/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14192132
big margarita

>>14192143
Post pic

>>14192144
Of drink or cock and tits?

>>14192144

>>14192146
>cock and tits
Lol that's so random

>>14192146
preferably both

>>14192132
I drank a fifth of Patron in 20 minutes once

>>14192144
i puked after this

>>14192132
I drank a bottle of everclear and almost died.

>>14192132
In Puerto Nuevo I was served a coco loco that had probably 800ml of rum in it. Guy opened the coconut, emptied half a handle and put a straw in it.

>>14192155
If Riker was a druggo

>>14192155
Fuck man, that's tough to even see.

>>14192132
Entire fifth of Kraken rum in three hours. Few of them were rum and cokes, most of it straight. Threw up shortly afterwards then passed out on the bathroom floor.

>>14192330
you're a girl drink drunk!

A yard of beer

Your mom's drink

>>14192312
>A fifth is a unit of volume formerly used for wine and distilled beverages in the United States, equal to one fifth of a US liquid gallon, 45 quart, or 25 35 US fluid ounces (757 ml); it has been superseded by the metric bottle size of 750 mL,[1] sometimes called a metric fifth, which is the standard capacity of wine bottles worldwide and is approximately 1% smaller.
Americans...

In college I once drank a gallon (3.9L) of milk in under 10m.
As for alcohol, it probably was a 24oz bottle of some local 10% craft better.

1.5 litres of cider in a beer bong.

>>14192132
one of these every new years for a long time
in my market they slapped a big sticker on the front that said "BIG DUTCH" it was pretty neat

>>14192155
>>14192290
It's even a flattering pic. He's basically Matty Mattheson now.

By the way, fuck the captcha on this site. I have to click through seven pages of traffic lights and shit sometimes. They should add an "I don't feel like it" button so you can skip it when you don't want to.

One of these bad boys

>>14192964
Looool

>>14193075
Its to keep out bots you fucking retard. Also if you don't like it you can spend 5 bucks on a chan pass to get rid of it. RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD

>>14193073
CKY was the last stand of White Cool in entertainment media.

I filled up one of these novelty cups with blended up ice, sprite, and MD 2020.

An entire handle of Vodka every day for five years. I died.
Dialysis ain’t fun, y’all.

i used to have a pint that was 1.5 l. i wonder what happened to it.

>>14193196
It was just sitting around with the nipple torn off the bottle and drinking straight out of the bottle with water chaser.
Largest cocktail would probably be whenever I would go out to a party and mix 50/50 Publix lemonade and vodka and carry around the jug and just swig.
Although, one time someone told me that I wasn’t eating enough and then I thoroughly disgusted them by drinking a 12 pack of PBR and a dozen eggs (eggbeers) for breakfast.

Once I shared two of those giant margarita bowls with my dad, so one giant margarita bowl.

>>14193300
>eggbeers
tell me more

>>14193196
This was my actual recycling because I would forget to take it out and then just stow it in the shed, lel.

>>14193143
(You) are the retard. The bots will still be fooled by the captcha but we'll be able to bypass it when we don't feel like doing it.

>>14193313
You pour a beer (12 oz) into a pint glass, and then crack a raw egg into it.
And then drink it as fast as you can, in one go.
It is truly the breakfast of champions.

>>14193315
How much u drink in a week?

>>14192132
A 2.5 litre wine cask. I drink out of the container, so it counts.

>>14193315
When I moved, I counted them and it was 98 bottles I’d had stockpiled.
I had to get special recycling bags from the city (they were required).

>>14192132
I dumped a 26oz bottle of raspberry sourpuss and another of blue curaçao into a pitcher and chugged it on my 21st birthday. I’m from Alberta tho, and legal age is 18. Had 18 prairie fires on my 18th birthday. They don’t do that anymore tho. Pussies...

>>14192132
A full liter of vodka, threw up all over my desk

>>14193324
12.25l give or take. Like I said, one handle a day.
I’m 23, nigga.
I still drink, but not like I used to.

>>14193334
Bruh I miss some good ol’ fashioned stolen pallets and boat gasoline fires.
Ah, the golden ages.

>>14193321
If you like that you should try this. Fucking delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S04mZtUjTyA

>>14193369
I fucking hate beer and actually prefer slale ones because they’re easier to slam- but it seems like boiling the ale would kind of reduce the carbonation.
I’m a vodka kind of guy, but my interest is piqued. I’ll give it a try one of these days, maybe to entertain some guests.

>>14193369
Also, I don’t “like” it necessarily, I’m just one of those dicks that like to joke around, especially if someone is squeamish.
But I did know some unironic Chad-tier lifting buddies that would 100% swear by this.
Gotta drink big to get big.

>>14192132
8 oz. tequila, 3 oz. everclear, 1 oz. blue curacao, 6 oz. creme de cassis, 3 oz. lime. They only let you have two per visit

>>14194375
looks gay as fuck

>>14192132
made strong af pina collada, no clean glasses left, everyone already had ad a drink, kept the pitcher to myself, blacked out

A entire bottle of chartreuse

Dont really have big drinks but I once drank 2 pitchers on a date by the time she was half way down hers.

I ended up making her do an autistic test
There was not a second date

>>14194438
is that bottled sharts?

>>14192132
Well i had 37.5 centiliter Carslhamn Flahhpunsch (26% alcohol) and 2-3 beers when i was 16.

Woke up in the hospital with tubes into my arms and a very angry mom waiting outside :D

No hangover but when i took a piss i remeber it smelled like Carlshamn Flaggpunsch (Carlshaven Flag Punsch).

Never drank it after that, beer is strongest thing i drank since then.

The biggest drink in a single container for me would be I had an entire bottle of wine last New Year's Eve.

I have drank more than that a couple of times, to the point of throwing up. When that happens, I have to stay away from the stuff for a week or two.

I was downing an OE 64 oz as we entered the new millennium. Pretty sure I puked my brains out that night

I used to chug bottles of wine to out me to sleep when I was doing shift work

I chugged a water glass full of whiskey for fun

I'm stupid and probably an alcoholic

>>14194445
Mature, bro.

Probably a fishbowl

>>14196621
So you're implying you're gay?

>>14196626
>cheap strong large drinks are gay
homos can't handle a fishbowl, unless they share with other homos

4oz lean in a 2l sprite

>>14192132
I didn't finish it but I've drank sea water once.

>>14192158
lolol xD

>>14193143
Yeah, slowly fading in and out is definitely helping impede bots and not just irritating humans.

>>14192964
Based

I had a 2 liter "imperial doppelbock" (8.5% abv) in Germany at a biergarten. Weird style, but it was pretty good.

>>14193348
always good to see people take the game to big heights. Was only drinking about 3/4 a handle a day before my body threw in the towel at the age your at now. Just dont let yourself go through withdrawals too many times and ride the ride buddy.

>>14196717
Isn't doppelbock already effectively "imperial"? In the sense that double and imperial are more or less used interchangeably in beer nomenclature? 8.5% is well within the normal range for a doppelbock at any rate.

>>14196646
... There is no polite way to say it, so I’ll just do it quick like a bandaid.
You’re a fucking faggot.
Everyone knows that you need at least an eight into a 2l.
I bet you’re bragging about some Qualitest, too.

>>14192132
Well this thread makes me feel like a total alcoholic lmao. One new years i drank a 30 rack of beer to myself and didn't puke. In hawaii i had 2 of those fishbowl mai tai things after a twelve pack of beer then flew home and had a few jack n cokes in the airport and on the plane

>>14196824
I am out here doing the lord’s work.
Since I’ve had x amount of seizures within a year, my license is suspended for a year.
I am signing over my car to a friend who is on hard times, but I trust them to sign it back.
>inb4 “you should’ve tapered faggot”
I did, but then I went out with some buddies and really showed out at a bar
>boom
Seizure.
>Trust my alprazolam prescription to help me through after HAMS taper
Boom. Seizure.
get prescribed gabapentien and it reacts negatively with the history of bipolar in my family
>go crazy and walk 34 miles after discharing myself from rehab because I was having fucking crazy person thoughts (it induced a manic episode and I thought the hospital was a sex cult for some reason)
Boom. Seizure.
I do want off the wild ride, Mr. Bones. I wouldn’t recommend doing this.
Staying tough, though.

I pour Colt 45 in my Apple Jacks, if that counts.

>>14193329
You are a fucking maniac. I can barely put down half a handle if I really try.
try not to die again.

>>14192467
Worst drink, if you tilt a little too much you get a tidal wave of larger in your face

>>14193335
Same 1L of New Amsterdam on an empty stomach, thought it was going to die.

>>14197268
I genuinely don’t understand beer fanatics.
I get slamming a few in rapid succession, or even playing wizzard staffs with your pals, but spending $20 on 4 cans of beer just baffles me.
Just buy liquor, dude. Nobody thinks you’re cool/ hip for doing that.

>>14197277
nigga where you buy just 1l of something anywhere? anywhere i’ve been it’s either 375ml, 750ml or 1.75l.
That’s just odd.

>>14197308
https://www.amazon.co.uk/New-Amsterdam-Premium-Vodka-Litre/dp/B01HRPM63O-Qw-LYXshQZRoCcqEQAvD_BwE

I live in bongland but its fairly common to by spirits in liters.

>>14192964
Boom

>>14197308
Do you live in that place where they use terms like handle and magnum and shit for alcohol volumes?

>>14193143
holy shit

>>14192132
A two liter of Bavarian Dunkel and Holsteiner schnitzel. Went into a food coma for four hours afterwards

>>14192217
This but almost didn't die, threw up on keyboard though o_o

Last time buying that stuff it hits you really hard after a few hours

>>14192968
thank you, I always wondered if they mean 1/5 of a bottle or something...

>>14193056
I want to try that beer, what’s it like?

>>14193084
all of it? in one go?

>>14193315
Shit, I thought my 2-4 beers a night was bad

>>14192183
Probably garbage tier tequila that homeless wetbacks wouldn't even drink.

>>14192132
I drank a family sized bottle of listerine before.