/ck/ - Food & Cooking

applebees i would pee out of my butt and then immediately vomit and i would get both on my face making me throw up even more

probably the philly cheesesteak i had at a Super 8 motel
spent 3 days puking and pissing out my ass

>>14280733
the trick is to lay down in the bathtub and cry

Not food but I tried the local "healthy" spring water at Saratoga Springs and I vomited and had diarrhea for 2 weeks. Also fever.

I ate these mushrooms once and I closed my eyes for a second and next thing you know, I'm a black hole crying in the back seat of my car and all the trees were grinning madly at me. I was glad they were having fun, but my hands were pink octopi and my psyche was inked.

>>14280657
Fish and chips out the back of the double decker bus in Squamish. Ate my meal, told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, had some painful diarrhea, then slept for 30 hours.

Don’t eat fish from out the back of a bus. It’s not quaint. It’s fucking poison.

>>14280657
Eating a raw slug when I was a little girl. I vomited all over myself and had severe aspergers.

>>14280657
Probably the time I buttfucked your mom and got aids from all the nigger cum she had inside her shithole and then she cried and talked about how she wished you were dead because you're such a faggot lol

>>14280657
Chinese food from one of the local places. It took me a week to fully recover and ended up me in the hospital under IV due to dehydration because it was non-stop vomiting and diarrhea to the point where I literally could not keep water down to hydrate myself. I tried 15 times in a row at one point to try and keep water down, ended up vomitting and shitting 15 times. When the dehydration really set in I began becoming extremely delirious and hallucinating, hearing voices etc. I couldn't ever sleep. It got to the point where I would just sit in the tub, squatted vomitting and shitting simultaneously for hours on end

It was one of the most absolute most miserable experiences I've ever had.

>>14280657
Spaghetti that my mom put in a tupperware container that had been outside for several months for cats to drink out of. She forgot to wash it. I shit and puked my guts out for about three days straight.

>>14280966
Let me sniff your butthole after you take a big fat vinegary shit.

>>14280758
kek this reminds me of the spring upstate we used to get water from that had a sign by it specifically saying it's not potable but everyone in town used it (without issue) anyway until they sealed it up.

Once, as a poor college student, I bought a big pack of pork chops on a good sale. I was working 45 hour weeks and going to school full time, and I didn't get around to cooking them until they were clearly off. They smelled and were slimy, but buying them had been the last of my food money and I needed them.

I thought, well, if I cook them really well, like to the point they were dry and barely edible, it would kill all the bacteria and I'd be okay. I made up some mashed potatoes, and some gravy, and I rinsed off the pork chops and dried them, and then cooked them until they were well done as fuck.

The bathroom I had access to was a converted closet with a toilet and a sink overlapping each other so there was barely room to get in or out. I spent most of the next week in picrel position as fiery bright yellow bile and vinegar poured out of both ends in hot, immediate lurches. I had to buy a bottle of draino for the sink afterward I had puked so much into the sink. I continued to eat the poisonous pork chops for the entire week as it was the only food I had.

However, I'm pretty sure I am now immune to food poisoning. This incident gave me an iron stomach.

>>14280657
Cubed fruits bought from a small market in Brooklyn NY. Didn't realize what a mistake I made until I got a flashback to the time I was walking past the same market and I saw mexicans cutting fruits on the sidewalk next to the busy street and subway entrance.

Bacon that had been in a cooler where the ice mostly melted on the way back from camping. 2 days of puke/diarrhea, then 5 more days of just diarrhea.

>>14280657
some sort of porchetta pasta from Cheesecake Factory.
I can't eat porchetta anymore without getting sick.

>>14280657
Years ago. Visiting my parents. Palomino restaurant in Indianapolis. Had cassoulet. Few hours later started vomiting. Looked up e coli poisoning, was convinced I was going to die.

Turns out my parents had had a bad flu the week earlier and that's what I probably got.

>>14280657
When Waffle Crisp was new it gave me food poisoning so I neurotically avoided it from then on.

Walmart deli fried chicken gave me food poisoning once. It was awful, I spent an entire day feeling like I was on the verge of vomiting but not being able to.

It's a shame because it was so cheap and pretty decent tasting but I'm afraid to give them a second chance.

>>14280657
Unless you have an allergy or something, a dish can never give you food poisoning. It's always down to the cook's hygiene or how the ingredients were kept/handled.

>>14281225
I loved waffle crisp

>>14281257
No shit retard

Had some tainted ranch from a jack in the box a few years ago. Had the shits on and off from 10 at night until 5 in the morning and ended when I passed out from cramping and exhaustion. 40+ minutes of non stop shitting and 10 minute breaks before it started back up

>>14280657
got salmonella from KFC in the early 90s. i thought i was gonna die for 3 days.

Salad bar golden corral diarrhea 3 days.I needed go hospitol but wouldnt be ause I knew would shit myself.I was dehydrated bad.

Fish freshly caught and immediately cooked from a river in Turkey by a restaurant made on top of it out of planks. made a huge mistake considering the river was super polluted and had diarrhea and horrible stomach pain for 3 days

>>14280966
I read a new article of a guy who ate a slug and became a paraplegic

>>14281225
Damn, that's unfortunate. Because I LOVED Waflle Crisp.
It became my favorite cereal for a good while

Rotisserie chicken from Walmart. Shit my guts out for 2 days straight and I’ve typically got an iron stomach. Haven’t had one since from there or anywhere else, been wanting one tho.

>>14281644
>>14281255
>getting "fresh" food from Wal-Mart

What did you think would happen

This one time I cooked up some salmon, ate it, and after I went to bed my insides felt like they were on fire. I felt like I was dying and passed out from the pain. The following day I cooked the rest of the salmon and the same thing happened again. I have no clue why and when I went to the doctor they couldn't find anything wrong.

>>14281644
Walmart uses chickens that are about to expire to make rotisserie chickens.
If you want a good rotisserie chicken, you wanna go for somewhere like Giant Eagle or Whole Foods

>>14281111
>I continued to eat the poisonous pork chops for the entire week as it was the only food I had.
Quadsbro, why...

>>14280657
Never had food poisoning but I've most certainly used it as an excuse to get out of school and work from time to time.

>>14281696
Did you catch the salmon or was it store bought?

>>14280966
Rule 63 Hal Incandenza

>>14281757
I catch them in Alaska when they're swimming up waterfallls.

>>14281767
>he doesn't throw salt on the slugs

>>14281757
store bought

>>14281221
If by 'flu,' you mean stomach flu (norovirus), then that's probably what it was. You continue to shed the virus in your feces for up to two weeks after cessation of symptoms. tl;dr you ate your folks' poop

Thai food in NY. I shit black water in my hotel room for hours

>>14280868
Holy shit dude, the only time I ever think I've been food poisoned was also after eating at a place in Squamish. Maybe it's cursed.

>>14280657
Chicken teriyaki from a from a fast food oriental place in my local mall
>parents out of town, staying at a friend's house for a weekend
>wake up at 3:00 AM and rush in to the bathroom puking
>clean up and fall asleep on the couch instantly
>wake up at 6:00 AM and almost puke on the floor
>woke my friend up and said I had to go
>drive 10 minutes
>puke
>drive 10 minutes and arrive at my house
>get in the door and puke right on the floor
>cleaned it up and masturbated in bed crying
I still eat there though and the food tastes really good. The sauce they use has to be terrible for your body though.

>>14281816
Sarku?

>>14280657
never really had food poisoning but for about a three year stretch, every time i'd eat fried fish i'd have liquid shits within an hour
on a related note, the worst feeling illness of my life was after i downed ~600ml of whiskey at my cousin's wedding

>>14281769
You're still namefagging retard.

>>14281835
It's called Maki of Japan.

>>14280996
Shit like this is why I don't eat

Hotel brunch buffet on my birthday. I wanted to go to another place, but my mother INSISTED we go there. Came out from both ends a few hours after. Food wasn't even that good too.

Also, for some reason, I can't eat at quizno's without falling sick. Every single time. My friends and family are always fine, but I always puke when I eat there. But I'm fine eating KFC when everyone around me gets sick.

I know some people who could never again eat the food that gave them their worst food poisoning. Luckily, I have never experienced this and can happily eat all of my favorite foods. Even though I've had mild food poisoning from this or that before.

>>14280657
Fried seafood from some shit hole in D.C. First, came the sweating and nausea, then came the geysers of shit and vomit. Literally sat on the toilet and puked in the tub while spraying shit. The vomiting was so intense it broke the blood vessels in my eyes, and my asshole felt like it had been burned with a red hot poker for days after. I've never been so sick in my life.

A jar of sweet pickles that had gone off.
I didn't realize.
The carpet was ruined.

thankfully i never got it really bad, but just last week was my first time ever making rice at home... it turns out that the rice i bought had to be bad because when cooked it smelled like eggs. i thought that was normal so i ate a lot of it... felt like i was on the brink of puking for the next 12 hours, and was pissing out of my ass every 30 minutes. this culminated in my final shit being looking green, slimy, and nothing like a normal healthy poop and instead like old ground meat.

>>14280657
A hot dog I got at the mall right before I saw Inception with my brother and cousins. Worst movie watching experience of my life.

>>14280657
Bacon. I thought I was going to die.

>>14280657
Wendy's chili, served to me at room temp. I was on break at work so I scarfed it and felt weird immediately. After vomitting and shitting all night, I stayed awake literally through the night drinking gatorade and watching SVU. Pretty comfy aside from the vomitting DESU

Ate some bad lasagna when I was a kid that made me vomit and shit for days. I had the worst migraine from dehydration and my throat felt like I had swallowed burning coals. Now just looking at lasagna makes me nauseous. It sucks especially cause I'm Italian and lasagna is pretty much a staple at family dinners.

Like 5 years ago, I got chicken on pizza at Papa Johns.
4-5 hours later I had the worst pain I've ever felt in my life in my stomach, it was debilitating.
I had to crawl on my stomach all the way to the bathroom, and to get on the toilet, I felt like I was climbing Mt. Everest.
I managed to get my ass on the toilet and nothing came out, then suddenly BLAM! shit shoots out my ass faster than you could blink your eyes. My rectum felt so sore, and like it was turned inside out.
I still had the terrible stomach pain.
I crawled to the fridge looking for Pepto Bismol but couldn't find any.
So I had to crawl back to the living room to get my phone, and called my girlfriend that I needed some Pepto asap.
She said I sounded like death and I should call 911.
I told her I just needed to wait it out, then passed out on the floor until she came with the Pepto.
I felt a little better, but still shitty. And I had to take a shit badly.
Then I shit out diarrhea and felt a lot better.
Now the scary thing is 5 minutes later, I had to shit again. Except I wasn't shitting shit. I was shitting blood. And not shit and blood, I was shitting just blood.
Then my girlfriend and I agreed that it was time to see a doctor.
I went to the doctor and explained the day's events to her.
Basically I was ok for the most part. I had terrible food poisoning, and basically my shit was so violent, I gave myself an internal hemorrhoid.
She prescribed me antibiotics and told me to avoid physically exerting myself for a couple weeks and the hemorrhoid should take care of it self.
And to this day, I haven't eaten chicken on pizza again.

>>14280657
>onions from a bowling alley gave me an actual seizure
>wendies salad had rotton leafs that I swollowed without chewing through and shat out actual decomposing rot
>fake fry oil in some irish bar my parents brough home crab rangoon it was like burnt plastic smell that I could sweat out no matter how much water I drank and I still smell it sometimes

>>14280657
I had talapia in a mental hospital

Chocolate covered cashews. I spent an entire night hugging the toilet and taking turns between shitting and vomiting in it

>>14281846
You don't?

i never got food poisoning because i'm not a weakling. fucking americans

It is always Chinese food that gives me food poisoning.

>>14282537
what a coincidence =)

>>14281997
Behold!

>>14281111
did you not have a freezer anon

>>14282537
Never got food poisoning from chinks, found a packaging staple in a chicken noodle soup once, but that's not the same thing.

>>14282110
How tf would choccy cash do that to you?

>>14280657

falafel in barcelona, though more likely the vegetables in the sandwich than the falafel itself

>>14281607
Ive never not washed my lettuce twice after reading that article. Something about parasites in rat feces that got transferred onto the snail.

One time I ate a mocklate Easter bunny that was so awful I spent the rest of the day vomiting into a plastic bag because I couldn't keep getting up to get to a toilet.

>>14280657
discount frozen pizza from walmart. Spend the extra $2

2nd place, #5 jimmy johns. Slow store and unpopular sandwich probably sat in the tray too long

3rd poorly cooked or too old knackwurst
my fault either way

Definitely chicken sandwich at McDonald's - never again

Spaghetti noodles that got left out on a counter from 11am till midnight then warmed back up (thanks Navy)

Fish and chips from this shitty hooters rip off called tilted kilt. I still dont like fish and chips any more.

A sub I bought at Subway and cheese from a bison farm. I’m just not sure if it was bison cheese or from a cow.

>>14282533
Based and checked. Me neither, these americans are really fragile.

>>14280758
The water at six flags made me projectile vomit also i ate enough at Thanksgiving that vomited poured forth so much so that i clogged a sink and had to flush the toilet 4 times

Chinese takeaway. Threw up so violently that I slipped a disc in my back. So I then had food poisoning as well as a completely non-functioning spine. I had to crawl to the toilet on all fours.

A year later after numerous cases of food poisoning being reported form this chinese, it was finally investigated. They kept sliced, raw chicken in cardboard boxes in their bathroom, the pork-balls were stored under a leaking pipe and the vegetables were kept outside in damp cardboard boxes. Was closed down immediately.

>>14282755
Nuts are full of oil, and rancid oil can really fuck with your insides. Also a lot of 'chocolate' is just flavoured chemicals bound together with fat. I cooked pork once in oil that was just on the turn and I pissed out my ass for two days.

One time back when I was in high school I brought a homemade BLT sandwich for lunch and about 30 minutes later my stomach started hurting. I asked the teacher if I could get some water from the water fountain, thinking the water would calm my stomach. When I got back to class and sat down, I proceeded to spew my lunch all over the classroom. I was told to stay home for a couple days. I still don’t know why I got sick but I assume I somehow got food poisoning because I didn’t feel sick until after lunch. I still remember this event because I rarely ever vomit. It was truly awful and smelled foul. A couple days later I thought I was feeling well enough to eat something so I ate a whole pizza. A couple hours later I proceeded to spew liquid out of both my mouth and ass simultaneously. I can still remember the taste and smell. I wretch a little every time I do.

>>14280657
jambalaya from the po boy factory in huntsville. I've never gone back

Not food, but a pint of Guinness. There's an old hotel the bottom of my street and we went there for dinner one night. It was off season so they did decent food deals. We were the only people there. Got a pint of Guinness, not thinking it's probably been sat in the lines for days and gone off. Took a big sip and almost vomitted. They were really apologetic and replaced it with free bottled beer. About 20 minutes later my stomach suddenly experienced sharp pains. I just about made it to the toilet where I shat and vommitted everywhere. Was in there for like half an hour. Managed to hobble back to the table and told them I was heading home. Got home and the poo and vomitting continued for a few more hours. Never been back to the place.

>>14280657
got off the plane in Bangkok at 1am when I was suppose to be there around 11am the day before. Got to my condo and went for a little walk at like 3am. Saw a woman just setting up so I bought a sausage from her and ate it. An hour later and about every hour after for about 5 weeks I shit my brains out. Really put a damper on that trip. Yes, I still fucked some ladyboys. I fucked women too.

>>14280996
I got that too, it wasn't from food though it just sorta happened. Apparently 6 days had passed without me even realizing, even looking back on it all I can remember is 2 days worth of events, but it was all diarrhea and dry heaving. I think it gave me the ability to suppress my vomit though, so that's nice.
Eugh, now I can taste the bile again.

>>14284045
One of my friends at school was Chinese and his dad owned a few takeaways in the city. He basically told us the stuff he has seen behind the scenes is uttrely horrific, in many different places. Warned us all off eating from Chinese takeaways, only decent restaraunts are okay. I knew he was not bullshitting, plus his dad owned takeaways NOT restaraunts, so he was doing him out of business.

>>14280657
Day before Halloween in 2013. Went to the Madison Farmer's Market with an 8/10 asian qt and tried food from almost every stand. At one point we got some cooked deer sausage that looked like it should have been refrigerated. They just had them bunched up in a cup with what looked like some lukewarm water at the bottom. Ate it and tasted good so whatever. Went home and around 7 that night start having the most acidic vinegary burning shits of my life. Shit five times that night and pass out. Wake up the next morning feeling awful. Spent Halloween shitting and sleeping the entire day. Craziest part was having the most intense fever dreams and hallucinations

>>14280657
undercooked chicken breast. I threw up and shit for like 8 hours straight.

>>14282533
Hard to get food poisoning when the only thing you eat is chicken tenders and hot pockets

>>14281257
How insightful.

>>14280657
My worst experience with food poisoning was in 2003 when I went to an Afghan place in DC, I was bedridden for three days and would vomit anything but cold, filtered water up.

My brother and I were both brainlet teenagers and forgot to take care of last night's Pizza Hut. We ate it anyway the next morning. We were both so sick that in retrospect we probably should have gone to the hospital. You'd run out of stuff to throw up until you started puking up bile. Wouldn't recommend.

>>14280657
A year ago or so, a store-bought fish pie forced me and my mum who I was visiting to visit the hospital the next day, we both felt awful. It was probably a bit undercooked. Not sure if I've ever had food poisoning besides that one time.

>>14284927
>o take care of last night's Pizza Hut.
wtf does that mean?

>>14285483
I meant our pizza from pizza hut. We just left it on the counter, realized we did it in the morning, and ate it anyway. Then came a week of vomiting nonstop.

>>14285005
Kalakukko, torille!

>>14285492

I do that all the time and never got food poisoning.

It is possible to do so, though. That is why you should put leftovers in the fridge asap.

>>14285492
holy shit, you must have the worlds weakest immune system, the amount of times I've eaten left out pizza.

>>14285499
I still do leave pizza out for hours and I've had no issues since. I'm guessing it was contaminated somehow.

Cousin and I was walking in forest. He challenged me eating one of those for a buck. I got sick.
We were araound 9-10 years old.

>>14285483
It means they're place of living is so shit that leaving pizza out for a night infected it somehow.
I can't count the amount of times I've left pizza on the counter and ate in the next day, or pizza hut on a dorm suite table and ate it the next day or even next night.

OP do you have any more cartoon pictures of people with intestinal cramping i think this might be my fetish

>>14285528
me
>>14285504
Yeah, I was gonna say they musta had doodoo on their hands or something. NO way in hell a leftout 'za is gonna fuck you over unless it was ruined to begin with.

Takeaway pizza in 2019. I never recovered since. Lost 13 kgs in 3 months. Heartburn for half a year straight. Diahrea/constipation sporadically up to this day. Had endoscopy, colonoscopy, blood, stool, urine, ultrasound. Nothing diagnosed, all green apparently. I even had to go to germany just to get tested because the nhs is dogshit

An Italian Sandwich from dominoes, my Dad and I had on christmas break. I remember eating it and it was very mediocre along with about 3 beers and a couple hours later just feeling ill and generally off.

Went to my room and surfed the net for a bit until i very clearly had to vomit, and then returned to my room where I then had to shit, and repeating the process every 15 minutes from 9pm till 9am. My dad was in the downstairs bathroom doing the same thing.

Dry-heaves cramped up the stomach so bad that you had to make a decision on whether to drink a little bit of water so you have something to puke up, or just deal with your abs cramping painfull, and also pooping becomes squeezing small amounts of burning stomach acid from your ass. I would manage to get about 20~ minutes of slight sleep between each event wile laying down on the cold bathroom tile.

Took a week for my stomach to return to normal and I didn't eat at dominoes for about a decade after

Beer from a dirty tap. Puke and chills for days.

>>14284067
Probably the lettuce wasn’t rinsed properly. Leafy greens can fuck you.

>>14280657
As far as I know, it was a "chicken burger" made from pink slime that wasn't fully cooked. Literally felt like I had the flu a few hours after and then I slept for a straight day. No shits tho.

>>14280657
Boneless chicken wings from my local Buffalo Wild Wings. Diarrhea for 2-3 days, stayed up all night vomiting. Was honestly wishing to just pass out.

>>14280657
Two week old fried stuffing with peta bread. Next day had a sour stomach and within a few hours I was crying in extreme pain because I had the worst gastrointestinal cramp i ever experienced. Felt like I was stabbed repeated over and over again. For the rest of december I was crippled because I can't stand up property because of my lower left side of abdomen was fucked not to mention the vomiting and diarrhea I would have a daily basis. Had to change underwear 2 -3 times a day for month. I skip a months worth of school and lost 20 pounds because I can't stomach anything besides fruits and nuts.

I consider it the worst moment in my life and hell I was positive for covid and that was nothing compare to that shit

Those fucking premade salads in a bag.

>>14280657

Taco bell

>>14281111
Now this is a REAL man

A homemade pizza I made using months old pasta sauce, old veggies and cheese that sat out on the counter all night.

>>14280657
i got noro from apple pie once
was a lot more funny than i thought it would be

These frozen pigs in a blanket things I got from the supermarket. I was vomiting and shitting at the same fucking time, the vomiting stopped after the first day but I was shitting like every thirty minutes for like seven days and had to shower every time I shit because my ass was so raw from wiping.

>>14280657
This lil nigga right here. I'm Swiss Brazilian, so my senpai frequently goes to this Swiss festival in some random boondocks in interior Sao Paulo, and a common offering is Cervelat. Ate it as a kid, taste was pretty okay, but they didn't split it part like in pick related. It was sausage on a stick, very thicc, savory, I didn't like the skin, had a sort of plastic-ness to it.

Anyways, I ate it one time, and got food poisoning. Made me swear off of sausages for about 3 years. Since then I've recovered my taste for sausage, my favor atm being based toscana.

Spinach casserole, pretty sure it was the spinach

Had hot chocolate after dinner and I literally vomited pure stomach acid for the next three or so days

>>14281111

Just go hungry for a few days you absolute fucking retard. Eating that shit and then using all that energy to puke and shit your guts out ended up in a worse caloric deficit than if you had just not eaten all week. Fucking idiot.

This CHAD has never had food poisoning, and I've eaten some sketchy shit. If you're food seems iffy, have some booze with it.

I'm willing to bet at least half of these posts are people who picked up a stomach bug and then falsely attribute the symptoms to the food they most recently ate.

>>14285509
One day you might suddenly die, many instances of people eating slugs only to have a parasitic infection that lies dormant for decades.

>>14285906
Take motilium, it'll help.

I had this lavender ice cream once that turned me inside out through my arsehole. It was like there was a hurricane inside me that was trying to be born.

Local kebab joint. Hadn't been there in years but it wasn't my first time there and goddamn did that pita kebab make me want to die. 32 hours of nothing but vomiting and explosive diarrhea, by the end of it my chest was fucking hurting from dry heaving.

My friend had kebab over rice and was fine, guess they made the two out of different meat or something.

>>14280657
Wendy's. After vomiting and dry heaving for 2 hours I collapsed on the cold bathroom floor. Woke up to a glass of water and a blanket. Thanks dad.

>>14288169
You're welcome kiddo

>>14288107
Have you had a similar issue?

It fucks with everything man. The doctors just dont know how to respond to it, its like theres just not enough raw knowledge or technology to diagnose it

>>14280657
I made the mistake of getting shelled oysters off of 150 item buffet. That was a really terrible three days.

>>14280657
Never had one.

>>14286142
never trust items outside the niche of a takeout joint
pizza places are for pizza only, all else they fuck up

>>14281962
>Wendy's chili, served to me at room temp.
This got me once, too. It was awful.

>>14280657
Buffet fish& shrimp
Ended up puking my guts out 12+ hours, accompanied by explosive shit at the 6+ hour mark

I'm curious if anyone has ever sued or gotten back at the place that gave them food poisoning.

>>14289558
Who the fuck in their right mind would eat fish & shrimp from a buffet? What are you retarded?

>eats fish & shimp from a buffet
GET OUTTA DODGE!

>>14284321
>Craziest part was having the most intense fever dreams and hallucinations
I came down with food poisoning during an all day concert. It got so bad I passed out and awoke to an empty concert hall. I immediately panicked and ran outside, where I was greetted by an angry mob of concert goers and riot police. It was fucking nuts. I started running through the streets of DC with no clue where I was, and managed to run up to a moving taxi and yell to tthe driver I needed help. Big, fat, black dude. He told me to get in and told me I was lucky he didn't shoot me in the face. He broke every traffic law getting me to my hotel because he knew the cops were all busy with the riot. Then...>>14281928
happened. Worst night of my life.

when i was 16 my mom bought a dozen foot-long hotdogs and that night i got hungry and ate five of them cold in one sitting
turns out they were raw

>>14280657
School cafeteria """" food """", mainly some cream cheese filled " croissant ".

It had old cream cheese, this was in an elementary school.

I had the shits for 3 hours straight when I got the stomach virosis from it the next day. No breaks, 3 hours straight. Had it for 3 days.

Then in high school this time, old mayonnaise also gave me stomach virosis. Less intense diarrhea but it still hurt and burned like hell.

I also ate a sweet potato which for whatever reason also made me sick.

To this day I hate the taste of sweet potatoes and I never ate cream cheese after elementary school because I'd want to puke just remembering the foul smell.

>>14289741
If I ever have kids. They're getting packed lunches

>>14289751
You will be doing them a massive favor anon.

Went to Mexico City once and ate all I could. Street tacos, Tortas, fancy restaurant enchiladas, a shitty chicken sandwich at the plane, McD's at the airport. I shat yellow liquid for two weeks and I couldn't even get up. Wonderful trip.

>>14280657
cyanide tacos

>>14289583
any that try are guaranteed to fail, since they have no way to actually prove it was their joint

>>14281111
I mean, it's really easy to scrape up some extra cash for food. These stories are so fucking pathetic lmao

>>14281944
Pickles don't go bad

>>14290030
I don’t know how it works where you are from but here in Canada if more than 4 people report food poisoning from a restaurant with 24 hours you are legally obligated to bring in the health authority. They’ll come in for an inspection and if you’re not up to code they’ll shut you down. I have heard that this has opened the door for litigation but I can’t confirm that. Never had to deal with it personally. I run a clean kitchen.

>t. chef of 25 years

>>14290119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IIsMIgcgI

>>14280657
A pizza from Domino's several years ago. Don't know what was in that pizza but it ended up giving me projectile vomiting and diarrhea for like 2 whole weeks. Haven't stepped foot in any of the major pizza chains since.

>>14280657
had a really bad chili mac supreme from steak n shake that had me throwing up multiple times that night.

also had really bad black beans from pollo tropical that had me pooting

>>14290030
If you have left over food that gave you the food poisoning you have a chance.

>>14280966
Isn't this part of a pasta?

Fucking kale. I was around 18 at the time, my mom had some strange plan to bake kale chips in the oven for whatever reason. I was hungry and ate bunch since it was a part of dinner.

I ended up tearing my bathroom toilet out of it's seal with the strength of my nighttime yaks, my ribs and chest hurt for weeks. I inflicted such damage on my toilet we had leaks/damage/needed a plumber. I still can't look at crispy green shit to this day.

Wasn't the worst but a year back my roommate got me some cupcakes from a place around here. One of them was a strawberry shortcake cupcake, and had a cut strawberry on top. I left it on the counter instead and ate it the next day. Something kinda smelled off and tasted off but I didn't think much of it. The next day I wish I shat bricks, because the liquid that came out of my ass was horrible.

Some kinda water snail from an Asian market. Went blind for a few minutes among other things.

>>14280657
I once fucked up cooking shrimp bought from a local meat market that had me floored for a day (I remember thinking how tender and succulent they were) and just recently got over a >2 week bout of painful cramps and urgent black water for poops

>>14280657
Bad egg.

I once ate a cold piece of kielbasa or whatever that had been sitting in the fridge for probably a few days. Had diarhhea in about an hour. The discomfort didn't stop all night. Was shitting pretty much pure blood by evening. Hurt enough to wake me up a couple of times or so later in the night. Stomach still felt kinda worn out[?] the next day. Had to strip clothes from diarrhea sweat.

Runners up include my local hibachi place I'll never go to again, because both times I've gotten their tempura I've gotten food posioning diarhhea (and last time also included vomiting) also with those strip-sweats. And a couple of years ago when McDonald's had those regional speciality sandwiches, we had whatever the chicken blue cheese one or whatever that was, woke up with a low appetite the next day, later on turned into repeated gagging/vomiting that couldn't stop. Went to urgent care, got given the "if you throw up still you need to go to the ER medicine", threw up, went to the ER. Honestly it kinda sucks because that was a pretty tasty sandwich, at least by McDonald's standards. That's most of the details for my worst stories, I've had some pretty shitty food poisoning.

>>14291445
*I had, I got McDonald's for myself.

>>14281720
hungry

>>14282564
I did but I didn't realize they had gone off until it was time to cook them. I'd only had them a couple of days but it was a discount package and I just didn't get there in time.

>>14286251
Thank you.

>>14287936
Maybe if you have mommy and daddy to mooch off of and were not actually poor. "Scrape together" wdym like scrape a couple dollars out of your jeans pocket? Either you have the money or you don't, and I didn't. It was ten pork chops, enough for ten days. It was all I had. Obviously it wasn't ten days of caloric deficit if I'm still here, so.

>>14280733
Eatin' good in the neighborhood!

NOTICE

A lot of pain and suffering in this thread could have been averted when you first knew something was off. If you would have taken pepto bismol (the pink shit, bismuth something or other) you would have significantly reduced the absorption of e. coli toxin into your body. The exact mechanism of action is unknown, but it appears this stuff coats the toxin and passes it through your system unabsorbed. You DO NOT, however, want the one with anti-diarrheal as that will be counterproductive. The tablets work reasonably well and a few times in Vietnam and Cambodia I knew 30 min after that shit our whole group ate was borderline and popped two tabs with a bunch of purified water. I was the only person left standing, it took everyone else out for 2-3 days pissing out their asses while puking into trashcans.

Seriously consider this, look it up.

Salt and pepper squid

My mom left something in the fridge for me when I was visiting my parents. I think it was meatloaf. I could not eat anything for 4-5 days without my body trying to explode and causing the worst pressure-based pain I've ever experienced. My longest toilet session was 2 hours at night.

>>14280657
Gas Station Doritos, I forget what flavor but they were tart and sour. Was a few years back. Also got some spicy funyuns. I already had a headache that day but wanted junk food because I was a cheap bitch.

Started eating it and watching Pyrocynical (This was late 2015, early 2016) and I just get massively sick. Stomach churning, headaches, the works. My mom made chicken for dinner so I figured eating some real food instead of junk food would have made things better but nope, just made it worse.

Was keeled over in pain in the bathroom, unable to vomit because it wouldn't come out so I started physically punching my stomach because of how badly it hurt. Eventually I did vomit and I spent 3 days sick in bed unable to keep water down as I would just puke it right back up.

To this day I gag/feel sick/get a headache whenever I think of the flavor, see any Doritos other than Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese, or whenever I hear Pyrocynical speak.

>>14285005
Jesus Christ, this looks like a fucking wall texture from Doom, how can you even eat that?!

>>14290119
Pickle juice is great to help with a hangover

bus stop grilled chicken wings in bumfuck Laos.
good god

>day before my 15th birthday
>going to niagara falls
>camping along the way
>pick up some chicken wings from the grocery store with assorted sauces
>cook them over the fire
>must have undercooked mine
>spend my entire birthday laying in the 98 degree tent shitting every 30 minutes
the nausea made for some interesting fever dreams, but would not recommend

>>14292508
see >>14292398
next time you know. you can’t just give up food exploration.

>>14292398
bruh. no. I knew something was wrong minutes after I ate. I immediately went into the bathroom and induced vomiting and puked the whole thing up. I still endured 5 days of salmonella hell.

seriously, have you ever tried to identify specific medicine in a bare-ass laotian drug store? That place is a shit hole.

>>14292641
I was stuck on a bus for 14 hours anon. i did not have that option.

>>14281257
Remind me to never, ever eat anything you’ve so much as walked past.

>>14281607
Oh it gets worse than just paraplegia anon.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/sydney-man-who-contracted-rat-lungworm-after-eating-slug-dies/news-story/08b0e700a8d6d6c6709d2dd92dfeaa8f

>>14281924
I had some kind of horrible reaction to salmiakki when I first had it as a kid, spent hours throwing up. Now even the smell of it makes me gag.

>>14292663
Dude I have that shit in my car in the USA. When I was in Laos that shit was in my pocket at all times. It wasn’t even in my bag because if my bag got stolen, I’d need that shit more than hand wipes, reading material, clothes, and my ipad. You had the option but were uninformed and just didn’t know. Now you know.

>>14292654
Listen, look it up. I said the moment you know. If you knew in 5 min and puked it up you should have slammed three of those pepto tabs and hydrated like fuck to have a single solitary chance in fuck. Pepto coats the toxins but does not eliminate them. It makes them 90% harder for your digestive system to absorb.

>>14292753
Keep a gatoraide bottle with the big lid so you can take a piss in it.

>>14292744
Imagine being the dude who dared your friend to eat a slug and causing him to fucking suffer and die for 8 years.

>>14292799
Let me ask you a serious question: how do you estimate how much you have to piss? For me, some of my pisses have gone on for what can only be gallons. Gallons upon gallons, like sprayed out of an overburdened garden hose. You want me to collect this torrent in a mere “gatoraids” negro receptacle?

>>14284927
In surprised the pizza hut pizza went bad so quickly. I've heard plenty of stories of people leaving it on their kitchen bench overnight and it was still fine the next day. All that salt.

>>14285906
That just sounds like Chronhs

>>14284927
>forgot to take care of last night's Pizza Hut
Forgot to tuck it in bed that night?

>>14285906

Have they ever mentioned crohn's disease or Ulcerative colitis. Its an autoimmune condition. I had very bad Ulcerative colitis and I'm sure it was triggered by a bad fast food burger.

>>14280657
Ive done raw meat for half a year, and the only time I get food poisoning is when I switch off of it.
I had some blueberries the other day, and I was shitting it out undigested. Never had that once with raw pork or raw beef.

Canned tuna. Spent 3 days unable to keep anything down, not even water. So dehydrated that my muscles were constantly cramping up. Took a while after that to get past eating anything other than saltines and drinking gatorade. Should have gone to the hospital, but I'm a cheap ass.

>>14293408
>but I'm a cheap ass
Based America.

>>14289751
home school them instead

>>14291470
You are so fuking dumb, I'm not sure I even believe u, u would eat fuking poison instead of the literal hundreds of ways u could of gotten something to eat, u shouldn't of survived

>>14281111
>I continued to eat the poisonous pork chops for the entire week as it was the only food I had.
are you fucking braindead? you expelled far more calories from shitting and puking than you did actually any nutrional value from rancid pork. you'd have been better off fasting. holy fuck

>>14293420
>I sure do love paying for immigrants healthcare
Why are you Euros so obsessed with this

>>14293295
they have but nothing was ever found in any of my tests. The only thing they didnt do was sending a camera capsule through my entire system, but even then crohns isnt always visible in the layer of intestine that the camera goes through. Im going back to germany soon so Ill ask for it to be looked at again

>>14280657
When I was a lad my mom wasn’t home a lot (parents divorced) so I tried to make myself chicken tenders from scratch. The outside browned very quickly (used a dip batter) and so I just pulled em out and sat em aside. Once they were all browned I started eating, but noticed they were still very raw inside. Meh, probably fine. Later that night or next morning I had the worst stomach pains and a terrifying green diarrhea.

Pizza/sub place I used to work at. Had to go to ER and get an IV. I couldn't even stand. Then the owner fired me after my GF mentioned it to people and he heard about it.
Never eat at Pizza Bono. Fucking POS Morracan owns the place.

>>14280657
2 cases
First was buffet crawdads at a local chinese buffet, tried to suck out the heads like on tv, vomited like crazy shortly after getting hom

Second was an anal explosion, i drank 2 jugs of prune juice and felt like i almost died, i was spent the entire day on that toilet, i was shitting pure stomach acid by the burn of it

>>14280657
Day old pizza hut wings. Ate about 7 over the sink. soon as i got to my room I knew something was wrong. Oscillated between laying in bed super hot or voiding my bowels on the toilet uncontrollably.

>>14280657
That one rare occasion mom forgot to wash the fruits before adding them to the fruit basket.
Missed school for two weeks puking water and bile, thought I was going to die.
pic related
fuck apricots

>>14280657
A what?

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Fuck Jannies.
Fuck Vegans.
Fuck Niggers.
And Fuck Kikes.
Don't delete my Raw Meat General threads.
How fucking retarded do you have to be, to think that Primal Diet is off topic?

>>14294149
DAS RITE!
/ck/ IS FOOL OF UTENSILFAGS
WANNA BE BASED?
YOU BYTE THAT COW RIGHT IN THE FUCKING ASS AND NEVER LET GO
FUCK YEAH!

>>14293993
>i drank 2 jugs of prune juice
For what purpose?

>>14280657
Brazil nuts

im gonna shit on the thread theme because I ate a falafel from a street vendor in Ramadi, Iraq in 2009. Nothing happened except I was full.

>>14281255
I have gotten a similar product at Kroger and I haven't gotten sick from it, 4 pounds of chicken for 8 bucks ready to eat is a pretty good deal since its near the hospital.

Potbelly.

It’s a sandwich chain I believe based in NYC.

I had discovered it since it was close to work. Good subs overall, and cheap considering NYC. One day I ordered I think it was called the Prime Roast Beef or something to that name. It knocked me down for an entire 4 days. High fever. I slept clutched to some of those giant gatorades. I remember driving like 1/2 asleep to shoprite just to buy those.

>>14280657
Red lobster. I was 4 and it poisoned my entire family. Then right after I got over it I drank a glass of milk that had been left out all week and got sick again because my mom was too sick to clean.

>>14280749
Kek

>>14281812
Curse of the food servers with poor hygene

>>14280657
This is what made me give up shitty instant meals and learn how to cook for myself. I was vomiting for days.

>>14280657
Made meatballs, left them in the fridge, went on a 4 week holiday, came home and was hungry :D

beef tips from the cafeteria in college; puked like crazy a few hours after eating and felt horrible the next day and missed a class that had a test. the professor then gave me shit for not having sick note from a doctor when i asked about making it up.

>>14295366
The only time I’ve gotten food poisoning was from red lobster. Shits nasty

the only realy bad food poisoning I can remember off the bat was when I was a teenager and went to a sushi restaurant with my folks. food was such bad quality that I just went into a fever that night and threw up all over the floor, sad thing was it was my first time with sushi and toulk me years to get the courage to try it again. Another instance that wasent as bad was when the whole family had some fucked up stomach virus, thankfuly we had two bathrooms and it didnt hit me as hard since all it did was make me shit myself with no fever or upset stomach, just a sudden stab-like twinge in my lower gut and.. well there it was. just had to take off my pants and sit on a towel since everyone else had the same idea.

>>14280657
Scrambled eggs from a off egg when I was a kid. My mom thought I was just being picky and wouldn't let me leave the table till I ate it. Told her I had to barf, she said

>no you're not! Like i was faking

Vomited under the table. Sick for 2 days straight. Every time I tightened my stomach muscles I vomited. Laid on the couch and if I even rolled over or used my stomach muscles at all, vomit. Luckily mom put a bucket next to me so I didn't have to puke on the floor. Then the most fucked up thing happened

>day 2 hadn't eaten for 2 days and it was the evening
>lazy mother rarely ever cooks actual home cooked dinners.
>while on couch asleep wake up to hesvenly smell
>wrap blanket around self and shuffle to kitchen oven
>it's fried chicken strips laying on a tray fresh from the oven
>stare at it so hungry
>think I might be able to handle it since I was able to walk fine.
>single small bite
>immediately run to barf.

I barely forgave her for cooking fried chicken the day I was so sick and could not eat.

Second worst time was from chipotle. It tasted fine but my stomach left me curled up on the couch clutching a raw hunk of ginger I gnawed on all day to keep nausea away. Do not underestimate ginger guys. It kills naseau but you have to keep chewing it nonstop for it to keep working. Of course it was Thanksgiving day so I showed up to a family party and ran to the bathroom back and forth and sat on a couch miserable the entire time. I was pregnant at the time so mother in law saved my dignity by saying I had bad morning sickness.

>>14281607
That one will haunt me forever

Chicken from a truck stop buffet in Breezewood, PA. I was on my 8th grade class trip and was sick as a dog all night and into the next morning. Never actually puked through sheer force of will but I was miserable.

>>14280657
Under cooked Pizza Hut wings. Caused me to shit myself in my sleep.

>>14295562
Anon, that's awful but also very funny.

ate some bad shrimps
thought it was the stomach flu at the time, but later I realized that it probably was food poisoning

>>14295522
post feet

In-N-Out Burger a couple years ago.
I was throwing so much that my guts hurt. I thought I was gonna die; that was the last time I ate In-N-Out.

I visited my grandma and raided the fridge, made some hot dogs, turns out they had been in there for years.

>>14281255
Former Walmart deli worker. Pay attention to the time written on the chicken, it's important. Also note that I've seen food take 1 to 2 hours to get to the hot bar when busy

>>14281111
>I continued to eat the poisonous pork chops for the entire week as it was the only food I had.
Why the fuck would you do this? Just go to the hospital at that point, you definitely deserved what happened.

>>14280657
I've only had food poisoning once. My vegetarian friend's mom made couscous (I think; I was just a child at the time) and I was vomiting and had diarrhea for 2 days.

got a carne asada burrito from a street vendor in LA i had been to a dozen other times.
felt bloated and nauseous the night of, but it went away.
The next day I left work with flu symptoms and was in bed / the bathroom for the next 5 days. Had to go to the emergency room for pain and dehydration

>>14280657
Had a kebab and shat blood

I once ate sweet potato fries from a bowling alley that caused me to have extreme food poisoning for 3 days.

At one point I was almost hallucinating from lack of sleep and exhaustion from puking bile.

I cannot consume sweet potato fries anymore which sucks because I used to really like them.

>>14295522
the last time i had ginger for nausea it caused me to puke. It's fucking nasty

>>14280657
yer mum's puss

>>14280657
Some frozen chicken wings which i didnt heat all the way through because i was an impatient motherfucker. I felt like a hot ball of lead in my stomach and i was shivering and had massive diarrhea

Worst food poisoning of my life came from fucking Dairy Queen's chicken sandwich. I didn't recover for nearly two weeks

>>14280657
frozen pizza unfrozen and then refrozen and then cooked

>>14298246
>eating chicken from an ice cream store
I don't know what you expected honestly

>>14281111
>fiery bright yellow bile and vinegar poured out of both ends
>continued to eat the poisonous pork chops

>>14280657
ate a massive tub of almonds during college and was up all night with the worst stomach ache i ever had. was also technically low dose of cyanide poisoning.

>>14280733
This. My first and only food poisoning experience.
I was only eight or so. Learned a good lesson from my father that theres no such thing as a fart when you're sick.
Pretty much the same experience too. Nonstop liquid shits and throwing up. I use the toilet paper trick to reduce splash though.

Korean food from a mall food court. That was a shitty new years eve.

>>14280657
Tainted raw spinach.
Bad times.

>>14298316
I get that with peanuts. Once bought a 2 pound tin of salted peanuts and ate half of it. Felt like a pineapple going through my intestines

>>14280758
This is why you should always order hot tea when visiting big or even small cities in Asian countries.

Been eating sushi my whole life.

Never got poisoned from it until I visited Japan and had it there.

one time I had some really awful icecream
I put the leftovers in the sink and it didn't melt 30 minutes later
I still get nightmares of the shits I had that day

Blue Fanta. Something about their mixture was off. Never saw that mixture again in stores. They probably used some illegal food coloring.

>>14280770
Did you shit yourself when releasing ink?

>>14280996
The weekly "family surprise"-special?

>>14281111
> I continued to eat the poisonous pork chops for the entire week as it was the only food I had.
Mjam. Did you fry or cook them?

>>14282537
Buy Vietnamese

>>14295548
Never eat anywhere but Sheetz if you're in Breezewood. Wait til Hancock or Midway depending on your direction.

>>14280657
Taco Bell in 1999 after seeing Phantom Menace with my dad.

An old roommate of mine brought a tray of meringue cookies back from his home. A bit of stomach flu must have piggybacked onto it, I was non-stop sick for 3 days.

>>14280657
In college I was basically guaranteed diarrhea the next day if I ordered from Papa John's.

I also had chronic appendicitis for 2 years and I think I got an episode from a shitty undercooked burger from a kebab shop once. 2 weeks of constant throbbing pain and bloating. Those were rough.

>>14300114
>ice cream didn't melt after 30 minutes
where in the high bloody fuck do people find these things

>>14284083
How would you rate the ladboys

>>14300263
it was a grocery store in bumfuck nowhere
after careful examination it had some ice crystals mixed in but not much
I can't imagine what the white stuff was made of

I've been lucky so far but I think I will have my day. Planning on doing some trips to SEA, eastern EU

>>14281111
>rank pork chops cause severe illness
>continues eating anyway
>dose repeating ones
I'm thinking based

>>14295273
kroger cooks their shit daily, at least the one I go to. Not sure about Walmart

>>14281606
is it true that if you're a local and used to eating that shit, you can eat it no problem?
This is almost hard to imagine but I hear it to be the case in third world where locals adapt to the shit level of quality in water/food

>>14292398
thanks, now I have a plan for my sea travels

Is it normal to wake up at 4am in the morning with stomach pain and gas and diarrhoea?
I get this often but nobody in my family ever gets sick at all when we ate the same food throughout the day so I'm wondering if it's not food poisoning.
>when it's so painful you have to crawl into a ball and cry

>>14300172
You know what's funny about that, the dish was literally called the house special. Some bread fried chicken with some strange sauce that was sweet, spicy and tangy, but not at all like a general tso's or anything like that. You really hit the nail on the head haha

>>14295387
Their chili mac got me

>>14300547
No, that doesn't sound like food poisoning. You might have some kind of GI problem or food intolerance, lactose intolerance can cause that for example. If it happens a lot, see if some types of food cause it more than others.
If you can't figure it out you might want to go to a doctor before you end up in the next poop bag thread

>>14300547
You could be having some digestion/stomach issues from an unknown food allergy or something along the lines of being lactose intolerant. My friends who are lactose intolerant have claimed those same exact symptoms. I'm not sure how much dairy you eat or anything like that, but it might be a good idea just to get a check up at the doctor so you can be sure of what it is, then you can avoid the foods that make you feel that way.

Hope it gets better buddeh

>>14286142
That was about the same for me after I had Red Lobster once. Two weeks of that shit, ruined my 16th birthday.

years ago i ate a packet of those grandma's homestyle peanutbutter cookies while at my great-great-grandma's house. god only knows how long it had been there but i was a kid and didn't know any better. fast forward to that afternoon i'm lying flat on my back on my moms bed watching the cooking network with the worst stomach pain i've ever felt in my life. my stomach was distended and tight like a fucking balloon, i honestly thought I was going to explode. the puke hit out of nowhere, no nausea as a precursor or anything i just bolted upright and clapped my hand over my mouth, i still remember the pressure of the vomit against my hand it wanted to escape so badly. i ran and puked violently into the toilet before feeling the bomb drop into my lower intestine. i managed to whip off my pants but wasnt fast enough to throw my ass down onto the throne before another gut-clenching wave of puking hit me that unfortunately also sprayed a concentrated stream of shit out of my naked ass. with no pants or underwear to hinder its flight it splattered all over the bathroom sink and cabinets behind me. my mom found me on the floor covered in puke, shit, and sweat and decided the best place for a child who is exploding from all orifices was in the bathtub where she could rinse me periodically with the shower head like a filthy beached orca

>>14300569
>>14300577
Honestly I never considered that, thanks.
Seems totally random to me though so will be hard to find out what's wrong.

>>14300608
>rinse me periodically with the shower head like a filthy beached orca

>>14281111
>I continued to eat the bad meat
what the fuck man.
youre better off just fasting or leaving out the meat at least.

>>14282058
I experienced the opposite of this. this chick I was fuck buddying with for a while called me and sounded like shit, wanted me to bring her gatorade and medicine. I let myself into her apartment and she was in her underwear sitting in the tub saying she was throwing up non stop, all she claimed to eat for the whole day was those meal replacement powder shakes. I think the cat somehow got her sick. what do they call it again when you get an illness from a cat? toxi something.

>>14280657
shawarma which i later learned was made with donkey meat, i was hospitalized for a week due to sepsis from not being able to keep anything down
followed by chick fil a, seeing the logo or the sauce packets makes me gag

>>14280657
south carolina bbq, mustardy garbage

>>14296653
>go to the hospital
>America
No thanks, I don't want to be in debt.

>>14300715
>>14298313
I am stronger for it now.

>>14300505
Thank you for recognizing my wherewithal and bravery.

>>14300780
>sepsis from not being able to keep anything down
That's not how the medical works.

>>14300752
toxiplasmosis. oof

Scallops from the university dining hall.
I had never had scallops before so I didn't really know what they were supposed to taste like. I was served 3 and ate 2 1/2 thinking that they were just supposed to taste all fishy. But by the third I could not force it down my mouth and left. Ended up shitting for two days straight.

Used to eat Popeyes often, then there was a period of 3 months where my stomach would go to DEFCON 1 every time I ate any of their chicken. Godawful cramps and 100dB churning every time. The biscuits were cash though

>>14280657
not food poisoning, but I got the worst stomach ache from eating a whole ghost pepper. It burns your mouth, but it's a next level punishment for the tummy.

I've gone over a decade without being food poisoned. The last time was when I was a kid, from some no-name greek restaurant that served me uncooked lamb.

The feeling of wanting to throw up is 100x worse to me than the actual action. I got myself a legit phobia of puking. Last time I had food poisoning was 6 years ago after Panda Express. I have never been that sick and I had the fucking rotavirus as a kid that made me go to the hospital for a couple of days. Making ungodly fucking noises as the demons tried to escape my stomach, popped a blood vessel in my eye, the whole shebang. And then I did have to go to the ER because I passed out in front of my family from hyperventilating. To this day I get stomach pains looking at the logo or driving past it.

>>14300821
well i am not ba doctor, I got hospitalized for my food poisoning and sepsis

>>14282092
Let's hear the onion story. How the fuck did you get a seizure?

>>14301389
agreed, sometimes what is nice about throwing up is that it offer some sort of temporary relief. that on top of being able to drink large amounts of water to soften the experience can making puking much less annoying than it has to be. right before i puke i break out in a cold-sweat every time and I have maybe 15 seconds before it starts coming up. my only food poisoning did not have me puking but it held me at that stage of sickness where I felt like i was about to break into a cold-sweat for about 8 hours with the only thing coming out of me being the foulest of wet shits i have ever experienced.

>>14298749
poop?

>>14280657
In 2008 I worked next to an Arby's and ate there frequently for lunch. One day I had a single beef and cheddar and some curly fries. Later that night, I started feeling like shit and of course my girlfriend was staying over. My burps smelled like just the most awful rancid meat, and I had diarrhea every five minutes. I puked all night long and was drenched in sweat in bed with her next to me. We're married now and she still says the smell of my burps that night was unlike anything she's ever smelled since. That was the last time I have ever and will ever eat Arby's again. A few months ago my boss offered me some curly fries from there and my gut immediately cramped just smelling them.

>>14293360
Kek, you have a tapeworm. Raw pork. All pork is diseased. They are literal parasite farms. Tapeworm causes bowl issues with fresh fruit and vegetables. Give it a name.

>>14301670
Yeah, the second the nausea goes away after puking I feel at peace, but the moments leading up are freaky and my brain reacts the same way you'd react to falling off a mountain cliff.

I once had a stomachache for two days from a clam.
Clams are very risky.

>>14302277
i dont eat anything like that, miss me on literally eating shit from their digestive tract.

I had a bowl of my mom's "natural & bio" muesli cereal a bit before sleeping when I was 14. I woke up a couple hours later in pain and immediately puked my bed. I roughly cleaned up then spent the next 12 hours in bathroom shitting diarrhea, puking some more and dry heaving. It turned out the box was 2 years expired and pretty much had no preservatives, is a wonder it still seemed edible.

>>14292744
jesus christ that's depressing

I've never had food poisoning
am I going to literally die if I get it? 26 years old

>>14281257
based retard

>>14280733
I can only get so hard, anon.

>>14280657

KFC, it was a long road trip and we haven't had anything to eat in a while so we stopped by there to grab a bite. I got a 3 piece box with mashed potatoes and coleslaw, it was all right, didn't notice anything off. Later that night when staying in a motel, just kept on shitting and feeling ill the entire night. I felt better after resting so it could have been worse, it would have been really bad if it lasted longer during the road trip. Never ate at a KFC after that, every experience I've had with them had been pretty mediocre to shit and that was the last straw.

>>14302800
Some people seem to just be more tolerant, my father is 78 and never had food poisoning in his life. Ive had it a few times and its one of the most unpleasant conditions this life has to offer. My last episode pretty much traumatized me.

>>14280657
>read this thread
>lack of greentext and a thread full of obvious redditors and reddit spacing makes me fucking sick to my stomach
GO BACK

>>14280657
Burger patty bought from the village's butcher. I was around 10.
Had red, itchy plaques all over my body and felt like shit for a good week

>>14304053
Oh and also, still as a kid, I ate some turkey sliced salami and fell sick.
After urging to the hospital I was given two choices. Either get operated and cleaned, or take "medicine", the medicine was to be diluted in bottles of 1L water, and I was to drink one bottle a day.
And that was my meeting with emetic medicine, the substance was vile in itself. Forced me to spend days in the toilet, vomitting on and on for hours, crying, catching the brief respites to shit and piss.
But God is good, never had any major problem since.

Literally plain pasta that my friend cooked in his dorm
Two of our other friends got a stomach bug from it too over thanksgiving break and it fucking sucked. I've never gotten sick from fast food

>>14303982
>be me
>read this post
>laugh at him because hes a tourist

>>14280657
BBQ place that 10 Presidents have eaten at.
Smoked Pork Ribs.
Diarrhea and projectile vomiting within an hour, fever, heaves, crashed my car. Was in the hospital for 4 weeks, had a transfusion.
Place offered me a $20 early bird lunch coupon.
Health Department said they never bring the temperature high enough in their smokers.
The got a $250 fine.

i unironically love having diarrhea

>>14285906
Listen to >>14293295 or get checked for a parasite. I had terrible stomach problems and lost weight for months after eating at a sushi buffet and turns out I got a flatworm from it. Took antibiotics and everything went back to normal.

>be me
>visiting seattle with friend
>gonna take train to vancouver
>stop in china town for some quick lunch
>find real "authentic" looking place
>get some random soup shit no idea what it is
>almost certain i'm eating eye balls and/or testicles
>get to train station
>get real high outside first
>get in line for train
>get out of line for train
>run to bathroom
>vomit everywhere
>head in hands on bench for ~2 hours
>miss train
>see guy go clean bathroom
>right after he leaves run right back in
>throw up all over urinal
>stay an extra night in seattle
was okay because we got real high again
but yeah don't be a white guy in china town at lunch time, i guess

>>14302800
I'm 27 and have had it at least 10 times, each time more traumatizing because of the anxiety it causes. I've snapped limbs before and I'd rather go through that again than a half a day of norovirus.

>>14280657
Pre-made salami sandwich from a gas station. I almost died. I spent two days laying naked in my bathtub and I would just shit and vomit all over myself because I was too weak to move. Me and my girlfriend had just had a baby like a month prior so she was just super concerned with the baby and let me lay there and die.

prepackaged sushi from the university food court. I remember having fevers, chills, and diarrhea for over a week.

Other than something I ate in Thailand 10 years ago, I got a bag of kroger baby spinach to have as a side salad with a NY strip steak. Threw up that strip into my tub. Poor maintenance guy had to come unclog it the next day (I did clean up the bulk though).

>>14280733
>i would get both on my face

hm

I was trying to slide in with this southern baptist chick and her family invited me over for dinner. Well, the mom didn't feel well and they went to go pick some shit up. The pastor-father, who was a complete dumbass, bought some random barbecue from a guy on the side of the road. I didn't know until I finished eating. Went home, shat myself dry. The whole family was fucked. I never slid in. I ended up hating her for being so annoying.

>>14280657
Dave's single.

I had wendys and taco bell in one day. Didn't even eat that much but a cravings box in the afternoon and a box lunch plus a blizzard that night.
I was sick for 4 days straight puking and shitting my guts out.

>>14280657
Curry. Curry chicken Sick for DAYS. I could smell that shit coming out of my SKIN. It was horrible. I found out my doctor is allergic to it, also.