/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14217172
Soup?

>>14217178
Bowl to mouth

>>14217172
Stirring separated peanut butter

>>14217181
absolutely barbaric

>>14217187
you hammer-slap it with the fork and then knead it at an angle with the fork to whip it

>>14217193
you fork the meat or veggies as bowl of soup liquid and then use the bowl as a cup for the rest. You can also use your bread to pull the soup up to your face.

>>14217172
Don't really need forks either if you really think about it

>>14217172
UNGA BUNGA ME DRINK WITH HANDS NO NEED SPOON

>>14217208
you can grab and chop with your tongue if you practice

>>14217172
Okay what about heroin then

>>14217229
okay who has the webm?

>>14217238
use some glue to make it a pill or some shit

>>14217229

that tongue needs to be in my butthole

>>14217172
Watch out for the fork cartel, I hear they can be pretty mean. I'd start using a spoon if you don't want any trouble anon.

>>14217311
You called, Jeffe?

>>14217339
My name is not Jeff.

>>14217339
>>14217339
nothing going on here, just talking using spoons while we talk about spoons, Eugine.

>>14217365
shit, wrong guy

>>14217376
then what are those spikes, culero!

>>14217391
Those are from me biting the tip before I put it in, Euey.

>>14217181
>compromising your ability to control the composition of what goes into your bite
Imagine the absolute state. I can tell you've never actually done bowl to mouth soup eating. Have you? No. You haven't. It's a fucking chore. You end up having to fight the food. You inhale and gasp for air, while you try to fiddle with the bowl to get more solid chunks to drop down into the FLOOD of liquid that's coming into your mouth. It never works. You suck up all this juicy broth liquid, and THEN have to slog your way through the pieces of meat and noodles falling on your face. Because that shit never goes where you want it to. You try and try to open your mouth wider, but you keep getting meat slapping up against your face. It's a tireless effort. You could have been a normal person. You could have used a spoon. But NO, you wanted to "experiment" with bowl to mouth. And look where it got you. Splattered with "broth". Retard. Bowl to Mouth is for LITERAL homosexuals. Eat soup with a spoon like a fucking normal person.

>>14217443
Yep. We got a live one. New Pasta spotted.

>>14217443
it's not that hard to control what's coming in if you wrap your lips around it like a kazoo.

>>14217395
so you admit your crimes against silverware?

>>14217172
?

>>14217564
fingers and tongue

>>14217172
?

>>14217587
you eat the cereal with a fork and then drink the milk from the bowl

>>14217172
?

>"just stick your dick in it" the thread

>>14217172
What? ... WHAT?!?

I use a spoon all the time.
I use it for soups,
for tea both stirring, lifting out the tea bag, and measuring out the honey
for granular things like rice, cereal and trail mix where the scooping is better than a fork
for cutting butter, ice cream, pulled pork, cake ... sometimes I'll just skip the knife completely and even cut steak with a spoon

In fact I am having a hard time thinking of what I can't eat with a spoon, and maybe one chopstick or small 2 pronged fork just to help stabilize harder to cut items. I suppose I could just use a second spoon for that task as well, in which case all problems are solved by spoons. you really need to rethink this. I know all there are many utensils specialized for each situation, but if you are going to reduce that to a minimum number how is the spoon the first thing to get rid of. That the last thing you want to get rid of.

>>14217172
the Philippines and Thailand have the meta right. You can get by eating most of the food with just a spoon. If you’re feelin primal you can go fuckin bare hands too

>>14217172
If you eat cereal w/o a spoon, you end up drinking too much milk per mouthful, and end up with no milk with some cereal left in the bowl. I assume this happens with other liquid+solid foods like soup. At least for cereal, you definitely need a spoon.

>>14217649
tongue

>>14217591
That’s extremely fucking barbaric

>>14217172
>this recipe calls for one tablefork of baking powder, two teaknives of activated yeast, and two-and-a-half mouthfuls of heavy cream

>>14218035
lol

>>14217878

you also have a snout to reach the bottom?

>>14218313
hands

>>14217245
>>14217172
okay nobody posted the webm and i couldnt find it within 5 mins.
so here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42E

>>14217172
fuck off chink

Spoons are honestly vastly superior. Forms have basically no utility outside of spearing food that's awkward to hold on a spoon, but the thing is, you don't actually need the full-length times that a fork has in order to transfer it successfully from your plate to your mouth, in that manner.

I truly thing that in maybe 120 years, forks won't exist anymore because the quarter-length-tine spork will have completely taken over. I use a fork maybe like twice a week these days, and it's been that way for years. Spoons just are much more widely applicable.

>>14218393
shes hot

>>14217172
Don't you think it other way around? No need for fork and maybe knife - everything can be eaten using spoon only. Yes, even steak, just cut it by pressing side of a spoon against it

>>14217591
this but with chopsticks

>>14218775
A fork is a spoon, knife, chopstick ladle, grader, sifter, kneader, whisk, and garnet all in one. A spoon can't whisk anything without slapping 1.74% of the stuff out of the bowl and never fully whisking it do to the lack of holes or room between. A Spoon can never sift properly because it's round shape will move some of that of which is being sifted like adding pancakes of unmixed powder inside of the pancake. A Spoon can never properly cut because of the roundness unless the meat or cake is less than an inch thick.

>>14217172
YIKES
>>14218393
YIKES

>>14217172
what would I butter my bread with idiot?

>>14217238
Rookie move. The best are those little tea candles, you take the flimsy metal holder off and you can cut a little handle, they are much deeper and you can set them down without spilling, and they heat up in a fraction of a second.

I eat rice with spoons. There is no other way

>>14220644
Why do you know this? Why are you on this board?