/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14247546
Cockmeat sandwich.

>>14247546
Pretty sure the hamburger sandwich has that honor

i prefer good old ham and cheese

>>14247546
>Name a better sandwich.
Earl Sandwich. Better than you rabble.

One without bread and all meat.

>>14247546
Easy: tomato, cucumber, avocado.

Pork chop sandwich

>>14247553

Turkey, pesto onion sprouts tomato some kinda cheese

>>14247546
Add cottage cheese, done.

>>14247637
that's not a sandwich that's a dog

>>14247546
*blocks path*

>>14247747
Plastic cheese on wonderbread delicious

>>14247546
Peanutbutter jelly and cell mate ass hole sandwich is my favorite.

>>14247586
That meal is radically improved by removing the bread.

>>14247747
>>14247755
That looks like real cheese since it's actually melted and spilling out of the bread

>>14247755

>>14247776
>everything is chemicals
>everything is processed
>"look ma, I posted it again"

>>14247755
>cheddar is plastic
what

>>14247783
>Can't rebuttal with facts
>Feelings are facts

>>14247822
>anything in that post was a rebuttal and not simply mocking for stupidity
This is your brain on fluoride and MSG.

>>14247831
Oh hey there schizo anon, nice seeing you again. Go take your meds.

>>14247831

>that pic

living the dream right there

>>14247546
Crunchy peanut butter and honey on buttered toast is the superior pb sandwich

>>14247551
Grilled jizz is better

>>14247919
This. You're one based mo fo.

>>14247546
Reuben. What's wrong with you people?

>>14247963
Gross

>>14247875
Oh hey there medsposter, nice seeing you again. Go get paid to shill fuckin /ck/ of all boards

>>14247546
>Protip: You can't
WRONG

>>14247546
Grilled cheese

>>14247546
Mcchicken

>>14247963
My man.

>>14247822
>Can't rebuttal

Heels deserve love too

>>14247546
Easily just toast it with a bit of butter in a pan.

https://is2.4chan.org/ck/1592216080776.jpg
Your sandwich looks like prison food retard

>>14248043
Based facebook boomer schizo

>>14248043
I'm pretty sure the meds posters do it for free

>>14248712
Look at this guy i bet he's never made a sandwich in his life

>>14247546
Nothing beats a jambon-beurre

>>14247546
Pretty much anything. Pick a meat, some salad, some sauce and possibly cheese. Or just a few ingredients from a fry up.

>>14247783
Anon what are you tying to prove? That your too dumb for basic science?

>>14247546
i don't eat joke foods

>>14248890
you gotta be english to be both so retarded and so snobbish right

>>14247771
Processed cheese melts retard
All those stupid videos of random YouTuber faggots "proving" how processed cheese doesn't melt is fake af
Processed cheese grilled cheese looks exactly like that sandwich
And processed cheese is just really cheap really mild cheddar mixed with like Colby or some mild white cheese and yellow food coloring
That's it

>>14248897
Yeah i hate to agree but this guys right How To Cook that did a whole episode on fake quicktime cooking videos. That one was definitely on it.

Thag being said other cheeses also melt. Because cheese melts. It might be tillamook or something. Who knows.

>>14247546
For me, it's gotta be the peanut butter and mayo sandwich.

>>14247546
Toast the bread, instantly better

>>14248043
Lol don't you think it's funny how I can spot you immediately in every thread? It's because you act like a legitimate Schizophrenic person. The fact that you keep getting spotted on an anonymous image board should be a major red flag for you.

>>14247546
I think this has to be the king

>>14249246
It would be better without the microwaved eggs, sausage, cheese, and pancakes.

>>14248894
If the English are the only ones who wouldn't eat that shit then they sound pretty based to me

I like peanut butter and banana... OR swap the peanut butter for almond butter.

>>14248942
I'm silly enough to give this a go.

>>14247783
He's not wrong. Do you have an actual counterargument?

>>14247546
Peanut butter and honey is GOAT

>>14247963

>bread is 20% of the sandwich

Why are Americans so retarded?

>>14247546
BLT or a Ruben beats the pbj anyday

>>14248198
where does this exist

>>14247546
https://youtu.be/hslqHUqCfPc

>>14247546
Pikey shit for the underclass. Congratulations on being fundamentally of no consequence.

>>14248752
Except a jambon-beurre-fromage.

>>14247546
Hotdogs

>>14247730
dont be racist

>>14251855
Shut up dirt monkey. Be glad your toilet race is still of use to the white people.

>>14251737
Jewish Delis

>>14247546
a fookin bacon sarny. you can disagree but youre still a poof

>>14247546
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
> Literally any other sandwich

>>14248043
Ah yes
Salt sure is gonna give me all those issues

>>14250302
Are you really lol XD, you are so totally random!

>>14251315
You need to switch up your bait.

>>14254240
Bacon sarnie with brown sauce is actually really good.

>>14247551
Panini style with extra cockmeat!

>>14247546
Cold Brie and hot bacon.

>>14254650
top quality

Banh mi

Taste the UK's finest cuisine.
Simple, well executed food is the best and there is nothing simpler or making you wish you were executed than the

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>14247546
oooh im so fucking tired of pbnjs. im gonna make turkey and cheese sandwiches for a few months and then get sick of it and go back to pbnjs

>>14255492
i like to eat these but i usually take the bread off

>>14247546
Can't beat a good bacon bap m8

>>14247790
>cheddar
then why it is orange ? do american really ?

>>14255492
Meme food
>>14255798
Actual UK sandwich

>>14247831
what the fuck boogie got married ?

for me. the pinnacle of sandwiches is a grilled pork bahn mi

>>14247586
Ooooooh, my nigga!

>>14254627
::DDDD

it was bretyy gud XDD

>>14247546
Ham, Pork, Swiss, Mustard, Dill Pickle.
Cuban Sandwich.

>>14257842
What kind of disgusting degenerate faggot puts ham and pork in a sandwich together?

>>14257984
Cubans apparently

>>14247546
I like BLTs, though PBJ is really good too

Fried-egg sandwich.
Barbecue pulled-pork sandwich.
Chicken Little circa 1990s.

>>14247546
a piece of shit between moldy bread

fuck you

>>14247546
Me and ur uncle tag teaming ur mom last night

>>14257984
>ham is pork
????????

>>14258333
That's the joke. Congratulations, you have autism.

you don't even know.

>>14247963
Metzitzah b'peh

>>14258773
Man I haven't had sandwich wets in a long time
None of the restaurants even have them anymore and I don't know how to make them at home

>>14254240
>sarny
It's a fucking bacon butty. Norfeners I fucking swear to god...

>>14258835

Cheesecake factory has a really good Cubano, but it's pricy.
Tropical Smoothie also has a Cubano on their lunch menu, theirs is ok, not as good as Cheescake Factories.

>>14247771
Processed cheese is the best melter cheese
That's why "real" grilled cheese needs to have like 3 different cheese because they're either not stable enough to melt or they taste like shit

>>14247769

Get out

If anyone wants to try it.
Peanut butter and mayo is actually pretty good.

>>14258835
What the fuck is a sandwich wet

>>14247546

>>14247586
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>14258960
Sorry Jew, not this time.

>>14255492
After the Revolution we should have come to your rainy, shitty little island and sunk it into the sea to prevent this...

>>14257984
Wait until you find out that they put ham and pork together in the pig too

>>14258971

>>14259006
nothing like some dry calamari

>>14258964

I guessing a way for a gross fat girl to describe her desire for a sandwich.

>>14258964
You've never had a green sandwich wet? The dill ones are really good but they don't seem to be as popular anymore

>>14247546
roast beef, cheddar & horseradish

>>14247546
Reuben

carne asada cheesesteak on garlic bread

>>14248897
>>14258952
>tastelets get triggered that their plastic garbage isn't real cheese
Get diabetes and cancer and die.

The Reuben is mighty good. Probably second best. But the reigning champ is the best for a reason

>>14247546
Grilled back bacon, a sunny side fried egg on thick soft squidgy white bread with butter and HP brown sauce. With a cup of tea, 2 sugars and an episode of band of brothers.
That's now what I'm doing tonight after work.

>>14247963
Fuck yeah.

>>14259005
That's the joke

>>14258964
Some retarded foreign way to say pickle spear.

>>14247546
I love pbj but finishing one gives me the shakes something fierce..

I literally cannot find anywhere with a good Philly cheese steak. Cousins use to be decent but last I tried I was extremely disappointed.

Best sandwhich might be a grilled cheese. You can use american singles. But the best cheese for this sandwhich is velveeta straight off the block. Add cubed spam into the sandwhich and boom! Basically hot ham and cheese toastie that send you ass into orbit.

>>14259681
Tell me which part of my post isn't true

>>14260401

Ayyyyy, can I getta philly wit cheeze??

>>14247776
>More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
>Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
>In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
>More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
>Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
>Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
>Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
>Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
>Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
>Newborn babies can choke on bread.
>Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
>Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

>>14260442
Velveeta makes singles in several varieties.

>>14260935
The singles dont taste the same as the block.

>>14260893
I'm going to post this to a couple gluten free Facebook groups, and let them use it for arguments.

>>14248897
based

>>14249246
That's not a sandwich

>>14256215
Something tells me that might just be a picture m8

>>14258935
That looks fucking delicious.
I would almost almost put up with the hell of living in an American city to be able to try all the god-tier food truck sandwiches.

>>14261461
I've got good news for ya.
It's a Mexican sandwich.
It's an al pastor torta

>>14247546
Simple ham and cheese. PB&J is for children.

I can’t really compare a banh mi to a torta. It’s whatever I’m in the mood for. Still waiting for Indian fast food but oh well, a man can dream

>>14261471
the best mexican sandwich is the cemita from puebla. unfortunately the few i've found in the u.s. are shoddy imitations. i havent tried the ones ive seen are in l.a. but i wont be back to that shithole until the fall so..

>>14262026
Looks like a dry gross mess.

>>14262079
ok faggot

>>14262113
Learn your place spic.

>>14262125
>>14262113
Yup, just a big gross mess, just like the shit skins that eat it.

>>14262126
thats what you think, though, summerkid. go back to /tv/ if you wanna be edgy in every thread.

>>14262140
Oh he's mad, I better stop.

>>14262153
trying too hard

Yuropoor here - can I make PB&J with dense rye bread like pic related? That's the only thing I've got at home. Is cherry jelly ok? Is marmalade ok? Crunchy or smooth peanut butter. I have crunchy.

>>14262303
Any jelly/jam, any bread, any PB.

>>14262026
>>14262113
>>14262125
These look like disasters, but the idea is solid. Gonna make one myself with reasonable proportions.

>>14247546
A good cheese steak, made out of ribeye and with a homemade provolone wiz. Maybe so jalapenos.

Peanut butter and pickles, please. :^)

>>14262125
Is that cheese or cabbage?

>>14262560
oaxaca string cheese. the typical green they pit inside is this herb called papalo.

>>14262303

basically >>14262338

I like to go with rye or something heavy on the wheat, a berry jam that's not grape (no hate for grape tho) and creamy PB, adding in honey for complete debauchery. At one point I had access to a bag of coconut flakes and that took it next-level, but not at all necessary

>>14247546
you clearly never had one of these bad boys

Hard salami and pepperjack cheese

>>14256192
It actually originated from England, where cows were fed grass that was rich in beta-carotene. Nowadays, they just dye the cheese with annatto to get the same effect.

>>14248043
>FDA considers the addition of MSG to foods to be “generally recognized as safe” (GRAS). Although many people identify themselves as sensitive to MSG, in studies with such individuals given MSG or a placebo, scientists have not been able to consistently trigger reactions.

From the FDA site itself

>>14247963
I
HATE
SAUERKRAUT

>>14263403
cope

>>14263458
I'll cope by eating lots of cheese.

New yorker here

banana and chips

>>14263532
It ain't a sandwich if you can't pick it up.

>>14248043
youd have to eat a teaspoon of raw MSG to get any of that
probably came from a study where people ate 5 kilos of KFC, and then reported symptoms, and MSG took the blame instead of the fat, salt, lack of fiber

>>14247776
>Dihydrogen Monoxide

>>14263407
That's all I'm really trying to say.

i miss you, medium quiznos chicken bacon carbonara on white, you made my first job bearable. man, folsom was a long time ago.

>>14257842
I hate to tell you but that's no Cubano.

>>14262303
>cutting suet into slices and calling it bread
Do yuropoors really?

>>14248043
Shit dude just take your meds please

>>14262303
>>14262338
>>14263194
I know it looks terrible but it's pretty good, gonna get some white bread tomorrow and try it. Made 'go 'za a few weeks ago and it was tasty, maybe I should stop making fun of American food on internet forums

>>14265701
now make the better version:
>>14247919

>>14247596
Oou that does look tasty to be fair

>>14265701
American food is good when you use good ingredients
When you use the 2 dollar cheapo shit at the supermarket (like 90% of americans do because they're either poor, stupid, or (most of the time) both) it ends up tasting like shit and giving the dish a bad rep

We're the kings of comfort food but not anywhere close to kings of cooking.

>>14247546

Get this racist shit outta here.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-peanut-butter-and-jelly-racist_n_1874905

Bacon (chewy), Fried hard egg, and American cheese on toast from the grill and gas station on the way to work in the morning beats all sandwiches

>>14266227
Chewy bacon is kino, but not on a sandwich. You just end up pulling it out on the first bite.

>>14266420
Fucking thank you, someone gets it
Every fucking restaurant in town does them chewy and it's fucking retarded. Whole slice gone in one fucking bite.

>>14266420
Absolutely this. Chewy is preferably to crispy, but it just don't work for a sandwich short of cutting up a lot .

>>14247546
> slightly toasted sourdough
>tuna (mayo, eggs, canned tuna mixture)
>mixed greens or crunchy lettuce

>>14266420
my solution to this is to lightly toast your bread so you can grip it hard enough to pull away the bacon and not get a mess from the crumbs

oh and add some honey mustard

>>14266959
>Honey mustard
No thanks, I'm not a teenage girl.

>>14266977

dad wont let you take the hormones huh

>>14266982
No :(

>>14263519
Someone from NYC too, and that looks like some shit run over by a bus. Were you stupid enough to pay for that?

>>14263519
The bacon is completely black.

>>14247546

>>14248043
it's fucking GLUTAMATE, mate

>>14260707
don't they call that w/ whiz?

>>14247546
Do ameircans really?

>>14269770
do we?

>>14268250
Jersey scum get it wit whiz. Philly natives get it wit provolone

>>14263554
>youd have to eat a teaspoon of raw MSG to get any of that
Nope. Stop trying to cope with your physical addiction to MSG. Next you'll say "aspartame is just a sweetener" and "roundup is safe".

>>14247933
isn't that when someone throws a cast iron skillet at the back of your face?

For me its the mcchicken

>>14247546
A jelly with no peanut butter sandwich.

>>14269820
Go take your meds schizo anon.

>>14247546
nutella :DDD

>>14265701
nah, it still needs to be shamed every once in a while

>>14269917
That's for babies.

>>14269820
nobody is addicted to fucking msg you gay retard.

>>14270869
They are, they just don't know it. Don't be upsetti.

>>14263209
Holy shit, just made one, this shit is made in heaven. I should buy better ham and cheese for my next one.

>>14269820
>"aspartame is just a sweetener" and "roundup is safe".
yes and yes

>>14266420
I have never pulled it out and I have got that same sandwich for years. Why do you pull it out

>>14247546
Italian Sub, add sausage links

>>14247546
pizza

>>14263407
>>14263582
Absolutely based weird Al posters

>>14273318
These are god tier and the only place I've ever seen them shut down
What are they called? where can I find them?

>>14273798
anyone have the original art of the girl in the book cover? for research purposes?

Crunchy peanut butter. Blackberry jam. Cheap soft white bread. Tall glass of milk.

My guilty pleasure.

>>14263209
>>14272896
fuck I don't care I just made another one.
I think I'm addicted to this sandwich now.

>>14273798
For a while there I thought I was the only one to get that reference.