/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I eat bread every day.

i think it's cause industrialization happened before the country had a chance to develop a traditional agroalimentaire system i.e we get "bread" from factories instead of bread from bakeries

>>14258051
i dont know, except the 200 million americans that eat bread almost on a daily basis

>>14258051
Americans don't actually understand what real bread is. Their idea of bread is just highly processed shit with a million preservatives in it that can stay on the shelves for months. They even invented an entirely new industry called "sour faux bread" which larps as authentic sourdough but is actually complete and utter certifiable dog shit. This is largely due to brainwashing by the same corporations that push high fructose corn syrup. I mean really do you expect so called """"people"""" like this to understand the wholesome joy of eating real baguette bread and butter?

Av you 'erd 'ow baguettes come about?

>>14258051
Seriously though, is it only like a small handful of mentally ill retards who keep making these obsessive american theads?

>>14258080
No it's about 80% of the international userbase here which hate you

>>14258051
i'm an american and i only eat lard and syrup
i descend from a long line of fat people
my great grandfather refused to walk and paid a bunch of black irish to carry him around on a litter

>>14258104
My dad cooks this for me everyday.

>>14258113
looks healthy and tasty

>>14258124
Thank you.

>>14258113
I'm about to punch my monitor

>>14258091
So 80% of everyone outside of the US is embarrassingly obsessed and spends all day thinking about it.

>>14258066
High IQ post

>>14258051
Americans took the whole "let them eat cake" thing a little too seriously.

>>14258051
I eat bread every day for breakfast

>>14258424
Eating bread like that by itself is very boring, whereas bread with texture such as baguettes are still very satisfying to have without adding anything to them.

>>14258051
Because they're fat and would rather eat sliced cake instead.

>>14258189
At least they are capable of thinking, mutt.

>>14258080
A small handful of mentally ill retards describes the entirety of /ck/ myself included.

>>14258438
I have to add butter if it isnt hot out the oven

>>14258424
This stuff is as sweet as cake. It's disgusting and I don't understand how Americans treat it like a savoury product.

>>14258517
shut the fuck up

>>14258091

Do you understand how fucking pathetic you look doing this? Your seething only casts YOU in a negative light.

I thought I hated bread for 20 years. it turned out I just hate the garbage "bread" that's made with corn syrup and vinegar that my parents would buy from the grocery store.

>>14258581
Why do Americans always have such a false, inflated sense of pride? It's like when you poke fun at one all of a sudden it becomes a war with all these obese children crying about how their opponent is just weak and jealous.

Sweetheart you literally have warlords ruling Seattle right now in the CHAZ. You are in no position to tell anyone, anywhere that anything they do can cast them in a negative light. Fucking mutts I swear to god lmao.

>>14258189
If anything about world politics (especially right now) is anything to go by, American politics lives rent-free in the rest of the planet's fucktarded head

They're all melting down over the same dead black guy.

>>14258070
no, they eat 'brend'

>>14258601
>Why do Americans always have such a false, inflated sense of pride?

>>14258601

>>14258612
I couldn't believe how much everyone paid attention to US politics when I have traveled in Europe, everyone constantly wanted to talk to me about it

>>14258601
if anything being defensive means you care too much about your nation, not fake pride

>>14258601
Amerilards BTFO

>>14258078
lil monkey fellas make it
i seen it on the internet
lil monkey fellas in chefs hats rollin' dough in french bakeries

>>14258601
i've come to the conclusion /pol/tards just hate everyone
america has the most white people in the world, so dont hate them too much
and scandinavia has shit like this everyday, its as normal as jamal raping mr jorgenson's daughter

i will continue to boycott all american products as long as drumpf is president

>>14258647
Don't talk shite twice

>>14258113
Still eating off the kids menu eh?

>>14258686
damn straight is that a problem?

I was told Americans eat bread every day with every meal and not doing so it's punished by the texas law.

>>14258113
so *that's* why you let him cum in your asshole

>>14258743
lel sir this is a food and cooking board

>>14258438
>bread
That's sliced cake.