/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14234223
Like this.

>>14234224
Poached is a top tier egg method but holy shit that poor yolk in the webm.

>>14234223
Buy Artificial eggs

>>14234231
The patricians choice.

>>14234223

>>14234245
Ooh good gag white elephant idea

>>14234223
use a really long spatula

>>14234288
it's important to have quick movements near the pan to minimize your time near the egg

Use a small pan with your choice of non-stick substance. Medium to medium high heat. Use a cracked half of the egg to pour some water into the pan. Cover the pan. Let the steam cook the tops of the egg. When the top starts to turn white it's done. No need to nurse it like >>14234250

>>14234250
>>14234288
What is happening here

>>14234288
>>14234295
what is happening here

>>14234224
lmao this has to be Kay

>>14234296
no butter senpai?

>>14234324
eggsplosion

>>14234296
Absolutely this. except I put a little bit of water in the lid, and dump that in and cover it. Perfect even cook every time

>>14234250
Major mistake right off the bat. You add oil to a pan after it's heated, not before. That's also a ton of oil, but idk, maybe it's necessary if you're pan tends to stick.

>>14234250
>all that oil
>not using butter instead
if you want it sunny side just cover the top with another pan

>>14234223
I fry eggs as a delicious breakfast before embarking on a spree of violent crimes against white people in Democrat states.

I am black btw. Delicious eggs.

Don't use a stovetop setting higher than medium?

I do mine pretty basic style: tablespoon of butter to set the stage, once that's melted I pour in the egg and let it go until I see the second layer of eggwhite firm around the yolk. If you can't move the egg from the spot you poured it, let it cook some more. Since I like mine over easy I just flip it over and wait about 15 seconds before it's done.

>>14234295
the audio in this makes it 100 times better

>>14234223
Imagine if OP tried to drive a car or use power tools

>>14234295
>>14234288
How does this even happen? Is it all the oil in the pan? Why the fuck are they using so much oil?

>>14234511
Wash dirty spatula whilst the egg fries and go straight in without drying

>>14234434
I do maxim heat for scrambled eggs but not sunny side.
Max heat on cast iron after cooking bacon or other meat.
Add butter and eggs and just mix for 30 seconds and they are almost cooked then take them off and they will be done in a minute or 2 sitting on the plate.

>>14234223
I just fried eggs for the very first time this morning, after scrambling them for the first time yesterday morning.
Ezpz. You've eaten eggs before. When they're almost done, remove them from heat. It actually, seriously isn't difficult.

I cook my scrambled eggs on a non-stick pan with no oil or butter.

Add 3 large eggs to a bowl and scramble with a fork until eggs have a consistent texture.

Pre-heat the pan on high heat for 2 or 3 minutes, add the eggs and swirl the pan to make sure every part of the pan is covered.

Allow to cook on the heat for roughly 10 seconds, then take the pan off the heat and use a plastic spatula (not metal) to constantly move the eggs around as they cook.

The remaining heat of the pan will continue to cook the eggs, simply remove the eggs from the pan once your desired level of cooked eggs is reached.

No oil explosions, no spatter, no fuss, just simple, scrambled eggs. Add to buttered bread or whatever dish you're creating and it's done.

>>14234223
My vagina is emitting an extreme odour of boiled eggs at the moment, no idea why.

>>14234223
easily

>>14234288
that's not an egg that's an ied

>>14234223
By accepting the outcome of your actions
Sometimes you just fuck up and gotta turn it into scrambled eggs

>>14234369
>if you want it sunny side just cover the top with another pan
Or cook it properly. Sunny side up is ridiculously easy, 7.5/10 heat pan, a bit of butter, crack eggs into it and let it go until you start getting a cooked ring around the edge of the egg, turn the heat down to a 3/10 and leave it for a couple of minutes until the white is cooked.

How do you make a fried egg sandwich while drunk and topless at 1am without getting burnt by hot oil splatters?

Don't be a bitch.

I literally never had an egg explode or even splatter back at me while cooking it. Are you guys trying to fry eggs like chicken or some shit? You barely need any oil to fry an egg.

>>14235142
Forreal, just fry em, not biggie, if one yolk cracks who gives a shit.

Sometimes I kinda like that if one yolk leaks out and fries, while the other stays intact. You get the best of both worlds. Especially when you fry em in bacon fat on a cast iron. Doesn't matter if they stick a little or don't come out perfect, it's like eggs with character. Probably the most autistic thing I've wrote on here.

>>14234223
Grow up and move out of mommy’s house first

>>14235123
Did you forget to dilate?

>>14234223
A guy in an ask a black guy anything taught me the perfect over medium technique years ago. Ke key is watching the eng as it coocks.

>>14234250
>Add a jug of oil on your non-stick pan
I mean come on, you bought a non-stick pan to be a bit gentle on the lipids, what the fuck are you doing.

>>14234245
I enjoy

>>14234223
you let a professional supervise you

>>14235246
Yeah but when the yolk breaks it tastes like shit

Step one: throw out the yolks. They taste like shit and are bad for you.

Step two: little bit of butter in the hot pan.

Step three: let those whites get nice and crispy around the edges. It will flip easily. Fold if you like.

>>14235632
I don't think so, egg yoke fried in bacon fat/butter tastes pretty good. Also if you flip it fast enough, you can seal in some of the yolk so it still has some runny part like an over easy. Why do you think it tastes like shit?

>>14234245
This would actually be believable in 8 year old whole foods packaging

>>14235585
i still refuse to believe this restaurant isn't an elaborate prank

you could start by growing up, you fucking autist

I fucking hate basting.

>>14234329
eggcellent post

>>14234245
Fimally!

>>14234223
>millennials cooking

>>14234223
Set the heat to a nice low temperature and oil it lightly, the egg will cook slower, have less of a chance of being burned or undercooked. wait until the thicker more "mucus" consistancy part of the white is like, actually white and not clear, this will give you a firm base for the spatula to grab, and less of a chance of ripping your yolk open and ruining everything.

Use a nice large spatula, if you used enough oil then it should slide under the egg super easily. You could always stop here and put it on your plate if your into sunny side up, but if not, flip it and let it cook on the other side for a while, maybe 5-10 seconds depending on how you want the yolk to be.

congrats, u have an egg.

basting is also an option, it removes the need for flipping assuming you have a tight fitting lid for your frying pan.

>>14234250
>2 handed crack
yikeys

>>14234223
Fried eggs?

More like fried genocide. Millions of oppressed chickens and hatchlings. Eating non vegan is textbook racism, antisemitism and borderline violence against women and the LGBTQ community.

Go vegan. Live longer than ever before and stronger.

>>14237247
Kys faggot

>>14235153
Imagine you're in Hell and accept your punishment.

>>14236999
Damn found the chad.

>>14237247
wtf i love meat now

>>14235167
This. I didnt even know exploding eggs was a thing before entering this thread and seeing the webms.

>>14235456

the excess oil is to baste the top of the egg while its cooking to also fry the top of the egg/cook the yolk

>>14234223
usually hung over

>>14234223
1/4 tablespoon of butter per egg. Non stick pan. Heat butter until it's nearly done foaming. Reduce heat to low/medium. Add eggs and cook until the whites firm up. Put a lid on the pan and make sure heat is low. 2 minutes with the lid will perfect a sunny side up. If you want them medium flip it and let it cook for another 30 seconds to a minute on the other side. No fuss no mess.

>>14234325
yes xD

>>14234250
doesn't quite look like a nonestick pan.
>certainly not treating it like a nonestick pan

>>14237247
I would fuck that budgie

>tfw no budgie bf

>>14234364
>You add oil to a pan after it's heated, not before.
For why?

>>14234223
>Use butter
>Dont put the flame on max autism9000
>Use a lid

>>14241933
it's a carbon steel pan by the looks of it, which is fairly non stick once it's seasoned properly

>>14234245

I think they make medicine for that

>using spatulas

If you niggas can't flip an egg you don't belong in the kitchen

>>14241988
thats how you get them crispy edgys tho

>>14234223
Have sex.

>>14234224
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

>>14234223
Over easy

>>14237247
I'm gonna have 10 eggs at once because of this post.

>>14234325
>lmao this has to be Kay
Who?

>>14234223
Non stick pan, or I use a lot of oil/fry sausages or whatever in it first so they don't stick

>>14234224
Honestly I spared myself the hassle and just got one of those poached egg pans.

>>14234223
i use a paper tower to cover the pan. lets me use high heat and not make a mess.

>>14234223
I have this little non-stick pan that fits one egg. Perfect for perfectly round sunny-side up eggs with little oil used.

>>14234511
oil/pan already warm and then when the egg gets tossed in they crank the heat up to the max and then wait for the yolk to eggsplode

>>14234223
frying eggs since i was a child
i never had a 2nd thought about it
explain this thread to me

>>14242401
My good man, grab yourself some entertainment food, hit up jewtube and search "cooking with kay."
Sit back and get ready to laugh, to cry, to cringe, and to be astonished at some woman's cooking "technique."

>>14234245
Americans...

>>14234223
Personally I put the pot lid above the egg so the steam can't escape. Do it for roughly one minute after you started cooking the egg and you'll see that it is the best way.

>>14243803
https://obviousplant.com

>>14234223
For me it's Xanax™.

>>14234250
Well they managed to completely fuck that up

you literally dont have to do anything to it and it'll just be perfect as it is, once the top is set the bottom will be crispy and the yolk will still be liquid

>>14243803
>implies another country is stupid
>can't identify a blatantly satirical, fake product

>>14245041
>implying americans aren't capable of something that stupid

>>14234223

>panic attack

Why would you have a panic attack frying eggs?

Can I eat fried eggs every day?
Because I've just started making them regularly and I'm not sure I've ever had a better breakfast.

>>14234296
the only good answer in this thread

>>14234223
You know you're a millennial if a basic task like frying an egg gives you a panic attack.

>>14245142
Only if they emigrated from your country.

>>14245142
You can criticize other countries when you stop being an embarrassment.

>>14245730
>teaches dog to be a nazi
>lol
>gets arrested for it
>everyone is mad
>he joins a far right party and becomes a public face of said party
>everyone thinks "aw shit. mebee he wuz a total cunt afterall"
>turns out he was an oldschool /b/tard and a total cunt afterall

it transpires he was somewhat of a cunt afterall

>>14245758
He's a cringelord, that doesn't make teaching a dog a trick a criminal offense.
If you're pissed that he has a political soap box, well, he was just a nobody before the British state abused him. Now he has useful idiots willing to to follow him. Blame the UK government.

>>14234250
Interesting, I've never seen the oil basting method used on eggs.

>>14234511
The yolk superheated before it could coagulate, resulting in a steam explosion.

>>14245176
ayy

>>14245730
Positively seething

>>14245758
you say far right like that immediately makes him a bad person. nice attempt at character assasination like a typical lefty, kill yourself scum.

reported and saged

>>14245831
Holy Christ I had some egg disasters learning to do over easy but how supernaturally bad at life do you have to be to have eggs literally explode?

>>14245829
I think it may be a euro thing? and how they usually do it.
my great uncle is a bong and he told me the first time he ordered eggs in the states he didn't understand when they asked how he wanted them cooked. apparently they don't have the different options over there

>>14246172
>like a typical lefty

what is hypocrisy

Fentanyl

>>14234223

turn down your heat and be patient you fucking idiot.

>>14234223
By not being a faggot.

Can't believe this thread has gone on this long without posting the obvious.

>>14247778
You're on 4chan

>>14234271
Never buy gag gifts dude. It doesn’t make the other person happy to have trash they are socially obligated to keep. This would at least be a decent gag gift since it could be tossed immediately

>>14235167
>>14239793
This, what the fuck?

>>14235646
I bet you ride a bike in the suburbs

>>14243778
why would you do this to me?

>>14235646
retarded yolklet

>>14234223
cast iron pan with a lid

>>14235646
>throw out the yolks. They taste like shit

>>14235646