/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14232900
Just eat a fuckin hoagie at that point

They're okay I guess. Why is the relish always neon green, though?

Clearly never have had a Sonoran Dog

Coney

>>14232954
slopashit

>>14232900
Bet you feel silly now huh

>>14232906
Hoagies are overloaded with lunchmeat and have maybe a micron-width tomato slice. This is the inverse of that, if anything.

the peppers are unnecessary

Nothing better than a fresh danger dog

>>14232954
Why was literally every famous American food invented by some greek?

>>14232900
no 'go 'og

>>14232916
Do they hollow that out? Seems wasteful

>>14232966
I love the peppers. I salivate at the sight of them.

A part of me wants to travel around the country and try every type of hot dog in America while I'm doing it. If only I had the money for the travel expenses.

>>14232970
If we're going by fast, convenient food french fries are, from what I can tell, genuinely french in origin.
The person who claimed to have invented the burger was Danish
The philly cheesesteak was invented by an Italian in the 1930s

>>14232982

No, it's just a light fluffy bun. Some people don't know how to fill it, but tastes great.

>>14232990
French fries are from Belgium

>>14232990
Nobody in Denver ever puts sour cream on their hot dogs

>>14233033
A quick googling says you can find places that make it the way the image describes, so even if it's not common it does happen.

>>14232968
This

>>14232908
its tradition

>>14232990
travelling around the country to eat hotdogs is like travelling around the country to try all the different gas stations. its a fucking tube of meat and the toppings and buns in most cases are available countrywide

>>14233051
No I'm saying it's just something I would do while also seeing the rest of the country.

>>14233029
Except potatoes are from South America.

>>14233058
And? The belgians were the first ones to fry it in strips/wedges. The natives for the most part either baked or roasted them.

>>14233052
ok i apologize if that's the case, i would probably do this also

>>14232990
Coney looks really tasty.

I got one at Sonic and it was legitimately one of the worst things I have tasted in my life, maybe the worst. I'm aware it's not authentic

>>14232990
I don't know why but for some reason I really want to try the Vietnamese dog

>>14233117
That's an Ohio style coney aka Skyline chili

The "Michigan" there is the original coney, but it's still wrong because they're missing onions

>>14232900
Pic is not even a real chicago top split bun with celery seed, but some kind of hoagie roll with poppy seeds. WTF *just shakes head*

I enjoy a delicious chicago dog for sure, but if I was in Chicago, I'd probably get a hot beef w/ sausage instead, 99% of the time.

I'm going to throw out a vote for an Icelandic hotdog, with those crunchy shallots sprinkled on top, mayo and ketchup and hot mustard, and maybe a hint of lamb in the hot dog meat. It's unique.

Pic is my favorite in Miami, the Colombian chiriperro, the perro caliente (LOL), that pineapple puree with crunchy potato chips, ketchup and green cilantro chili mayo, baby quail eggs on top, just perfection.

>>14232900
it's not really a hot dog is it? I mean there's a hot dog in there... somewhere. I have had them and they are good. but the best? naw dog, naw. The best is plain on a bun.

>>14233188
I try eating a hot dog by itself and I get a craving for some tomato. Another bite and I get a craving for some mayo. Then it's perfect and I want nothing more. This happens every single time.

>>14233033
They did before you moved here.

>>14232968

my nigga

what is the point of the pickle when it also has relish?

>>14232900
Idiot, that’s no Chicago dog. This is a Chicago dog, with nice Vienna styled atomic green relish.

>>14232900
Ikea 1 dollar veggie dog.

I'm not kidding.

For me, it's Weiner's Circle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRLB0eFmmw4

>>14234187
>what is the point of the pickle when it also has relish?
I wonder the same about the Big Mac. When I make home made Big Mac, I can't bring myself to put pickle chips on it, it's far too redundant.

>>14232916
HOLY FUCKING BASED
I am so pissed that I didn't get a few last time I came through Tucson.

>>14232954

>>14234289
The way they grilled the ends seems like it would be good

>>14232900
What is it with Chicago and their shitty meme foods?

>>14232900
chicago dogs are for tourists, natives like me enjoy the true patrician's meal

>>14233661
you do you.

>>14237595
Chicago has a lot of dumb meme food but their dawgs are actually pretty legit.

I tried to make these the other day. How'd I do reddit?

>>14237638
Pretty bad, desu

>>14232900
First place in the Special Olympics of food. Congrats, Chicago.

>>14232900
I want to make these sometime but it's basically impossible to find sport peppers or the right relish for them around here.

>>14237654
amazon has both

>>14237608
Or the Maxwell street Polish. There are some tourists who go there, yeah, but nowhere near as many as some of the touristy places.

>>14237645
>desu
newfag I worked really hard on those hot dogs and you have broken my spirit. Henceforth I shall only use Bar S and toasted wheat bread with ketchup.

>>14238141
Why did you sprinkle poppy seeds on them you retard?

Chicago seriously needs to be fucking nuked.

>>14238148
Some boomer from Chicago in my neighborhood popped up a hot dog cart in the middle of a city block in some gated appliance store parking lot and started selling Chicago dogs. He would sprinkle poppy seeds on them. Dude was cool as fuck. I am doing my best to follow in the great one's footsteps.

>>14238180
Well he's a retard and so are you. Kill yourself.

>>14237705
>Maxwell street Polish
Based, that is the patrician's hot dog. Maxwell St has some good places too, Joy Yees, Lotus, Hasbrowns, mmm but still West Loop has better foods over University Village

>>14238184
>shit tier bantz
or you can slide of a razorblade into a pool of alcohol sperg

>>14238199
lol epic bantz dude XD

>>14238199
Sorry, I don't understand retardese, retard.

>i'm on 4chan lol

>>14232900
It's really good but needs updating. I'm not big on bread/buns, but the buns on Chicago Dogs are too fucking small. The tomatoes are almost never ripe...just shitty pale food service tomatoes that are picked while still green and pumped full of more gas than the jews were in concentration camps.

>>14238141
>>14237638

>grilled buns
>not steamed

strike 1 for me, ese

>>14238148

this made me laugh too

>>14237675

>supporting the instant gratification consoomer jew

Nah brah im sweet

>>14238222
the buns weren't grilled they were just plain out of the package. someone said I needed to steam them last time too. I can't argue with trips. And seriously they don't sprinkle poppy seeds? I was convinced that was a thing.

>>14238228
The poppy seeds are on the outside of the bun. You sprinkle celery salt.

>>14232966
The peppers are very necessary. It all is.

>>14238250
Yeah I have that too I just didn't know. I'm going to steam the buns then carefully use hot dog glue to attach the poppy seeds to the bun next time.

I feel like I was lied to by hot dog Jesus.

too much going on. i prefer simple: saurkraut, mustard, oniion. complement a good solid sausage or dog. bland american hot dogs cannot handle the salad of a chicago dog. its just veggies with some protein added, and way too much vinegar.

>>14238262
They sell poppy seed hot dog buns at the grocery store...

>>14238268
You are right. Only these can handle the 'go 'og "salad"

>>14238289
not in my area and I already got the glue anyways just need the sprayer thing

>>14238188
West Loop has some of the best restaurants you could imagine

>>14238180
I mean, if you can't GET poppy seed hot dog buns anywhere in your area, sprinkling them on is actually genius. You still get the experience of tasting the poppy seeds in your dog

>>14238221
And yeah, if you're making it at home like this guy is, I imagine using actually good-tasting tomatoes would enhance the experience even more

>>14238336
Maybe that's why alleyway hot dog Jesus was doing it. I feel like there's a redemption arc here. They were fucking delicious. I'm going to get the sport peppers and neon relish. Maybe I can find the buns but what the fuck am I to do with all this poppy seed.

Seattle Dog is based.

And fuck off with your Chaz memes

>>14238380
poppy seed is amazing on literally everything it's magic

>>14232954
theirs a certain texture im used to on coney dog chili, if its right they rule. foodwishes coney chili recipe is nearly correct.

>>14232968
>that will be $8 gringo

>>14238583
I live in the greater seattle area but never had a dog, whats a place you recommend

>>14238704
Light night vendors on Capitol Hill when you're drunk. But they aren't running right now afaik

>>14238713
>Capitol Hill
>aren't running right now
I wonder why?

>>14238713
Thanks, Ill grab one when all these protests and covid shit is over

>Yes, I have very strong opinions about what condiments the childrens food consisting of pig anuses should have, how did you know?

>>14232954

Seattle dogs are good. I had one at a festival and it was great, the next day I had one from a street vendor and I was throwing up and shitting after.

>>14232900
No

>>14239067
those dawgs got lost in the sauce.

I'm from New Jersey but I moved to Chicago for work last year. Probably 85% of the Chicago dogs I've had have been totally unremarkable and in some cases outright awful, that being said if you can sniff out the good ones they can be pretty tasty. The Polish sausages a good as fuck too. I get why people like to shit on all the Chicago meme food, and most of it is shit, but the good stuff is definitely good for a reason

I'd still prefer a new England Saugy any day though

>>14232900
>Chicago hotdog is best hotdog. This is not debatable.
Im a foreigner, never had any hot dog from the USA. Do tell me about this Chicago dog, what is in it? Some of those igredients look foreign to me.

>>14232990
Brazilian here, what the fuck is that shit?

>>14232900
Imagine being part of a culture and a country where the “regional” dishes consists in the same basic hot dog topped with 1-2 different toppings according to the country you’re in.

Pathetic, it makes you wonder how white Europeans made Europe rich with diverse food, art and culture and then a part of them emigrated to create the USA and suddenly rejected their heritage becoming subhumans who now eat artificial ultra processed garbage.

Does this mean than Anglos and Germans are an inferior race?

>>14239935
uma grotesca

>>14239946
mutts aren't euros, they latch onto us because they have no real sense of heritage or identity

>>14239986
Ok but North America was colonized by WASPs and they were joined by other Europeans (mostly Germans, Irish, etc..) and these people single handedly managed to create NOTHING (in a culinary sense), they took a basic hot dog and decided to call it “our version” because they added sliced onions and pickles. That’s their cultural heritage, pickles and onions.

Meanwhile Italians brought their recipes and food and a part of it survived unmolested while the other has been muttified but only to suit the taste of the mutt population, that’s why outrageous shit like chicken parm and Alfredo sauce exists today, but at least it’s something who was created using a specific cultural heritage...it’s vastly different than adding PICKLES AND ONIONS to a sausage in a bun.

>>14232954
lafayette coney is best coney. american coney is a poser

>>14234701
order the chocolate milkshake :^)

>>14232900
I agree.

>>14233179
>natto dog

>>14239981
It is indeed disgusting.

It looks somewhat with what some hot dogs look like due to the straw fries on top, but those ingredients are totally weird to me.

>>14238658
$5 and probably the tastiest and cheapest meal you'll have in DTLA

>>14232906
Better yet, a Chicago hot dog.

>>14232916
>>14232968

How useless are Amerifats that Mexicans have to come in and 'fix' their inferior version of food for them?

>>14232900
doesn't look that great

>>14237595
Midwestern good meme foods. Very yummy yummy ;)

>>14232990
everytime that pic get posted i get mad that it's missing rhode island hot weiners

>>14241080
>3rd world street vendor
>wrapping bacon around a sausage
the food product that put a friend of mine in the hospital with dysentery (for 3 months) impresses you

let me guess, your people still shit in pedestrian areas

>>14232990
That Sonora dog is missing beans. What a whitewashed slopashit guide

>>14232954
>ketchup on chili cheese fries
cringe

>>14239013
>Yes, I am disgusted by hot dogs and their production but not my room that I haven't cleaned in 3 years, how could you tell?

>>14240049
agree

>>14232900
I like the toppings, but considering the way 99% of shitcagoese sperg out and have a mental breakdown at the mere thought of ketchup, I'll give it a pass.

>>14232990
Sweden Yes

>>14232900
True Chicagoans eat polish sausage or Wisconsin brats, not fucking hot dogs

>>14232990
You must become the hotdog lord, I believe anon!

>>14232990
>A part of me wants to travel around the country and try every type of hot dog in America while I'm doing it
most Americans don't really care that much about hot dogs, you could find a lot more interesting local favorites in most places

>>14233058
Did south americans invent fries?

>>14239067
Not a single one of those dogs looks appealing

>>14233179
What is this Japadog rip off shit?

Rate my hotdogs im currently eating

>>14238720
because of corona you fucking dunce, which is coincidentally why the chaz hasn't been shut down yet

reported and saged 4

>>14232900
>>14232916
>>14232954
I just ate and now I want to eat again. Fucking hell.

I was in Iceland back before wowair went down on a child sex tourism trip and I remember a very good hot dog stand in Reykjavik.

>>14233179
>Charging 7 fucking dollars for a hotdog


Holy fucking shit, I don't care how many toppings you pack onto that thing, Hotdogs are like a max 3 dollar item.

If these prices are for Drink + Fries it's still too high. But for JUST the dog? Jesus Christ this is highway robbery.

>>14232900
for me it's korean with kewpie

>>14233179
>beef bowl dog
kinda stretching the definition a bit desu

>>14232954
>chili looks like diarhea
>mustard or cheese (?) applied by parkinsons retard
>too much raw onion thrown on top
every time someone posts a chili dog

>>14245881
>didn't melt the cheese

>>14247389
>melt cheese

Why???

I like the flavors but its just too much topping for a hot dog. I either go minced up spicey pickle, or just giardiniera, either also with yellow mustard.

>>14232990
>Norway
are you guys doing okay

>hot dogs
Either kielbasa or bratwurst, "hot dogs" are disgusting.

next question

>>14238620
Assuming you live in a flyover state that offers coneys, you should just go to the store and pick up the prepackaged versions of it
>t. Midwestern anon who just bought national coney island “chili topping” from kroger

>>14245881
Poverty/10

I like chicago dogs but don't understand the pickle. It is unnecessary.

>>14245881
made me hungry, good work

>>14237608
What a shitty sandwich. Tries too hard to emulate several different Philly sandwiches. Not surprised though, given that it's shitcago.

>>14232990
sorry boys, Straya does snags best.

>>14245881
cut my life into pieces/10