/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14218948
I need this

>>14218961
am i supposed to be disgusted?
everything on that plate looks appetizing

>>14219393
jfc what a waste

>>14219193
Always buy local and in season to mitigate these things. Small scale is even better. It doesn't even cost more than those from the store.

>>14219196
You'd have all of them at once?

>>14219080
legendary

>>14219393
Lol source?

>>14219393
the brine triggers me so much
its not even fully submerged
not enough salt, too much brown sugar
no aromatics
fking Tabasco sauce so it will be slightly pickled too

>>14218956
I saw someone literally shitposting this on twitch the other day, can't believe its real

>>14218965
I don't know how anyone could eat all of that

>>14218948
looks like an awful lot of moving parts than can wear out & break

>>14218953
defnitely read "beans" as "benis"

>>14219833
im glad im not the only one

>>14219393
its crazy to me that someone that would make that is familiar with how to brine a turkey, but also calls it a marinade.

>>14219927
actually, maybe they weren't even going for a brine and thought thats how you marinade shit

>>14219826
And cleaning it... It's be a fucking nightmare. Anything that has food touching should be cleaned off every few days, even if it's fully enclosed.
The internal dough paddle/hook is probably a bitch to get at.

>>14219193
>a single plant delivers a fixed amount of flavor components that end up in the fruit. so the more fruit, the more diluted the flavor
citation needed

grow a single tomato plant and pluck all the baby tomatoes until there's only 1 remaining. enjoy the greatest tomato on god's green earth.

>>14219833
>"i;m thinking about those benis"

>>14218946

The shot of the dude bouncing right next to the eating customers made me laugh.

Have you seen this?
Incredible.

>>14219993
Yes, we can and will make sandwiches out of anything and everything.

>>14218953
not bad...

>>14218948
holy shit what a fucked up looking finger

>>14218972
>salad

my dude...

>>14219188
>chives in oil
what for? season your wok not the food, right?

>>14220035
Fucking disgusting... All that fat and grease from the cheese. I know mac and cheese is supposed to be a comfort food, but that's still a unreasonable amount of junk. There's literally no nutritional element to the entire thing. I'd rather eat a box of KD, if only to lower the salt and fat intake.

>>14218956

>>14219993
this is some regressive level shit

>>14219588
if you work in manual labor it's pretty typical to load out like this

>>14220107
No, it's just to absorb excess oil. You can also use potato peels, or anything high in cellulose.

>>14220034
I've heard that method for growing grapes. It's all well and good if you want only a small amount of whatever fruit at a high quality, but what do you do for the rest of the year?

>>14218961
"That'll be eleven cents, sir."

>>14220034
i don't do it for tomatoes but i do it for my fruit trees because my fruit trees are kind of weak
i don't trim all the fruit but i trim most of them
difference between having lots of crappy fruit and a handful of good fruit

>>14218956

I'd try it.

>>14218961
Literally me at every buffet I go to

>>14219080
Does anyone have the the one with the little girl who is just not fucking having it?

>>14219188
Do you have to do this every time?

>>14220259
mother fucker edited at 1:29, the thing was precut already!

>>14220259
did a tonne of shit you don't need to do at all 0/10

>>14220398
YEAH! THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>14220414
this is an annoying recipe. just make a bechamel sauce and add monterey jack.

>>14220388
not bad but he should have let his pulled pork slowly cool before pulling. He lots tons of moisture letting it steam away.

is this the jack thread

>>14219393

>>14219993
My teeth hurt just watching this

>>14218965
>Mustard stick

>>14219826
More than that, roti's like the easiest fucking flatbread to make.

>>14220006
looks nice

>>14220491
Don't eat mushrooms or fungi in general. They are not to be trusted.

>>14219393
what a fucking retard could he not afford like 2 more cups of water

>>14220035
They remade this episode

>>14220034
Look up how japanese grow their expensive ass fruits. They often trim to one fruit per plant.

>>14220046
>equal parts cherry juice and schnapps

oh arnie

>>14220102
They're just yorkshire puddings without the beef dripping

>>14220213
>grapeseed

I thought it was rapeseed

>>14218965
Rochester-bro here, Garbage plates are the fucking best thing in the goddamn world after a night of drinking. It's literally just carbs, fat, and protein. Plus the traditional meat sauce is absolutely delicious.

>>14220427
preach brother

>>14220456
always

>>14218946
fucking lol at the filename
cuz the first 7 seconds you're like waat?

>>14220383
that pan will 1000% give you cancer
what the fuck
I couldn't even focus on the recipe because all the teflon on that pan was so distracting, but it looked like shit.

>>14219993
i'm honestly nauseous just looking at this. it's just so much sugar on top of sugar

>>14220035
death by food.

>>14220060
how does he get out?

>>14220804
this was deeply disturbing
from baking large carrots into a pastry to the devil being channeled during the baking process

>>14220800
>sugar
I'm not sure how much sugar there actually is in american diets.

>>14220804
this isnt /x/ wtf

>>14220905

>>14220530
Brown mushrooms are edible.

>>14220046
Why are the sides of his hair white, but the top that weird color?

>>14220913
Imagine the smell.

>>14221044
Awful

>>14221058
He dyes his beard grey.

>>14221044
It was good until 1:26, where it just throws all sense out the window.

>>14219993
Im willing to bet this was thrown away after the video was made, i refuse to believe people can eat this

>>14220259
>marble rolling pin

>>14221105
What a fucking failure

>>14220481
bono

>>14221105
>filling seeping to the bottom of the well
Absolute disaster

>>14220601
flawless.

>>14218953
this looks delicious

>>14220894
>hidden corn
>polenta

>>14219080
Based Turk. That was awesome.

>>14219393

.crushing flammin cheetos with bare hands

I bet they're still red today

>>14219992
Looks fucking unbelievably delicious.

>>14219993
Revolting.

>>14220006
Lot of effort for something that's so shit looking.

>>14221105
> Chicago pizza.

Kek.

>>14221105
>white bread
that's some poorfag tier cooking right there
>tomato sauce
gotta be more specific about what kind of sauce
>cheese
acceptable
>onion
personally don't like it but again acceptable
>cheese again
borderline too much cheese at this point but let's keep going
>mushroom
not a fan but again, acceptable
>salami
not really interchangeable with pepperoni but it's not unheard of for it to show up in a proper pizza
>corn
what the fuck japan

>>14218956
This is what little Ceasars meant when he said "Pizza Pizza"

>>14220035
fuck me

>>14221390
what the fuck kind of resolution is this
also i think this would be better if the jalapeños were briefly sauteed

>>14220046
This guy cracks me up. I personally know the son of a couple he used to board with in East London and that he was jacked out his mind on dianabol most days. Americans really have very low standards.

>>14220620
Anon you can't say that, it's 2020

>>14220072
Lovely.

>>14218972
>enough sugar to put a horse into a diabetic shock
>salad

>>14221463
He's quite open about his sturoid use

>>14219992
Looks dry as fuck

>>14218946

>>14221293
>hidden corn
>corn flour

>>14221463
>Arnie
>American

>>14220383
>that pan

>>14220035
They fucked up on the bechamel sauce. They didn't properly thicken it.

>>14220499
This actually looks really nice and probably tastes banging

>>14218961
do americans really?

>>14220918
Just don't eat them at all. You shouldn't trust fungi, they are up to something ominous.

>>14220373
well every time you clean it which you shouldn't do too often if you do everything right

>>14220407
>frying the onion before it goes is the za
retarded

>literally just carbs, fat, and protein
so it's food?

Need to re-encode this one sometime. I've made it and it turned out great.

>>14220774
How did the camera man follow him up there?

>>14221463
>Americans really have very low standards.
what do you mean by this?

>>14221688
They filmed that in creative mode.

>>14221627
imagine being this much of a fucking noob

>>14221751

>>14221105
2 nukes weren't enough

>>14221743
imagine eating caramelized onion in pizza

>>14220655
>It's literally just carbs, fat, and protein.
hmm, you don't say

>>14218978

>>14218956
>>14219581
>>14220126
>>14221439
do none of you Zoomer fucks remember Pizza Hut's Insider Pizza?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtDzO_RxZ0

>>14220035
>only seven types of cheese

weak

>>14222048

>>14221881
Mmm... MAMACITA!

>>14218956
Yo dawg! We heard you liked pizza, so we put a pizza ontop of your pizza!

That's all I've got. Hope some anons saved some.

>>14219555
>>14219927
>>14220559

>you niggas talkin' about the brine and not fucking cheese loaf...

>>14219393
Some people deserve to be put in camps.

>>14220137
i use butter these days

>>14220124
sauce looks fantastic

>>14218965
Honestly not even half as bad as the Mexican dishes with 10 layers of sour cream and soggy crushed doritos. Most of my bulking meals are basically this--carbs under some pieces of meat with hot sauce

>>14221044
It seems like more of a Timpano than a Lasagne

>>14222018
I'd devour that sammich

>>14221044
>timpano
>japanese

You people make mme sick!

>>14220561
Looks dry.

>>14220601
christ

>>14222050
Don't try this. it makes mustard gas.

>>14222186
Cheese blocks roam free abundantly in the states so they're not concerned.

>>14221690
Where's the ham?

>>14221560
Unf... imagine the smell!

>>14222018
>serves one

>>14220059
I don't understand the point of a steak this thick.
Its just too big to be eaten properly.

Anything more than 2" is just too large.

>>14220894
OBSESSED

>>14222031
Good grief.

>>14220102
Really glad that they chose not to give any kind of measurements for this.

>>14222115
These aren't desserts. They're higher-end French pastries.

>>14221701
hes the governnor of california

>>14221926
Are they actually making cocaine or something else?

>>14218956
Do Americans really?

>>14222580
wtf is this shit?

>>14222634
OBSESSED

>>14220086
Oh my God hahhaa lol I'm so glad I researched after seeing this post

>>14221058
he either dyes something or he's a bi-colored mutt

>>14222425
I think that mustard gas would be more appetizing than whatever the fuck that was

>>14220809
He doesn't, until all the eggs are gone

HOW DO THE EGGS GET OUT WITHOUT HIM BREAKING?

>>14222866
"Just slice into the skin 4 to 6 inches."

>>14221967
Delicious with mashed potato.

>>14221699
I like crispy fried tofu. That looks like garbage.

>>14221850
Yeah not a vitamin mineral or other micronutrient anywhere in the whole dish!

>>14221293
>Cornstarch
>Corn syrup
>Corn flour
>Corn and vegetable oil
>Maize
>Semolina
>Ethanol (might be surprising if you somehow have no clue how liquor is made)
>Polenta

>>14221991
What's the bread for?

>>14222609
That's real life cocaine
Gordon Ramsey did a shoot for this cuz his friend died from coke.

>>14222609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oXabRYcXhc

>>14222963
Not to defend candy noses, but it's hilarious hearing him cry about what goes into producing a concentrated and purified product like cocaine. Like, bitch, chemistry is fuckin ugly. You don't even want to know what goes into producing most medicine.

>>14219993
>Nice. Ok haha thats a bit much cool. Ok you can stop now. Srsly stop

>>14222946
I assume it's meant to break down and add some thickening.

>>14220046
I hope that I can be as much of a silver fox as Arnie is when Im that old.

>>14220060
and my boss says i can't wear a tank top in the kitchen because a deep fryer is 10 feet away from my station. bullshit.

>>14222041
Fuck you don't do this to Chef John videos

>>14219993
Wouldn't cotton candy make a great insulator? It'd probably keep that ice cream cold for a good while.

>>14222050
>How to get energy and study better
>1. Open a red bull
>2. Crush up a Xanax/Adderall and some Ketomine, combine thoroughly
>3. Mix thoroughly

>>14223169
Xanax and Adderall aren't interchangeable kid.

>>14223169
Xanax and ketamine are both downers you underage faggot.

>>14219993
too much of a good thing

>>14223002
A lot of medicines also built off of how we understood how some herbs helped us. We understood which compounds were having positive reactions with our bodies during certain illnesses, isolated them, then increased their concentration. That's why natural home remedies can be fine for minor aches and pains. For serious shit though, go see a doctor.

>>14223180
>>14223188
Fucking degenerates.

>>14223217
Underage faggot.

>>14223227
>t. cope and seethe

>>14223245
Grow up.

>>14223253
Stay mad, kid.

>>14220072
>creme fraiche
>bechamel sauce
seriously

>>14221688
He stands up.

>>14221560
>0:24 - oh god, they're mixing it in a canoe

>>14222680
what did your research uncover, did they have another person's finger sewed on or is that some kind of scrotum graft?

>>14223169
Yeah, man, xanax plus ketamine should definitely perk you right up.

>>14223356
I hate everything about this.

>>14222171
yeah, get that egg up into that motor

>>14221626
They had to have added black food dye to that dough, right?

>>14223404
black dye matters.

>>14223356
>i wanted to do something more with potatoes
>does even less than french fries

>>14223356
"Under communism, there is only one fry! Any more is bourgeoisie decadence!"

>>14219993
Neat looking cross section but my whole body has become sticky looking at it

>>14222874
I wonder why faggots here get so triggered by this. Are they just so autistic that they cant understand what a movie is?

>>14218953
>>14220082
>>14221246
>Americans

>>14222580
that fucking mayo

>>14222201
this

>>14223544
it's probably sour cream

>>14221390
Is this 100fps wtf

>>14221795
noice

>>14223541
British actually.

>>14222031
grim

>>14219393
this turkey went straight to hell

>>14221633
I love salmon

>>14223541
>>14223607
Same

>>14222076
YES

>>14220396
Could watch that for hours.

>>14220776
That was so cool. How the fuck did he get it open so cleanly? I can't work it out...

>>14220804
>cooking with a ring on
should be shot dead in the street

>>14223709
What?

>>14223709
>how to make homemade yogurt
>ingredients used include yogurt
?????????????????

>>14218956
reminds me of Pizza that had mini pizzas as a topping...

>>14218984
looks good
i like peanut butter...

>>14219393
>oh okay they're brining it
>not enough water, but whatever
>that's an awful lot of tobasco
>potatoes, okay, probably carrots and celery next-
>oh
>oh no

>>14218956
I've seen worse.

>>14218965
>frank's red hot
That sauce is milquetoast.

>>14222454
You're thinking of carbanara

>>14218984
>using smooth peanut butter

>>14223856
Well yea. The only person who knew how to make yogurt died over a million years ago, since then we took a bit of the original source and expand it with other ingredients, and keep on in this fashion. Why do you think yogurt tastes more bland now than when you were a kid?

>>14220456
Jack it, baby.

>>14220666
By satans trips that looks amaing.

>>14221587
Bad trip?

>>14221390
Would smash.

>>14220428
>just make a mornay
lol @ you

>>14221524
I was working in this hotel kitchen and a bus load of old Italian tourists asked to borrow a big stewing pot. We were like, no problem. That night they brought it back and gave us the best goddamn (pic related) i've ever had.

Feels good man.

>>14220788
>>14221548
every pan i buy turns out like this other than case iron. what is a decent price for a non scam pan?

>>14221931
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

>>14221926
>cement powder
>sulfuric acid
>gasoline
>battery acid

>>14221954
>B- but muh bones

>>14223393
Quiet! I cant hear the eggs.

>>14220102
>>14222567
Click-bait in .webm format so people can go to their fucking website for measurements

>>14224379
thats not in the final product, its used because thats what is are needed to extract the chemicals out of the leaf

>>14223356
why does everything have to be fucking novelty these days?

>>14223709
Yogurt requires a certain bacterial culture to turn milk into yogurt. The bacteria would be mostly dead by the time you did this, and so you would have a "watered down" version of yogurt.