ulcers are because of abuse more often in modern times.

Also, nowadays about 40% of the time, statistics are simply made up on the spot by about 72% of people, for at least 50% of the time to sell their point.

>For me it hit me in the lower right part of my stomache and I almost ended up going to the hospital. Tons of stress and was drinking an energy drink on the way to work. knocked me out for 3 days. not sure if ulcer.
Talk to your doctor now. Whatever it is you do need to do next? Requires a trial of some meds, some tests and a doctor for sure. In this era of covid, you want to avoid an emergency room situation right now, so schedule the next step asap. In the meantime, grab some meds for anxiety while you're there, and switch to ordinary caffeine from some nice hot or iced tea, no more acidic coffee, no more energy drinks and soda for a bit. Dial down the spice and get more bland mildness on your foods while you wait for the appointment.

>>14300682
Some bacteria are beneficial and necessary for a healthy body. You already have around an entire pound or more of bacteria in your digestive system. Sometimes the bad bacteria grows too much and you need to introduce more of the good stuff. Bacteria that ferment food without spoiling it are generally good, because they're the ones that help you digest food properly.

>>14301310
>You already have around an entire pound or more of bacteria in your digestive system

You can't prove I have any

Just drink coffee you fucking child

>>14302153
I can, because you would have to be alive to make that post so therefore ergo sum ipso facto bacteria.

>>14302185
molon labe, canis est in via

that's latin for go suck an aids dick

I used to get little sleep and drink 1 or 2 cans of energy drink a day and not eat breakfast and my stomach hurt constantly for ages.

>>14300484
For fuck sakes /ck/, stop sipping this shit!

Coffee is superior in so many ways and won't give you a stroke. DON'T DO IT ANON YOU'RE WORTH BETTER THAN MONSTER SIPS

>>14301309
>This used to be true
It still is true.
Most ulcers are caused by h.pylori.

>>14300764
>probiotics
Have no effect on ulcers.

>>14300484
>31
How does it feel to constantly be online with people 10 years younger than you?

>>14301176
What do you mean by lower right part of your stomach?

>>14302438
>come and get them (greek), my dog is on the road (latin)

Cave te hoc niger est.

>>14303131
Kys newfag

>>14303173
no u pedo

>>14300484
You just need to drink more to get used to it.

>ignores countless studies and medical health warnings about energy drinks
>questions why he doesn't feel so good