/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>14223740
I was hoping everyone would tell me to kill myself

>>14223601
Why not make dinner at home?

>>14223756
Nah, man. I don't wish harm upon anyone who needs a helping hand or open ear. What's up man? What's got you so down on yourself?

Who cares? You are a fucking fool.

I made tacos tonight. :)

>>14223601
Post delicious order

>>14223800
20 nuggets, large dr pepper, strawberry shake

>>14223759
Im not good at cooking

>>14223861
you got a shake and a soda. whew lad

>>14223601
You will get out of this rut soon buddy

>>14223601
You're better off than the fat fuck taco bell alcoholic

>>14223601
>I'm ordering McDonald's delivery for dinner for the third night in a row
Hold up. Ordering food gets expensive quick
You dropped this

>>14223601
IS IT TRUE I WILL DIE IF I LIE DOWN IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING?

>>14223900
Ah fuck emojis don't work on this

>>14223862
Getting good requires practice. I guarantee you that within a day you can learn to cook better food than McDonald's.
The fact that you even posted on /ck/ makes me think you're an idiot or a troll. Recipes are everywhere. Here I'll make one:

Non-shit Burgers

Ingredients:
1 lb lean ground beef/turkey thawed
1 frying pan
1 package of buns
4 slices of cheese
Worcestershire sauce or Barbecue sauce
Lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, mustard
1 knife, 1 big spoon, 1 spatula

Steps:
1. Heat up the frying pan to medium heat. Meanwhile, open the package of meat and divide it into fourths with a knife and spoon so you have four equal quarter pounds of meat in lumps
2. Take the meat and put 2 lumps in the pan using the knife and spoon. Try to make it circular. Put the knife and spoon back with the raw meat and put a few dashes of Worchestershire/Barbecue sauce on each patty for flavor.
3. When the burger is cooked and brown on the bottom, flip it over with the spatula. Put another dash of Worcestershire/Barbecue sauce on the top of the patties again.
4. When the patties seem almost but not quite done, put the slice of cheese on each one so they melt as the meat is finished cooking.
5. When the patties are done (you can test by putting them on a plate and cutting them in half, beef can be a little pink but turkey has to be all brown) repeat with the other 2 quarter-pounders.
6. When the other 2 are done, put them on the plate with the first 2 and get a bun out. One leaf of lettuce and whatever condiments you want on the buns. Put the patty on and you can add condiments on this too. Close with remaining bun and enjoy!
7. For fries just buy the frozen ones and follow the instructions to use in an oven. You can eventually cook them on a pan when you get more experience.
8. Add fried mushrooms and caramelized onions by slicing them and cooking them with a decent amount of butter in the same pan if you desire.
There! You're now free of Mickey D's!

>>14223901
>no answer
OK I'M GOING TO LIE DOWN NOW IF I DIE IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT

>>14223910
why did you list the frying pan as an ingredient

>>14223601
There has to be some better options since most delivery ends up being 15-20 dollars anyway.

>>14223601
Embrace it. You never know when things could go south and you end up never having McDonald's again.

>>14223601
just smoked a fat ass bowl finna make a run to tha micky dees bro you guys want anything>?!?!

>>14223601
Sort yourself out anon. This makes you miserable and change will do you a lot of good.
Start small, cook simple things. If you see something inspiring try and replicate it. Sometimes it will fail, others it will succeed. The pros are worth the cons.
You have the power to make yourself happier.

>>14223601
Why do you lie OP?

Aint any McD that does midnight delivery or later if you're east coast

a few nights ago I ordered 40 McNuggets, two large fries, a coke, and a mcdouble for myself. I am fit. it was nice, fuck the doubters op, go into the red for macky,s - it's patriotic

>>14223963
Because she's based and sexy

>>14223862
git good

>>14223971
get me a filet o fish, 4 nuggets and some water. thanks

>>14223999
Consider alternative time zones.

>>14223795
Dying isn't harmful. Everybody does it.

>>14223601
What a waste of money.
>>14223862
Anyone can cook a cheeseburger, it's impossible to fuck up.

>>14223890
Who's this taco bell alcoholic that I see people talking about? What did I miss?

>>14223601
>>14223756
Why don't you walk there instead so you burn off some of the calories you fat fuck?

>>14223756
you're going to Kill yourself if you keep eating this bad

>>14223910
>Frying pan
You might know something that I dont but I've never had a burger made in a frying pan that was any good. Burgers belong on the grill

>>14226008
propane or charcoal?

>>14225870
>Dying isn't harmful. Everybody does it.
Really? Would you demonstrate?

>>14225870
Killing yourself is harmful and unnatural. Humans are the only animal that actively commits suicide.

>>14223862
Cooking is just following directions. YouTube how to make X and you will be fine.

>>14226008
>You might know something that I dont but I've never had a burger made in a frying pan that was any good.
Then whoever made it did it wrong. It's super easy, you just get the pan super duper hot and then cook until each side is crispy. In practice it's no different from cooking on the grill (high heat, etc.).

>>14223601
going to reblog this

>>14225988
hello there, board tourist

>>14225887
Look for someone posting 50 pics of his $5 Taco Bell meals with a barely-cooked hamburger that he cuts in half and is somehow proud of. He posted a couple days ago for the first time in a long time that I could remember.

Delivery is too expensive.

>be broke as fuck and lazy in college
>survive off McDonald’s dollar menu daily
>one day cashier says “you come here a lot huh”
>never go back, start going to taco bell instead until the next cashier says it
Why did she have to say that /ck/?

>>14223756
McDonald's is

>>14225887
Looks like he's got himself a thread right now. >>14216400

>>14223601
You know the employees slap their dicks on your food before they send it to you right?

>>14227069
Fast food cashiers know not the weight of their words

>>14227659
Hey, I've been calling out this guy for the 3-4 months he's been posting here. He always says, "hurr, I ate so much, I'm such a fatty", and yet never once (not 1 time) has he ever posted an OC image of actual food.

>>14223601
>I'm ordering McDonald's delivery for dinner for the third night in a row
Could you not order some delicious garlic knots, some homemade ravioli, and caprese or antipasti salad from a real Italian restaurant? You would likely get a double the meals out of what you get for the same price, don't you think?

>>14227659
Those are literally the best threads on /ck/.

>>14223862
this should be a banner

>>14223756
You're already doing that, slowly.

>>14225870
the process is extremely painful

>>14228211
4u

>>14223862
Often times, you'll find learning to be good at things is fun.
Simply approach with humility and understanding you're going to fail for a bit.

That said, cooking is easy and you'll pick it up real quick.

>>14223999
UberEats delivers McDonalds 24 hours a day in my city

>>14223862
Cooking isn't hard, people just don't like the time it takes in prep and clean up, or deviate from the recipe too much. Try making something real simple that you know you'll enjoy for a meal, like a quesadilla or a grilled cheese. Personally, one of my staples is to make a pan fried ham sandwich, using olive oil instead of butter to coat the pan, like you would for a grilled cheese.

>>14223601
My roommate has ordered food 19 times in the past 21 days so you're not even that bad. By no means is it healthy behaviour but if you want to get better at cooking to need to practice. I can't tell you how many things I've burnt or set on fire but this is how we learn.

>>14227834
seconded

>>14223963
In case you're so inept at cooking you don't know what implements to use.
>>14226008
Maybe so but if someone's so inexperienced at cooking that they consider McDonald's a primary food source they should not be messing around with lighters and propane.

>>14223601
some guy I used to work would only talk about fast food and "slutty women". Every day he would ask me what I was planning to have for lunch and possibly dinner later so he could tell me which fast food or pizza places had a special in town. Then he would talk about how horny he is and how hot Ariel Winter is but then that his girlfriend is about to dump him because his dick doesn't work. He was in his low 30s.

This is all within knowing the guy for like a month. Do you think he posts here?

>>14229179
he sounds cool

>>14229179
lol based

>>14227658
There isn't anything innate about it that will lead to death or is implicitly unhealthy. If he doesn't cook much we can assume he doesn't eat much during the day. He breaks by evening and orders mcdonalds. Even if he goes all out and get a double quarter pounder and fries, it is not much relative to a a lazy non cooker who may have had 200 calories up to that point. Nutritionally, it's excellent especially. Protein, fats, potassium. Most of what you need to keep you going. You are probably just a lard projecting and rather than blame your ad libitum snacking, and face stuffing at home, you blame mcdonalds because it is easier. In terms of being fresh and lacking additives, McDonalds is better for you than most other options for people who can't cook themselves.

>>14223910
>lean

ngmi

>>14223992
Starting out with rice in a saucepan is a good one; teaches you the importance of ratios and preparation as essential for consistency in quality.