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ITT: /ck/ comes up with the new branding for Aunt Jemima products

>> No.14261525

>>14261520
Boomer corn syrup brands all deserve to die a slow death, there’s a reason we have a 30% obesity rate

>> No.14261534
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Uncle Deron

>> No.14261536
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The Din`Dü Brothers

>> No.14261542

george floyd's neck
it would fit right in with the pancakes

>> No.14261549

Black lives matter

>> No.14261555

>>14261520
Cletus’ Cabin brand pancake mix and syrup, featuring the logo of an impoverished white man living in a log cabin in the backwoods of Appalachia, because white stereotypes are a-ok

>> No.14261557
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>>14261520
Coo- I mean Street Fight brand syrup.

>> No.14261562

Aunt George Floyd.
Because let’s make it into a genderfluid xir thing to score easy oppression points while we’re at it.

>> No.14261569

>>14261549
>not Black Lives Batter
come on

>> No.14261580

>>14261569
ok racist.

>> No.14261590

>>14261520
Hoe Laquisha

>> No.14261596
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14261596

Brave Revolutionary's Pancakes

>> No.14261599

>>14261580
whatever, moralfag

>> No.14261605
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14261605

The Onion already won this game.

>> No.14261609
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>>14261569
>mfw black lives batter

>>14261580
You ruined comedy

>> No.14261673
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14261673

>>14261520
Aint Chomama! angry black woman with mean look on her face.

>> No.14261676

>>14261673
based

>> No.14261682
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>>14261520
no more black mammies. make her white. Aunt Karen

>> No.14262335

>>14261520
Wasn't there some kind of campaign to put her on the $20 bill or something?
What ever happened to that?

>> No.14263413

>>14261520
aunt jemma

>> No.14263452

>>14261569
nice

>> No.14263468
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14263468

>>14261520
i have a new mascot for them

>> No.14263507

Xunt Drew. A racially ambiguous gender fluid bisexual vegan who works in marketing

>> No.14263529

Bonobo batter and Sambo Syrup.

>> No.14263570

Are they just gonna make her white? Isn't that even more racist?

>> No.14263578

>>14261682
What kind of hair style is this called?

>> No.14263579

>>14261520
FUCK NIGGERS (TM.)

>> No.14263583

>>14263578
it's the 'but your sign said they were half-off.'

>> No.14263596

>>14261520
Malcom X curb stomping porky the pig who is dressed like a trucker

>> No.14263768

>>14261542
kek

>> No.14264047

Do black people even eat breakfast I thought they only eat chips

>> No.14264060

>>14264047
I kid you not these asian girls at my school wanted to cater to the "ubran lifestyle" by creating a cheeto-themed sneaker

>> No.14264079

>>14263579
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>> No.14264086

>>14263468
It's clearly a product for black people which makes it ok

>> No.14264242

>>14261520
Tree Jizz.

>> No.14264406

>>14263578
"my kids are black but I'm not"

>> No.14264456

>>14261520
Uncle Jemima

https://vimeo.com/40648211

>> No.14264822

>>14263578
The "Cloud Strife"

>> No.14264827

>>14261673
I vote for this

>> No.14265022

>>14261580
ok nigger.

>> No.14265045

>>14261569
fucking nice

>> No.14265167

Bix nood

>> No.14265200

>>14261569
fucking kek

>> No.14265267

>>14261520
Aunt Janice, make her white.