/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14264195

>>14264257
Holy shit. Gin and juice

>>14264226

That restaurant isn't fictional.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%27s_Restaurant

>>14264275
boys can ya set me up with chips pop and a bar I got no money

>>14264195

Frog and Feels

Let's see if anyone recognizes this one.

I'll give you a hint. It has something in common with this one >>14264320

>>14264411
Beavis & Butthead?

>>14264411
At least skim the thread you tard

>>14264372
true, the external shot is real. but the inside where all the stuff happens is a set. and it has a different name.

>>14264411
>>14264374

cowabunga

>>14264411
Uhhhhh..... go away. I already posted that. Butthole.

>>14264195
Fuck it. I've heard there's some debate on whether or not Bob is a good cook or not, being that is restaurant is always empty. I imagine him as a good cook, but because of his family he has a reputation of having shitty service. I feel like if he let go of his kids, hired real workers, and did a small rebranding he'd be successful.

>>14264232
That place exists in multiple locations in almost every town on the planet.

>>14264484
I have one by me, not called City but the food is.

Come to Quark's. Quark's is fun!
Come right now; don't walk, run!

I could go for a hot, steaming plate of wachuga wanga

>>14264495
His dabo tables are rigged

>>14264501
My favorite part of Episode 2 because of how it worked all the simpletons into a sputtering seethe.
Why wouldn't a city the size of a planet have street level diners? I'm sure Coruscant has fast food places and convenience stores as well.

rocko's modern life anyone

>>14264207
NO FRIGGIN’ WAY!

>>14264513
Dexter Jettster was one of my favorite sub-characters from the prequels. Just because everyone knows a person like him: an old guy who's had a bunch of different jobs and knows just a little bit about everything.

BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN

>>14264240
That'll be five dollars!

you've got red on you

>>14264476
Bob is always shown as a competent chef but bad businessman. He's always getting compliments about his cooking but can never run the restaurant right.

>>14264216

Fuck yes

Solely so I could finally have that threesome with Betty and Veronica.

>>14264257
Ernie made that place go bankrupt with all the chilli he gave away for free.

Bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

MONDO BURGER

>>14264388
Same!

>>14264195
The whole concept of Krusty Burger is that it's a shitty burger restaurant with shitty burgers that people eat just because there's a brand on it. Why would you want to go there?

>>14264308
BAM

>>14264502
pedo, please hang yourself

>>14264295
>I hope you choke-a-doodle-doo
>it's all processed chicken ass

>>14264436
This reminds me of that real Simpsons house they built.

Gabagool

I want to go to BooBies, the best breastaurant

>>14264502
Yes

>>14264309
Should have ended when coach died.

>>14267745
Hated this as a kid

Big Al's

>>14264320
Based

WacArnold’s

>>14267972
based

>>14264514
came here to post chokey chicken

>>14264476
extremely based post

Ultimate credit to anyone who knows this

I really really really would like to have a drink at Eden Hall.

>>14264568
I'll have a coke and a salad

>>14264495
>he doesn't own any Romulan ale from the Star Trek experience at the Las Vegas Hilton, nor has he argued with well costumed and in character extras schlepping about.
Fuck, I miss my dad.

PUT ON THE FEED BAG

>>14264282
Criminally underrated show

>>14268514
This show was absolute garbage

>>14269302
It's a show for boys around the age of 10.

>>14264195

>>14269020
Weekenders is criminally underrated. Honestly my favorite running gag in that show.

>>14264218
been to the supposed rl inspiration for it
actually pretty damn good burgers

>>14264235
Imagine kicking Calo in the nuts.

>>14264195

>>14269427
Already taken faggot. >>14267745

>>14269436
I posted the actual stand whereas they just posted a picture of the stand on an unrelated background with a quote floating underneath. This is an autistic thread after all.

>>14269453
I will fucking destroy you punk.

>>14269458
I call out you or your local representative. I will outquaff you and all your fruity friends.

It's pretty pretty pretty good

>>14264514
>chokey chicken

Jesus this flew right over my head as a kid. How do children's cartoon writers get away with this shit?

>>14264218
Fuck, they hype the Krabby Patty up to be so tasty and addictive. I always imagined it as a burger, but somehow better in every way. Maybe a burger dusted with MSG after eating that fruit that makes other things taste better.

>>14264439
I heard they shaved a gorilla

>>14264388
>Rollercoaster Tycoon
>In Dutch
Massa, is that you?

>>14264388
The Zoo Tycoon food stalls for me

>>14264514
>white Nick-splatter logo

>>14269760
Everything in the Invader Zim universe is grotesque, I don't wanna eat anything from there.

>ywn drink grog in the scumm bar and eat the fat cooks ham and red herring

>>14264195
I'll take four fried chickens and a coke please

>>14264502
Fucking based

>tfw will never sip a cold Moloko Plus with the droogs

>>14269855
You're not thirsty for chicken?

>>14264349
This and Jack Rabbit Slim's

>>14268995
>milk hall
>no tits

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

>>14270068
teehee so random¡¡¡ I'm just a teenage girl who loves penguins and tacos, and if you don't like it then fuck that book :p GRR IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!!!

>>14264207
Loish

>>14264216
Comfy

>>14264538
Came here to post this. Would fucken love pizza planet as a kid

>>14264366
I don't know what this is from but it's based.

>>14264195
I wish I could visit the secret BBQ sauce factory in the movie The Pig People.

Oink oink oink I'm going to piss in the hot sauce. Oink oink. Fuck TRUMP.

>>14264476
Bob's seems like one of those places with bomb ass food but then they go out of business and you miss them forever.

Hiro won't let me post images but the diner from Edward Hopper's "The Nighthawks"

>>14266939
The best butcher where I live has an equally plain exterior. Their product speaks for itself.

>>14268514
F&C sucked dog ass.
I've got a pavlovian reflex to change the channel when I see this shit.

>>14269404
>Yfw you will never try burger town's poutine or stacked burger

>>14264232
There's one in the Denver Airport, it was truly a city experience. Dude taking my order spelled my name "Perie"

>>14264538
When I was a kid, I thought this was a real place, and I vaguely recall asking my mom if we could go there.

>>14264195

>>14269427
This always pissed me off. Everyone knows ducks can't talk. Why make a song pretending that they can?

>>14264218
Mexico used to have an actual fanmade krusty crab

>>14269653
Did you miss the episode where Rocko worked as a phone sex worker?

>>14264282
There's always money in the banana stand

>>14270307
Red Alert 2, an early Allied mission. You can garrison it and I think the monkey wears a red bandana if you do

>>14269050
Isn't there a real place but it's a different name

>>14264451
Finally

>>14269020
Pizza gate has made things so uncomfy for me...

>>14268514
That show was just a rebranding of spongebob but at the point when spongebob was already terribly awful.

>>14264195

>>14271360
>Isn't mars earth but just a different name?

>>14271668
Yes

>>14271668
retard. stop posting and think about your life, bitch

>>14269898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJY2VnTcfK8
Blues Brothers Restaurant Scene

How much for the little girl?

>>14269050
I need some coffee, slice of pie, and to cooooom

>>14271755
This coon loves you

>>14270022
were those supposed to be real people they were using as tables, or were they just played by real people so they didn't have to actually make those tables.

>>14273600
lol. I got scared my bullets were stolen when I woke up from drinking too much.

>>14273645
singing pipes

>>14264795
This, anyone can cook!

>>14264411
RETARD ALERT! WOO WEE WOO WEE!

>>14264195

>>14273600
to be fair this is an average bar anywhere in eastern europe

>>14269671
That fruit makes sour things taste sweet

>>14264218
I just want a krusty krab pizza

>i want to visit this fake restaraunt
>gosh xD aren't i so autistic?!?

>>14269359
is it in the Ft Myers FL area

>>14264195

>>14271170
There is a sketchy af "Krusty Krab" in southern GA.

>>14264195

>>14264501

fuck this thread, you guys are making me crave burgers. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

>>14276806
burger :^)

>>14276806
BURGAH

>>14264240
Based.

>>14264226
Tom's in NYC; enjoy your 1$ coffee and 40$ eggs; god I hate living near columbia

WTF?
SNEED

>>14277053
>>14268899
sneed

>>14264195
not a restaurant or bar but still

>>14277087
Imagine the smell.

>>14264476
Bob is definitely a great burger cook (Mr Fishoder refers to him as an ‘artist in meat’ at one point IIRC). But he’s doing burgers out of a plain diner when there’s heaps of other, flashier places around. That’s why he struggles. There’s just no compelling reason to pick Bob’s over Jimmy Pesto’s.

>>14274048
Broooooo
>the pizza for you and me

>>14274329

I've always loved the look on the guy's face. He's thinking to himself

>I'm just making an egg sandwich. The fuck are you filming for?

>190 posts
>this hasn't been posted

>>14277089
>Imagine the smell.

i will never have a comfy chat with Guinan at the ten forward bar

>>14273932
t...theres this man behind the restaurant..

>>14264593
it's literally any pub, i don't understand this thread, baring some exceptions where the show/movie makes a big deal about how these places are nice, they're just stand ins for normal places, i've been to plently of pubs virtually identical to the winchester in character and at no point in the film did anyone even mention that the winchester's particularly nice, it's just their local pub.

>>14277277
who wants to get served by some dipshit 10 year old who thinks he's so fucking smart but he's not, you're not fucking smart jimmy you fucking faggot

>>14264276
Pineapple juice with gin is fine.

Dis

>>14271360
yep, and it's pretty decent

Also dis

And dis

>>14264275
smokes

>>14268851
based

And, obviously

from Mummies Alive

>>14264366

>>14268851

>>14278103

YES

>>14268629
I want to taste a big mick

>>14269359
I have too, that's Star Burgers up in Arcata. Really, really good shakes.

>>14264466
I've never looked at that menu before, but if you look, they have "Good Meal" "Double Good Meal" and "Triple Good Meal", which are all basically the same thing but with double/triple the amount. Who would ever buy those? Why not just have one good meal and buy three of them?

>>14264476
Bob's restaurant is shown to be pretty busy during lunch rushes, which is probably where he makes most of his money. And it looks like he only does that one lunch rush, since he's shown to have dinner with his family every night.

>>14277996

Well then? Is the rifle deactivated? Or is John connected, like Big Al says?

>>14264195

Dorsia.

>>14275215

Apparently "autistic" is 2020's "lol im so random".

There are no meat in those burgers, it's just shredded newspaper and library paste

>>14264578

Never realized before how well those 80s and 50s vibes mesh.

>>14270367

Reminds of a Polish butcher's with fresh kielbasi. Walking by, just the smell was enough to sell.

>>14276666
Shit what Anime is this? I know it has the big Black Russian guy trying to sell people his sushi.

>>14269054
"Hand me the rap rod, plate captain"

>>14278108
Came here specifically to see if this was here

>>14264195
I want to visit the Tokyo-3 Geofront bar.

>>14264282
RIP Patrice

>>14269518
Thats another one thats actually based on a place

>>14268865
>Criminally underrated show
So underrated the online support for it garnered enough clout to bring back a 4th season that sucked.

>>14268851
comfy as fuck, but something tells me everything they cook with is spoiled.

>>14278108
This is the worst steakhouse I've ever been to.

femboy hooters

>>14280174
kys

>>14280179
no

>>14264207

>>14264295
kek came here to post this

>>14264295
>>14280225
Ugh, frickin r-tard

>>14264495
do they still serve Root Beer?

>>14264195
I want to savour the flavours and aromas of the 18th century

>>14280174
>femboy hooters
google Tallywackers

Just to a experimental batch of buzz beer.

>>14277129
FUCK JIMMY PESTOS
AND FUCK JIMMY JR

>>14280434
based and bobpilled.

>>14277979
>$5 was excessive for a milk shake
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

>>14278009
That was McSpanky's, tardo. The Candy Bar is staffed by adults.

>>14266590
Also its implied that they somehow kept their monopoly by keeping McDonalds out of town (even though somehow Chief Wiggum is still addicted to Shamrock shakes)

Also, sneed.

>>14281073

>>14269671
Growing up for some reason I always imagined it was some sort of solid patty that still had some sort of savory oily/greasy Sloppy Joe hints.

But hearing the theories of how the secret ingredient was actually plankton/crab/Worcestershire (which has literal fish in it, a big no no when fish are people in your universe) makes me think that's more accurate. Especially since Mr.Krabs didn't want ANYONE to fucking know what was in that shit.

>>14267766
Woody Harrelson is a fun actor though? Even when he was a babby.

And the 'Simple Midwesterner' explanation for him being dumb is way less depressing than "Old guy who has literally received so much head trauma that he's now retarded" one.

If you had said "The show should have ended when Kelly became the manager" I'd be much more inclined to agree with you though. Trying to revive the Diance x Malone shit with her was just tiring.

>>14264476
Bob had god-tier word play when it came to naming burgers though.

In 2020 that shit would probably sell enough food on its own even if the burgers were the most plain meat and bread ever. Literally all he would have to do is post his signs on leddit and the dude would be printing money because of dumbass zoomers/millenials

>>14264505
Considering at how rigged 21 century tables are rigged toward the House now, I'm scared to think at how fucking bad Quark's ones are.

Then again Ferengi are so peak Jew tier that they've probably got it calculated down to an atomic level of how much you can rig a table without making people not even bother playing because its so bad.

>>14280398
nice

>>14268851
I've brewed thousands of potions there over the years.

Hey, this isn't "faux-dive". This is a dive.

the pill bug looked tasty

>>14269653
They got away with a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6yNcOr754

>>14282442
>>14267736
Based

>>14282678
Curiously strong they are.

>>14264301
This

>>14282498
Based

>>14281068
>BEBTS
Is that supposed to say BEETS? This restaurant has soul even if they can't spell.

>>14269898
And plain, white toast for my friend

>>14271559
Based
>>14277277
This would be great but post-Jimmy modified McSpankies would be even better

Not a restaurant but I wanted to eat the shit in this book so bad

>>14277979
fucking good milkshake

>>14285516
Reminder that Jimmy fucked up with how McSpanky's tracked satisfaction. One unsatisfied customer shouldn't mean everyone's unsatisfied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AmQ-hOxo2Y

>>14264263
I just had a dream I was the manager of a mcdonalds like Gus Fring

>>14264366
Thread could’ve ended right here. You’re based, anon.

>>14271170
mexicali, baja california but they had to change its name and then they changed i completely

>>14268582
>NO COKE, PEPSI!!!

trees lounge bar

Would love to eat lunch at Pizzaribba on a lazy Sunday.

I'd like to try khlav khalash

>>14264195
I'd like to eat in a Dr Who telephone booth

>>14285516
>choosing shitty McSpankies over the based Taco Shack

>>14264195
Every thread is an autistic thread, really

>>14264309
Cheers is also a real place in Boston.

The one from the show is in Beacon Hill and there's another one in Faneuil Hall (that one is total dogshit though don't go there)

>>14289275
Me? I want some of that crab juice.

>>14264829
Other than when it was some kind of charity event or something he only ever really gave the Power Rangers free stuff.

Why he does is never really said but it was originally planned that Ernie was either Zordon in disguise or that he was aware they were the Power Rangers the whole time

>>14278053
D-d-d-d-dopio!?

>>14269404
"RAMIREZ, WE NEED TWO STACKED BURGER MEALS AND A POUTINE MEAL, PRONTO!"

Deep cut, but the rice and cow from "Ultimate Muscle" always looked so good. I know it's just rice and like teriyaki beef but it looked so good

>>14280372
>yakuza
>not kyushu No. 1 star
>not kanrai

>>14289716
Uhh, Taco Town got melted by McSpanky's, remember? Seethe, tastelet.

>>14286139
Fuck dude, I remember going and getting the pork bao from several Chinese restaurants after playing this. Did not disappoint

>>14264263

Based

>>14268514
BRAIN FREEZE

>>14264218
Fuck Spongebob for making me think flipping burgers was a profitable and tangible occupation.
Burgers are still good though

>>14280379
But they employed like... guys. They'd kick your ass if you drunkenly pulled them onto your lap. I DEMAND BLUSHING TWINKS

>>14277709
Yes. Fuck it would be so lit. I guess bar crawls at the Renaissance fair is the next best thing. It'd be awesome if runefest had a bar crawl like the quest in-game, but pretty sure it's no fun allowed all inclusive cringefest.

>>14269760

>Guy in the big, fat Bloaty costume goes out back to take off his suit for his break
>An even bigger and fatter guy bursts out of the suit

Zim was peak kino.

>>14277277
>>14285516
I've always wanted to try Purple Flurp

>>14291377
Same. I mean, it's probably just grape soda but those kids worshiped the stuff, can't be just average.

>>14291407
They had kegs of the stuff and had versions where they served it in expensive bottles. The stuff was clearly much more than just grape soda.

>>14291407
>>14291430
Wasn't there an episode that revealed it has its origins in space or something? Or am I getting it confused with Slurm?

>>14281373
my favorite was one of the halloween episodes where it was "the cauliflower's cumin from inside the house burger"

Kill yourself

>>14291435
That's Slurm. Purple Flurp just has an absolute fucking shit ton of sugar in it (98% allegedly).

>>14277087
>literally about to ride into hell on a chocolate river

>>14264195
I'm making a midwest inspired city in Cities Skylines and I've seen working on a couple suburbs, I have like three fast food districts but I sadly can't find a good portillos asset. I wonder what kind of food this place has.

>>14275289
god bless you

>>14290278
That's good with a bloody mary

>>14280398
Drew Carey show?
based

>>14290684
The dish actually exists and is called "Gyuudon", my lad.

>tfw no comfy astral training planet to bulk on
why does it have to be this way