/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Don't worry anon, you'll die of liver failure soon enough.

>>14275328
thanks for always making me feel better /ck/.
u know exactly how to cheer a bloke up.

Imagine being 50 and hosting a blogposting pity party on a site for teens and young adults.

>>14275323
you should have invested in a still, a barrel of molasses, and bag and bags of sugar. Much cheaper. Good booze.

>>14275344
The average age on this sites got to be slowly creepy up.

>>14275360
I can't wait until the normal younger ones grow up and leave us old losers in peace.

>>14275377
Eh, I Ive been here sense 2006 and I have a wife and two children. This place is like heroine. Mind you I live in the woods so I dont know if Im normal.

>>14275344
while drinking beer, yep. imagine being a part of that pity party and commenting on it on a friday night. that's you kid.

>>14275323
I'm 65. Just signed up for my dual complete.

>>14275323
Only the stupidest people even consider having kids.

I'm 33 years old and the only time i had sex was when I paid for it.

>>14275414
was she decent?

>>14275417

No she was fat and her breath stank.

>>14275411
Its not much work unless youre the sort to go out a lot.

I just went on a ridiculous bender and nearly lost my job, I need to go to AA or therapy or something. I'm going home

>>14275431
I also have trouble keeping it together. Don't drink a huge amount but sometimes go completely off the rails and do stupid shit.

I started to conceptualize drinking in moderation as protecting myself, rather than being a decent or respectable person. I figure self preservation is a more powerful instinct than anything else. So far it's working, trying to remember the last time I was blackout drunk, and I think it's at least a year ago.

>>14275360
Yeah 50 is pushing it though, Jesus Christ imagine being 50 and even knowing how to use the internet. You fucked up

i'm 37 and i've given up on life

>>14275559
It fits if you started on usenet boards or were a little old to be on php forums.

>>14275405
>lmao this guy is at home during a quarantine
ok boomer

I've been drinking three 40s of Steel Reserve every night since December and I'm afraid that if I stop it'll have an adverse effect on my body.

>>14275700
You should taper, but that's not *that bad*. It's 13.5 drinks, you'll definitely experience withdrawal if you stop cold turkey but there's people out there pushing 20-25 a day.

>>14275344
imagine being 19-22 at home on a Friday night, talking shit about your betters, pretending you won't end up just like them minus the good memories a few decades hence

>>14275559
you forgetting who invented this fucking thing?

>>14275323
I have 2 kids. One is "gender fluid". The other has literal severe autism. I'm also a failure as a father. Has 4chan done this to me?

>>14275700
Stop being a faggot. 5% of the highest tier of drinkers get DTs, most of which aren't even scary, and everybody else gets agitation, lack of hunger, and lack of sleep. Oh you poor fucking baby.

>>14275809
Putting up with an autistic child is tough and takes strength of character, and your other child feeling comfortable enough with themselves to embrace non-standard gender / sexuality shit reflects well on you in their finding you accepting enough to come out with it. You may feel like a faggot but there are a lot of SHITTY fathers out there, tons of kids would kill to have someone like you

>>14275377
They have been doing just that the whole time.
You have been here for like 4 to 6 whole generation of 4chan users.

>>14275344
In a decade, you'll still be posting here, retard. People don't just stop using a website they like.

I have only fucked 2 girls under 14 in my life and one died shortly after president Bush left office and the third girl some rich family is still looking for named Jennifer Kesse even though shes been dead for years.

>>14275323
Poor OP :( My Ex chickened out on starting a family right at the last minute so I ended up no kids too. DINKS (double income no kids) was a badge of pride or something. Every now and then I consider fostering.

When certain people smoked when I was in high school, I used to think they had low self-esteem, like you could see that big insecurity chip on their shoulder. They looked like posers, ya know? Everyone knew it was unhealthy.

Then, a decade later or so, anti-smoking started that $10/tax per package, and I was like wow, that's serious money robbed from their family each week for their habit. Then a decade later, those poor schmucks were banned from smoking everywhere, how inconvenient. Too bad they're addicted. I felt bad for the retired ppl on fixed incomes.

At the same time, there were people spending $75 on a Friday night tab for drinking, maybe Saturday too, $150. Alcohol adds up too. I never really thought about it in a financial sense like I did with drugs. When you see those stupid meth heads on COPS shows, their little kids aren't getting toys, clothes, and healthy food, or just fun outings or vacations, from their selfishness with blowing their money on avoiding life.

When you don't have kids though? Who are you hurting?

>>14275912
You kind of lost me. I'm glad your whore life left you tho.

>>14275912
That's a lot of words, friend. Keep doing you.

>>14275890
hol the fuck up
which bush?

>>14275890
based

>>14275395
If you live in a house you're pretty fucking normal. A wife and kids? That's ridiculous. They probably even love you? Why are you here?

>>14275846
>having a mentally ill attention whore kid who is detached from reality reflects positively on the parent
Yeah OK.

>>14275323
I kinda know how you feel OP. I spend enough on beer and takeout every month to easily afford a new truck. I'll quit next month, for real this time

>>14276408
>I'll quit next month, for real this time
Me too, pal.

>>14275360
/pol/'s existence says otherwise

>>14276722
/pol/ is filled with actual twitter and facebook boomers. I'd say /v/ and /b/'s average poster age hovers around 15.