/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14239727
i have never seen a fit person drinking beer.

>>14239731
t. has never been to a bar or clubbing

>>14239731
I'm /ottermode/ and I drink beers.

>>14239736
nobody drinks beer in clubs, at least not in nice venues.

>>14239727
Drink only 9ne beer? Or drink hard liquor, tends to be less calories.

Drink liquor instead

You don't actually metabolise all of those calories, especially if you are binge-drinking

>>14239743
but then you get super shitfaced while your frens are simply mildly intoxicated

>>14239731

>>14239778
spitting facts

Are you drinking imperial stout?

>>14239731
>>14239736
this is why fit gay dudes drink nothing but vodka

>>14239727

>>14239727
Tf kinda beer you drinking where 12 oz is 500cal

>>14239731
Milk is for babies.

>>14239892
Did you watch "Visitor Q"?

>>14239727
>4 beers are almost 2000kcal
No they aren't.
A can of Budweiser is 145 calories.
4 cans would be 580 calories.

>>14239751
drink less liquor

>being too stupid to moderate your drinking
you deserve to be fat, fatass

>>14239902
No, I watched Pumping Iron and I'll take the seven times Mr Olympia champion's advice especially in a time when body building and nutritional science was primitive compared to today over people whining that beer has calories.

>inb4 steroids

Steroids don't make muscles appear out of nowhere, you need more calories and more work to get the most out of it. Having a few beers on a night out is fine, what are you people, a bunch of teenage girls squealing about your diets? Have a beer or four every so often.

>>14239727
That’s why I drink gin

>>14239984
Boomerposting

>>14239751
Just take a few shots over time idiot. You’re not one of those autists who thinks he has to hold a beer to look cool, are you? This isn’t high school buddy.

>>14239727
>500kcal for one beer
Do you always blend a double whopper into your beers?

>>14239727
>2000kcal
2,000,000 calories? Whoa buddy

>>14240443
are you retarded

Something has changed.
I've been gone for a while and this is the dumbest thread I've seen so far.. but it's not even so bad. It's not some blatant bait with some raging idiot fanning the flames.
What made so many idiots leave? And will they never return?

>>14239882
Golden monkey isnt too far from that. I think 12 oz GM is like 420 calories give or take.... it's also 10% alcohol volume, so one beer is basically two beers

>>14240496
go back to instagram pleb

>>14239902
did you watch pumping iron?

>>14240496
the soyjak posters all got mad at being banned all the time and went back to boards where the mods don't care

>>14239727
Bruh do liquor, there's a whole world of cocktails and straight alcohol.
-rum and literally any flavored sparking water
-mojito light (rum/sparkling water/lime juice. Hell, even the sugar added isn't that much)
-whiskey
-bourbon
-sipping tequila
any alcohol + carbonated water
There's a thousand and one things to drink besides beer
Second, if you go straight liquor (calories only from alcohol), you may not have to count the calories at all (but do it anyways)
Alcohol technically has calories, but it isn't processed like other macros. Alcohol has no pathway to be stored as fat. It circulates in your bood until you piss it out (something like 97% of it). It can be used as energy by your body while its not being pissed out, however.
That said, its processed before any other food in your stomach. That means your body switched over to processing alcohol, and in doing so, will (again) use those calories instead of food calories, and your body will then store the processed food after alcohol as extra calories; so if you ate within 8 hours of drinking, you are effectively adding those alcohol calories.
Drink on an empty stomach, straight liquor, and don't eat before/after, you could technically get shitfaced and not "add" calories at all. It's pretty hard to do, however.
But its easy as fuck to drink way fewer calories and still get shitfaced.

>>14239727
1. Dont drink, duh
2. Drink good drinks and not shit like beer

>>14239736
>goes to a bar just to watch the fit guys

>>14239731
Unironically this

>>14239903
He must be drinking CRAFTED quadruple hopped dessert IPAs

A normal can of beer is about 120 to 150 calories.

Drink wine

>>14239727
Are you drinking stouts? An average IPA
>inb4 muh reddit
is like 250 cals tops

>>14240708
>the soyjak posters all got mad at being banned all the time and went back to boards where the mods don't care
True. It was also discovered all the soyjak pics came from some autistic furry fetishist who commissioned an artist to make over a hundred different designs for a thousand dollars. So every time you see one remember it's some weird mentally ill autist who jerks off to cartoon animals and pays thousands of dollars out of his autismbux for the product of pictures depicting something he ironically thinks is pathetic so he can giggle to himself over insulting you with them.

>>14239727
drink on an empty stomach dingaling and stop being a pussy

>>14239727
This is why you drink vodka

>>14239727
Yep. It sucks. I had to just quit drinking beer as I got older. It is delicious, but it isn't worth being a boated ham-planet. My favorite beer had a shitload of calories and carbs.

>>14241829
>isn't worth being a bloated ham planet
first of all, yes it is. second of all, I'm a habitual beer drinker with skelly physique. so wrong on both counts

>>14239727
normally a can of beer sits around 120~150kcal, averaging around 40~55kcal/100mL.
what the fuck kind of beer are you drinking that's 500kcal per can?

>>14239736
20 year olds with crazy fast metabolisms who cant afford to eat because they're poor university students dont count.

>>14241842
anecdotal. means literally nothing lol

>used to live in Japan
>everyone drinks heavily on the daily there
>Japs stay thin from a combination of sleep deprivation, lots of exercise and fasting/skipping meals.
>I used to drink Kirin Zero, which was only 19kcal/100mL, about 66kcal per can.
>wasnt very strong, only 2 or 3% but it was enough to enjoy a 6pack every night without either getting a hangover or gaining weight
>move back to the west after a year or two
>continue my daily drinking habit
>2 beers and a bottle of cider a night quickly adds 1500kcal a day to my diet
>gain 45 kg in less than a year
>having trouble quitting
>weed doesnt even help anymore; because it's more fun to get drunk while high than it is to just be high every night.

Straight vodka, bro

>>14239727
Either don't give a fuck and don't drink it and embrace people judging you, or drink it and then fast the next day to compensate.